Marmel
06-24-2003, 10:13 AM
So, after I read this I couldn't control my laughter. It might be the fuinniest 'it happened to me true story' I have ever read on the internet.
At another forum I frequent, a woman posted this in a most-embarrassing moments thread. I thought I would share with you guys. It is too funny.
"Most. Embarrassing. Moment. EVER!
Oh good Lord.
So I'm standing on the train platform in Philadelphia yesterday waiting for my Acela to come in and whisk me away back to DC. I always take this train back on Sundays after visiting my significant other in the City of Brotherly Love. I'd drive, but my road rage can't handle I-95. Plus I hate paying the stupid tolls for the "pleasure" of driving in Delaware. I mean I hate Delaware so much that if my car ran out of gas, I'd push it across the border before I would spend one dime on gas in Delaware! I HATE YOU DELAWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway... back to the train...
I'm standing and I'm waiting. The platform is quite crowed and we are all waiting. And waiting. So to pass the time, I reach into my little messenger bag to get my headphones out. But the headphones are stuck on something. So I tug a little bit harder and what ever the headphones were stuck on come loose and eject itself from my bag. I look up to see the item sail through the air and land in between the train tracks. It takes a minute to register what I've just seen.
A ten inch purple vibrator flying through the air. MY ten inch purple vibrator.
It lands on the ground with a thud. The impact must have caused the switch to turn on because not only is there a ten inch vibrator in between the tracks but it whirring around on full speed.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
By now everyone is staring at me. Most are laughing, some are starring in disbelief and others look at me with pity. One of the Amtrak baggage porter jumps down to the track and picks up my special toy. He hands it to me, doesnt say a word, and then walks away.
I can never show my face at 30th Street Station again.
At another forum I frequent, a woman posted this in a most-embarrassing moments thread. I thought I would share with you guys. It is too funny.
"Most. Embarrassing. Moment. EVER!
Oh good Lord.
So I'm standing on the train platform in Philadelphia yesterday waiting for my Acela to come in and whisk me away back to DC. I always take this train back on Sundays after visiting my significant other in the City of Brotherly Love. I'd drive, but my road rage can't handle I-95. Plus I hate paying the stupid tolls for the "pleasure" of driving in Delaware. I mean I hate Delaware so much that if my car ran out of gas, I'd push it across the border before I would spend one dime on gas in Delaware! I HATE YOU DELAWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway... back to the train...
I'm standing and I'm waiting. The platform is quite crowed and we are all waiting. And waiting. So to pass the time, I reach into my little messenger bag to get my headphones out. But the headphones are stuck on something. So I tug a little bit harder and what ever the headphones were stuck on come loose and eject itself from my bag. I look up to see the item sail through the air and land in between the train tracks. It takes a minute to register what I've just seen.
A ten inch purple vibrator flying through the air. MY ten inch purple vibrator.
It lands on the ground with a thud. The impact must have caused the switch to turn on because not only is there a ten inch vibrator in between the tracks but it whirring around on full speed.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
By now everyone is staring at me. Most are laughing, some are starring in disbelief and others look at me with pity. One of the Amtrak baggage porter jumps down to the track and picks up my special toy. He hands it to me, doesnt say a word, and then walks away.
I can never show my face at 30th Street Station again.