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JeeberD
07-16-2003, 11:46 AM
WooHoo! I'll never have prostate cancer! What a happy day!

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Masturbation could prevent cancer (http://au.news.yahoo.com/030716/2/kvm0.html)

Who cares if you go blind? An Australian study has found that frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life.

A team led by Professor Graham Giles, head of cancer epidemiology at the Cancer Council Victoria, questioned more than 2,000 men about their past sexual habits as part of a wider prostate cancer study.

The men, half of whom had prostate cancer, were aged between 40 and 69 and recruited from Sydney, Melbourne and Perth between 1994-98.

The study indicated that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

"What we found was men who ejaculated most in their twenties, thirties and forties had about a third less prostate cancer risk than men in the lowest category of ejaculation," Professor Giles told AAP.

"The men who were the high performers in terms of ejaculating had a third less prostate cancer risk than men who were in the lowest category of ejaculation."

He said one explanation for the apparent beneficial effects of self-pleasuring was that frequent ejaculation prevented semen from building up in the ducts, where it could potentially become carcinogenic.

"For seminal fluid to be made it has to be concentrated about 600 times," Prof Giles said.

"So semen is a very potent and strong brew of lots of chemicals which, because of their biological reactivity, could be carcinogenic if left to lie around."

The research is set to appear in the British Journal of Urology this weekend.

Ksyrup
07-16-2003, 11:48 AM
Soooooo...this forum and all of the current members should theoretically be around for quite a long time.

Vive la Kleenex!

Mustang
07-16-2003, 11:49 AM
Great.. I'm going to be an Immortal.

Except, to kill me, instead of chopping my head off you have to cut my hands off...

mckerney
07-16-2003, 11:50 AM
Hmm... combine this with the seaman helping women loose weight study and I think I may have the makings of a new kind of health club. Of course, I'd have to come up with a new name for it other than these instituations currently have as 'whore houses', but attach the right catch phrase to it...

JeeberD
07-16-2003, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by mckerney
...combine this with the seaman...

I think you've been watching a tad too much South Park, my friend... ;)

mckerney
07-16-2003, 11:55 AM
actually, no I haven't :(

bbor
07-16-2003, 11:56 AM
MAY????...This MAY prevent cancer??

Well..that seals it then...i'm not masturbating again until someone tells me that is WILL prevent cancer.

mckerney
07-16-2003, 11:57 AM
But my school was never very good at teaching, well anything. So I'm not as good at spelling as BillyMadison.

I guess I'm not STILL UNDEFEATED. :(

JeeberD
07-16-2003, 11:58 AM
Oh. Well, there was an episode where Cartman got semen and "seamen" (little sea monkey type things) confused. It was a pretty funny episode, and your little typo got me thinking about it...

Anyways, back to the masturbation discution please...

JeeberD
07-16-2003, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by bbor
MAY????...This MAY prevent cancer??

Well..that seals it then...i'm not masturbating again until someone tells me that is WILL prevent cancer.

Somehow I don't believe you... :D

bbor
07-16-2003, 12:07 PM
Why not?

Just cause i have Calousus on my palms..:D

Samdari
07-16-2003, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by bbor
Well..that seals it then...i'm not masturbating again until someone tells me that is WILL prevent cancer.
Bah, you won't make midnight.

JeeberD
07-16-2003, 12:25 PM
Uh oh. Here's a report with some bad news about masturbation... :(

http://www.tayro.com/index/funnies/health_study.gif

bbor
07-16-2003, 12:37 PM
I can't read it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It seems blury to me..anyone else having this problem?:)

Craptacular
07-16-2003, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by Mustang

Except, to kill me, instead of chopping my head off you have to cut my hands off...

I think we'd need to cut something else off instead. Bye bye Little Mustang.

BishopMVP
07-16-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by JeeberD
Oh. Well, there was an episode where Cartman got semen and "seamen" (little sea monkey type things) confused. It was a pretty funny episode, and your little typo got me thinking about it...

"He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose." - Cartman

Back on topic, this sounds like bad news for AC Green.

33sherman
07-16-2003, 02:21 PM
http://www.ambs.net/~encieno/godkills.jpg

bbor
07-16-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by BishopMVP
Back on topic, this sounds like bad news for AC Green.


LMAO!!:D

Leonidas
07-16-2003, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by 33sherman
http://www.ambs.net/~encieno/godkills.jpg

First there's the sheer pleasure of it, then the whole prostate cancer thing, now this. As if we needed more incentive.

tucker342
07-16-2003, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by bbor
I can't read it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It seems blury to me..anyone else having this problem?:)

yep! Me to:(

tucker342
07-16-2003, 05:55 PM
dola-

I always knew masturbation would save my life some day:D