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WSUCougar
07-01-2003, 07:35 PM
And you thought I was kidding...

SANTIAGO, Chile (Reuters) - Chilean scientists were baffled on Tuesday by a huge, gelatinous sea creature found washed up on the southern Pacific coast and were seeking international help identifying the mystery specimen.

The dead creature was mistaken for a beached whale when first reported about a week ago, but experts who went to see it said the 40-foot-long mass of decomposing lumpy grey flesh apparently was an invertebrate.

"We'd never before seen such a strange specimen, We don't know if it might be a giant squid that is missing some of its parts or maybe it's a new species," said Elsa Cabrera, a marine biologist and director of the Center for Cetacean Conservation in Santiago.

Photographs showed a round leathery substance like a mammoth jelly fish, about as long as a school bus.

Giant squid live at a depth of 9,500 feet and only rise to the surface when they die. Specimens have been known to be as long as 60 feet.

There was speculation that the mass might be a whale skin, but Cabrera said it was too big and did not have the right texture or smell.

Cabrera said she was contacting Chilean and international organizations in the hope that they could help shed some light on the find.

The Chilean Navy first spotted the mystery specimen along with another large mass, but the other dead animal turned out to be a dead humpback whale.

[insert FOFC member joke HERE]

Ksyrup
07-01-2003, 07:47 PM
"huge," "giant," "mammoth," "big," and "large," but not colossal.


"40-foot-long mass of decomposing lumpy grey flesh"

And certainly not formidable.

McSweeny
07-01-2003, 07:53 PM
got any pictures of this thing? sounds quite interesting

Swaggs
07-01-2003, 08:08 PM
Save the Colossal Gelatinous Blob!!!

Swaggs
07-01-2003, 08:08 PM
Dola...

Is the Colossal Gelatinous Blob very formidable? or is that still an unknown?

WSUCougar
07-01-2003, 08:11 PM
We're still awaiting further word from our contacts with the Chilean Navy...

CamEdwards
07-01-2003, 08:16 PM
Anybody see Michael Moore around lately? 40 feet of spineless fat...

JeeberD
07-01-2003, 10:35 PM
I think that it's a Colossal Sea Kodos...

JPhillips
07-01-2003, 11:33 PM
Whatever it was the Colossal Sturgeon took it to task!

bbor
07-02-2003, 12:32 AM
I thought y'all were talkin bout me :)

MrBug708
07-02-2003, 12:34 AM
I heard it was cocky AND funny

ctmason
07-02-2003, 10:52 AM
Somewhere a whole TON of people are slapping foreheads at the Smucker's Factory.

Look for MAJOR layoff's.

Ryche
07-02-2003, 01:24 PM
Here's a link with the picture.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/americas/07/02/chile.science.reut/index.html

Anrhydeddu
07-02-2003, 01:35 PM
My guess that it was part of something, not something new.

Marmel
07-02-2003, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by WSUCougar
but experts who went to see it said the 40-foot-long mass of decomposing lumpy grey flesh apparently was an invertebrate.


[insert FOFC member joke HERE]


What in the hell is FRITZ doing in Chile?

scooper
07-02-2003, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Marmel
What in the hell is FRITZ doing in Chile?

Come to think of it, he hasn't been seen much around here lately.

scooper
07-02-2003, 02:40 PM
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/americas/07/02/chile.science.reut/story.giant.sea.creature2.jpg

dola

WSUCougar
07-02-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by Marmel
What in the hell is FRITZ doing in Chile?
Now we know what he meant when he said he was going to go down to South America and "lay around on the beach all day."

sabotai
07-02-2003, 04:16 PM
"Anybody see Michael Moore around lately? 40 feet of spineless fat..."

Now that I think about it, I heard a few days ago Micheal Moore and Rush Limbaugh got into a fight on a cruise ship in the pacific and they both fell overboard.

Mystery solved...and not surprisingly, the world is now a better place.

Schmidty
07-02-2003, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by sabotai
"Anybody see Michael Moore around lately? 40 feet of spineless fat..."

Now that I think about it, I heard a few days ago Micheal Moore and Rush Limbaugh got into a fight on a cruise ship in the pacific and they both fell overboard.

Mystery solved...and not surprisingly, the world is now a better place.

Rush is quite svelte these days.

CamEdwards
07-03-2003, 01:54 PM
Update!!!!!!

It's a Squid!!!! (http://rednova.com/news/stories/5/2003/07/03/story001.html)

Ksyrup
07-03-2003, 03:05 PM
I swear, that thing is big, but it just doesn't look like it weighs 13 tons.

sterlingice
07-03-2003, 04:14 PM
http://images.tfaw.com/covers/med/11/11278.jpg

This is Mr H G Blob, from Futurama. Does it look anything like him?

Toy Description: "Tough `n' rubbery on the outside, gooey `n' sparkly on the inside, it's the Horrible Gelatinous Blob, in all his squishably soft glory! One squeeze, and this disturbing toy will ooze its way into your unsuspecting heart. Complete with a terrified Bender floating inside him, H.G. Blob stands a little over 4" tall, and comes in a most appealing package. More Futurama Fun!"

SI