Create Your Own Movie

[JeeberD]

This is a fun little site where you can choose the actors, director, writer, genre, and other such things for your own movie and it will spit out some info about it. Moderatly entertaining. Here's a link (http://www.chucklehound.com/cgi-bin/pages/boo.html) to the site.

This was my first effort. My main complaint about the site is that they don't give you clips from your movies... :D

Hot Lesbian Startlettes In Love (R)
(Romance/Coming of Age)
Starring Anthony Hopkins and Natalie Portman
Also Featuring Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Biel
Directed by Ridley Scott
Screenplay by Steven Kloves

Projected Budget Range: $80-89 Million
Planned Release Date: May

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$14.80 million (Opening Weekend)
$85.26 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Stephen Holden, New York Times

[JeeberD]

Dola-

WooHoo!!! Roger Ebert loves me!!!!

The Life of Jeebs (R)
(Adventure/Historical Epic/True Story)
Starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Love Hewitt
Also Featuring Joaquin Phoenix, Jack Black, Julia Roberts, and Liv Tyler
Directed by Steven Soderbergh
Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan

Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million
Planned Release Date: May

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$17.35 million (Opening Weekend)
$85.53 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 16%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 7%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

[bryce]

Originally posted by JeeberD


Also Featuring Jennifer Love Hewitt


:)

[bryce]

Originally posted by JeeberD

Starring Jennifer Love Hewitt


:) :)

[Easy Mac]

Why Do Women Fall in Love with Eachother? (R)
(Comic Book/Family/Historical Epic/Mystery)
Starring Tom Cruise and Kirsten Dunst
Also Featuring Orlando Bloom, Joaquin Phoenix, Eliza Dushku, and Brittany Murphy
Directed by Curtis Hanson
Screenplay by Steven Kloves and J.R.R. Tolkien

Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million
Planned Release Date: May

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$17.24 million (Opening Weekend)
$93.12 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 8%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

[Easy Mac]

The Lord of the Rings (PG-13)
(Adventure/Family/Fantasy/Historical Epic)
Starring Elijah Wood
Also Featuring Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, Cate Blanchett, and Liv Tyler
Directed by Peter Jackson
Screenplay by J.R.R. Tolkien

Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million
Planned Release Date: November

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$22.98 million (Opening Weekend)
$184.11 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 26%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post

[Marmel]

Man Love (R)
(Romance)
Starring Vin Diesel
Also Featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone
Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans
Screenplay by J.K. Rowling and M. Night Shyamalan

Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million
Planned Release Date: February

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$13.31 million (Opening Weekend)
$59.98 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 1%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

[JeeberD]

Heh, I can just see the headlines now...

"Roger Ebert loves Man Love!!! Two thumbs up (his bum)!"

[Marmel]

Marmel and the 14 Lesbians (R)
(Adventure)
Starring Brad Pitt and Denise Richards
Also Featuring Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, Cameron Diaz, and Eliza Dushku
Directed by Peter Jackson
Screenplay by David Koepp and M. Night Shyamalan

Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million
Planned Release Date: June

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$19.09 million (Opening Weekend)
$116.91 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 12%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com

[Craptacular]

Prison Bitch (R)
(Christmas/Prison/Romance)
Starring Tom 'Tiny' Lister Jr. and Catherine Zeta-Jones
Also Featuring Leonardo DiCaprio, Chris Rock, Mandy Moore, and Halle Berry
Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans
Screenplay by Ice Cube and Adam Sandler

Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million
Planned Release Date: June

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$11.64 million (Opening Weekend)
$50.31 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: The CAP Ministry, CAP Alert

[Chief Rum]

Kariya vs Stevens: Now It's Personal! (PG-13)
(Revenge Fantasy/True Story/Amnesia/Hostile Alien)
Starring Verne Troyer and Kate Beckinsale
Also Featuring Tom 'Tiny' Lister Jr.
Directed by John Woo
Screenplay by Stephen Gaghan and Charlie Kaufman

Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million
Planned Release Date: December

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$18.20 million (Opening Weekend)
$72.04 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 8%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

[sterlingice]

Marmel- I admire your thinking!

SI

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by sterlingice
Marmel- I admire your thinking!

SI

You love Man Love too??? :eek:

[Senator]

Hal Sutton - First Round Bust (PG-13)
(Historical Epic)
Starring Tommy Lee Jones and Michelle Pfeiffer
Also Featuring Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, and Kathy Bates
Directed by Ron Howard
Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan

Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million
Planned Release Date: May

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$17.56 million (Opening Weekend)
$120.64 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 18%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 10%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

[tucker342]

The Night At FOFC (R)
(Paranoia/Horror)
Starring Cheech Marin and Reese Witherspoon
Also Featuring Catherine Zeta-Jones and Tara Reid
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan

Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million
Planned Release Date: September

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$13.13 million (Opening Weekend)
$59.79 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle
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Lets just the whole movie is going to be one big porno, with a little bit of chessy horror mixed in:D

[Chief Rum]

SkyDog Vs. HornsManiac: Who's Cocky and Funny Now, Bitch! (R)
(Office Politics/True Story/Mistaken Identity/Horror)
Starring Denzel Washington
Also Featuring Tom Arnold
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Screenplay by Peter Jackson

Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million
Planned Release Date: June

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$20.14 million (Opening Weekend)
$100.07 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post

[Marmel]

Chief, you win best movie in my heart for that last one. The casting was perfect! :D

[korme]

Name of movie (R)
(Adventure/Buddy Cop/Caper Comedy)
Starring Don Cheadle and Halle Berry
Also Featuring David Chappelle, Jamie Foxx, and Jessica Biel
Directed by Peter Farrelly
Screenplay by Peter Farrelly

Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million
Planned Release Date: June

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$15.92 million (Opening Weekend)
$65.24 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

[henry296]

Here is mine:

The Adventures of Time (PG-13)
(Historical Epic/True Story)
Starring Tom Hanks and Reese Witherspoon
Also Featuring Edward Norton, Kevin Spacey, and Eliza Dushku
Directed by Cameron Crowe
Screenplay by Steven Kloves

Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million
Planned Release Date: November

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$18.92 million (Opening Weekend)
$103.13 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 12%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post

[oykib]

I was gonna make a movie. But Gary Coleman wasn't available.

DAMN!!

[Franklinnoble]

Office Space 2: Cubicles of Despair (R)
(Caper Comedy/Office Politics)
Starring Jim Carrey and Reese Witherspoon
Also Featuring George Clooney, Will Ferrell, and Jennifer Tilly
Directed by Robert Zemeckis
Screenplay by Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly

Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million
Planned Release Date: May

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$15.33 million (Opening Weekend)
$90.46 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

[ColtCrazy]

The ocelot tha ate my leftover meatloaf (PG)
(Adventure/True Story)
Starring George Clooney and Julia Roberts
Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson and Cameron Diaz
Directed by Ron Howard
Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan

Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million
Planned Release Date: December

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$14.88 million (Opening Weekend)
$96.50 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 15%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 8%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

niche movies don't do well. :D

[Senator]

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$17.56 million (Opening Weekend)
$120.64 million (Total Domestic Gross)


Anybody top my TDG?

Hal Sutton you magnificent bastard! You made me rich!!

[Hawaii Warrior]

Untouchable (PG-13)
(True Story)
Starring Mark Wahlberg and Katie Holmes
Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Denzel Washington, Kate Beckinsale, and Ashley Judd
Directed by Ron Howard
Screenplay by Steven Kloves

Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million
Planned Release Date: December

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$12.64 million (Opening Weekend)
$82.51 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 15%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 8%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

[sterlingice]

Originally posted by JeeberD
You love Man Love too??? :eek:

:rolleyes: Not that one, you dufus.

SI

[ice4277]

My Pee-Pee Hurts (PG-13)
(Caper Comedy/Lingering Illness/Talking Animal)
Starring Jim Carrey and Anna Faris
Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken, Cameron Diaz, and Shannon Elizabeth
Directed by Chris Columbus
Screenplay by Rhett Reese

Projected Budget Range: $70-79 Million
Planned Release Date: May

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$20.74 million (Opening Weekend)
$112.03 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat



I came close, Senator.

[NevStar]

Fritz Has a Trout in his Rectum (R)
(True Story/Romance/Comedy)
Starring Ewan McGregor and Denise Richards
Also Featuring Rory Culkin, John Rhys-Davies, Kathy Bates, and Christina Ricci
Directed by Ron Howard
Screenplay by Peter Jackson

Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million
Planned Release Date: August

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$9.61 million (Opening Weekend)
$91.57 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 17%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 7%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

[JeeberD]

ARGH!!!! I will get you yet, Senator!!!

I Gotta Go Poo (PG-13)
(Adventure/Fantasy)
Starring Mel Gibson and Kirsten Dunst
Also Featuring Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, and Julia Roberts
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Screenplay by Peter Jackson

Projected Budget Range: $110-119 Million
Planned Release Date: July

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$21.53 million (Opening Weekend)
$117.75 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Padgett Arango, Chucklehound.com

[sterlingice]

Originally posted by NevStar
Fritz Has a Trout in his Rectum (R)
(True Story/Romance/Comedy)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 17%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 7%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times


I find these stats quite disturbing.

SI

[Subby]

I Have an Enormous Pussy (R)
(Caper Comedy)
Starring Jackie Chan and Kate Beckinsale
Also Featuring Jimmy Smits and Kathy Bates
Directed by Steven Soderbergh
Screenplay by Steven Zaillian

Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million
Planned Release Date: November

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$18.91 million (Opening Weekend)
$82.85 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 11%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Desson Howe, Washington Post

[sterlingice]

Has anyone seen the Hall of Fame there?

The Mystical Martial Arts Master From The Far East Who Was Forced To Team Up With The Street-Smart Mouthy American Cop
The Mystical Martial Arts Master Who Through Bureaucratic Error Was Mistakenly Teamed Up With The Other Martial Arts Master
The Mystical Martial Arts Master Who Somehow Got Teamed Up With Oliver Platt

AT: The Angry-Terrestrial
Attila the Pun
The Antwone Fisher Story II: Antoine vs. Rodan (my personal favorite)
Die Hard IX: Die Hard With a Vengeance and some Gummi Worms and a Robot and a Fedora and Possibly Some Grammatically Incorrect Verb Tenses

SI

[NevStar]

The followup to the critically acclaimed Fritz Has a Trout in his Rectum:

Sterlingice Has Hippopotami in his Rectum (R)
(Talking Animal/Spoof/Teen Angst)
Starring Kevin Spacey and Helen Hunt
Also Featuring John Rhys-Davies, Cedric the Entertainer, and Kathy Bates (as the hippopotami)
Directed by Ron Howard
Screenplay by Peter Jackson

Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million
Planned Release Date: September

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$13.59 million (Opening Weekend)
$98.34 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 16%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 7%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat


What can I say? The Academy just loves movies with Rectum in the title...

[Ben E Lou]

Originally posted by Chief Rum
SkyDog Vs. HornsManiac:
Starring Denzel Washington:D

[Blackadar]

Spider Man (PG-13)
(Comic Book)
Starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst
Also Featuring Willem Dafoe and Maggie Smith
Directed by Sam Raimi
Screenplay by David Koepp

Projected Budget Range: $80-89 Million
Planned Release Date: July

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$11.55 million (Opening Weekend)
$123.70 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 2%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: John Anderson, Newsday

[Blackadar]

Hmmm...it seems there's a wider audience for Tobias than I originally thought.

The Jason Tobias Diaries (R)
(Societal Satire)
Starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Natalie Portman
Also Featuring James Coburn and Kathy Bates
Directed by Ron Howard
Screenplay by Susannah Grant

Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million
Planned Release Date: October

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$10.98 million (Opening Weekend)
$86.31 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 23%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 14%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post

[Logan]

Pearl Harbor 2: It Really Was the Germans!!! (PG-13)
(Historical Epic/Period Drama/True Story)
Starring James Belushi and Rachel Weisz
Also Featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kevin Bacon, Cameron Diaz, and Eliza Dushku
Directed by Ron Howard
Screenplay by John Logan and Randall Wallace

Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million
Planned Release Date: May

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$14.82 million (Opening Weekend)
$89.48 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 16%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 10%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

[ice4277]

The Vagina Monologues 2: Shaved and Ready (R)
(Revenge Fantasy/Societal Satire/Postmodern Angst)
Starring Geoffrey Rush and Helena Bonham Carter
Also Featuring Orlando Bloom, Jessica Capshaw, and Frances McDormand
Directed by David Mamet
Screenplay by Susan Orlean

Projected Budget Range: $30-39 Million
Planned Release Date: February

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$10.84 million (Opening Weekend)
$43.70 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 5%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat


I was going for the artsy-fartsy type Oscar winner; guess I needed a better title.

[MIJB#19]

Man, I haven't laughed so hard for months, like I just did reading this thread.


National Female Football League (R)
(Period Drama/Football)
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Famke Janssen
Also Featuring Whoopi Goldberg and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Screenplay by J.K. Rowling and Tom Brady

Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million
Planned Release Date: December

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$14.41 million (Opening Weekend)
$80.70 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post

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I wanted to test Titanic, but it seems James Cameron is not on the lists for directors and writers...

[MIJB#19]

Originally posted by Senator
Projected Box Office Receipts:
$17.56 million (Opening Weekend)
$120.64 million (Total Domestic Gross)


Anybody top my TDG?The Beast (PG)
(Talking Animal)
Starring Jim Carrey and Lucy Liu
Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson and Julia Roberts
Directed by Chris Columbus
Screenplay by J.K. Rowling

Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million
Planned Release Date: December

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$21.29 million (Opening Weekend)
$136.57 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat


Not much of a big bucks movie compared to the ealier mentioned:
Originally posted by Easy Mac
Projected Box Office Receipts:
$22.98 million (Opening Weekend)
$184.11 million (Total Domestic Gross)

[larrymcg421]

I Want an Oscar (PG-13)
(Courtroom Drama)
Starring Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep
Also Featuring Ian McKellen and Judi Dench
Directed by Ron Howard
Screenplay by Steven Zaillian

Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million
Planned Release Date: November

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$12.28 million (Opening Weekend)
$90.74 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 26%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 10%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Desson Howe, Washington Post

[kcchief19]

Colossal Squid (PG-13)
(Adventure/Chase/Paranoia)
Starring Harrison Ford and Nicole Kidman
Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson and Natalie Portman
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan

Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million
Planned Release Date: May

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$14.26 million (Opening Weekend)
$95.93 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 6%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Padgett Arango, Chucklehound.com

[ice4277]

Originally posted by kcchief19
Colossal Squid (PG-13)
(Adventure/Chase/Paranoia)
Starring Harrison Ford and Nicole Kidman
Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson and Natalie Portman
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan

Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million
Planned Release Date: May

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$14.26 million (Opening Weekend)
$95.93 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 6%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Padgett Arango, Chucklehound.com

That's an overrated summer blockbuster failure if there ever was one ;)

[ice4277]

The Worst Movie Ever (PG)
(Fantasy/Hostage Drama/Office Politics/Spoof)
Starring Shawn Wayans and Marisa Tomei
Also Featuring F. Murray Abraham, Matthew Lillard, and Christina Applegate
Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans
Screenplay by John Logan

Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million
Planned Release Date: October

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$16.57 million (Opening Weekend)
$84.52 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: The Self-Made Critic, Selfmadecritic.com
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat