Good News, Bad News Game

[Marmel]

Pretty simple game, allows you guys to use your sense of humor I suppose.

You start with either the good news or the bad news, and let the next person finish it up. If you finsh, you start the next one.

Example:

I post: Good news: Fritz calculated he has eaten 500 lbs. of McDonalds.
Next poster: Bad news: That was for this week.
Next poster then starts a new one.

Let's see how this goes over. I'll start.



Good news: It turns out Shorty is actually not that short.

[scooper]

Bad news: but certain uh, parts of him are.

[The Afoci]

I got beat to it...

[JeeberD]

Me too... :(

Good news: Marmel and Fritz finally got to meet each other in person!

[KWhit]

Bad news: Fritz dropped the soap.




Edit: By the way, when I read the post above, I thought it said, "Marmel and Fritz finally got to meet each other in PRISON."

That would explain the soap comment a little better, I guess. I need to get my eyes checked.

[KWhit]

Good news: GrantDawg's wife just had a baby!

[Airhog]

Bad news: It looks like Kodos

[Sybot]

Good News: Blade and his wife just moved into their new house.

[scooper]

Good news, I just saved a bundle of money by switching my car insurance to Geicko.

[Sybot]

Bad News. Scooper's wife found out how much they were saving and bought a new car.

[KWhit]

Originally posted by Sybot
Good News: Blade and his wife just moved into their new house.

Bad news: Blade's wife already "broke in" the carpet with the real estate agent.

[scooper]

Originally posted by KWhit
Bad news: Blade's wife already "broke in" the carpet with the real estate agent.

Good news: I think I can get this coke cleaned out of my keyboard.

[KWhit]

Originally posted by scooper
Good news: I think I can get this coke cleaned out of my keyboard.

Bad news: The semen is there to stay.

[Marmel]

Funny stuff guys.


Good news: My work day is almost over...

[Samdari]

Originally posted by KWhit
Bad news: Blade's wife already "broke in" the carpet with the real estate agent.
Good News: The Real Estate Agent was a woman.

[pjstp20]

Originally posted by Samdari
Good News: The Real Estate Agent was a woman.

Bad News: It was Rosie O'Donell's twin sister.

[scooper]

Good news: they are not identical twins.

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by Marmel
Good news: My work day is almost over...

Now I gotta go home to Fritz... :(

[bbor]

Originally posted by Marmel
Funny stuff guys.


Good news: My work day is almost over...

Bad News:You now are going to have your prostate checked.

[KWhit]

Originally posted by scooper
Good news: they are not identical twins.

Bad news: Rosie is the cute one.

[bbor]

Good news.....i get to go golfing tommorrow.

[KWhit]

Bad news: You'll probably get your balls stuck in the washer again.

[EagleFan]

damn, too slow.

good news... The Phillies haven't been eliminated from the post season yet.

[ISiddiqui]

Bad News: But the Flyers already have.

[cthomer5000]

good news: William Perry will enter the Coney-Island hot-dog eating contest

[Anrhydeddu]

Bad news: They don't have Port-A-Potties big enough to handle him.

[korme]

Good news: bigdawg turned 19 today.

[stkelly52]

Bad News: he is one day closer to death

[korme]

Good news: Marmel got to see Syracuse win a championship.

[Coffee Warlord]

Bad news: He'll never see it again. Ever. Nor will his grandchildren's grandchildren.

[Airhog]

Good news: The people of Iraq are free!

[Coffee Warlord]

Bad news: They still hate americans.

[Craptacular]

Good news: Charlie Murphy's cookin' Johnsonville brats!

[bigdawg2003]

Good news: My mother made chocolate cupcakes for my birthday

[korme]

Originally posted by bigdawg2003
Good news: My mother made chocolate cupcakes for my birthday

Bad news: The "chocolate" had an odd taste.

[Travis]

Good News: The little green specks were tasty

[ISiddiqui]

Bad News: Little green specks are actually Soylent Green

[pjstp20]

Damn that was funny

[bigdawg2003]

Good News: The people Soylent Green are made of are convicts

[bigdawg2003]

Dola

Bad News: IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Coffee Warlord]

Good News: Studies show eating people lowers blood pressure.

[GoldenEagle]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Good News: Studies show eating people lowers blood pressure.

Bad News: Whoever did this study is just sick!

[GoldenEagle]

Good News: My Hattrick team has won three in a row.

[albionmoonlight]

Bad News: Studies also show that low blood pressure increases your risk of cancer

[albionmoonlight]

Originally posted by GoldenEagle
Good News: My Hattrick team has won three in a row.

Bad News: They were all friendlies

[albionmoonlight]

Good News: I am moving to New Orleans in a month.

[GoldenEagle]

Originally posted by albionmoonlight
Good News: I am moving to New Orleans in a month.

Bad News: If it rains your screwed and if you want to be buried there, it will be above ground.

[BFleming]

Good news: I have a 3-day weekend starting tonight

[GoldenEagle]

Originally posted by BFleming
Good news: I have a 3-day weekend starting tonight

Bad News: It doesn't matter, your still not going to get any.

[Travis]

Good News: But your roommate will on your PS2 controller as break up sex

Oh wait........that was somebody else.........

[Coffee Warlord]

Bad News: And you're still not getting any.

[GoldenEagle]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Bad News: And you're still not getting any.

Echo anyone? :D

[Coffee Warlord]

Good news: Noone cares what GoldenEagle thinks. :)

[GoldenEagle]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Good news: Noone cares what GoldenEagle thinks. :)

This had me rolling on the floor.... :D

[KWhit]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Good news: Noone cares what GoldenEagle thinks. :)

Bad news: He opens his mouth anyway.


:D

[BFleming]

Good news: At least he's not HornsManiac

[GoldenEagle]

Originally posted by BFleming
Good news: At least he's not HornsManiac

Bad News: GoldenEagle is cocky, but not funny

[BFleming]

Good news: Golden Eagle has taken a page from Rickey Henderson and began speaking in the 3rd person

[Travis]

Originally posted by BFleming
Good news: Golden Eagle has taken a page from Rickey Henderson and began speaking in the 3rd person

Bad news: Golden Eagle has taken a page from Rickey Henderson and began speaking in the 3rd person

[Easy Mac]

Bad News: like Ricky, He won't retire.

[GoldenEagle]

Originally posted by Travis
Bad news: Golden Eagle has taken a page from Rickey Henderson and began speaking in the 3rd person

Good News: GoldenEagle hasnt taken it to the extreme....yet :D

[BFleming]

Bad news: The night is still young

[Franklinnoble]

Bad News: Hes' bound to sooner or later

[GoldenEagle]

Originally posted by BFleming
Bad news: The night is still young

Good news: GoldenEagle has formidable stamina

[BFleming]

Bad news: thats the only "formidable" thing about GoldenEagle

[GoldenEagle]

Originally posted by BFleming
Bad news: thats the only "formidable" thing about GoldenEagle

:D

[Franklinnoble]

Good News: The Hulk opens this weekend.

[GoldenEagle]

Good News: I just got my 1500th post.

[Samdari]

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Good News: The Hulk opens this weekend.
Bad News: It looks terrible

[Travis]

Good news: It has Jennifer Connelly in it, so it doesn't matter how good it is.

[Karim]

Bad News: She doesn't do the Hulk, so it still stinks.

[Franklinnoble]

Good news: Nobody wants to see Jennifer Connelly "do" a 15 foot green man anyway.

[Travis]

Bad News: You just know some really badly edited piece of said pairing will find it's way onto the internet anyway.

[Franklinnoble]

Good News: If the Hulk really does stink, maybe Jennifer Connelly will eventually end up doing direct-to-video "B" movies on Skinemax.

[Draft Dodger]

Bad News: Jennifer Connelly is not hot.

[Samdari]

Originally posted by Draft Dodger
Bad News: Jennifer Connelly is not hot.
Good news: DD types very well for a blind man

[Draft Dodger]

Bad News: he turned Samdari down on his offer to "practice Braille on him"

[Samdari]

Ow

[Airhog]

Good News: Samdari found someone anyways.

[Travis]

Bad news: It was the Colassal Squid

[cthomer5000]

Good News: Oprah Winfrey has started up her book club again

[Airhog]

Bad news: Oprah Winfrey Has started up her book club again

[Travis]

Originally posted by cthomer5000
Good News: Oprah Winfrey has started up her book club again

I used to respect you. Why man why?!

[cthomer5000]

Originally posted by Travis
I used to respect you. Why man why?!

1. Next to the computer is one of my girlfrien'ds Oprah books.
2. I thought it would set up an excellent "bad news"

I have not (knowingly) read one of Oprah's selected books.:)

[Draft Dodger]

Good News: Cthomer says he's never read an Oprah book

[RPI-Fan]

Bad news: He has a girlfriend who has.

[pjstp20]

Good News: He has a girlfriend

[Draft Dodger]

bad news: she wasn't that good

[pjstp20]

I knew someone would hit that softball out of the park

[Draft Dodger]

glad it could be me

[Airhog]

Good News: Subby is supergay

[KWhit]

Bad news: The supergays don't want him.

[Coffee Warlord]

Good News: KWhit does, though.

[Airhog]

Bad News: Coffee Warlord wants him more

[EagleFan]

Good News: The Sixers got a replacement for Brown.

[Mantle2600]

Bad News: They'll still choke in the playoffs

[sterlingice]

Originally posted by Mantle2600
Bad News: They'll still choke in the playoffs

Good news: That will get more fans in the Phillies seats to throw batteries at JD Drew

SI

[Chief Rum]

Bad news: Since Drew's not a Red, we won't get to see the team brawl with the fans.

CR

[Chief Rum]

Good news: Easy Mac and kcchief and Chief Rum are beginning to think more alike after all.

CR

[tucker342]

Bad news: They've also started sleeping together to:D

[Marmel]

Good news: It is finally Friday!

[cthomer5000]

bad news: Marmel doesn't have any plans for friday night.

[albionmoonlight]

Bad News: I have to clean my Apartment tonight for weekend guests.

[cthomer5000]

good news: albionmoonlight is having guests this weekend

[cuervo72]

Bad news: he forgot to set the rat traps ahead of time.

[cuervo72]

Good news: I'm going golfing tomorrow!

[Marmel]

Bad News: Your balls are dirty.

[albionmoonlight]

Bad News: which means it will rain.

[BFleming]

Good news: Today is payday

[Craptacular]

Bad news: You can't get much for a nickel these days.

[Sybot]

Good News: BFleming's Paycheck was for more than a nickel

[Airhog]

Bad News: The IRS took it all

[EagleFan]

Good News... It's Monday Morning

[cuervo72]

Bad News: If Monday Morning is good news for you, you haven't a lot going for you at the moment.

[cuervo72]

Good News: We finally have a DVD player!

[Maple Leafs]

Bad news: What does Cuervo do with his extensive VHS porn collection now?

[cuervo72]

Originally posted by Maple Leafs
Bad news: What does Cuervo do with his extensive VHS porn collection now?

I'ts a DVD/VCR combo ;)

[BFleming]

If thats the good news, then the bad news is Mrs. Cuervo set the parental control to play nothing higher than 'G'..

[Easy Mac]

The Good news is My Big Pony's is still G rated

[korme]

Good news: I'm eating a hoagie!

[Marmel]

Bad News: Hoagie is Cincinnati talk for a diseased whore.

[KWhit]

Bad news: "Hoagie" is Shorty's pet-name for men's butts.

[KWhit]

Drat! Out-quickened by Marm.

My contribution might have beaten his for all out disgustingness, though.

Oh well, there is no prize for second place.

[korme]

Good news: KWhit actually does get a prize for second place! A box of goose feet!

[AZSpeechCoach]

Good news...Arizona finally has a national champion in debate.

[Samdari]

Bad News: Absolutely noone knows that

[korme]

Good news: Debate championships are not televised.

[scooper]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
Good news: Debate championships are not televised. Yes they are.

[KWhit]

Bad news: Spelling Bees are.

[scooper]

Originally posted by KWhit
Bad news: Spelling Bees are.

Know their knot.

[korme]

Good news: Hornsgate is over a year old now, well into the history of OOTP.

[Maple Leafs]

Bad news: we never did figure out who was behind the complicated, far-reaching conspiracy to frame the innocent Horns by hacking into his computer system and forcing him to cheat in his online baseball league.

[BFleming]

Good news: at least he gave us sound relationship advice :eek:

[Alan T]

Bad News: BFleming actually tried Horns' advice

[BFleming]

Good news: I used it to pick up Alan's sister

[scooper]

Originally posted by BFleming
Good news: I used it to pick up Alan's sister

Bad news: Sister? Alan, I thought you said you only had a bro...uh oh :eek:

[Franklinnoble]

Bad news: Alan's sister is a hermaphrodite.

[Alan T]

Good news: Those types of surgeries are getting better every year.

[scooper]

Bad news: BFleming's picking up the bill for the surgery.

[BFleming]

Bad news: Alan still looks like Boy George's long lost twin

[BFleming]

Good news: Work is almost over...

[Marmel]

Bad News: I have to go home to my wife. :D

Good thing she doesn't read this. ;)

[Franklinnoble]

Good news: I have Marmel's wife's e-mail address.

[Samdari]

Originally posted by Marmel
Bad News: I have to go home to my wife. :D

Good thing she doesn't read this. ;)
Worse News: I Fritz is reall Marmel's wife

[BFleming]

Bad news: It's [email protected]

[Airhog]

Goodnews: She doesnt like cocky guys.

[Coffee Warlord]

Bad News: Because she has a cock of her own.

[digamma]

Bad News: She likes cocky AND funny guys.

[Franklinnoble]

Good News: Marmel is cocky AND funny and has her all to himself.

[Airhog]

Bad news: Marmel cant quite fit all of her cocky into him.