Ben, I found a story worse than the pinecone one

[cartman]

Yikes!

Chef dies after feeling eel | The Sun |News (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS)


A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

[Mizzou B-ball fan]

:eek: :jawdrop:

[Swaggs]

Geez... between this, the grandma/grandson lovechild, and the dude that hasn't eaten for 70-years, FOFC is beginning to look more and more like the National Enquirer everyday.

[Toddzilla]

Pro Tip: Feed the eel beforehand

[Mizzou B-ball fan]

Pro Tip: Feed the eel beforehand

Please do not post this while I'm taking a drink of pop. It can end badly. Thanks.

[Toddzilla]

I was heading out this afternoon with my wife for sushi.

no longer the case.

[tyketime]

Geez... between this, the grandma/grandson lovechild, and the dude that hasn't eaten for 70-years, FOFC is beginning to look more and more like the National Enquirer everyday.

I regret having to read this thread... However, that would be the "Pulitzer Prize nominated National Enquirer". ;)

[Easy Mac]

So was the headline meant to be a pun?

[cartman]

I sense a sequel to "Red Corner". But Richard Gere has to reprise his role.

[JPhillips]

I'm pretty sure I've never been so drunk that a 50 cm eel could be shoved up my ass without my knowledge.

[I. J. Reilly]

I'm pretty sure I've never been so drunk that a 50 cm eel could be shoved up my ass without my knowledge.

How about with you knowledge? Ever been that drunk?

[JPhillips]

I'm pretty sure I would see that as a bad idea, but if it came up as part of a MFF, well....