Susan Smith needs a pal! [Archive] - Front Office Football Central

sachmo71

07-10-2003, 01:48 PM

From the Smoking Gun:

Susan Smith: Reformed Pen Pal (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/susansmithad1.html)

Please post results when you hear back from her.

Fritz

07-10-2003, 01:51 PM

"In my spare time I enjoy reading, working puzzles, and writing."

she must go through a shitload of puzzles.

Craptacular

07-10-2003, 01:55 PM

Maybe QuikSand can send her some good ones.

Franklinnoble

07-10-2003, 01:58 PM

Somewhere in here there's a joke containing the following words: HornsManiac, cocky, funny.

cthomer5000

07-10-2003, 02:03 PM

It would be a great FOFC contest to see who is the first to get her to respond to a letter.

Samdari

07-10-2003, 02:11 PM

I love how pleasant and happy she looks in her prison uniform. Not sure I could crack a smile there. And, what are these like school pictures - do they take them every year and send them to relative, who collect them for a scrapbook? "Look, here's Susan in her 4th year of prison."

CamEdwards

07-10-2003, 02:14 PM

wow. every response a classic post.

I think the best idea would be for the entire board to help draft a letter from HM to Susan Smith.

vtbub

07-10-2003, 02:16 PM

My god, or galt, she is exactly two months olderf than I am.

Fritz

07-10-2003, 02:21 PM

she is not bad looking. I would pay her a conjugal visit.

tucker342

07-10-2003, 02:25 PM

Ya, but she might try to drown you in her pussy juices:D

Samdari

07-10-2003, 02:33 PM

Wow, Tucker, that may be the FOFC post that is offensive on the most levels.

Franklinnoble

07-10-2003, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by Fritz
she is not bad looking. I would pay her a conjugal visit.

Sounds like a good opening line for our collective FOFC letter to her...

Abe Sargent

07-10-2003, 03:15 PM

Definately bangable, but not someone I'd want to wake up next to.

-Anxiety

Franklinnoble

07-10-2003, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by Anxiety
Definately bangable, but not someone I'd want to wake up next to.

Fortunately, conjugal visits don't last overnight.

Samdari

07-10-2003, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Fortunately, conjugal visits don't last overnight.
Ahhh, to be single....

Axxon

07-10-2003, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by Anxiety
Definately bangable, but not someone I'd want to wake up next to.

-Anxiety

Well, with Susan the odds are good that you wouldn't wake up the next morning you know.

I too think she's physically attractive but I just can't get past the whole murdered her own children thing. Pity.

Critch

07-10-2003, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by Anxiety
Definately bangable, but not someone I'd want to wake up next to.

-Anxiety

or let borrow your car.

Ben E Lou

07-10-2003, 03:26 PM

OK...Can you believe that this (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/lindseyblackledge1.html) warranted a FELONY???

Axxon

07-10-2003, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by SkyDog
OK...Can you believe that this (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/lindseyblackledge1.html) warranted a FELONY???

Meat juice joke in 5...4..3..2...1

Hammer755

07-10-2003, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by Axxon
I too think she's physically attractive but I just can't get past the whole murdered her own children thing.

Plus she's a libra.

Swaggs

07-10-2003, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by SkyDog
OK...Can you believe that this (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/lindseyblackledge1.html) warranted a FELONY???

The trail of meat juice always leads you to the culprit!

Axxon

07-10-2003, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by Swaggs
The trail of meat juice always leads you to the culprit!

And we have a meat juice joke. Not a particularly great one but one nonetheless. :)

Franklinnoble

07-10-2003, 04:08 PM

I think it warranted a felony simply based upon the sheer stupidity of the crime.

I mean, who steals a steak and hides it in a bathroom?

Axxon

07-10-2003, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
I think it warranted a felony simply based upon the sheer stupidity of the crime.

I mean, who steals a steak and hides it in a bathroom?

A very hungry person with diarrhea???

Franklinnoble

07-10-2003, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by Axxon
A very hungry person with diarrhea???

Maybe... but I'm pretty sure drug use is a more likely explaination.

Axxon

07-10-2003, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Maybe... but I'm pretty sure drug use is a more likely explaination.

Man, and she looks SO wholesome in the picture. :D

Swaggs

07-10-2003, 04:41 PM

I kind of like this line: Katherine King, a 38-year-old San Andreas woman who called cops after discovering her meat was missing.

Axxon

07-10-2003, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by Swaggs
I kind of like this line: Katherine King, a 38-year-old San Andreas woman who called cops after discovering her meat was missing.

All she had was a juice trail for her efforts. :(

I wonder if they tried to give her the steak back and if she accepted it. She may have been eating good after all.

JeeberD

07-10-2003, 04:54 PM

Since we're on a SmokingGun.com kick, I have to post this, the so-called "Scariest Mugshot Ever!"...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/dmilam1.jpg

Yikes!!!!!!

Oh, and here's Randall "The Sausage Slugger" Simon's mugshot as well...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/randallsimon1.jpg

Franklinnoble

07-10-2003, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by JeeberD
Since we're on a SmokingGun.com kick, I have to post this...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/dmilam1.jpg

Yikes!!!!!!

John Rocker has really let himself go...

JeeberD

07-10-2003, 05:01 PM

Hmmm, doesn't that look like it could say "Horns" above his left eyebrow? Wonder where the "Maniac" is tattooed? ;)

kcchief19

07-10-2003, 08:32 PM

Originally posted by cthomer5000
It would be a great FOFC contest to see who is the first to get her to respond to a letter.
I think I smell a Dynasty thread here ...

I don't know if she has Internet access in the hole, but it sounds like she might enjoy Hattrick. I think she and Billy Madison would hit it off smashingly.