FOFC-TPF Online Leagues (satire)

[Anrhydeddu]

I can see it now. FOFC-TPF Online Leagues...

QuikSand Challenge League - Likely will be a league with a small number of teams because it would be hard to compete against the master. Fritz will have the balls to join in (and do well) but the rest will just be pretenders in thinking that can compete. Eventually, there will be QS Rules to where he is given some handicaps.

Old Farts League - This will the place for likes of Senator, 3ric and myself who will construct a league the way God had intended - 26 teams with the Oilers in Houston, Rams in LA, etc. and only one wild card team per conference. We will debate endlessly on whether to use historical or fictional players.

Really, Really Old Farts League – Using the original pro teams (you know, Decatur, Canton, Podunk, etc.), this will be set up by Draft Dodger but it will have a hard time holding interest. The reason will be that except for SkyDog, everyone else gets tired of seeing 76 3-yard runs (plus an occasional breakaway) for every single team.

Euro Socialists League – For our socialists brethrens in Europe who will construct a league to where no one makes a profit and any excess revenues will be deleted from the game. Other than that, it will be your typical NFL-E league with names and logos that look like something from Pee Wee football.

FOFC Group Hug League – This will be a revolving-door league called RWFL initially set up with 40 teams and everyone will be encouraged to join. There will be not be many league rules except 1) no editing allowed and 2) 50% turnover will be expected. There will also be some debates on why the game keeps slotting Vick in the RB2 slot.

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[Senator]

Hattrick League - The obsessed members of the Hattrick leagues convert over to TPF and try to get the same thrill. Hours will be spent customizing their rosters to reflect their Hattrick rosters, so they can spend even more time thinking, talking, dreaming, and masturbating to a game that is more than a game, but a way of life. Eventually one member starts a 24 hour cable station to feed the need for more Hattrick.

[illinifan999]

Originally posted by Senator
Hattrick League - The obsessed members of the Hattrick leagues convert over to TPF and try to get the same thrill. Hours will be spent customizing their rosters to reflect their Hattrick rosters, so they can spend even more time thinking, talking, dreaming, and masturbating to a game that is more than a game, but a way of life. Eventually one member starts a 24 hour cable station to feed the need for more Hattrick.

Hmmmmm, now that's my kind of league. ;)

[The_herd]

Originally posted by Senator
Hattrick League - The obsessed members of the Hattrick leagues convert over to TPF and try to get the same thrill. Hours will be spent customizing their rosters to reflect their Hattrick rosters, so they can spend even more time thinking, talking, dreaming, and masturbating to a game that is more than a game, but a way of life. Eventually one member starts a 24 hour cable station to feed the need for more Hattrick.

Trades and the Free agency system are also thrown out. Players are instead put on the transfer list for all teams to bid on, bidding reaches record high after someone pulls an Excellent Playmaking 17yo QB from their youth squad.