Trainee #2... STEAL?!?!?!?!

[BillyMadison]

11K passable playmaker... 18 years old! American so no 20% bonus either... Was this a good deal? I bidded with 4 mins left... and the guy before me who had a bid was online... Suprised NOONE outbidded me! Maybe I got "payback" for what I lost yesterday.


Stu Comer (12377494)
18 years, passable form, healthy

A pleasant guy who is balanced and honest.
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 29 000 US$
Wage: 640 US$/week
Owner: Fabulous!
Warnings: 0


Stamina: weak Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: passable Passing: poor
Winger: weak Defending: wretched
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: poor

[illinifan999]

Looks like a decent pickup.

[BillyMadison]

decent?!?

haha, someone said its very hard to get passable playmakers under 20k. Im excited.

[McSweeny]

that weak stamina is no good... have to put in a few weeks there before you sell/use him

[BillyMadison]

yea... i am training stanima currently anyways... and plan to do one more week after this before i go full throttle into trainer mode.

[McSweeny]

i'd suggest getting him to at least passable in stamina. stamina is huge for middies

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
decent?!?

haha, someone said its very hard to get passable playmakers under 20k. Im excited.

Why do you ask then if you already know that answer?

Either way, seems like a decent deal.

[illinifan999]

Hard to get passable playmakers for under 20k. I have sold at least three passable playmers for under 20k. I have seen plenty of passable playmakers for under 20k at final bid price.

[Aesyrqwe]

I dont like his secondaries.. I got 2 high inads PM, both with weak passing/defending for a combined 15k.. one weeks training and they both hit passable PM..

-Aes-

[cthomer5000]

Originally posted by The Afoci
Why do you ask then if you already know that answer?

My thoughts exactly. For a guy asking so many questions, Mr. Madison has a hell of a lot of answers.

[Airhog]

yeah the wretched defending hurts him...

[BillyMadison]

Afoci- I don't want your help.

Cthomer- You too.

It was stated that a passable playmaker under 20k is a "steal" according to one person... go ahead and check the first thread... Don't come and jump on my back, you won't win.

[McSweeny]

blah blah blah blah blah

:rolleyes:

[The Afoci]

You don't want anyones help who doesn't blow smoke up your ass. You come on here asking if you got a steal and then when people say it is decent you rip into him.

I wasn't offering you help by the way, I was just asking why would you ask a question you seem certain of the answer?

But you probably won't answer that question.

P.S. To keep with your theme of immaturity, you're not invited to my pre-victory party. ;)

[Nyarlahotep]

Damn!! The dreaded un-invitation to one of The Afoci's parties.

[BillyMadison]

Originally posted by The Afoci
You don't want anyones help who doesn't blow smoke up your ass. You come on here asking if you got a steal and then when people say it is decent you rip into him.

I wasn't offering you help by the way, I was just asking why would you ask a question you seem certain of the answer?

But you probably won't answer that question.

P.S. To keep with your theme of immaturity, your not invited to my pre-victory party. ;)

First of all, it's "you're" not "your"... which is a basic english fundamental, which you seem to lack... before we go any further with this, try to learn english, so you don't look stupid.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
Don't come and jump on my back, you won't win.

But if I win, do I get a prize?

[Qwikshot]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
First of all, it's "you're" not "your"... which is a basic english fundamental, which you seem to lack... before we go any further with this, try to learn english, so you don't look stupid.

Now you're just being an asshole...is that a good example?

[The Afoci]

Hey, I edited it, so do you want to answer my question?

[BillyMadison]

Originally posted by Qwikshot
Now you're just being an asshole...is that a good example?

Yes, that would be a fine example...

The Afoci - Self gratification :rolleyes: :p

[The Afoci]

What does masturbation have to do with any of this?

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
11K passable playmaker... 18 years old! American so no 20% bonus either... Was this a good deal? I bidded with 4 mins left... and the guy before me who had a bid was online... Suprised NOONE outbidded me! Maybe I got "payback" for what I lost yesterday.



Hey genious, you have an easy spelling errors in here and the whole "I bidded" and "NOONE outbidded" thing doesn't really make sense. Maybe you should proofread your posts before you post them so you don't look like such and ass. Maybe then 11k for a passable playmaker would be a good deal?

[BillyMadison]

haha... Good one, I got a chuckle out of that.

I wasn't trying to "answer my own question"... I was simply stating that I was told anything with passable plamking under 20k is a "good deal". If any thing, this shows my "amateurism" of hattrick... not arrogance... which you were implying in that post.

[McSweeny]

Originally posted by McSweeny
blah blah blah blah blah

:rolleyes:

[BillyMadison]

Originally posted by The Afoci
Hey genious, you have an easy spelling errors in here and the whole "I bidded" and "NOONE outbidded" thing doesn't really make sense. Maybe you should proofread your posts before you post them so you don't look like such and ass. Maybe then 11k for a passable playmaker would be a good deal?

Any mistakes I make are physical errors(a.k.a. "typos") such as spelling, or hitting the space bar. "You're" and "Your" is a grammatical mistake... which is taught in grade 3.

[The Afoci]

And I wasn't trying to be a jackass. BTW, if you want to come to my little party, you can, Chavez "the dope finding" Dog is getting sick of peanut butter so we could use a replacement. ;)

[Qwikshot]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
haha... Good one, I got a chuckle out of that.

I wasn't trying to "answer my own question"... I was simply stating that I was told anything with passable plamking under 20k is a "good deal". If any thing, this shows my "amateurism" of hattrick... not arrogance... which you were implying in that post.

Is amateurism a word?

I think some of your postings in this thread were arrogant, especially telling fellow FOFC'ers that you don't want their help when a lot of the most recent please help me posts have been coming from you. You may not like what they tell you but their words do ring true. You got a good "passable" playmaking midfielder, but to be a good midfielder, you need playmaking, defense, passing and stamina (good form is needed as well). Now stamina can be worked on quickly...but the others require some decent training...you got a good passable playmaking midfielder, just not a good midfielder in general.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
Any mistakes I make are physical errors(a.k.a. "typos") such as spelling, or hitting the space bar. "You're" and "Your" is a grammatical mistake... which is taught in grade 3.

I also spelt genous wrong, but you failed to get that one. I think that is a 4th grade word, so at least we started having trouble around the same time.

[BillyMadison]

"Is amateurism a word?"

Of course it is.

I've had a team for about 10 days now... and I'm not about to invest in a 60k in a midfielder with passable in all 4 "relevant" categories... If I wan't a cheap passable playmaker... I have to sacrifice something... I think it was a good deal and we'll see what happens.

[The Afoci]

Now, I spelt Genius wrong twice. Once on purpose and once by accident. I need the number for hooked on phonics.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
I think it was a good deal and we'll see what happens.

Exactly, why do you have to go and ask everyone?

[BillyMadison]

Originally posted by The Afoci
I also spelt genous wrong, but you failed to get that one. I think that is a 4th grade word, so at least we started having trouble around the same time.

It seems your reading comprehension was also lost around grade 3... cause you certainly didn't comprehend what I wrote... spelling is a physical error.

[BillyMadison]

Originally posted by The Afoci
Exactly, why do you have to go and ask everyone?

More opinions... IF you read, you would have picked it up... I said I am an "amateur"... and my opinion is prone to be mistaken... which it may very well be... which is the reason I asked.

I am finished with you... as I am clearly the superior in intellect, grammar and reading comprehension.

Still Undefeated.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
I bidded with 4 mins left...

This is no less a gramattical error than my "your" instead of "you're".

[leverb66]

BillyMadison,

Do not worry too much about Afoci's comments; he is not mentally stable.

BoB

[McSweeny]

well suppose The Afoci meant to type you're instead of your... isn't that just a typo as well? for all you know it could have been an innocnet typo... and according to you, no matter how often or how badly you mis-spell a word it is just a typo. Suppose you don't know how to spell a word? is that a typo?

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by leverb66
BillyMadison,

Do not worry too much about Afoci's comments; he is not mentally stable.

BoB

Its a good thing that spelling isn't required for my job. Or mental stablity.

[Qwikshot]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
"Is amateurism a word?"

Of course it is.

I've had a team for about 10 days now... and I'm not about to invest in a 60k in a midfielder with passable in all 4 "relevant" categories... If I wan't a cheap passable playmaker... I have to sacrifice something... I think it was a good deal and we'll see what happens.

Don't put words in my mouth please...I was just saying the guy you have is decent for a train to solid then sell, nothing more...I buy guys like this all the time just at inadequate when they're 1 to 2k in value.

[leverb66]

Originally posted by The Afoci
Its a good thing that spelling isn't required for my job. Or mental stablity.

I'm a pretty good speller.

And also pretty stable

BoB

[Qwikshot]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
More opinions... IF you read, you would have picked it up... I said I am an "amateur"... and my opinion is prone to be mistaken... which it may very well be... which is the reason I asked.

I am finished with you... as I am clearly the superior in intellect, grammar and reading comprehension.

Still Undefeated.

Dude have you seen the threadkill thread, nothing on a discussion board is over, even if you stop listening...but I do find that comical.

[BillyMadison]

Originally posted by McSweeny
well suppose The Afoci meant to type you're instead of your... isn't that just a typo as well? for all you know it could have been an innocnet typo... and according to you, no matter how often or how badly you mis-spell a word it is just a typo. Suppose you don't know how to spell a word? is that a typo?

Please... you're philosophical mumbo jumbo is teeth cringing... mixing up You're and Your is the same as mixing up there, their and they're... which is not a spelling error... a mental error.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by leverb66
I'm a pretty good speller.

And also pretty stable

BoB

I meant for me you fool. Otherwise you would not have known the greatness that is me. "I am a superhero!"

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
I bidded with 4 mins left...

Is this a mental error? Or is it just when I screw up?

[Bee]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
Please... you're philosophical mumbo jumbo is teeth cringing... mixing up You're and Your is the same as mixing up there, their and they're... which is not a spelling error... a mental error.

Funny stuff! :D

[BillyMadison]

Yes... I was hoping someone would pick that up.

[McSweeny]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
Yes... I was hoping someone would pick that up.

:rolleyes:

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
Please... you're philosophical mumbo jumbo is teeth cringing... mixing up You're and Your is the same as mixing up there, their and they're... which is not a spelling error... a mental error.

What do I say now? This is the guy I have looked up to for over five minutes on all things grammatical. Where will I turn now for grammar advice? Jesus?

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
Yes... I was hoping someone would pick that up.

The same could be said about:

Originally posted by BillyMadison
I bidded with 4 mins left...


This guy has so much to teach us. Show me more please!

[leverb66]

Originally posted by The Afoci
What do I say now? This is the guy I have looked up to for over five minutes on all things grammatical. Where will I turn now for grammar advice? Jesus?

Yes you can look to me for your grammatical questions.

BoB (or grammatical Jesus if you prefer)

[Qwikshot]

Yea, I shall smite thee who doth incorrectly use there and their.

[Nyarlahotep]

They're they're, everybody just calm down.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by Nyarlahotep
They're they're, everybody just calm down.

Is that correct usage of "they're they're". Now you look like an idiot. Maybe we can be pals since we are both idiots. We could also split the cost of hooked on phonics or just retake third grade together. But if that is correct usage, then I am an idiot alone again.

Back to the previctory party where grammar and correct spelling isn't required, in fact it is encouraged that you screw it up! :)

[NAIWF]

*Grammar police*

I believe you meant "there, there" ;)

[Nyarlahotep]

I don't mind looking like an idiot as long as I can be a sarcastic idiot.

[Nyarlahotep]

Originally posted by NAIWF
*Grammar police*

I believe you meant "there, there" ;)

No, that would be the correct way. What I meant was they're they're.:p

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by Nyarlahotep
I don't mind looking like an idiot as long as I can be a sarcastic idiot.

I was being sarcastic just in case it wasn't obvious. I was trying to be funny which most of the time I am sadly not. :)

I also wasn't trying piss you off or call you an idiot. Plus, I don't think you thought I was making fun of you. But I just wanted to be clear.

[sony]

Oh my... What do we have here now?

[terpkristin]

Originally posted by sony
Oh my... What do we have here now?

I'm actually a little jealous I don't have a dick to whip out in this huge ego battle.

That said, I'd like to add my $.02 that I am very much appreciative of all the advice I've received on these boards, so if I ever seem less than grateful...send me a PM.

I think the strep throat and double pink eye is finally making me crack up...:eek:

~terpk

[The Afoci]

If this was a dick whipping out ego battle, sadly I would have lost long ago...:(

[The Afoci]

Unless the ladies read this, because then, I am huge! At least that is what my girlfriend says to make me feel good about myself. If she could only cut the snickering out when she says it. Oh well.

[Nyarlahotep]

Originally posted by sony
Oh my... What do we have here now?

I think what you meant was:

What do we have hear now?:D


The Afoci I took what you said as you intended it. And I think you are funny, so maybe I am an idiot (and I'm ok with that as long as I can be a sarcastic idiot).

[The Afoci]

Nyarlahotep.

Simply put, your name must be misspelled, because now I have Microsoft Word up and screen all my posts to insure I am as little of an idiot as possible :)

Luckily it corrected my misspelled word "mispelled" for me or this post would have zero meaning. :)

[Qwikshot]

Will this be the hattrick threadkill now?!

[Nyarlahotep]

Originally posted by The Afoci
Nyarlahotep.

Simply put, your name must be misspelled, because now I have Microsoft Word up and screen all my posts to insure I am as little of an idiot as possible :)

Luckily it corrected my misspelled word "mispelled" for me or this post would have zero meaning. :)

Well, at least by using Microsoft Word to check your spelling, you have confirmed that you are an idiot.:p

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by Nyarlahotep
Well, at least by using Microsoft Word to check your spelling, you have confirmed that you are an idiot.:p

Confirmed.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by Qwikshot
Will this be the hattrick threadkill now?!

Unless someone lets me kill it! I started this racket, I want to kill it damn it.

[Qwikshot]

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was...look at where my hand was.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by Qwikshot
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was...look at where my hand was.

Ode to masturbation

By Qwikshot.

[Qwikshot]

Originally posted by The Afoci
Ode to masturbation

By Qwikshot.

Actually it's a lyric to "Once in a Lifetime" by the Talking Heads...now if I had quoted from "Spaceboy" by the Smashing Pumpkins, then yes...It would be an ode to that.

I cannot wait for tomorrow's update, I have like 5 inadequate defenders, I hope one or two pops to passable for selling purposes...I'm almost out of debt.

[The Afoci]

I pulled a passable middie and have one other that I expect to pop. I am hoping my 17 year old inad will too.

[Qwikshot]

Anyone know the breakline for a passable defender with no other skills...22k?

[GoldenEagle]

I had that number for hooked on phonics somewhere.....

I have a name that will cheer everyone up...

Freddy Adu!!

[Qwikshot]

Bozidar Marusic
22 000 US$, 19 years, inadequate form
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities

Stamina: passable Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: wretched Passing: weak
Winger: wretched Defending: passable
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: wretched

Probably less than that, I bought this guy at inadquate, I think he popped at around 20k. Nice stamina, and nothing else.

[The Afoci]

I have no clue. I do have Clue though, a fine board game for the youth, or the youth at heart...

[Qwikshot]

Other breakline hopefuls for tomorrow:

Vidar Dahl
30 000 US$, 17 years, passable form
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities

Stamina: weak Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: poor
Winger: poor Defending: inadequate
Scoring: inadequate Set Pieces: poor


The inadequate scoring throws all of this out of whack...of course, even worse is that Dahl didn't get any time at defense this week, and his owner posted him as a forward...so he'll be stuck for a bit.

Steve Delay
64 000 US$, 17 years, solid form
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities

Stamina: inadequate Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: weak Passing: passable
Winger: poor Defending: inadequate
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: poor

The opposite end of the spectrum, Delay has a high mark because of the passable scoring, when I first got him, he was worth 32k, so I'm guessing he was a low inadequate, which means he should be close...I'm hoping this week close.

Louis Vu
13 000 US$, 17 years, passable form
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities

Stamina: poor Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: disastrous
Winger: poor Defending: inadequate
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: excellent

At 13k he's gotta be a low inadequate, problem is, he's also got pm and that set pieces to muck everything up. He played at midfield today to keep up form.

Gordan Beljak
18 000 US$, 18 years, passable form
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities [Technical]

Stamina: inadequate Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: wretched Passing: poor
Winger: weak Defending: inadequate
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: poor

Gordo I'm hoping will be like Boz and pop this week after some hard training and playing the frieldly/cup. That weak winger may throw things off, but I don't think by much.

Nélson Brandão
17 000 US$, 18 years, passable form
Has disastrous experience and passable leadership abilities

Stamina: weak Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: weak
Winger: weak Defending: inadequate
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: poor

Last guy that has a chance, I think he's a little further away, again, defending is the prime target and the value seems close to the mark.

I'll post back in this thread with the results...hopefully I'll have a few winners...

[Qwikshot]

Sidney Levin
28 000 US$, 19 years, passable form
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities [Powerful]

Stamina: poor Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: inadequate
Winger: poor Defending: inadequate
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: wretched

Thomas Lie
12 000 US$, 18 years, passable form
Has disastrous experience and solid leadership abilities

Stamina: poor Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: wretched
Winger: wretched Defending: inadequate
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: wretched


Two more, I think Lie is a few weeks away, Levin didn't get playing time this week...should've.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
Yes... I was hoping someone would pick that up.

The same could be said about:

Originally posted by BillyMadison
I bidded with 4 mins left...


This guy has so much to teach us. Show me more please!

oh wait, we're done with that now, ummm, good luck with the bumps!

[daedalus]

Originally posted by The Afoci
I have no clue. I do have Clue though, a fine board game for the youth, or the youth at heart...

Also a good movie.

[Qwikshot]

Originally posted by The Afoci
The same could be said about:



This guy has so much to teach us. Show me more please!

oh wait, we're done with that now, ummm, good luck with the bumps!

Too busy with his fingers in his ears...what are you training as of lately besides rape and pillage (and grammar).

[RonnieDobbs]

Originally posted by daedalus
Also a good movie.

Grammatical corrections are just red herrings.

[Qwikshot]

Originally posted by RonnieDobbs
Grammatical corrections are just red herrings.

I'm a plant
Funny, I thought they called you a fruit.

[The Afoci]

Hornsmaniac_2 still teaches my middies how to be cocky and funny in his art of playmaking!

[Qwikshot]

Originally posted by The Afoci
Hornsmaniac_2 still teaches my middies how to be cocky and funny in his art of playmaking!

All graduates get gold medallions and their choice of STD?

[The Afoci]

sadly, to get std's you must sleep with girls. After following his training to a "T", no one has yet to get any. Except You better guard your daughters or else they will be" Les "their" Cherry"s". Fun times.

[rheumatic duck]

Did anyone find the irony in Billy Madison giving us spelling tips?

Anyway Bill, I got the following guy for 2k

Shu Min (12385073)
19 years, passable form, healthy

A pleasant guy who is balanced and righteous.
Has disastrous experience and disastrous leadership abilities.


Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 18 000 US$
Wage: 580 US$/week
Owner: crazy hamsters
Warnings: 0


Stamina: poor Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: passable Passing: wretched
Winger: disastrous Defending: weak
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: inadequate

[vex]

Ok, back to the original question. Unless he was 17, it wasn't a deal. Which he wasn't, obviously.

[Nyarlahotep]

Is there really a reason to go back to that?

[vex]

Not really:) This is much more interesting.

[Vince]

This thread is vastly entertaining...especially at 2 AM when I'm supposed to be writing a paper. Keep up the good work guys :)

[cthomer5000]

Originally posted by BillyMadison
Any mistakes I make are physical errors(a.k.a. "typos") such as spelling, or hitting the space bar. "You're" and "Your" is a grammatical mistake... which is taught in grade 3.

For your information, using three consecutive periods is never grammatically correct. Almost all of your posts are one long run-on sentence strung together by three periods. If you're going to sit atop a spelling & grammar throne, at least make sure your own posts resemble English.

[Bee]

BM=HM?

[The Afoci]

Bee, I thought the same thing.

[Nyarlahotep]

On a side note I would just like to say that reports of cannibalism in the Arkham squad are completely false. By completely false I mean that it happens more frequently than I would like to admit. All new players are warned that if they wake up and find bite marks, they are to contact me immediately so I can cover the incident up.

[The Afoci]

To add to Nyarlahotep's side note, a study shows that after attending a Fighting Crawfish Pre-Victory Party you are 98.7432% less likely to get glaucoma. Sadly though, you are also 98.7432% more likely to contract a Crawfish on your sack or some sort of STD.

[Nyarlahotep]

On a sadder note you are also 98.7432% more like to go cruising for hermaphrodites with a jar of peanut butter.

[The Afoci]

Actually my stats show it is 98.7433%. Idiot. ;)

[Nyarlahotep]

Ouch!! Coming from the grammar Anti-Christ that hurts. Independant resrearch shows my figures are correct. Besides, do you think the science journals will take the word of someone who got busted stealing Lunchables over mine?

[Bee]

I've got this guy up for sale now who is similar to your "steal"

Bengt-Arne Jonsson (12404995)
18 years, passable form, healthy

A pleasant guy who is tranquil and upright.
Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities.

Assessed value: 27 000 US$

Stamina: weak Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: passable Passing: poor
Winger: poor Defending: wretched
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: poor



He's listed for $5K if you want him.

[The Afoci]

After rereading your arguement, I feel that 98.7432% is correct. I stand corrected. You steal a couple of Lunchables in college and it turns around and hurts your credibility reporting on cruising for hermaphrodites with a jar of peanut butter. Go figure.

[GoldenEagle]

Heyy Bee, remember that Dan Hatton winger kid? How much will you give me for him?

[Bee]

Originally posted by GoldenEagle
Heyy Bee, remember that Dan Hatton winger kid? How much will you give me for him?

Nothing now. :D

I changed my strategy and started training playmaking instead of defense. Everytime I tried to bid on a defense trainee I got outbid. It pissed me off so much I abandoned that idea. ;)

[GoldenEagle]

Well, he does have poor playmaking.

I am probably going to see if he bumps to inadequate in defending then sell him.

[Nyarlahotep]

Originally posted by The Afoci
After rereading your arguement, I feel that 98.7432% is correct. I stand corrected. You steal a couple of Lunchables in college and it turns around and hurts your credibility reporting on cruising for hermaphrodites with a jar of peanut butter. Go figure.


Yeah, Grand Theft Lunchables kills your credibility. The only way you'll be taken seriously by the scientific community is if you have three midgets and a donkey who run a sexual fantasy camp to back you up, or if you grew up on the mean streets of of Hawley Minnesota (thereby having street credibility), or by being the perfect combination of cocky and funny.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by Nyarlahotep
Yeah, Grand Theft Lunchables kills your credibility. The only way you'll be taken seriously by the scientific community is if you have three midgets and a donkey who run a sexual fantasy camp to back you up, or if you grew up on the mean streets of of Hawley Minnesota (thereby having street credibility), or by being the perfect combination of cocky and funny.

Well in that case, I should be taken seriously by the scientific community, because just by pure luck, I have the last three things you listed.

So there, 98.7433% it is you idiot!

[Nyarlahotep]

Originally posted by The Afoci
Well in that case, I should be taken seriously by the scientific community, because just by pure luck, I have the last three things you listed.

So there, 98.7433% it is you idiot!

F@ck me gently with a chainsaw. Can't argue against that kind of credibility. You could probably convince people the Earth is the center of the solar system.

[The Afoci]

Your stupidity astounds me. Like the solar system really exists. Moron.

[Nyarlahotep]

I see that my only hope is to destry your credibility. I have begun to formulate a plan which will destroy your street credibility, steal your three midgets and donkey, and prove your blend of cocky and funny isn't perfect. You don't by chance have any scars from "stab" wounds you would like to admit to?

[The Afoci]

Good luck trying to destroy my street credibility. My homies know I stay true to the hood. As for the three midgets and a donkey, lets just say once you go The Afoci, no one in there right mind would take you, so they have no where to go. My blend of cocky and funny is so perfect that the man who started cocky and funny stopped posting here out of shame as his protege surpassed him. I hope your not referring to "stab" wounds the same way someone would refer to "thrusting" in a jail shower room. Because I swear, the soap only slipped out of my hands once. North Dakota sure is hard on the lunchable theives of the world.

[Nyarlahotep]

Originally posted by The Afoci
Good luck trying to destroy my street credibility. My homies know I stay true to the hood. As for the three midgets and a donkey, lets just say once you go The Afoci, no one in there right mind would take you, so they have no where to go. My blend of cocky and funny is so perfect that the man who started cocky and funny stopped posting here out of shame as his protege surpassed him. I hope your not referring to "stab" wounds the same way someone would refer to "thrusting" in a jail shower room. Because I swear, the soap only slipped out of my hands once. North Dakota sure is hard on the lunchable theives of the world.


Your last post alone shows you have mixed too much cocky into the blend. As for the three midgets and the donkey, we have begun negotiates to get them their own HBO series "Sex in the Circus", your street credibility is being researched as we speak, and so far polls show that even in Hawley people who listen to Vanilla Ice have no credibility, especially soap droppers.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by Nyarlahotep
Your last post alone shows you have mixed too much cocky into the blend. As for the three midgets and the donkey, we have begun negotiates to get them their own HBO series "Sex in the Circus", your street credibility is being researched as we speak, and so far polls show that even in Hawley people who listen to Vanilla Ice have no credibility, especially soap droppers.

"Sex in the Circus" will never work with out a hair lady and as far as I can tell, my mom is booked through late next year.

Doing my best to perfect the blend,

The Afoci
(justin)

P.S. Leave Vanilla Ice out of this, he never hurt no one. Plus he is hardcore to the core, you don't want to cross him. Or me.

[Nyarlahotep]

Originally posted by The Afoci
"Sex in the Circus" will never work with out a hair lady and as far as I can tell, my mom is booked through late next year.

Doing my best to perfect the blend,

The Afoci
(justin)

P.S. Leave Vanilla Ice out of this, he never hurt no one. Plus he is hardcore to the core, you don't want to cross him. Or me.


They don't need your mom. Eddie Murphy's aunt is available and willing to do the show. Next fall's catch phrase will be agoony goo goo.

You're not doing good enough. You consistantly add way to much cocky and slighty too little funny.


Nyarlahotep
(Nyarlahotep)

P.S. Vanilla Ice hurt himself and set white rap back ten years. Even the Beastie Boys were forced into giving up weed and becoming activists.

[The Afoci]

After my jail term, its been tough to cut back on the cocky.

Anywho, we could argue for years on the greatness of Vanilla Ice. But simply put, he was the greatest white rapper of 1991 and also Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II. You can't argue the facts.

As for my posts being slightly funny, it is because of your lack of knowledge reguarding the mean streets of hawley. Once you live the hood, you understand the hood and I am much funnier than.

Nyarlahotep, petohalrayn. I bet you didn't know that your name backwards actually means "Man with midget privates" in the language of the Soiux. So does that mean, you are a midget with normal man sized privates?

[Nyarlahotep]

Originally posted by The Afoci
After my jail term, its been tough to cut back on the cocky.

Anywho, we could argue for years on the greatness of Vanilla Ice. But simply put, he was the greatest white rapper of 1991 and also Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II. You can't argue the facts.

As for my posts being slightly funny, it is because of your lack of knowledge reguarding the mean streets of hawley. Once you live the hood, you understand the hood and I am much funnier than.

Nyarlahotep, petohalrayn. I bet you didn't know that your name backwards actually means "Man with midget privates" in the language of the Soiux. So does that mean, you are a midget with normal man sized privates?


How would the Soiux know that I collect the privates of midgets? Anyway, at least we have eliminated two of your three claims to credibility. As for living in the hood, what hood is worse than the east side of Indy? We have rats bigger than Hawley. So far our survey hasn't found anyone who gives you street credibility. Only people who are confused by your dancing and the fact that you sometimes wear your clothes backwards like Kris Kross.

[The Afoci]

The east side of Indy? Damn, in Hawley, I once saw a guy get punched for taking another mans can of Jif. If that ain't the tough life, nothing is.

Big deal if you can get shot in Indy, I once got my ass kicked by a fat chick for referencing Free Willy her bathing. I thought I had her until she kicked me in the sack, double axehammered me and kicked me in the ribs until people pulled her off of me. Ahh, life as a Senior at Hawley High School, the memories are endless.

[Nyarlahotep]

That's nothing. I once saw a guy punch another guy and take his beer because he wouldn't make his wife flash her tits at the 500.

I wouldn't know what life as a senior in high school is like. In Indy everyone drops out their sophmore year and joins gangs that roam the streets looking for tourists we can kidnap a sell thier plasma so we can buy scratch off lottery tickets and Faygos.

[The Afoci]

If you drop out your sophmore year here, you are forced to marry a cousin. Luckily I made it to my senior year, so then I could marry my sister. Thats the benifit of book learning!

[Nyarlahotep]

You guys are allowed to get married?!?! We are only allowed to knock our sisters up. The cost of weddings would cut into our scratch off and Faygo purchases.

[DataKing]

Mmmm...Faygo.

[The Afoci]

They outlawed scratch offs here after everyone started snorting the material you would scratch off. Of course that only compounded the problem of people thinking they were scratch and sniff and complaining that they didn't smell like ass correctly.

[Nyarlahotep]

People here can't afford to waste perfectly good scrathings by snorting them. We sell those back to the state so they can use them on new tickets. We get our drugs by going through the dumpsters at Eli Lilly.

[The Afoci]

Weed was a big drug here until everyone got poison ivy trying to smoke it. The crack epidemic lead to alot of problems with the sidewalks as people were trampled as they were trying to snort the cracks. What I found odd about it was, don't they know, step on a crack, break your mothers back. Its tough for her to earn money dancing with a broken back. It is counterproductive. But, as this story shows, drugs screw up your judgement.

[DataKing]

Kindred spirits, these two.

[The Afoci]

Damn it dataking, we were going for the world record for most posts in a row by two people that had zero meaning. time to start over. And we were only 1943251234 away.

[Nyarlahotep]

Moms there can dance? Moms here can't even get out of the house (or out of bed for that matter), they are like the Gilbert Grape's mom. For money they just make sure they keep having kids and just let the checks roll in. Sometimes they make us rob ice cream parlors to get them a few of the five gallon tubs of ice cream.

The big (non-Lilly) drug here was Coke. Then that lemon stuff came out and everyone started running in front of buses to stop the burning in their noses. Most people stay away from Coke now, but that's only because most of the bus drivers killed themselves the same way and it's hard to find a bus to run in front of anymore.

[The Afoci]

The sadest time was when people want to try herion. Sadly no one could find a female superhero. That was a fade that never came to be. :(

All I know is that when the short bus pulled up to my place, Mom would strap the helmet on real tight, and they would bring to the place where they taught us to be men. Dance Camp!

[Nyarlahotep]

Well not finding any was better than what happened here. Everyone heard that you could get really messed off acid and started chugging acid. It got really messy shortly after that. Luckily most of the people that live here are qualified to be janitors. That was a real boom time for the economy, we didn't have to hire experts from out of town who have all that fancy training like reading and writing.

The only camp they have around here is band camp. Every time someone else gets band from Kroger for shoplifting Faygo we set up another tent. We hang out in front of the store and harrass customers while scratching off lottery tickets and drinking faygo, it's pretty fun.

[The Afoci]

One of the worst tragedies in the history of hawley was the big push for safe sex. After numerous suffications, recalls on the full body condoms lead to a rise in babies, but a fall in chromosomes.

[Nyarlahotep]

Here they tried to promote abstinence. It was three weeks before they had any students in the fourth grade classes, and a bunch of parents threatened to sue the school because they claimed staying home to have sex wasn't an excused absence and everyone would be getting F's on al the homework and tests they missed.

[The Afoci]

In a horrible attempt to stop inbreeding, the streets had to be were unsafe for weeks. That was until everyone was reminded that masturbation was not outbreeding. But the good that came from it was that at one time, I could hit a target from 30 yards with a slap from the left, right and 2 strokes. I won a blue ribbon at the state fair.

[Nyarlahotep]

The only things that win blue ribbons at our state fair is pigs and pies. Every year I whip up the best cream pie I can and try to enter it. For some reason the judges keep sending security to escort me off the property. Last year I had to sneak in. It's very hard to breath when you are hiding under a roll of back fat. Luckily the ladies family heard my calls for help and pulled me out.

[The Afoci]

That reminds me of the time I lost my virginity. I also freed 29 midgets trying to find the hairy heaven. They know consider me their God and follow my every word. I set up a "little" town for them to live in called my basement. I use them to make cookies. We will rule the world one day!

[Nyarlahotep]

We tried to build a basement for out trailer one time. It fell down into it and we had to cut a door into the roof to get in and out. Another time a bunch of midgets came to town for a convention, and we jumped them for their pot of gold. After they got done punching us in our balls they said we should look for the map in a box of Lucky Charms. We never found the map, so the pot of gold is still buried somewhere.

[The Afoci]

Pot of gold, hey? That legend was around here once too. Trust me, if you have pot that is made of gold, don't try to smoke it. You will get a headache.

You guys have midget conventions there? Damn, that would be the place to try to get laid. We stick to the typical stuff. Family reunions and funerals. When Grandpa dies, I am hoping that my first cousin, Justine, will finally break down and put it out. She is such a tease sometimes. The way she moves in that wheelchair would drive any man crazy!

[Nyarlahotep]

Wheelchair? Is she an amputee? Because if she is, I'll be on a bus headed for there before sun sets. I'd be the perfect blend of cocky and funny and then use a smooth pick up linelike "I'm a distant cousin and my trailer is a double wide".

[The Afoci]

Distant cousin? What are you some sort of freak? You don't date distant cousins. You might as well date some one you have no relation to. After all this, in the end, you prove to be an idiot again. Sad really. ;)

[Nyarlahotep]

Distant is fine as long as you use it to mean far away. You're just jealous because she'll be mine and you couldn't get her. You suck Lunchable Boy.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by Nyarlahotep
You suck Lunchable Boy.

That was never suppose to get out! Damn uncles, never can trust them!

[Nyarlahotep]

That's one thing about uncles, it seems they can all be bought for a bottle of booze.

[The Afoci]

Should have listened to pa, he always said "if your going to give a bj in the family, make sure its me. Uncle Tom always tells for a bottle of booze. Trust me I know."

The man was wise beyond his preschool education.

[Nyarlahotep]

Uncle Tom? That wasn't the name of the guy who told. How may uncles' dicks did you suck?

[The Afoci]

Well if you do one, you gotta do all. Otherwise you won't get screwed for christmas. Idiot.

[Vince]

Just for kicks...

Originally posted by BillyMadison:
...when I couldn;t get one earlier in the weak I stretched on this guy...

Aptly enough posted in the "My first mistake..." thread.

I am an ass :D

[The Afoci]

All typos, I am the one who flunked third grade. BillyMadison is the master of all that is grammar. Nice catch Vince, and don't mention your ass around Nyarlahotep. Just between you and me, I think there is something wrong with him and he may not be opposed to involving foriegn objects in yours or having you involving foriegn objects in his ass.

Don't say I didn't warn you. ;)

[Nyarlahotep]

My ass prefers to be an exit only thanks. I won't argue about something being wrong with me though. Speaking of foreign objects, isn't it time to let Lemmiwinks out The Afoci?


Billy's posts today have had a few pretty amazing "typos", but like The Afoci said, Billy is the master of all things grammar and spelling.

[The Afoci]

Our pal Billy is probably just having a rough time today because only a few days ago he had to go through lots of effort to teach all us third grade dropouts the basics of the english language. Instead of insulting him, we should thank him for the world is now a better place.

Thanks for the heads up on the Lemmiwinks, should smell nice and good now.

[leverb66]

Originally posted by The Afoci
The east side of Indy? Damn, in Hawley, I once saw a guy get punched for taking another mans can of Jif. If that ain't the tough life, nothing is.

Big deal if you can get shot in Indy, I once got my ass kicked by a fat chick for referencing Free Willy her bathing. I thought I had her until she kicked me in the sack, double axehammered me and kicked me in the ribs until people pulled her off of me. Ahh, life as a Senior at Hawley High School, the memories are endless.

I told you to quit telling people this story, and now you go and post it on the internet--when will you learn?

BoB
(leverb66)

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by leverb66
I told you to quit telling people this story, and now you go and post it on the internet--when will you learn?

BoB
(leverb66)

Yeah, at least you never mentioned the "hampster" incident. First off, you only got $10, thats way to cheap. Second, who would have guessed he would have ran farther up than you stuck him. College, crazy times, crazy times!

[leverb66]

Originally posted by The Afoci
Yeah, at least you never mentioned the "hampster" incident. First off, you only got $10, thats way to cheap. Second, who would have guessed he would have ran farther up than you stuck him. College, crazy times, crazy times!

Grammar Boy Billy told me $10 was a good deal.

BoB

[The Afoci]

That is where you went wrong. When it comes to grammar, he is excellent. When it comes to the prices you should get for letting hampsters up your ass, he is sorely behind the times. $10 was a good price mid eighties, but early nineties, the prices jumped all the way to $20. Sad really.

[Nyarlahotep]

I heard on some campuses the minimum was $25.

[The Afoci]

Of course that is in Indy. The mean streets of Hawley don't allow that kind of earning potential. Except for in the running of an underground animal fighting ring. Then the options are endless. They generally promote from within. If only I could get my foot in the door...

[Nyarlahotep]

Actually it was at Florida Institute of Technology. In Indy people do it for free. Same thing for animal fighting. And by animal fighting I mean big, mean dogs versus small children.

[The Afoci]

We don't waste our small children on animal fighting, we have them fight each other. Infant vs infant combat. It usually takes weeks to declare a winner and it is generally the one who teaches himself to crawl first.

As for the Florida Institute of Technology, they sure are progressive in their payments for animal/person anal exploration. If only everyone else would catch up.

[Nyarlahotep]

They probably pay better because they put on such a big show for it. Every goes out to Cape Assnaveral and watchs the launch sequence. Usually there would be a pre-launch party. They weren't as good as your previctory party, but then again they didn't have a Jif lovin' dog. They wouldn't waste a perfectly good dog on something like that, that's what freshmen are for. Dogs had better uses like sniffing out "secret gardens" and pulling the hoopdy around town.

[The Afoci]

Your knowledge of the animal/human anal exploration is amazing. It almost rivals mine on animal/human ball licking with a side of peanut butter. God bless them. I like secret gardens. I also like twinkies, pizza, chocolate, pez, gushers and pizza rolls. Work gets in the way of preventing glaucoma, I wonder if I get it, if I can sue them for causing it by not allowing me to prevent it. That is the greatest idea I have ever had!

[Nyarlahotep]

Sad thing is that it is probably the best idea you ever had.

[The Afoci]

The more I think of it, the better the idea gets. It is even better than an idea to take over the world with an army of Crawfish armed with Laser Blasters instead of Claws. I am a GOD!

[Nyarlahotep]

I guess we have something in common after all.

[The Afoci]

I never thought I would hear you bragging about being the God of Lesbian Donkeys who like Buttlovin with midgets who are upside down. It was a tight race, but your experience as a Lesbain Donkey put you over the edge I think!

[Nyarlahotep]

If that is what you think Nyarlahotep is the god of, then you must be the god of stupidity (which was shortened from the god who introduced people to peanut butter and many many years later decided he wanted to be the one wearing the peanut butter and occasionaly likes to put peanut butter up an old mans pooper and lick it out).

[The Afoci]

They had to shorten the title because they were worried about my grammar and with a title like that they said I would just go on and on and on and it would be a run on sentence and that is bad for grammar, so they tried to help me by shortening it to god of stupidity, which ironically makes me your god because I control most of Indy, plus I like peanut butter out of the poopers of old man much more than occasionally, it is more like weekly, for $10 and some candy cigs.

[Nyarlahotep]

It's true that the God of Stupidity reigns supreme here in Indy, but you aren't my god because I am agnostic. I don't even worship myself. I do on special occasions worship Marduk though. I figure if he can kill Tiamat he can mess me up pretty good.

[NAIWF]

But what about Apsu?

[Nyarlahotep]

Apsu got jumped like a little bitch. But it still took more than one god. Marduk handled Tiamat on his own.

[The Afoci]

You would worship a duck. By the way, a "Mallard Duck" is spelled like Mallard Duck, not "Marduk". Unless that is cool street lingo I don't yet know about. I highly doubt it because I listen to every word Vanilla Ice says in his rhymes, and if he ain't sad it, it ain't cool yet, fool.

[Nyarlahotep]

Word to your mother.

[The Afoci]

Wood to your mom too brother.

[Nyarlahotep]

Enough Vanilla Ice gayity. He is a sad, sad, little nothing now. Even ripping off Korn couldn't give him a career back.

[The Afoci]

Just because you have low selfesteem doesn't mean you have to rip the greatest white rapper of 1991! This is absurd!

I will give you the fact that his career has struggled over the last 5-7 years, but only slightly more than 98% of it.

Sadly, his career has went the route of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles birth, in the sewers.

My defense of him comes from the fact that my dog used to dry hump the tape player when I played the music so he is almost my half brother.

[Nyarlahotep]

Actually my low self esteem does require a boost from pointing out the lameness of Rob Van Winkle. He was good for one song and that was it.

[The Afoci]

I loved Like A Roni too. Great song.

[Nyarlahotep]

Nope, Boom was the only good one.

[The Afoci]

We could literally argue for minutes over the greatest Vanilla Ice song, but why? It is widely accepted that he is the greatest white rapper to ever rap with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[Nyarlahotep]

It is also widely accepted that it took white rap ten years to recover from the humiliation of Vanilla Ice claiming he was a white rapper.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by Nyarlahotep
It is also widely accepted that it took white rap ten years to recover from the greatness that is Vanilla Ice because it would be tough for a white rapper to excede his greatness. I also like when you put Crawfish on my sack!

I couldn't agree more! The last part was wierd and I thought you said to keep it between us, oh well.

[Nyarlahotep]

Actually it was you asking to keep things just between us. The only time I have been more horrified than when I walked in on you eating chunky peanut butter out of a dog's pooper, is when I have heard Vanilla Ice try to rap.

[The Afoci]

The dog looked like an old man and I was hungry. Now if only I could get some jelly to go with the tossed salad. I hate dry tossed salads, gotta spice it up will either jelly or peanut butter.

Just because the Ice Man succeeded where you failed, getting a spot in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, you don't have to hate, appreciate.

[Nyarlahotep]

I didn't audition for the part in that movie because I heard he was in it. I figured that movie would be forever tainted by the foul stench of Ice.

[The Afoci]

I really was hoping to be Rafael. He had more depth than the rest and he seemed to have the best chance to succeed out of the ninja world. Perhaps turtle porn or even an after school special.

[Nyarlahotep]

Agreed. He would have had a lucrative career in porn and tv drama except for having been associated with Vanilla Ice.

[The Afoci]

I always wanted to see hardcore turtle of turtle love. Plus the idea of doing it turtle style just seems cooler than doggie style. Peanut butter can be messy.

[Nyarlahotep]

Problem is, even most turtles can't do it turtle style. It's extemely difficult to pull your ass out of a tight shell then get a chick to let you crawl up into hers.

[The Afoci]

That is why you go after formerly fat turtles, they have bigger shells.

[Nyarlahotep]

Yeah, but formerly fat turtles are pretty rare. They can't change their diet, are too lazy to exercise, and if somebody spots a nice, fat, juicy turtle they usually end up in a can of soup.

[The Afoci]

True, that is why you take good care of formerly fat turtles. They are a rare treasure that should be cherished like that of the guy who sucks poison out of your ass or the first lady who gave you herpes. It is something you will always have a place in your heart for.

[Nyarlahotep]

Hmmm. Not me, I don't cherish any of that crap. In fact I hate the formerly fat turtle that sucked poison out of the ass of the first lady that gave me herpes.

[The Afoci]

I am scared to knock up my hand. It is a never ending process, that of growing a sixth finger. If it ended with a sixth finger or a 11 finger or a 9th finger to go with the 2 thumbs then so be it. Everyone will laugh, but you will no the feeling of an itching while with yourself romantically.

Rock and roll is here to stay. Hey hey, my my, I am really high. To the picture is what is in my eye. Lets hope it doesn't burn out.

[Nyarlahotep]

I thought you wanted to knock up your hand?

[Jets80]

I have not read much of this thread but see it's now 4 pages long. Is the Hattrick forum version of the thread killer thread?

[Nyarlahotep]

No. Now don't ever come back here again. If you read this thread you put yourself in grave danger.

[The Afoci]

I feel sorry for Jets80. He had a chance. He was a good kid. But now, well we know. Currently he has 420 posts. Oddly, that is what all the clocks are set to on the mean streets of hawley. That is because of a huge power outage and everyone was too lazy to fix them except the stoner kid who set and locked them to this. He then died laughing. It was horrible. But in a funny way.

[Nyarlahotep]

Speaking of posts gratz on 1000. Now answer the question from before the pothead interrupted.

[The Afoci]

Well the benifits of a knocked up hand seem to outweight the negatives. Who could be against another finger to add a little pleasure to doing the beast with two backs with just yourself and your hand. So they call me a freak, I get that on occasion now. Mainly because I walk upright and only hump midgets on thursdays. I can't wait for tomorrow.

[Alf]

So actually, did he got a steal or what ?

[Nyarlahotep]

I think that got answered on page three.

[The Afoci]

I think it is quite obvious that his set peices is much too low to warrant that kind of price. I would immediately start training that. That and mix in some winger and keeper training on him and he should be alright.

[Nyarlahotep]

I was thinking he should be taken off the team and trained in grammar. Then he could be entered in the national grammar rodeo.

[The Afoci]

Billy is one of the top grammar trainers in the US. Slashers uses him for all the towel boys.

[Nyarlahotep]

Can't argue with that. Slashers has proven time and again that he knows what he is doing.

[The Afoci]

Damn right. I heard Billy has an inside line on the spelling bee champ from 2 years ago. His secondaries are weak at best, but the man knows his grammar. Some call him the second coming of the guy who invented the pronoun.

[Nyarlahotep]

Bah. We won't see a grammatician that skilled in our lifetimes. The guy who invented the pronoun was possibly the most grammaticaly gifted person to ever walk the earth (there are some who claimed his feet in fact never touched the ground).

[The Afoci]

I actually liked the guy who invent the verb better. Verb is a way cooler name than pronoun. Plus my dad dated his sister. That actually didn't happen, but it would be a cool story to tell.

[Nyarlahotep]

Everyone would think you're a bigger ass than they do now. Everyone knows the guy who invented the verb didn't have a sister. His parents never had sex because his Mom was allergic to peanuts. His was the Grammaculate Conception.

[The Afoci]

I was just testing your knowledge of grammar history. You are much better than I once thought. Althought it wasn't his mother that was allergic to peanuts, it was his dad which is odd because when they hit his chin, everything was fine, otherwise, he would swell up huge like.

[Nyarlahotep]

Well there is nothing quite as boring as a grammar history discussion is there? I would almost rather be forced to enter a grammar rodeo myself than talk about this crap.

[The Afoci]

I know you use the grammar rodeo as a cover for the gay rodeo. But my only wonder on that is, if you ride the bull, who is the bitch?

[Nyarlahotep]

Don't know, I was hoping you could tell me. You're the one that lives in gay rodeo territory.

[The Afoci]

Good point. I do live in the home of gay rodeo and World Junior Ping Pong tourneys. Carnies are in town too. It gets me really sad sometimes thinking about that. So many children will finally get to see their daddies. The pride they must have at school telling the kids my daddy is the hairy lady at the carnival. Good times I am sure.

[illinifan999]

I dunno why I'm bumping this thread, but for some reason I'm still able to get a kick out of this. :)

[Nyarlahotep]

Hehe. I was checking out the wonder team just before I saw this.

[terpkristin]

Maybe this thread has made a comeback thanks to robb's (I think) upcoming Cup match??? :p

~tk

[The Afoci]

Sadly it is only to proclaim that the monkey has died.