Talk to a Stranger!

[JeffNights]

Hilarious and yet stragnely addicting...


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begin chat, you type to a completely random person. Odd yet fun.

[PackerFanatic]

Interesting...

[Pumpy Tudors]

I've done this a few times, and the people I'm chatting with usually quit when I tell them that a) I'm a guy or b) I'm wearing a bra.

[Mustang]

Did Rick Springfield not teach you people anything?

[PackerFanatic]

I noticed that too, Pumpy. One person asked if I was a "girl with a webcam?". Reminds me of the AOL chat days...

[Pumpy Tudors]

Did Rick Springfield not teach you people anything?
So I should tell them I'm Jessie's girl?

[Karlifornia]

Chat I just had:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what's happenin
Stranger: bored and horny
Stranger: u?
Stranger: lo
Stranger: lol
You: I guess about the same
You: lol
Stranger: where r u from?
You: cali...you?
Stranger: cali?
You: california
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im italian
Stranger: how old r u?
You: oh really? I'm 26
Stranger: im 28 lol
You: hey we're both still young..and fit
Stranger: yeah true
Stranger: and in a mood for sex lol
You: oh yeah? what are you wearing?
Stranger: im on my pijamas
Stranger: but gonna take them off
Stranger: u?
You: ooh nice. I'm wearing nothing but a robe...and I just got out of the shower
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: how big is ur dick?
You: it's 8 inches
Stranger: nice
You: you can touch it if you like
You: while I eat this blt
You: bacon grease dripping all over both of us
Stranger: mmmmmmm
Stranger: got a lubricant?
You: no but I can go buy some. brb going to walgreens

[DaddyTorgo]

LMAO

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Nice one Karl!

This is one I just had...

Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: hoe are you ?
You: no, i'm not a hoe!
You have disconnected.

[k0ruptr]

ROFL

[JediKooter]

Slowly backs out of the thread...

[Pumpy Tudors]

So I see Karlifornia found jbmagic.

[Cringer]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi...

You: I hate you.

Stranger: thanks me to

Stranger: why??

Stranger: tell th

Stranger: tell me the reason!!!

You: Have you taken a good look at yourself? Why would I not hate you?

Stranger: sure

Stranger: you right

Stranger: im a hobit...

Stranger: a troll

You: Not to mention you type incomplete sentences.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Starting with "I hate you" is a decent way to start one of these I am finding.

[Karlifornia]

.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey there
Stranger: how are u?
You: im good. My name is Claire. what's yours?
Stranger: Lennard
Stranger: where u frome Claire ?
You: I'm from Fond-Du-Lac Wisconsin
You: u?
Stranger: germany
You: what are you doing tonight?
Stranger: oh i think sleeping
Stranger: and u ?
You: hunting
You: I hunt cats
Stranger: oh for what ?
You: food mainly. It's cold here. I need cat meat for the family
You: ever hunted?
Stranger: no im vegetarian
You: that doesn't mean you cant hunt
Stranger: sorry i dont eat meat
You: you could hunt trees
Stranger: i can hunt but i dont kill things with soul
You: sneak up on them, real quiet...then BAM!
You: tie that tree up to your car
You: put that tree in the freezer..you could have all the tree you wanted
You: you know what I'm saying, Charlie?
Stranger: im not charlie -.-'
You: please be my charlie
You: my charlie died 8 years ago...just pretend to be charlie, ok charlie?
Stranger: -.-'
Stranger: k
You: Charlie, will you hold my hand?
Stranger: yes
You: then what, charlie?
Stranger: have u msn?
You: tell me what you'd do to me, Charlie
Stranger: than u must go on th knees
You: oh yes
Stranger: than close your eyes and open your mouth
Stranger: and u must suck
You: ok I'll do that...and you can lick my armpits
You: slowly, charlie
You: slowly lick them
Stranger: than u open your eyes i cum in your eyes and kick your leg than u a pirate
Stranger: sexy or
You: I turn on my soldering iron..and I solder our bodies together
You: and we get married
You: just like Charlie wanted
Stranger: we get married who say that
Stranger: Öö
You: it's a sexy marriage
Stranger: oh in las vegas ?
Stranger: drunkn
Stranger: ??
You: can two men marry each other in germany?
Stranger: are u a guy?
You: no im a girl
You: with a bit of a penis
You: you likey?
Stranger: Öö
Stranger: öÖ
Stranger: what?
You: just give me a hug, .....not too tight.. my little girl balls are sweaty
Stranger: okay ??
Stranger: Öö
Stranger: öÖ
You: you like girls with hairy thighs?
You: HELLOOOOOOOO???
Stranger: with hairy what
You: legs
Stranger: noway
Stranger: and i dont like penis and balls
You: TELL ME YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY HAIRY LEGS, CHARLIE
Stranger: whats wrong with u guy
You: I'm trying to be the US Ambassador to Germany
You: will you vote for me?
Stranger: sure
You: Thank you. I love you. but I'm not in love with you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[k0ruptr]

me thinks that was two fofcers!

the one above the one above this... lol

[M GO BLUE!!!]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i dont think my bf is sexually attracted to me :(
You: really?
You: why is that?
Stranger: he always turns down sex
Stranger: what kind of a 16 y/o boy turns downs sex???
You: a smart one
Stranger: what? what the fuck is wrong with you
You: i have a kid
You: so i learned
Stranger: well some people arent fucking idiots
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

when she disconnected, i was typing "like your boyfriend?"

[k0ruptr]

Stranger: than u open your eyes i cum in your eyes and kick your leg than u a pirate


w t f ?

[jeff061]

Karl's got some talent at this. The pirate creator challenged and was owned.

[DaddyTorgo]

LMAO @ Karl.

I'll have to participate tonight.

[Cringer]

me thinks that was two fofcers!

the one above the one above this... lol

There are only 6000-7000 people on that I see, so it is very possible at some point.

[RainMaker]

Thought this was going to be a Jamie Walters thread.

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[DaddyTorgo]

lol - that reminds me of that vh1 "child star" show...hehehe

[hukarez]

hmm..

Stranger: hey hey

You: oh, hello!

Stranger: asl?

You: I don't speak sign language, sorry

[Passacaglia]

You can tell that guy is German cuz of all the umlauts.

[MrDNA]

Karl had me laughing out loud with the hunting trees thing. COMEDY GOLD.