Copy of the FOFC Dictionary

[Buzzbee]

Another thread gave me reason to go back to the old board and review the FOFC Dictionary. I looked to see if we had a copy of the FOFC Dictionary here on the new board, but only found a link. So, to preserve this little bit of history, I thought I would undertake the task of copying it over. Hope nobody minds. Heck, SkyDog might even want to sticky it from time to time for newbies.

Forgive me as I try to determine the best way to format the entries.


cantlogin_part_two
Waterboy
Member # 2265
posted 10-17-2002 09:47 AM
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dolabump (dō΄·lä·bümp) - verb, To renew one's own FOFC thread, which has not generated any follow-up posts, solely to call additional attention to the post. Most frequently accomplished with a newly appended post to the thread, adding no additional substance but simply renewing its position among the most recently posted. noun, The result of dolabumping.

[Buzzbee]

cantlogin_part_two
Waterboy
Member # 2265
posted 10-17-2002 09:47 AM
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bump :D

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 09:50 AM
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Quiksim - verb; To run season after season of a solecismic product, to accumulate mass amounts of data. First known use by ez at the Sideline.

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 09:51 AM
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*shurg* - verb; A mispelling of *shrug*, popularized by Morgado, and used to show indifference.

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 09:52 AM
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Wigslam - Noun; To have the most recent post in each of the different forums. Now an impossible accomplishment due to the archive forum being locked to posting. For a short while, was a very common, and very annoying practice.

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 09:55 AM
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Anti-Dynasty - noun; The art of taking a team and trying to do as bad as possible. Only attempted by Godzilla Blitz, and despite very entertaining posts, was unsuccessful in both attempts.

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 09:57 AM
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dola - adj; To send (several electronic messages) to a discussion board, responding to his own posts

[Buzzbee]

cthomer5000
Waterboy
Member # 1642
posted 10-17-2002 09:59 AM
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'island of misfit toys' - name for an FOF dynasty in which a team employs nothing but undrafted free agents...
was it quiksand on this one as well?

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 10:00 AM
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Empty Cupboard - adj; To begin a career with a team devoid of all players. Usually only allowed to use non-real players. Coined by Quiksand. Most often used method of play.

[Buzzbee]

rkmsuf
Waterboy
Member # 1723
posted 10-17-2002 10:08 AM
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Threadkill : To rob a thread of any interest and future posts due to your mere appearance as a participant. The offending party would be referred to as a 'Threadkiller'.

[Buzzbee]

Bee
Waterboy
Member # 65
posted 10-17-2002 10:08 AM
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2/3 - noun. The answer to 66% of Quiksand's puzzles.
1/3 - noun. The answer to 33% of Quiksand's puzzles.

[Buzzbee]

Craptacular
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 1561
posted 10-17-2002 10:11 AM
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threadjudice - noun: having no interest in reading a thread based solely on the topic, topic starter, or last poster
Thanks to Kodos I believe.

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 10:11 AM
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Braggadocioussssss - Proper Noun; Infamous FOFC poster who was banned for posting pro-nazi symbolism. Number of S's in name is debatable still.

[Buzzbee]

Bee
Waterboy
Member # 65
posted 10-17-2002 10:12 AM
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OT: - abbrev; Used at the beginning of a thread topic to denote the subject does not involve Championship Manager. (or Hatrick, for the new board)

[Buzzbee]

QuikSand
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 71
posted 10-17-2002 10:12 AM
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Originally posted by Bee:
2/3 - noun. The answer to 66% of Quiksand's puzzles.
1/3 - noun. The answer to 33% of Quiksand's puzzles.


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Not quite right, I fear:

2/3 - noun. The answer to 100% of Quiksand's puzzles.


That will do it.

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 10:13 AM
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IWS - noun; I'm With Stupid. Game derivitive of Make Mine Rare. Popularized in summer of 2002 by Quiksand. Objective is to answer a series of (usually) 6 questions with the same answers as everybody else. Has passed its heyday, but still popular.

(Editor's note - Notice the date posted. Eight months after it "passed it's heyday, IWS is STILL around!!!)

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 10:16 AM
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FOBL - noun; Online baseball league created by a large number of FOFC regulars (or elites, if you will) that was rumored to have killed FOFC because of the exodus of these members to their own forum. Some have returned sparingly.

[Buzzbee]

rkmsuf
Waterboy
Member # 1723
posted 10-17-2002 10:17 AM
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Wighunt; noun - A contest popularized by Wignasty where participants must guess the alter ego member name of Wignifty.

[Buzzbee]

Bee
Waterboy
Member # 65
posted 10-17-2002 10:17 AM
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Don't forget PING!

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 10:17 AM
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Hal Sutton - Proper Noun; First round draft pick in "FOFC Golfs!". Drafted by FishFan, and universally knows as a "First Round Draft Bust" Seldom-used term any longer.

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 10:19 AM
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PING - noun/verb; Used to grab the attention of another FOFC member, usually to announce an incoming PM. Possibly first used by forum member ez, but no conclusive evidence exists.

(Editor's Note - Use of PING has been reduced drastically since moving to the new board. The ability to receive notification of PM's has limited it's use)

[Buzzbee]

QuikSand
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 71
posted 10-17-2002 10:20 AM
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This lexicon thing is doing wonders for Marmel's post count...

[Buzzbee]

QuikSand
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 71
posted 10-17-2002 10:21 AM
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Originally posted by Marmel:
Possibly first used by forum member ez, but no conclusive evidence exists.
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...as is the case with most things about ez.

[Buzzbee]

wignasty
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 2083
posted 10-17-2002 10:22 AM
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can I get a formal definition on:
Dynasty Burnout

:)

wignasty

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 10:23 AM
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Post Count - noun; The number of posts a member has made on the board. In ancient times, 50 posts would make you a grizzled veteran, but that function is now broken. When talking post count, always remember, it is quality, not quantity.

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 10:24 AM
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quote:
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Originally posted by QuikSand:
...as is the case with most things about ez.
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I always remember your comments when ez posted his picture. Something along the lines of it being similar to a picture of bigfoot. Very blurry, no solid evidence, etc...

[Buzzbee]

wignasty
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 2083
posted 10-17-2002 10:27 AM
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other formal definitions I might need are:
Green Days
Golden Era
STIX
Dave Dial incident
"How Long to Call?"

:)


wignasty

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 10:29 AM
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Golden Era - adj; No defined time period, but usually used in reference to the time period either (a) prior to the creation of FOBL, or (b) The sideline Days.

[Buzzbee]

rkmsuf
Waterboy
Member # 1723
posted 10-17-2002 10:29 AM
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Athletical; adj - Beleived to be coined by the now retired Buccaneer, decribes the mobile, scrambling type of quarterback of whom the originator had a clear disdain for.

(Editor's Note - We are happy to announce that Buccanear is back from retirement and is know known as Anrhydeddu, or Buccanrhydeddu, or Anrhyasvdihadsnfrenaasdfkdeddu)

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 10:31 AM
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Green Days - adj; Refers to the time when this forum was located at www.frontofficefootball.com. Green refers to the color scheme used in the forum during that time. Can still be seen using the Way Back Machine.

(Editor's Note - It's baaaaack. Thanks to, I believe Shorty, we have a Sideline Skin! Ah, the memories.)

[Buzzbee]

Kodos
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 1051
posted 10-17-2002 10:31 AM
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Pull A Kodos: To employ a tactic (usually against excessively cheesy opponents in Madden online) wherein a player will take repeated delay of game calls when on offense with the intention of annoying the opponent/driving them to quit the game. It is usually used out of spite and with a warped sense of gaming justice.

[Buzzbee]

wade moore
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 1019
posted 10-17-2002 10:32 AM
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Unemployed n
1. The state of constant posting throughout the day, regardless of time
2. Nothing else to do besides hit refresh on FOFC.

Synonym - Government Employee

[Buzzbee]

Subby
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 5
posted 10-17-2002 10:39 AM
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Marmel - v. To compulsively scrub the backhair of a particularly corpulent, sweaty middle-aged man. Popularized as a chat handle by known Internet-enthusiast Mark Genova. usage:I have an urge to marmel George Dzundza.

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 10:43 AM
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Subby - v. To compulsively fuck the backside of a particularly corpulent, sweaty middle-aged goat. Popularized as a chat handle by known Internet-enthusiast Chris Shue. usage:I have an urge to Subby that goat.

[Buzzbee]

Buzzbee
Waterboy
Member # 2086
posted 10-17-2002 11:29 AM
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TCY (Tee-See-Why) Noun Text based College Football Simulation created by Jim Gindin. Formal title is Front Office Football: The College Years.

[Buzzbee]

Buzzbee
Waterboy
Member # 2086
posted 10-17-2002 11:32 AM
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Micro-Management (My-Crow Man-Ij-Ment) Noun The property of having to spend WAY too much time on some tedious task in order to increase one's gaming performance by miniscule amounts.

[Buzzbee]

Buzzbee
Waterboy
Member # 2086
posted 10-17-2002 11:39 AM
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Signature (Abbr. - Sig) Noun
1) The usually humourous or thought provoking statement at the end of each post made by an internet message board contributor.

2) Method of shamelessly self promoting one's own gaming dynasty.

(Editor's Note - Or more recently for shamelessly promoting one's own CD. Atta Boy SkyDog :D )

[Buzzbee]

wignasty
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 2083
posted 10-17-2002 11:43 AM
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sarcasm; nobody at FOFC is quite sure.....

:)

wignasty

[Buzzbee]

Marmel
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 85
posted 10-17-2002 11:49 AM
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WigFL - noun; A miserably failed attempt at producing a multi-user football sim game. Creator was Wignasty.

[Buzzbee]

rkmsuf
Waterboy
Member # 1723
posted 10-17-2002 11:54 AM
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emoticonism; noun - Chronic overuse of emoticons as demonstrated by Wignasty.
emotification; noun - The prescribed treatment for emoticonism where the goal is to avoid all emoticon use for a week. Kodos is believed to be the pioneer in this field.

(Editor's Note - :) :( :D ;) :cool: :eek: :p :D )

[Buzzbee]

wignasty
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 2083
posted 10-17-2002 11:55 AM
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quote:
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Originally posted by rkmsuf:
emoticonism; noun - Chronic overuse of emoticons as demonstrated by Wignasty.
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:p

wignasty

[Buzzbee]

Craptacular
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 1561
posted 10-17-2002 12:04 PM
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threadjack - noun: to change the topic of discussion in an existing thread, rather than creating a new one

[Buzzbee]

rkmsuf
Waterboy
Member # 1723
posted 10-17-2002 12:09 PM
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Sheriffite; noun - Member of the Brock Sheriff Fan Club created by foreign correspondent Darkiller.

[Buzzbee]

Godzilla Blitz
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 224
posted 10-17-2002 12:25 PM
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Ghostbump: To bump a thread to the top of the list, then delete the post so that no one knows who did it and why there is suddenly an irrelevant, ten-month old topic at the top of the forum. Also goes by the term "advertising" or "humor" (if you are Wignifty).
Shutout: To create a topic that gets no replies. Very rare since Wignifty's appearance on the board.

Hyperspace, The Void, The Black Hole: Page 2 and beyond of the general discussion forums.

Ghostbump Dola: To bump an old topic to the top of the list when your post is currently the last post, then erasing the post that got it there. Sometimes used in an attempt to avoid getting a ThreadKills.

Ghostbump Dola Bust: Getting caught Ghostbumping, like what Kodos did to Wignifty by deft use of the "Who's Online" feature of the board.

Ghostbump Dola Bust Black Hole Shutout Threadkill: You start a topic, but no one posts a reply, so you dola a reply when it hits the second page, get caught by Kodos doing this, then erase the dola post but still no one replies, and eventually you forget about it as it drifts back to The Black Hole, giving you the ulimtate ignominy of a Ghostbump Dola Bust Black Hole Shutout Threadkill.

[Buzzbee]

Buzzbee
Waterboy
Member # 2086
posted 10-17-2002 12:36 PM
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ROFL (Adjective) - Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLMAO (Adjective) - Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off

ROFLMBAO (Adjective) - Rolling On Floor Laughing My Black Ass Off.

ROFLMBSDAO (Adjective) - Rolling On Floor Laughing My Black SkyDog Ass Off

[Buzzbee]

Buzzbee
Waterboy
Member # 2086
posted 10-17-2002 12:38 PM
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DolaDef (Verb) To post twice in a row in the Official FOFC Dictionary. See Marmel's numerous posts above.

[Buzzbee]

Subby
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 5
posted 10-17-2002 01:03 PM
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ROFLMOA: Rolling on the floor licking my own ass.

[Buzzbee]

Buzzbee
Waterboy
Member # 2086
posted 10-17-2002 01:09 PM
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quote:
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Originally posted by Subby:
ROFLMOA: Rolling on the floor licking my own ass.
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That only applies to you Subby. :eek:

[Buzzbee]

cantlogin_part_two
Waterboy
Member # 2265
posted 10-17-2002 05:22 PM
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Ripost \Ri*post"\, n. [F. riposte.] 1. In fencing, a return thrust after a parry.
2. A quick and sharp refort; a repartee

Ripost \Ri*post"\, v [L. ripostarum]
1. The act of quickly pasting another's (such as QuikSand) quote which is buried in one thread to start your own. Note: Only applicible when the new thread transends rudimentary dola-status with the 50th post to that thread..

[Buzzbee]

cantlogin_part_two
Waterboy
Member # 2265
posted 10-17-2002 05:28 PM
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R.O.P. [Rop] Roll Over Post - Any post which causes a thread to spill over to the next page.

R.O.P.E. [Rope] Roll Over Post Edit - Any edit which causes a tread to spill over to another page when the oringinal post would previously not have done so.

[Buzzbee]

wignasty
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 2083
posted 10-18-2002 04:55 AM
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Above the Fold - When you have the last post on a page before the topic continues onto the next page. Usually, this occurs when you post something exceptionally witty, funny, relevant, or insightful. If your post gets stuck "Above the Fold", odds are high that nobody will ever see it.

:)

wignasty

[Buzzbee]

wignasty
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 2083
posted 10-18-2002 05:38 AM
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T.A.D.D. (Topic Attention Deficit Disorder) - A FOFC disorder that affects nearly all FOFC members. Symptoms include: inability to read any topics more than 10 topics down on the list, refusal to read any of the early pages in a multi-page topic, and chronic "blind replying" (replying to a topic without knowing any of the previous discussion).

:)

wignasty

[Buzzbee]

Alf
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 699
posted 10-18-2002 06:19 AM
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trifecta : When playing FOF (whatever version), is said to a player winning Offensive Player of Year, NFL MVP and 1st Team All-Pro in the same season.

quadfecta : said about a player achieving a trifecta and winning the SuperBowl MVP award

pentafecta : said about a player achiving a quadfecta and winning the Offensive Rookie of the Year award

wigfecta - [Wheeg-fake-ta] : Action of being the last poster on all active forums at FOFC. This definition seems to be related to some of wignasty habits

[Buzzbee]

WSUCougar
Waterboy
Member # 1127
posted 10-18-2002 06:38 AM
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R.I.P.: Rules-ignorant posting. This is a relatively common disorder which is prevalent in contest (or similar) threads, in which posts are made completely oblivous to and/or ignoring any and all rules.

[Buzzbee]

Craptacular
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 1561
posted 12-04-2002 03:26 PM
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Maybe QuikSand has a better definition, but I saw him use this in one of his recent posts:

rexall (verb): to remember / recall an unpleasant event or situation

[Buzzbee]

Craptacular
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 1561
posted 12-05-2002 03:10 PM
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bump ... I think someone should add "asshat" as well

[Buzzbee]

BoneGavel
Waterboy
Member # 1643
posted 12-05-2002 11:17 PM
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asshat n - any member of a small cult following of OK Radio Personality Cam Edwards.

origin ass consisting of the gluteus maximus and minimus. Donkey. slang person of moronic repute. hat an article of clothing worn (typically) on a person's head. In the case of this word, that definition is debatable.

[Buzzbee]

BoneGavel
Waterboy
Member # 1643
posted 12-06-2002 01:16 AM
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FrankenThread A thread that is hated by its creator after he realises it isn't going in the direction he had planned. He had good intentions at first, but after a while the thread just went around killing people, smoking cigars and having hot soup poured in its lap.

[Buzzbee]

JasonTobiasIV
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 710
posted 12-06-2002 01:25 AM
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Is this something I should work on?

[Buzzbee]

cantlogin_part_two
Waterboy
Member # 2265
posted 12-07-2002 06:24 PM
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StrawBroker - An individual making the final post in a dubiously off topic and potentially tasteless thread (such as a frank and earnest discussion on the joys of inviting an additonal party to a couple's lovemaking) - i.e. the "straw that broke the camel's back."

This does not include the "this thread officially closed" statement by old SkyDog.

This honor should not be sought after, it can only be given to a surprised and delighted member who should always gracefully accept.

Posting to be offensive on purpose is neither honourable nor acceptable.

[Buzzbee]

QuikSand
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 71
posted 12-13-2002 04:07 PM
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Where am I the separators? - FOFC traditional. Encouraged question upon reaching a milestone number of FOFC posts. Origins from this thread (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=014604) , grounded in an errant translation. All your base are belong to us.

[Buzzbee]

And now for the first new entry in the Copy of the FOFC Dictionary:

Getting Fritzed - To have your words quoted, but slightly modified so that your innocent, harmless original post is converted into a statement of sexuality, beastiality, midgetiality or other demeaning, embarrassing statement.

Example:

Original quote:
I went down to Paul's after playing FOFC.

After it's been Fritzed:

I went down on Ru Paul after taking XTC.

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by Buzzbee
QuikSand
Grizzled Veteran
Member # 71
posted 10-17-2002 10:20 AM
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This lexicon thing is doing wonders for Marmel's post count...

The same could be said for Buzzbee.... :)

Glad to see this revived...

[QuikSand]

Dolacopy. [noun] - To re-post each component of a former thread, painstakingly and piece by piece, to inch one's post count closer to 1,000.

[Alf]

Seems Buzzbee just increased his post counter by over 50 units here ;)

[Buzzbee]

Wasn't done for the post count. I don't really keep track of that anyway. I go for quality, not quantity.

Hmmmm. What other cliches can I think of?

Actually, Anrhydeddu posted in the PING: Anrhydasdfjasdfjasd thread that he wished he could remember his Signature regarding micro-management. Since I wrote the definition, I wanted to provide for him, so I went to the old board and looked up the dictionary. As I did so, I started reading the definitions and realized there was some pretty good stuff and wanted to bring over a little bit of history to this board. Hence the new thread.

[Buzzbee]

Dola...

Originally posted by QuikSand
Dolacopy. [noun] - To re-post each component of a former thread, painstakingly and piece by piece, to inch one's post count closer to 1,000.

Yeah, I just can't WAIT to see the "Grecian Ham Fisted Cunt" that is Subby in a thong. :rolleyes: Now, if it were Kickstand with a bong, that might elicit massive dolaposting. :)

[cuervo72]

Hmm, might want to add 'Buccanneer' to the list, along with the etequitte for 'heybrad', and how to pronounce 'MIJB'.

[Alf]

MIJB : Matthijs
etequitte : etiquette

cuervo : At least, that's a Tequila brand I know ;)

[Buzzbee]

heybrad - Obligatory knee jerk response when FOFC member heybrad posts in any thread. Multiple responses, while not necessary, are acceptable. Other forms:
Hey Brad!
Hey brad
HeyBrad
hey, brad
Hi brad
Hi! Brad
and of course, heybrad:rolleyes:

[Buzzbee]

Bump, and to add a new entry:

Parody Thread - (n.) A thread that is created for the sole purpose of making fun of or twisting the meaning of an earlier, serious thread. Occaisionally the parody thread is funnier/better than the original, but this is rare. Multiple parody threads can be spawned from one thread. Parody threads are often twisted, and sexual in nature.

[Fritz]

hey brad

[Yossarian]

NOUN: name of thing
eg: threadjacker - noun: someone who changes the topic of discussion in an existing thread, rather than creating a new one

VERB: action 'a doing word'
eg:threadjack - verb: to change the topic of discussion in an existing thread, rather than creating a new one

:-D