Chief Rum
07-03-2003, 04:05 PM
Okay, who is it? We have some prime candidates.
Bobby Clarke, Flyers-- makes the dumbass move for Hackett instead of getting a real goalie. Has been a regular candidate for this ward for several seasons now.
Bryan Murray, Ducks-- brilliant up until the past few days, and the builder of not one, but two Stanley Cup finalists...and yet never has Adam Sandler's line "Talk about your alltime backfires" from Happy Gilmore applied more than it does here...this team was stripped faster than you could say "Florida Marlins".
Craig Armstrong, Stars-- never a good thing when you spend a whole gob of cash, but fail to even get as far as you did the previous season. Now Hatcher is gone, and the Stars are stuck with Turgeon, and a group of players of whom Armstrong is openly questioning their character.
Glen Sather, Rangers-- Sather hasn't really done anything mind-bogglingly stupid in recent days, although it's insanely megalomaniacal that he would truly believe he himself was the best coaching candidate for his underachieving squad. He gets on this list for having as much money as the Yankees, but spending it like George Steinbrenner in the 80s and early 90s. How can so much money be spent on so little...consistently, year after year? It's amazing.
Pat Quinn, Maple Leafs-- Quinn has done a fine job of building up his team in his time with the Leafs, but Sean has it right--it's an incredibly dumbass thing to be fishing or hunting or whatever right now, during one of the most amazing hockey offseasons ever. For that alone, he gets a spot on this poll.
So who's the biggest Dumbass, right now?
CR
Bobby Clarke, Flyers-- makes the dumbass move for Hackett instead of getting a real goalie. Has been a regular candidate for this ward for several seasons now.
Bryan Murray, Ducks-- brilliant up until the past few days, and the builder of not one, but two Stanley Cup finalists...and yet never has Adam Sandler's line "Talk about your alltime backfires" from Happy Gilmore applied more than it does here...this team was stripped faster than you could say "Florida Marlins".
Craig Armstrong, Stars-- never a good thing when you spend a whole gob of cash, but fail to even get as far as you did the previous season. Now Hatcher is gone, and the Stars are stuck with Turgeon, and a group of players of whom Armstrong is openly questioning their character.
Glen Sather, Rangers-- Sather hasn't really done anything mind-bogglingly stupid in recent days, although it's insanely megalomaniacal that he would truly believe he himself was the best coaching candidate for his underachieving squad. He gets on this list for having as much money as the Yankees, but spending it like George Steinbrenner in the 80s and early 90s. How can so much money be spent on so little...consistently, year after year? It's amazing.
Pat Quinn, Maple Leafs-- Quinn has done a fine job of building up his team in his time with the Leafs, but Sean has it right--it's an incredibly dumbass thing to be fishing or hunting or whatever right now, during one of the most amazing hockey offseasons ever. For that alone, he gets a spot on this poll.
So who's the biggest Dumbass, right now?
CR