The Better Marriage Blanket!

[DanGarion]

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Save your marriage! Get one today!

[Ksyrup]

Unholy crap!

[Dodgerchick]

$120 for a blanket is a shitty deal

[MikeVic]

$120 for a blanket is a shitty deal

:D

[DanGarion]

Something stinks.

[PackerFanatic]

That's great and all...unless you dutch oven her...

[Dodgerchick]

They need to make underwear from this material. I didn't say boxers because women's farts can be just as deadly.

[DanGarion]

They actually do.

Flatulence Deodorizer by Flat-D Innovations is a flatulence filter pad for intestinal gas odor control, like activated charcoal underwear (http://www.flat-d.com/)

[Dodgerchick]

Wait, on second thought, that takes the fun out of crop dusting.

[Karlifornia]

Do farts really wreak that much havoc on relationships? I lived with a girl for two years, and this was the least of our problems.

[stevew]

Dutch ovening is one of the underrated joys of parenting.

[Ksyrup]

In light of Joe Posnanski's hilarious blogging about a bunch of informercials over the years, the first thing I thought when I saw this thread was, "I hope Joe writes something about this one." And sure enough, this morning on his blog, he's got The Marriage Blanket as one of a few possible upcoming blog topics. Awesome!