WSUCougar
07-10-2003, 03:14 PM
Yep, the lil’ $13,000 bastard is a real pecker. There I was, in my clock shop with all 8 of my birds lined up (as usual), when I start getting pelted with loogies. So I turned around, and there’s my one parrot (he’s named Poppy Rawls, after the famous camp boxer’s mother), hawking up big parrot boogers and raining them down in my direction. And sure enough, there’s a couple of little spankers, taking notes on how to do it. So I menaced them with a sausage and chased them away, and now I’m going to sue Poppy for damages. And also to remove Byron Scott as coach of the Nets.
Can I have an AMEN?
Can I have an AMEN?