bamcgee
06-19-2003, 03:42 PM
I have always thought of myself as a smart guy. In some ways, I could even be an elitist snob. In light of this, I have managed to avoid the dreck of shows known as reality television, not caring a whit about Joe Millionaire or Andy Bachelor.
However, that has all changed. Fox has created a show that is soooo fantastic that I can't help but fall in love with it. Paradise Hotel is that show.
They've finally given up on the stupid games, etc. and subtle innuendos that mar conventional reality tv and are now giving the people what they want to see - SEX! On Paradise Hotel, everyone's a slut! It's a requirement. AND you have to be irredeemably stupid and superficial. It's the perfect dirty bomb of gasoline, dynamite, and nuclear waste. Not only are all the contestants forced to sleep together, but they actually will rotate partners, all in the name of competing! Yaaaaaay! I am enthralled, entranced, overjoyed. It's gonna be the ultimate in catfights, gossip about body parts, intrigue... all performed without a trace of dignity! I believe that on the Internet, they actually have a site with the scenes "too hot for tv", although you have to subscribe. And dear god, I think it might be worth it!!???!!
I think we should give up on this whole Football message board thing (it's amazing how communities endure although the purpose has eroded) and switch our main discussion to what is most worthy - PARADISE HOTEL! Should I make a poll to see if this movement has support?
However, that has all changed. Fox has created a show that is soooo fantastic that I can't help but fall in love with it. Paradise Hotel is that show.
They've finally given up on the stupid games, etc. and subtle innuendos that mar conventional reality tv and are now giving the people what they want to see - SEX! On Paradise Hotel, everyone's a slut! It's a requirement. AND you have to be irredeemably stupid and superficial. It's the perfect dirty bomb of gasoline, dynamite, and nuclear waste. Not only are all the contestants forced to sleep together, but they actually will rotate partners, all in the name of competing! Yaaaaaay! I am enthralled, entranced, overjoyed. It's gonna be the ultimate in catfights, gossip about body parts, intrigue... all performed without a trace of dignity! I believe that on the Internet, they actually have a site with the scenes "too hot for tv", although you have to subscribe. And dear god, I think it might be worth it!!???!!
I think we should give up on this whole Football message board thing (it's amazing how communities endure although the purpose has eroded) and switch our main discussion to what is most worthy - PARADISE HOTEL! Should I make a poll to see if this movement has support?