FOFC WRESTLING: The relaunch of ZFL wrestling

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ZFL WRESTLING THE RELAUNCH

For those of you who are new to ZFL wrestling, here is a recap of what has happened from July, 2003 until July, 2005.

If you want a full report on the first 2 years go here:
ZFL Wrestling the first 2 years. (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10346)

July 2003

The ZFLW starts up as a backyard promotion with 25 public image, a risk factor of 50 and production values of 5%. We have 10 active workers and 6 training camp workers. They are all lightweights as we want a high flying, entertaining product to show the people.

Illinifan wins the ZFL Lightweight Title by winning a 10 man battle royal. Digamma wins a triple threat match to become the 1st ever ZFL Hardcore Champ only to lose it to Sachmo later (albeit illegally).

August 2003

Revrew and Swaggs have a heated feud going with Swaggs winning a match using illegal tactics.

Sachmo defeats Digamma, again illegally, to retain his Hardcore title. Illinifan defeats Coffee in a Texas Death Match (with a little help from Swaggs), to retain the ZFL Lightweight Title.

September 2003

NevStar attacks Marmel backstage. The result is The Afoci is without a tag partner for his match. He wrestles in a 2 on 1 handicap match vs. NevStar and Tucker. The odds are too much against him as he loses the match.

Swaggs again defeats Revrew in their feud.

Sachmo defeats Digamma again to retain the Hardcore Title.

Coffee defeats Illinifan in an epic Iron Man match to capture the ZFL Lightweight Title. But their feud is far from over as Illinifan attacks Coffee later during his celebration ceremony.

October 2003

I sign a manager, Gold, to the roster. He will be the Commissioner. In his 1st action he offers payback to the Afoci and Marmel. He books a handicap match between NevStar and The Afoci/Marmel. The Afoci and Marmel win, avenging the sneak attack last month.

Swaggs continues his dominance over Revrew, winning again in a Hardcore Match.

Sachmo defeats the Afoci in a Hardcore Title match with help from Tucker.

Gold books a 3 on 3 match due to the interference in the last match. Digamma/Afoci/Marmel defeat NevStar/Sachmo/Tucker when Afoci pins Tucker.

Illinifan regains the Lightweight Title by pinning Coffee.

November 2003

Revrew gets a small measure of revenge, pinning Swaggs in a 4 corners match earning a shot at the Lightweight Title.

The Afoci pins Tucker, (NevStar accidentally hits Tucker), in a 4 corners match earning a Hardcore Title shot.

NevStar and Tucker attack Gold backstage in retaliation for last month’s handicap match.

Sachmo defeats The Afoci to retain the Hardcore Title.

Gold books NevStar and Tucker vs. Digamma, Marmel and The Afoci in a 3 on 2 Handicap match for the attack earlier. The Afoci pins NevStar.

Revrew wins by DQ over Illinifan when Illinifan uses the ring bell to clobber Revrew. Illinifan keeps the Lightweight title.

Gold books a 4 corners match for the Lightweight title at next month’s event. Coffee, the Afoci, Revrew and Illinifan will compete.

December 2003

I hire another non-wrestler. Erik Flamebeard will be co-commissioner with Gold.

In his 1st action he doesn’t make friends of Digamma. He books a 1 on 1 Hardcore Title match between Digamma and Sachmo. If Digamma loses he is suspended. He says that Digamma has had enough chances to win the Hardcore Title. Now he must show he belongs in the ZFL.

Digamma defeats Sachmo, (with help from Revrew) to win the Hardcore Title.

Flamebeard books a tag team match between Gold and Marmel vs. NevStar and Tucker. Flamebeard helps NevStar and Tucker pin Gold.

The Afoci wins the 4 corners match to take the Lightweight Title from Illinifan.

January 2004

Tucker and NevStar beat Marmel and The Afoci when Marmel accidentally hits the Afoci. Tension rises between the team of Marmel and The Afoci.

Flamebeard books a triple threat match for the Hardcore Title. Digamma retains the Hardcore Title by fending off both Swaggs and Sachmo.

Illinifan regains the Lightweight Title over Afoci when Marmel turns on The Afoci and costs him the title. Coffee comes down to help the Afoci after a beat down from Illinifan and Marmel.

Gold books a match based on what we just saw. Coffee/Afoci vs. Illinifan/Marmel ends in a double DQ when the referee loses control of the match.

February 2004

Marmel and the Afoci start their feud based on Marmel turning on the Afoci at last month’s event. The Afoci wins by DQ when Marmel clocks Afoci with the ring bell.

Tucker pins Digamma in a triple threat match for the Hardcore Title.

Coffee challenges Illinifan to an I Quit match for the Lightweight title and to end their feud once and for all. Illinifan accepts.

Revrew wins a 4 corners match to earn a Hardcore Title shot at next month’s event.

Coffee defeats Illinifan in an I Quit match to win the Lightweight Title.

March 2004

Gold is injured so that means Flamebeard is in total control.

Tucker defeats Revrew to retain the Hardcore Title with help from Swaggs. Coffee comes down to help Revrew. Coffee and Revrew challenge Tucker and Swaggs to a Hardcore tag match right now. It is accepted. Coffee and Revrew win the match gaining a measure of revenge for Revrew.


Flamebeard uses his power to book a one on one Title vs. Title match between Coffee and Tucker. The winner will be the ZFL Lightweight and Hardcore Champion.

Marmel illegally beats the Afoci to continue their feud.

Coffee beats Tucker when NevStar accidentally hits Tucker. Coffee Warlord is the ZFL Lightweight and Hardcore Champion.

April 2004

Marmel beats Afoci continuing their feud.

Flamebeard strips Coffee of the Hardcore Title and says he can’t hold both belts. He books a rematch for the Lightweight Title between Tucker and Coffee. He also books two 4 corners matches with the winners facing each other later for the Hardcore Title.

Digamma wins the 1st of the 4 corners matches when NevStar hits Illinifan by accident.

Swaggs attacks Revrew backstage. He can’t compete in the next 4 corners match. Tucker is taking his place.

Sachmo wins the second of the 4 corners matches when Illinifan retaliates of NevStar costing him the match.

Erik Flamebeard is backstage and he calls NevStar and Illinifan to his office. He tells them that they had better iron out their differences because up next they are facing Coffee Warlord in a Handicap match. They argue with Flamebeard about neither able to trust the other. He tells them that everyone else has a full plate of matches tonight. He needs them to hurt Coffee enough for Tucker to finish the job and take the title later tonight. They reluctantly agree to help.

Coffee pins Illinifan to win the handicap match.

Digamma pins Sachmo ending their feud and also winning the Hardcore Title in the process.

Coffee wins by DQ over Tucker when Illinifan interferes. NevStar comes to help Coffee and completing his face turn.

May 2004

NevStar and Illinifan face off in a one on one match to start their feud. Illinifan wins illegally. Are you surprised? This guy is the king of cheating.

Digamma defeats Marmel to retain the Hardcore Title.

Flamebeard books a 3 on 2 handicap match. He tells Illinifan, Marmel and Tucker that he wants Coffee and NevStar hurt. Illinifan, Marmel and Tucker win the match.

June 2004

Illinifan and Digamma have their contracts expire. They won’t resign right now. We are too small of a promotion.

Flamebeard books Coffee in a 2 on 1 handicap match with Marmel and Tucker. He says if Coffee doesn’t like it he can forfeit the Lightweight Title right now.

Tucker and Marmel defeat Coffee in a non-title handicap match.

Revrew wins an I Quit match with Swaggs continuing their feud.

Flamebeard books a 4 person elimination match for the Lightweight title between Coffee, Afoci, Marmel and Tucker. Tucker wins the match and the Lightweight Title.

After the match Coffee Warlord is backstage, talking to an unidentified person on a cell phone. We hear him tell the person on the phone to come next month. He wants to put Tucker out of his misery. He also wants his title back and he needs Flamebeard out of the way.

July 2004

Our public image has risen to 100%. We are now at small level. I raise production levels to 15%. Our events are now at the medium level. We resign Digamma and Illinifan now that we are at small level they are willing.

Coffee Warlord comes to the ring. He wants a rematch for the ZFLW Lightweight Title. Erik Flamebeard comes to the ring. “Let me introduce you to my new friends. I call them Flamebeard’s Followers.” Swaggs, Marmel, Sachmo and finally Tucker comes to the ring. Coffee is clearly outnumbered.
Flamebeard says that before Coffee Warlord can get his match, he must prove that he is good enough by running the gauntlet. If he can win, then Erik Flamebeard says he will accept the challenge.

Coffee runs the gauntlet by beating Swaggs, Marmel and Sachmo. But he is clearly exhausted.

Revrew and Swaggs face off in a Texas Death Match to settle their feud. Revrew wins.

Coffee Warlord is backstage, talking to an unidentified person on a cell phone. Could it be the same person he was talking to last month? We hear him tell them to be ready, his match with Tucker is up next.

Coffee beats Tucker for the ZFL Lightweight Title in a Ladder Match with help from a returning Digamma.

August 2004

Flamebeard books Swaggs vs. Digamma. He says if Swaggs loses he will be suspended. He told Swaggs if he wanted to stay in Flamebeard’s Followers, he had better show he belongs. Flamebeard wasn’t happy with Swaggs losing to Revrew in the match ending the feud last month and then shaking hands. That won’t cut it in the group.

Swaggs narrowly defeats Digamma fending off a suspension.

Coffee Warlord comes to the ring. He grabs a microphone and thanks Digamma for his help last month. Digamma tells him he is welcome. He says that he would like a shot at the title. The challenge is accepted.

Revrew and Sachmo fight for the vacated Hardcore Title. Sachmo wins with help from Marmel.

Coffee and Digamma fight to a no contest when Tucker interferes and blasts both with repeated chair shots.

September 2004

We get a camera shot of the backstage area. Coffee Warlord is his locker room preparing for tonight’s event. In comes Flamebeard's Followers.
“Take it easy Coffee.” Flamebeard says as Coffee starts to get up to defend himself.
“What do you want?”
“I wanted to tell you how impressed I’ve been with you lately. I also wanted to offer you a once in a lifetime offer. You can join us and not take a beating every month.”
“You just want me in the group because I have the ZFLW Lightweight Title and even when I don’t I am a threat. No thanks.” Coffee says as he stands up.
“I implore you to reconsider.”
“Hmm, let me see. No!”
“Have it your way.” Flamebeard's Followers then attack and leave Coffee Warlord down on the floor. “Oh, and tell Digamma to watch his back, he is next.”

Revrew defended the Hardcore Title twice. He beat Sachmo by submission and then Illinifan to keep the title.

Digamma won by DQ over Swaggs to earn a Lightweight Title shot at next month’s event.


Tucker wins the Lightweight Title by beating Coffee Warlord with the help of Marmel.

October 2004

I sign Erin Bray. She is a manager and will also be acting co-commissioner to even out Flamebeard’s power hungry ways.

Illinifan defeats Revrew to claim the Hardcore Title.

Erin Bray comes to the ring. “I’d like to say hi to everyone. Since Gold has been out, Flamebeard has been running the show. Well all that is about to change. Gold has given me his co-commissionership duties until he returns. Flamebeard now things should be a little more even around here. For my 1st action I am making a triple threat match with the winner getting a shot at the ZFLW Lightweight Title at next month’s event. We will see Coffee Warlord, The Afoci, and Sachmo compete in a triangle match.”

Sachmo wins a triple threat match with help from Tucker. Sachmo gets a shot at the Lightweight Title at next month’s event currently held by Tucker. That is interesting as both Tucker and Sachmo are part of Flamebeard’s Followers. Could we have a little dissension in the future?

Digamma wins by DQ over Tucker for the Lightweight Title when Swaggs interferes. Tucker keeps the title.

November 2004

Erin Bray announces that she is now the manager of Coffee Warlord. They pledge to put an end to Flamebeard’s Followers.

Coffee and NevStar defeat Tucker and Sachmo when Tucker accidentally hits Sachmo. They argue after the match.

Marmel and Swaggs defeat Digamma and The Afoci with help from Tucker and Flamebeard. Coffee and Bray come down and chase Flamebeard’s Followers out of the ring.

Sachmo is backstage doing an interview about his upcoming title shot. The rest of Flamebeard’s Followers come out. “Where were you during that last match?” Flamebeard asks.
“ I was getting ready for this interview.”
“You allegiance is to us. You should be backing us up.”
“I have a title shot tonight.”
Tucker steps in. “Have you forgotten who has the title? We are all in this together. You’re not really going to go through with this?”
“Tucker, I earned this shot. I realize that we are all working for the same goal. But I deserve to have this opportunity.”
“You keep this up and you are asking for trouble.” With that Flamebeard and his Followers leave Sachmo alone.

Illinifan wins a triple threat Hardcore match to retain the title.

Marmel wins a 4 corners match to get a Lightweight Title shot at next month’s event.

Sachmo lays down for Tucker who pins him without throwing a punch. Tucker keeps his Lightweight Title.

Looks like it was all a set up. Sachmo grabs a mic. “We sure fooled everyone. Coffee Warlord take that. Marmel won the 4 corners match to get a title shot next month. But he is going to do the same thing. The title will stay around Tucker’s waist and there is nothing you can do about it. Flamebeard’s Followers will rule forever.” Sachmo and Tucker embrace. Suddenly the music of Erin Bray hits.
“Tucker and Sachmo, you cheated the fans. There is nothing I can do about tonight’s match. However, Marmel earned a title shot next month. But in the interest of fairness I am making next month’s title defense a 4 corners match. The combatants are Coffee Warlord, Marmel, Tucker and Afoci. There will be no laying down this time.” Bray leaves and Sachmo and Tucker are going nuts in the ring as the show goes off the air.


December 2004

I graduate the training camp roster. They wrestle in the dark match to get their feet wet.

Revrew beat Sachmo with the help of NevStar to earn a Hardcore Title shot. Unfortunately he can not beat Illinifan who retains the Hardcore title.

Tucker retains the Lightweight Title in a 4 corners match with help from the interference from Swaggs.

January 2005

WWE have released Orlando Jordan. I sign him.

Swaggs is seen entering Erin Bray’s locker room. What is that about?

Coffee Warlord assembles a team to fight Flamebeard’s Followers. Coffee, NevStar, Digamma and JeeberD defeat Tucker, Swaggs, Marmel and Sachmo when Swaggs turns on Marmel allowing JeeberD to pin Marmel.

Illinifan retains the Hardcore title in a triple threat match over Revrew and Sachmo.

Coffee defeats Tucker for the Lightweight Title in an Iron Man Match with help from the Afoci.

February 2005

Tag Team belts are added to ZFL wrestling.

We start out our live broadcast with Revrew coming to the ring.
“Illinifan, I want another shot at the Hardcore Title.”
Illinifan comes out to the ring.
“You want another shot. I have beaten you 4 times already. You don’t deserve a shot”
“You may have beaten me 4 times, but not once have you done it fairly.”
“Hey, you do what you have to do to win. I will give you another shot. But only if you win a 4 person elimination qualifying match tonight.”
Revrew agrees and the match is on right now with the winner getting a Hardcore Title shot.

Revrew wins the 4 person elimination match with help from Swaggs.

Flamebeard’s Followers announce a new member of the group as Illinifan comes down to join.

Orlando Jordan wins a Battle Royal to earn a Lightweight Title shot at next month’s event.

Illinifan beats Revrew again to retain the Hardcore title with help from Flamebeard.

Coffee beats Digamma to retain the Lightweight title.

Tucker and Marmel win a 4 team elimination match to become the 1st ever ZFL Tag Team Champs.

As we go off the air we get a shot of the backstage area. A crowd is forming around Coffee Warlord, who has been knocked unconscious and left down and out. Paramedics come over to help, although nobody seems to know who was responsible for the attack.

March 2005

I sign another new wrestler. Holden Foley has some potential.

We start out our live broadcast with an interview.

We head to the backstage area where Color Commentator, C.J. Wolf is set to interview Coffee Warlord and Erin Bray.

C.J. Wolf: “Coffee, do you have any idea who attacked you last month?”

Coffee: “No, whomever it was hit me from behind. But I will find out who the coward is. But I have a title defense to worry about. This Orlando Jordan burst on the scene last month and made an impact. I have to go prepare and not take him lightly.”

Before Coffee and Bray can leave they are interrupted by newcomer, Holden Foley.

Foley: “Orlando Jordan, Please. You should be worried about me. I will take that title from around your waist as soon as you have the guts to face me.”

Coffee looks at Foley and frowns. “And who the hell are you?”

Foley explodes. “Who am I? I am your destruction! That’s all you need to know!” Foley says as he pushes past Coffee on the way to his locker room. Coffee stands there for a minute looking perplexed.

Could Foley be behind the attack on Coffee Warlord last month?

Marmel and Tucker successfully defend the Tag Titles by beating Orlando Jordan and Swaggs with help from Flamebeard and Illinifan. Revrew comes down to help but is soon laid out due to numbers.

Revrew stays in the ring, and he calls out Illinifan.

Revrew: “Illinifan, Why don’t you come down to the ring right now and face me for that title around your waist? I’m sick of these sneak attacks. Face me one on one in a fair fight.”

There is no response, so Revrew walks off backstage to find him.

We cut to Flamebeard’s locker room where Illinifan and Erik Flamebeard are watching a monitor.

Illinifan: “He just doesn’t quit. I have beaten him 5 times and he thinks he deserves another shot. No way. I’m through with him.”

Bertogarce and JeeberD win a 4 team elimination match to earn a tag team title shot at next month’s evert.

Bray books a match between Revrew/Digamma vs. Illinifan and a partner of his choosing. If Revrew and Digamma win then Revrew gets his Hardcore Title shot.

Illinifan and Holden Foley defeat Digamma and Revrew when Digamma accidentally hits Revrew.

Coffee Warlord and Orlando Jordan fight to a no contest when Holden Foley destroys both wrestlers with chair shots.

Flamebeard books a triangle match for the next event. The winner gets a Lightweight Title shot. Digamma, Orlando Jordan and Holden Foley will fight.

April 2005

Marmel and Tucker retain the Tag Team belts over JeeberD and Bertogarce when they are DQ’d due to interference form Kodos and Katon.

Orlando Jordan wins the triple threat match to earn a Lightweight Title shot.

Erik Flamebeard is backstage. “Tonight Illinifan will defend his Hardcore Title. His opponent is Revrew.”

Illinifan looks at Flamebeard incredulously. Flamebeard smiles at Illinifan.

Flamebeard: “But Revrew can only have his rematch on 2 conditions. One, Revrew must win as this will be his last Hardcore Title shot against Illinifan. Their feud will end tonight. Two, if Revrew loses the match he is suspended.”

Revrew agrees and Illinifan smiles and heads to the ring. What’s up with that?

Revrew wins the Hardcore Title by beating Illinifan in a clean contest with no interference.

As Illinifan heads to the back, we catch him saying it wasn’t supposed to happen like that. Where was Flamebeard? As he gets to the locker room we see why. Erik Flamebeard is laying on the locker room floor bloodied from a steel chair which lays beside him. Illinifan looks around but doesn’t see the attacker.

As Revrew is heading to his locker room he passes Erin Bray in the hallway. “You’re welcome.” That’s all she says as she walks away.

Orlando Jordan defeats Coffee Warlord to become the new Lightweight Champion thanks to Digamma interfering and turning on Coffee.

We head backstage where color commentator, C.J. Wolf is rushing back to get an interview with Digamma.

C.J. Wolf: “Digamma, why did you turn on Coffee?”

Digamma: “Why? Why? I’ll tell you why! I helped Coffee out of a bind when he called me. He won the Title because of me. What thanks do I get? Two title shots. How many title shots has Coffee had since the debut of the ZFLW? The only reason he gets all the shots is because his manager is also the co-GM.”

C.J. Wolf: ”It sounds like you’re jealous.”

Digamma: “Jealous! What do you know? You’re just a stupid commentator!” Digamma screams as he punches out C.J. and grabs the mic. “Coffee, I am better than you. Hell, I am better than anyone in that locker room. Watch your back.” Digamma says as he throws the mic on a helpless C.J.

As we go off the air Erin Bray hears Digamma. She goes to the ring and grabs a microphone.

Erin Bray: “I just spoke to Orlando Jordan. He’s not happy about the way he won the title. He didn’t ask for Digamma’s help and he wants to give the title up. I however have come up with an alternative. Next month’s event will feature a 4 corners match for the Lightweight Title. Coffee Warlord, Digamma, Orlando Jordan and Holden Foley will compete and there will be a winner. There will also be no interference. If anyone interferes they will be suspended.”

May 2005

A new promotion has started up, Triple X Wrestling.

PRESS RELEASE May 5, 2005

ZFL Wrestling - GM DolphinFan1 of ZFL Wrestling has issued this press release. “Coffee Warlord and Revrew apparently were unhappy with the creative direction we were taking as they signed a contract with the new promotion, XXX Wrestling. We are sorry to see them go but we will go on. We want to wish them the best of luck in their endeavors.”
PRESS RELEASE May 11, 2005

ZFL Wrestling - With Coffee Warlord leaving last week, Erin Bray decided she didn’t want to manage another wrestler. ROH signed her to a contract.

We kick off our live broadcast with Erik Flamebeard coming to the ring. A chorus of boos ring out.

Flamebeard: “Thank you very much for that warm welcome. But I have a lot of things to discuss.”

C.J. Wolf: “Warm welcome? Is he deaf? These people loath him.”

Larry Rivera: “No. They love this guy.”

Flamebeard: “Well, what a month it has been. Erin Bray and Coffee Warlord decide to quit because they can’t stand losing.”

C.J. Wolf: “That’s not true. They had creative differences.”

Rivera: “Shh. I’m trying to hear the boss.”

Flamebeard: “So now I am in total control and things are going to be different around here. Revrew also left after getting lucky against Illinifan and winning the Hardcore Title last month. I know he was scared that he couldn’t do it again and didn’t want to get beat. I can’t blame him there.”

C.J. Wolf: “This guy is out to lunch. Those guys left because Flamebeard basically is power hungry and didn’t let them show what they could do.”

Rivera: “If you don’t shut up and let me hear the great Flamebeard, I will have him send his Follower’s over here to do it.”

Flamebeard: “So, tonight there are some changes in store. Since Revrew is gone we have no Hardcore Champion. In honor of the greatest ZFLW Hardcore Champion of all time, (Illinifan), I’m ordering the Hardcore Title be suspended.” The boos ring out again. “In it’s place will be a new title, The Iron Man Title. Every qualifying and title match will be an Iron Man Match. This means to have a true champ, you must be a superior athlete and beat your opponent more than once and have the stamina to go 30 or more minutes. Tonight, right here we will start a single elimination 8 man tournament. The 4 matches of the 1st round will be decided tonight. Then at next month’s event the 4 survivors will compete in the semi-finals and then the final match will conclude and decide the 1st ever ZFLW Iron Man Champion.” The crowd now has a few cheers in response to a new belt.

Flamebeard: “That’s not all. Also tonight we have a 4 corners match for the ZFLW Lightweight Title. Orlando Jordan, the Champion, will defend against Holden Foley, Digamma and a mystery opponent. The departure of Coffee Warlord has left a spot open. I will name the final participant...” Flamebeard is interrupted by familiar music.

C.J. Wolf: “Hey, that’s the music of Coffee Warlord. Coffee has returned.” The crowd is going crazy.

Rivera: “No way. He can’t be here. He quit.”

Coming through the curtain we see it’s not Coffee. An unfamiliar figure comes to the ring and grabs a mic.

“I’d like that spot.”

Flamebeard: “Just who the hell do you think you are coming in here an interrupting me!”

“I am Smokin’ Warlord and I am here to avenge what Digamma did to my cousin, Coffee Warlord.” The crowd now picks up again as they sense that we may see something memorable.

Flamebeard: “You can’t just come in here and demand to be put in the main event. But I tell you what. I’ll give you a chance to prove you belong in the ZFLW. If you can win a match that I set up, then you can be in that title match.”

Smokin’ Warlord: “Deal. Oh, and for the record to all the fans out there. Coffee and Erin didn’t quit. They were shafted by this bastard. He sold their contracts to another promotion because they were a threat to his Followers. Well, I have an iron clad contract that you can’t sell. I’m not going to tell you who gave it to me, but you will find out soon.”

Flamebeard: “That’s enough. I said you could have your match. You must win to be in the main event. Let’s get a referee down here and start this match right now. Here is your opponent. Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the Internationally known French Superstar, Darkkiller.”

C.J. Wolf: “Oh my God. Flamebeard brought out the big guns. This guy is a monster. He cares about no one, respects no one and hates everyone.”

Rivera: “I’d say Smokin’ Warlord will be all wet by the end of this match. The French are far superior. It’s time for this match to start.”

Smokin’ Warlord wins over Darkiller by DQ when Digamma interferes.

JeeberD, Kodos, Sachmo and Illinifan move on in the Iron Man Tournament.

Digamma, Holden Foley, Orlando Jordan and Smokin’ Warlord battle in a 4 corners match for the Lightweight Title. Holden Foley wins the Lightweight Title.

June 2005

The semifinals of the Iron Man Tournament had Kodos and JeeberD squaring off. JeeberD advances to the finals but gets attacked by Kodos/Katon after the match.

Sachmo moves on to the finals by beating Illinifan.

Darkiller is seen walking backstage. He gets told that Erik Flamebeard wants to see him in his office. Darkiller enters.

Flamebeard: “Darkiller, I was a little disappointed in you last month. I hired you to do a job and you failed. But after reviewing the tape I see that Digamma had something to do with that. So, tonight I’m giving you another chance. But you will have help as I am booking a handicap match. Smokin’ Warlord and Orlando Jordan will team up against you, Digamma and Holden Foley. I want Smokin’ Warlord hurt.”

Darkiller: “I won’t let you down boss.”

Flamebeard: “See that you don’t. Now get out of here. I have work to do.”

Sachmo wins over JeeberD to claim the Iron Man Title when Kodos attacks JeeberD to cost him the match.

JeeberD and Bertogarce stay in the ring as C.J. Wolf goes down the ring to interview them.

C.J. Wolf: “I understand you have something to say.”

JeeberD: “Yes we do. Katon and Kodos, we are sick of this. Why don’t you come down to the ring and meet us face to face? We are going to kick your ass.”

C.J. Wolf: “I heard a rumor going around that you two want to be called The Badasses. Why the name?”

Bertogarce: “We want a little respect around here. I’m not talking about the fans. We know they respect us. I’m talking about those locker room losers like Katon and Kodos. Maybe if we show them we can kick some ass they will stop interfering in our matches.”

The Badasses are interrupted by the music of Erik Flamebeard. He comes into the ring.

Flamebeard: “Now, let’s keep it cool here guys. I hear you. I am willing to give you a chance to get revenge. I am making a triple threat tag team match right now. It will be Dangerous Dave and Swaggs vs. The Badasses vs. Katon and Kodos. Also this will be a #1 Contenders match with the winners getting a Tag Team Title shot at next month’s event.”

C.J. Wolf: “I guess the match is on. Back to you Larry.”

The Badasses win and get a tag team title shot.

Digamma, Holden Foley and Darkiller defeat Smokin’ Warlord and Orlando Jordan in a handicap match.


That is a recap of the first two years of ZFL wrestling. Now we continue to July 2005. ZFL wrestling was struggling to keep it’s roster happy. ROH offered a deal to buy out the ZFL. We had no choice but to accept. They shut us down.

Next: The roster

[DolphinFan1]

Press Release January 2006

The ROH and the ZFL want to announce the merger of the two companies. They are now known as FOFC Wrestling. The ROH has kept all their heavyweight wrestlers. The ZFL have all of the lightweight wrestlers. They hope that the merger will help them become a force to combat the WWE. Our product will be a little different from normal wrestling promotions. We will be offering more lightweights as we want to develop a high flying, entertaining sport. The heavyweights will still be challenging for belts, but the prestigious belt will be the FOFC Lightweight Title.

Here is the roster listing. F = Face, H = Heel, T = Tweener

Main Event Lightweights:

F- Coffee Warlord
F - Smokin’ Warlord
F - Revrew
H - Darkiller
H - Digamma
H - Illinifan

Upper Midcard Lightweights:

F - Bertogarce
F - JeeberD
F - NevStar
F - The Afoci
T - Sachmo
T - Swaggs
H - Katon
H - Kodos
H - Marmel
H - Tucker

Midcard Lightweights:

F - Chief Rum
F - Noop
F - Quiksand
T - BishopMVP
H - Primelord
H - Shorty
H - Tekneek

Non- wrestlers/ Managers:

Gold and Erik Flamebeard

Upper Midcard Heavyweights:

F - Doug Williams
F - Homicide
F - Mike Modest
F - Raven
H - CW Anderson
H - Danny Maff
H - Donovan Morgan
H - Samoa Joe


Midcard Heavyweights:

F - Monsta Mack
H - Buff E
H - John Walters
H - Mase
H - Slugger
H - Tony Devito

Lower Midcard Heavyweights:

H - HC Loc
H - Hotstuff Hernandez

Openers Heavyweights:

F - Jimmy Jacobs

Jobbers Heavyweights:

H - Slyk Wagner Brown

Current tag teams:

The Badasses: JeeberD and Bertogarce.
Time and Money: Tucker and Marmel.
Double K: Katon and Kodos.
Christopher St Connection: Buff E and Mase.

Next: Later tonight I will have a preview of our 1st event.

[JeeberD]

Woohoo! Go Badasses!!!!

[Coffee Warlord]

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord has returned!!

I'll be taking my belt back shortly, ladies and gentlemen.

[DolphinFan1]

PREVIEW of FOFC: A New Beginning

Our 1st event kicks off with two triple threat Hardcore matches with the winners facing each other later in the night for the FOFC Hardcore Title.

Chief Rum, BishopMVP and Primelord are in one match.
Noop, Shorty and Tekneek are in the other match.

We also have two triple threat Lightweight Matches with the winners facing each other in the main event for the FOFC Lightweight Title.

Coffee Warlord, Darkiller and Digamma are in one match.
Smokin' Warlord, Revrew and Illinifan are in the other.

We will have a 4 team elimination match for the FOFC Tag Team Titles.

The Badasses vs. Time and Money vs. Christopher St. Connection vs. Homicide and Monsta Mack.

Also there will be a Battle Royal for the FOFC Heavyweight Title.

CW Anderson, Shorty, Slugger, Jimmy Jacobs, Raven, The Afoci, Sachmo, Slyk Wagner Brown, Danny Maff and NevStar.


Our 1st FOFC event kicks off tomorrow evening. Don't miss it.

[The Afoci]

I am back baby!

[Noop]

Damn bro can i have the gangsta gimmick and i would like to fight bucc, andy m and scooper.


:)

noop

[DolphinFan1]

*********************FOFC A NEW BEGINNING **********************
**************************Monday, January 2, 2006***************************

We start our show with a dark match with the winners getting to enter the 4 team elimination match for the FOFC Tag Team Titles later tonight.

The Badasses vs Double K vs Quicksand and Swaggs.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout.

The Match: Quicksand walks into a high dropkick from Bertogarce, almost losing several teeth in the process. Bertogarce uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Tag to Kodos. Kodos hits a dropkick on Quicksand and gets right back up. Covers for a quick two count. Quicksand reverses a hip toss. Tag between Quicksand and Swaggs. Swaggs \ Quicksand hook up Kodos, then hit a double suplex. Tag between Kodos and Katon. Spinning back kick from Katon. Flying reverse elbow by Katon. Tag between Swaggs and JeeberD. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Jeeber backdrops Katon out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of JeeberD. JeeberD has Katon down on the canvas. Satellite Crossface!!! Katon taps out! The Badasses advance to the Tag Team Title match.

Our live show starts out with a big pyro display and then the GM of FOFC comes out.

DolphinFan: I’d like to welcome you all here to our 1st live event for the new FOFC wrestling. We plan to put on a fast paced, high flying product for all of you. I want to kick off the show by introducing our co-commissioners for the FOFC. They each will have equal power to make matches and I hope they can work together to make it entertaining for all you fans. So, without further ado, the co-commissioners, Gold and Erik Flamebeard.

Gold and Flamebeard come to the ring.

Gold: Thank you all for coming. Tonight we have all four FOFC titles on the line. The Hardcore Title will be awarded after two triple threat matches with the winners facing off in a match to crown our 1st ever Hardcore Champ.
Flamebeard: We also will be having a 4 team elimination match for the FOFC Tag Team Titlea.
Gold: We also have the Heavyweights from the old ROH competing with some lightweights from the old ZFL for the Heavyweight Title in a 10 man Battle Royal.
Flamebeard: Finally, we have two triple threat Lightweight matches with the winners facing each other in our main event for the Lightweight Title.
Gold: Hey, isn’t your guy Darkiller in that triple threat match?
Flamebeard: Yeah, so what?
Gold: There better not be any funny business going on there. I’ll be watching.
Flamebeard: OH, I’m scared.

Gold and Flamebeard exit arguing about it.

We head over to our announce team, Dallas Page and Bobby Heenan.

Page: Wow, what a way to kick off our 1st event.Heenan: Yes Page. Flamebeard certainly can book a show.
Page: Flamebeard? Gold is co-commissioner so I’m sure he had something to do with it.
Heenan: Yeah, I forgot. Flamebeard made the matches and Gold signed the match contracts.
Page: What are you...
Heenan: It’s time for our 1st match. It’s the 1st triple threat match to determine a finalist for the Hardcore Title match later tonight.

Chief Rum, BishopMVP and Primelord come out.

Page: Bobby, who do you like in this match?
Heenan: I think Primelord has a really good chance with his style of wrestling.
Page: Well I think...
Heenan: Of course, Bishop also has all the tools to be a Hardcore Champ.
Page: Can’t you make up you mind?
Heenan: Hey, they’re ready to start the match.

Chief Rum vs BishopMVP vs Primelord.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout.

The Match: Chief Rum connects with a back heel kick on Primelord and gets back up quickly. Chief takes a thrown chair to the face! BishopMVP misses a clothesline. Primelord crushes Bishop with a running senton. Primelord crushes Chief with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Power drive elbow by BishopMVP. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pin, but Primelord is out just before the three count. Primelord flips out of a BishopMVP bodyslam attempt. Primelord hits a face jam on BishopMVP onto a chair! Tor-NADO DDT from Chief Rum, Primelord got planted! Chief Rum has Primelord down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Frog Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3!

Winner: Chief Rum. He advances to the Hardcore Title match later tonight.

Heenan: I told you Chief Rum was going to win.
Page: Sure you did. Our 1st night together and already I’m ready to Diamond Cut you.
Heenan: Why? I just tell the truth.
Page: I won’t even dignify that with a response. Anyway, it’s time for the second of the triple threat hardcore matches.

Noop vs Shorty vs Tekneek.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout.

The Match: Noop snapmares Tekneek and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Forearm to the face from Noop on Shorty. Noop walks into a drop toe hold. Tekneek hits a face jam on Noop onto a chair! Flying cross body off the top rope! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Shorty walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Shorty blocks a kick from Noop. Tekneek \ Shorty whip Noop into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Flying knee to the face from Tekneek. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Shorty sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner. VERY Sabu-like. Tekneek elbows Shorty in the face to break a hammerlock. Face crusher from Tekneek on Noop sets up for an elbowdrop. Noop slams Tekneek, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Tekneek doing? Noop picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Tekneek up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Tekneek is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Tekneek had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Noop must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot!

Winner: Tekneek. He advances to the Hardcore Title match later tonight against Chief Rum.

Page: I suppose you thought Tekneek was going to win that match.
Heenan: Well actually...
Page: Never mind. It’s time for the first of two triple threat matches to determine the finalists for the Lightweight title match later tonight.

Coffee Warlord vs Darkiller vs Digamma.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. Darkiller and Coffee are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Coffee Warlord ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Digamma gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Darkiller comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. BAAACK Body drop by Coffee gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Vicious back suplex! Darkiller got nailed big time! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Digamma by Coffee. Remember when that was a legit finish? Digamma blocks a kick from Coffee Warlord. Darkiller scoops up Coffee. Digamma bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Spear! Coffee is down! Digamma goes for the cover but Darkiller breaks it up. Back suplex on Darkiller. Darkiller counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Coffee Warlord by Darkiller. Remember when that was a legit finish? The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Coffee Warlord knocks Darkiller to the outside, then signals for the That's Incredible. He reaches out of the ring for Darkiller...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Darkiller sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it.

Winner: Darkiller. He advances to the Lightweight Title match later tonight.

Page: That was a good match, it’s too bad Darkiller couldn’t win it cleanly.
Heenan: What are you talking about? I didn’t see anything.
Page: You wouldn’t. It’s time for the second Lightweight match.

Smokin' Warlord vs Revrew vs Illinifan.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout.

The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Smokin' goes down. Revrew walks into a high dropkick from Illinifan, almost losing several teeth in the process. Illinifan goes for a splash but Smokin' puts the knees up. Implant DDT by Smokin' Warlord! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Smokin' is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Flying elbow from Illinifan connects. Revrew blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Smokin' \ Revrew whip Illinifan into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Back heel kick off the second rope, Illinifan goes down. STIFF~! chop lights up Smokin' who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Smokin' blocks a punch. Smokin' hits a dropkick on Illinifan and gets right back up. Smokin' Warlord has Illinifan down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Swanton Bomb! 1....2....3.

Winner: Smokin’ Warlord. He advances to face Darkiller in the Lightweight Title match later tonight.

Page: Wow, what action. That was the best match so far.
Heenan: I didn’t think so. I think Illinifan got hosed.
Page: I think you need to have your eyes checked. Up now is the FOFC Hardcore Title match.

Chief Rum vs Tekneek.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title.

The Match: Flying cookie sheet shot by Tekneek, blasting Chief in the face with it. Back heel kick from Tekneek on Chief. There's a two count on the pin. Chief flips out of a Tekneek bodyslam attempt. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Tekneek goes down. Tekneek takes a flying neckbreaker from Chief Rum. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kitchen sink shot (literally) and Tekneek gets floored. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Tekneek takes a flying neckbreaker from Chief Rum. Tekneek reverses a Chief Rum hammerlock. Tekneek tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Chief Rum. Covers for a quick two count. Tekneek with an enziguri! HBK isn't moving...uh oh. Oh, sorry, I had a flashback to the last time I got fooled. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Chief walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Tekneek throws a ladder onto Chief Rum. Chief Rum pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Hard back suplex on Tekneek. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. DDT from the top rope by Chief Rum. That looked KILLER. Tekneek gets knocked to the ground by Chief, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Frog Splash! 1....2....3. Shorty comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Shorty puts Chief in the corner. Shorty sets up, and hits a Super Frankensteiner! Chief Rum has been left down on the canvas. Shorty shouts at Chief Rum down on the canvas. “I’m taking that title. As soon as you have the guts to face me.

Winner: Chief Rum. He is the FOFC Hardcore Champion.

Page: We have crowned our 1st champion here tonight.
Heenan: What a great Champion. He is laying on the canvas.
Page: Oh boy. Anyway, up next is the 4 team elimination match for the FOFC Tag Team Championship.

The Badasses vs Time and Money vs Homicide and Monsta Mack vs Christopher St Connection.

Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. The Badasses and Time and Money are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. This match is for the FOFC Tag Team titles.

The Match: THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Jeeber crushes Marmel with a huge legdrop. Tag to Mase. Marmel gets splashed in the corner. Uninspired brawling from Mase. Tag between Mase and Buff E. A weak headbutt on Marmel by Buff E causes nothing but pain for both. Marmel gets splashed in the corner. Marmel pushes out of a Buff E hold. Marmel hits a dropkick on Buff E and gets right back up. Tag between Marmel and Tucker. Buff E walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Cover gets three for Tucker, Buff E got pinned. Homicide with a spinning neckbreaker on Tucker. Spear! Tucker is down! Pin, but Tucker is out just before the three count. Tag to Monsta Mack. Homicide \ Mack whip Tucker into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Full nelson slam on Tucker. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Tucker avoids a Monsta Mack avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Tucker tags out to Bertogarce. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Tiger suplex on Mack. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Tag between Bertogarce and JeeberD. Bertogarce scoops up Mack. Jeeber bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. JeeberD pins Mack. Second rope flying axe handle, Marmel goes down. One day, Jeeber might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Super kick by JeeberD. Marmel once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Spin kick by Marmel to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Jeeber is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Marmel tags out to Tucker. Jeeber takes a NICE hurrancarana from Tucker. Tucker walks into a drop toe hold. Tag between JeeberD and Bertogarce. Springboard dropkick from Bertogarce. Nicely done. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Second rope flying axe handle, Tucker goes down. One day, Bertogarce might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tucker counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Bertogarce goes down. Marmel has Bertogarce down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. 460 Degree Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over.

Winners: Time and Money are the FOFC Tag Team Champions.

Heenan: Hey, we have our 1st legitimate champions in FOFC.
Page: Let’s just move along. It’s time fro the 10 man Battle Royal for the Heavyweight Title. Here are the combatants.

10 Man Battle Royal: CW Anderson, Shorty, Slugger, Jimmy Jacobs, Raven, The Afoci, Sachmo, Slyk Wagner Brown, Danny Maff and NevStar.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title.

The Match: CW slams Shorty. CW slams Shorty down and motions to the crowd. STIFF high kick on Slugger by Shorty. Shorty threw Slugger all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 1) Jacobs is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Flying shoulder tackle by Maff sends Jacobs CRASHING to the mat. Raven walks into a high dropkick from The Afoci, almost losing several teeth in the process. Afoci went for the elimination, but Raven held on to the ropes at the last possible second! Spinning bulldog in the corner and Sachmo is down! Afoci tried to eliminate Sachmo, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Sachmo hits a rolling kick on Raven. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Sachmo threw Raven over the top rope, but Raven skinned the cat to save himself! Flying elbow from The Afoci connects. CW Anderson got eliminated by Afoci. (Elimination # 2) Shorty just WAFFLES Slyk with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Shorty threw Slyk Wagner Brown over the top rope, but Slyk Wagner Brown skinned the cat to save himself! Afoci crushes Sachmo with a huge legdrop. Afoci went for the elimination, but Sachmo held on to the ropes at the last possible second! Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Danny Maff ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Jimmy Jacobs got eliminated by Maff. (Elimination # 3) STIFF high kick on Raven by Sachmo. Implant DDT by Sachmo! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Standing leg lariat by NevStar on Maff. Danny Maff got bundled out by NevStar. (Elimination # 4) Slyk Wagner Brown hits a stalling suplex on Raven. Slyk tried to eliminate Raven, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Slyk walks into a high dropkick from Sachmo, almost losing several teeth in the process. Slyk Wagner Brown got bundled out by Sachmo. (Elimination # 5) Sachmo is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Raven tried to eliminate Sachmo, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and NevStar goes down. Afoci threw NevStar over the top rope, but NevStar skinned the cat to save himself! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Sachmo went for the elimination, but Raven held on to the ropes at the last possible second! STIFF~! chop lights up NevStar who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! NevStar got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by Raven. (Elimination # 6) BAAACK Body drop by Sachmo gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Raven went for the elimination, but Sachmo held on to the ropes at the last possible second! Raven slams The Afoci. The Afoci got bundled out by Raven. (Elimination # 7) Shorty is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Shorty got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by Raven. (Elimination # 8) Flying cross body off the top rope! Tiger suplex on Raven. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Sachmo misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Sachmo got eliminated by Raven.

Winner: Raven is the 1st ever FOFC Heavyweight Champion.

Page: Our main event is for the FOFC Lightweight Title. Darkiller and Smokin’ Warlord both survived brutal triangle matches earlier in the night to make it here.
Heenan: I agree, but Smokin’ had the easier time. He was in there with nobody.

Before Page can respond, the music of Time and Money play. They come out to sit with Page and Heenan.

Marmel: You guys don’t mind if we sit with you do you? We wanted a close up view of the main event.
Heenan: This is great. The FOFC Tag Team Champs. What an honor.
Tucker: No, it’s an honor to be sitting with a living legend like yourself Bobby.
Page: Oh please.
Heenan: Don’t mind him. I wanted to ask you guys. How did you come up with the name Time and Money.
Marmel: It’s pretty simple actually. Our motto is: When you get hit with the Double Money Shot...
Tucker: Your time is up.
Page is laughing: Did you think of that all by yourself?
Heenan: It’s brilliant.
Marmel: Thanks Bobby.
Page: I hate to break up the mutual admiration society, but it’s time for the Lightweight Title match.

Darkiller vs Smokin' Warlord.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title.

The Match: Smokin' Warlord hits a rolling kick on Darkiller. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Smokin' crushes Darkiller with a running senton. Covers for a quick two count. Darkiller once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Smokin' takes a headbutt from Darkiller. Darkiller slams Smokin' Warlord down and motions to the crowd. There's a two count on the pin. High Angle DDT by Darkiller just SPIKES Smokin' Warlord down! Pin, but Smokin' is out just before the three count. Big dropkick by Darkiller, who got a ton of air on the move. Smokin' Warlord is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from Smokin' Warlord. Nicely done. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Flying elbow from Smokin' Warlord connects. Smokin' Warlord strikes Darkiller. Darkiller counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Flying shoulder tackle by Darkiller sends Smokin' CRASHING to the mat. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Darkiller just KILLS Smokin' Warlord! Digamma comes running down the aisle with a chair! Darkiller and Smokin' Warlord continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Digamma slides in and blasts Smokin' Warlord with a chair to the head! Digamma climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Smokin' Warlord is in trouble. Old School Expulsion!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Darkiller \ Digamma are beating down on Smokin' Warlord! The music of Coffee Warlord hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Darkiller and Digamma don't hesitate though, and attack him as soon as he enters the ring! Coffee Warlord gets beaten down as well, and soon joins Smokin' Warlord down and out on the canvas. Darkiller \ Digamma have destroyed them both!

Winner: Darkiller is the FOFC Lightweight Champ.

Page: Well that’s it for tonight. Hope to see you next month. Bobby, maybe you’ll be sick or something.

FOFC Hardcore Champion: Chief Rum.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven.
FOFC Lightweight Champion: Darkiller.

We had an overall rating of 59% for the show.
Attendance: 2435.
Best match of the night: Triple Threat match: Smokin’ Warlord, Revrew and Illinifan. Rating: 71%.
Worst match of the night: Triple Threat match: Noop, Shorty and Tekneek. Rating : 48%.

[DolphinFan1]

Do you guys like this format or would you like me to highlight things with bold and colors. I can do either it just takes me a little longer. Any feedback is welcome.

What did you think of the 1st show?

[Swaggs]

More Swaggs.... :)

[digamma]

Good shaw. Just bolding things like match participants and winners would be good, if it is not too much trouble.

[Tekneek]

Good show. Noop got what was coming to him.

[Noop]

Originally posted by Tekneek
Good show. Noop got what was coming to him.

Sure you had to cheat to win I'd beat you one on one in a cage match. Or last man standing your pick...punk

:)

noop

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Noop
Sure you had to cheat to win I'd beat you one on one in a cage match. Or last man standing your pick...punk

:)

noop

That gives me an idea. Hmm.....

[Coffee Warlord]

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord notes he is once again screwed by the treachery of others.

They will all pay. Oh yes, they will all pay.

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord notes he is once again screwed by the treachery of others.

They will all pay. Oh yes, they will all pay.

At least now you have backup in the person of your cousin, Smokin' Warlord.

[Coffee Warlord]

The ENTIRE FOFC Wrestling should be behind me! I am their true champion! :)

[bertogarce]

Time and Money, you got lucky this time. The Badasses won't let that happen again! Your TIME is running out, I'd bet MONEY on that!

[JeeberD]

Yeah, what he said!!! The Badasses will rule supreme!

Hey DolphinFan, is JeeberD strictly a tag-teamer now, or will he still be doing some solo wrasslin' too?

[Marmel]

Less Swaggs, More Time and Money would make this a better dynasty report. ;)

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by JeeberD
Yeah, what he said!!! The Badasses will rule supreme!

Hey DolphinFan, is JeeberD strictly a tag-teamer now, or will he still be doing some solo wrasslin' too?

For now he is just in tag team wrestling. I only have 6 main eventers for now. With no weekly television shows I have to try to get as many wrestlers in as I can. Sometimes a few get left out (Swaggs for the next two months). Can't be helped. Once we get a television show I will diversify everything a little more.

Oh, Preview of February Event coming up.

[DolphinFan1]

PREVIEW OF FOFC FEBRUARY MAYHEM
Saturday, February 11, 2006


The Badasses take on Double K in a #1 contenders match for the tag team titles.

Chief Rum defends his Hardcore Title against Sachmo.

Raven faces a returning Donovan Morgan for the Heavyweight title.

Coffee and Smokin' Warlord look for revenge against Darkiller and Digamma in a tag team bout.

Plus, a surprise guest referee and...well I can't say anymore or I'll give it away. Tune in Friday for all the action.


Just a side note: All our events are large ones except every 3rd month I have scheduled a PPV. So that means that March's event is a PPV.

One more thing: If someone wants to design a logo for FOFC Wrestling it would be apreciated. (Hint: special treatment in the league?? Maybe) Also instructions on how to put it in this dynasty. I am not very computer savvy or I would do it myself.

[atatange1]

Like the format. Although some color should help. Waiting for my first appearance :D .

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by DolphinFan1
For now he is just in tag team wrestling. I only have 6 main eventers for now. With no weekly television shows I have to try to get as many wrestlers in as I can. Sometimes a few get left out (Swaggs for the next two months). Can't be helped. Once we get a television show I will diversify everything a little more.

Oh, Preview of February Event coming up.

No problem, I understand... :)

[Swaggs]

We need to can Jeeber and the other losers and get more Swaggs.

[JeeberD]

Bah on Swaggs!!!

[Swaggs]

Oh...hey Jeebs. Didn't see you there.

[JeeberD]

Bastard... :D

[DolphinFan1]

*********FOFC FEBRUARY MAYHEM********
*****************Saturday, February 11, 2006************

Note: Swaggs will not be here tonight as many wrestlers were complaining that he was causing problems in the back. I suspended him for one month to send a message.

We start out with a dark match. It is a triple threat hardcore match with the winner moving on for a hardcore title shot later in the show.

Noop vs Tekneek vs Sachmo.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout.

The Match: Sachmo hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Tekneek hits an irish whip into a shopping cart! Noop blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Badly executed second rope splash by Noop. Badly executed second rope splash by Noop. Covers for a quick two count. Slingshot clothesline by Tekneek, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pin, but Noop is out just before the three count. Noop pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Noop hits a face jam on Tekneek onto a chair! Noop walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Noop grabs Sachmo from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Sachmo rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Noop over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it! Sachmo moves on to face Chief Rum for the Hardcore Title later.

We kick off our live event by going to our announcers, Dallas Page and Bobby Heenan.

Page: Welcome everyone to FOFC February Mayhem. I’m Dallas Page along with my color commentator Bobby Heenan. Bobby I really had hoped you were sick and stayed home.
Heenan: Are you kidding! And miss out on making your life miserable.
Page: We have a great show lined up for you tonight. The matches already signed are The Badasses and Double K for the #1 contender for the Tag Team Titles held by Time and Money.
Heenan: And I’ll bet Time and Money will be watching that match and scouting both teams. Time and Money, I really like that name.
Page: You like anything with the word money in it. Also on the card tonight will be a Hardcore title defense for Chief Rum against Sachmo. Sachmo won a triple threat hardcore match in the dark match to qualify for this shot.
Heenan: Yes, and it could be a short title reign for Chief Rum. Sachmo looked sharp in his match earlier.
Page: How can you look sharp while cheating? Also we have a Heavyweight Title match with Raven defending the title against Donovan Morgan who just returned from a tour of Japan.
Heenan: Another good match in which we could see a title switch.
Page: Well it’s time for our 1st match. It’s the #1 contenders’ match for the Tag Team Titles.

The Badasses vs Double K.


Match Background: None.

The Match: Katon walks into a high dropkick from JeeberD, almost losing several teeth in the process. JeeberD hits a rolling kick on Katon. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between JeeberD and Bertogarce. The Badasses whip Katon into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Hard back suplex on Katon. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Katon ducks a wild right hand. Super kick by Katon. Covers for a quick two count. Katon tags out to Kodos. SUPER frankensteiner on Bertogarce, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Implant DDT by Kodos! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Bertogarce reverses a waistlock. Spin kick by Bertogarce to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tag to JeeberD. Kodos walks into a high dropkick from JeeberD, almost losing several teeth in the process. Tag to Katon. Flying elbow from JeeberD connects. Katon is all alone...Bad Ass Bomb!! 1....2....3! Time and Money come running down the aisle and into the ring! Bertogarce turns...and gets floored by a clothesline. Jeeber walks into a vicious boot to the face. Time and Money set him up, and nail the Double Money Shot! Bertogarce is grabbed...and he gets hit with the Double Money Shot as well! Time and Money have done a number on them! Time and Money scream at them. “There’s no way you are taking these titles.” With that they spit on The Badasses and leave the ring.

My Opinion: I really shouldn't drink when I'm reviewing matches. Especially with Scotsman, I can't drink nearly as much, so I try too hard. It was either ** or ****, but I guess I'll have to compromise and say ***.

Winners: The Badasses get a FOFC Tag Team Title shot at next month’s PPV.

We cut to a shot of the backstage area. Revrew is walking backstage when he gets jumped by Illinifan, Primelord, and BishopMVP. They beat him down, and leave him semi-conscious on the floor.


Illinifan: “Why don’t you find 2 partners and meet us in the ring later. If you can make it there.” He kicks him one last time as they leave.

Page: Wow. What was that about?
Heenan: I don’t know. But if Revrew can’t find himself some friends, he could be in for a rough time in the FOFC.
Page: For once I agree with you and that’s scary.
Heenan: It’s time for our next match. It’s for the FOFC Hardcore Title. Chief Rum will be defending against Sachmo who won a triple threat hardcore match in the dark match to get here.

Chief Rum vs Sachmo.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Chief Rum has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 02 January 2006.

The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Sachmo goes down. Chief Rum misses a clothesline. Sachmo strikes Chief. Chief reverses an irish whip...and Sachmo runs into the referee! Chief walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Chief Rum powers out of a Sachmo headlock. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Spinning bulldog in the corner and Sachmo is down! There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Sachmo. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Sachmo counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Springboard kick drives a table into Chief. Pin, but Chief is out just before the three count. Chief Rum powers out of a Sachmo headlock. Chief Rum has Sachmo down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Frog Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Shorty comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Shorty puts Chief in the corner. Shorty sets up, and hits a Super Frankensteiner! Chief Rum has been left down on the canvas.

Shorty: I will keep beating you until you give me a title shot. And when you do, I will beat you for the title.

Winner: Chief Rum successfully defends his Hardcore Title. Is a match with Shorty on the horizon?

Heenan: Shorty looks like he really has it out for Chief Rum. Chief would be wise to not give Shorty that title shot. He will lose it fast.
Page: Don’t be so sure. Besides, The Chief is a fighting champion. Hey, no time to break. The next match is ready to start.

Illinifan, Primelord and BishopMVP come to the ring and grab a mic.

Illinifan: Revrew, come on out. Bring anyone you can find with you.


Revrew comes though the curtain alone and a smile crosses the face of Illinifan. But suddenly the music of NevStar and then The Afoci hits and Illinifan’s smile quickly fades. Revrew, The Afoci and NevStar hit the ring and the bell rings to start the match.

Revrew, The Afoci, and NevStar vs Illinifan, Primelord, and BishopMVP.

Match Background: Illinifan and Revrew have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Revrew scoops and slams Illinifan. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Flying shoulder tackle by Revrew sends Illinifan CRASHING to the mat. Tag to NevStar. Flying elbow from NevStar connects. SUPER frankensteiner on Illinifan, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar tags out to The Afoci. NevStar \ Afoci whip Illinifan into the corner. NevStar whips The Afoci in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Implant DDT by The Afoci! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Illinifan counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Spin kick by Illinifan to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tag between Illinifan and Primelord. Spin kick by Primelord to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tiger suplex on Afoci. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Spin kick by Primelord to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tag between Primelord and BishopMVP. BishopMVP connects with a back heel kick on Afoci and gets back up quickly. Hard back suplex on Afoci. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Afoci reverses a waistlock. Tag to Revrew. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on BishopMVP by Revrew. Remember when that was a legit finish? Tag to Illinifan. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Revrew goes down. Illinifan crushes Revrew with a huge legdrop. Revrew slugs Illinifan, sending him down into the corner. While Revrew fires up the crowd, Illinifan is removing the turnbuckle pad! Revrew comes over...but Illinifan goes low! Illinifan gets up, then goes for the irish whip into the corner, but Revrew reverses! Illinifan goes head first into them, knocking him silly! Schoolboy from Revrew: 1....2....3! The referee never noticed the exposed turnbuckle. Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out the exposed steel turnbuckle to the assigned official. The referee reverses the decision! He is disqualifying Revrew for using it to gain an advantage! Revrew is livid. He can’t believe he is disqualified for something Illinifan did.

Winners: Illinifan, Primelord and BishopMVP.

Following the match, the co-commissioner comes out to the ring.

Gold: I’m out here for one reason. That is to announce the participants in the main event. Tonight in this very ring, we will have a tag team match. Darkiller and Digamma will be facing the team of Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord. After what Darkiller and Digamma did at last month’s event, Coffee and Smokin’ asked for this match. I think it’s only fair.


Just then the music of Erik Flamebeard starts. The crowd boos. He comes to the ring and grab a mic.

Flamebeard: Now just a minute. We are co-commissioners. We are supposed to work together and make matches for the show.
Gold: No problem. I made a match. Now you make one.
Flamebeard: That’s not what I meant. We should have discussed this main event backstage.
Gold: I think it will be a great match for the fans.
Flamebeard: I don’t like...Wait a minute. That’s right, it is a good main event. You heard it folks. The main event will be Darkiller and Digamma vs. Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord. I hope you enjoy it.

Flamebeard exits the ring leaving Gold with a perplexed look on his face. Back to Page and Heenan.

Page: What a main event.
Heenan: I have to agree. But why did Flamebeard change his mind about accepting the match?
Page: I don’t know. But right now we have a match for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Donovan Morgan just finished a tour of Japan and he is challenging Raven for the Heavyweight Title.

Raven vs Donovan Morgan.


Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Raven has been FOFC Heavyweight champion since 02 January 2006.

The Match: Spear by Raven. Death valley driver by Raven! No one executes that move properly anymore. Powerbomb on Donovan. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Running knee lift from Raven. Hooks the leg for a two count. Donovan Morgan once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Donovan. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Raven takes a quick lariat. Raven comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Donovan walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Donovan Morgan gets whipped into the corner by Raven, who charges in with a clothesline. Donovan grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Donovan Morgan starts to leave the ring, having taken the cheap way out. Doug Williams comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! Doug misses Donovan with a chair shot! Donovan Morgan grabs the chair, and knocks Doug Williams to the canvas with it! Doug gets a taste of his own medicine!

Winner: Raven wins by DQ and is still the FOFC Heavyweight Champion.

Page: I guess Doug Williams doesn’t like Donovan Morgan very much.
Heenan: Those guys had many battles over in Japan. I guess it’s not over yet.
Page: It’s time for our main event

The music of Erik Flamebeard hits again and he comes to the ring.

Page: Now what?
Flamebeard: I’d like to announce that for the main event there will be a little change. I can’t change what Gold did since he has as much power as I do. But I can add to the match. So, for this match there will be a special guest referee. Introducing your special guest referee....Erik Flamebeard.
Heenan: What a move! That’s great!
Page: I don’t believe it. Flamebeard just checkmated Gold.

Coffee Warlord and Smokin' Warlord vs Darkiller and Digamma.


Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Erik Flamebeard will be the referee for this match. Digamma and Smokin' have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Darkiller and Coffee have been feuding recently. Coffee has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Darkiller is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 02 January 2006.

The Match: Digamma takes a flying neckbreaker from Smokin' Warlord. Flying cross body off the top rope! Hooks the leg for a two count. Smokin' tags out to Coffee Warlord. Coffee \ Smokin' whip Digamma into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Bodyslam by Coffee. There's a two count on the pin. Coffee Warlord hits some punches. How generic. Digamma counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Digamma brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Coffee in the ring! Tag between Digamma and Darkiller. Darkiller with a spinning neckbreaker on Coffee. Spinebuster by Darkiller. Coffee Warlord fights out of a grapple. Coffee tags out to Smokin' Warlord. Smokin' crushes Darkiller with a running senton. Back heel kick off the second rope, Darkiller goes down. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Smokin' Warlord kicks the leg, knocks Darkiller down, and goes to work on it. Darkiller ducks a wild right hand. Spinebuster by Darkiller. Darkiller small packages Smokin' Warlord out of nowhere. 1.2.3! Fast count! Erik Flamebeard screwed Smokin' Warlord! Time and Money come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in behind Coffee \ Smokin'...and drop them with stereo chair shots!

Winners: Darkiller and Digamma thanks to a fast count from Flamebeard.

Flamebeard grabs a mic. He is standing there with Digamma, Darkiller and Time and Money. He looks down at the prone bodies of Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord.

Flamebeard: I’d like to introduce you all to the new and improved Flamebeard’s Followers.
Darkiller: Hey Coffee. Bring you sorry carcass to next month’s PPV. I’ll kick your ass.

With that Flamebeard’s Followers lay waste to Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord. They continue as we go off the air.

FOFC Hardcore Champion: Chief Rum.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven.
FOFC Lightweight Champion: Darkiller.

We had an overall rating of 68% for the show.
Attendance: 2699.
Best match of the night: The Badasses vs. Double K. 89% match rating. Overall: 72%.
Best overall rating of the night: Chief Rum vs. Sachmo for the Hardcore Title. Rating: 77%.

[Swaggs]

:(

[Marmel]

That is pretty funny. See, less Swaggs means better PPV. :D

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Marmel
That is pretty funny. See, less Swaggs means better PPV. :D

Unfortunately for Swaggs haters, he is only gone for another month. Then he returns in a surprise. You'll have to wait to see.

[Marmel]

Is he going to return with a sexual ambiguity gimmick? That would be so like Swaggs.

[Swaggs]

Of all the people! I sure wouldn't expect Marmel to kick me while I was down. Oh wait...yes I would.

[revrew]

Can't believe the good-natured, squeeky clean Revrew continues to get screwed by other wrestlers who don't have the guts to wrestle a clean fight. First it was Swaggs, now illinifan. Whenever we actually wrestle, who's da man? Revrew. Whenever somebody decks a ref or cheats, who gets the shaft? Revrew.

I think Revrew is going to get a job in the movies.

[Marmel]

I think revrew better put up the next batch of ZFL results. ;)

[DolphinFan1]

Sorry about the different colors on the event. I'm still working out a decent format. Anybody design a logo for FOFC Wrestling yet?

[revrew]

Originally posted by Marmel
I think revrew better put up the next batch of ZFL results. ;)

Going up as we speak...er, type.

[DolphinFan1]

PREVIEW OF MARCH PPV "MIND GAMES"

Donovan Morgan vs. Doug Williams

Hardcore Title Match:
Chief Rum (Champ) vs. Shorty (Challenger)

Grudge Match:
The Afoci/NevStar vs. Primelord/BishopMVP

Illinifan vs. Revrew

Tag Team Title Match:
Time and Money (Champs) vs. The Badasses (Challengers)

Digamma vs. Smokin' Warlord

Heavyweight Title Match:
Raven (Champ) vs. Samoa Joe (Challenger)

Lightweight Title Match:
Darkiller (Champ) vs. Coffee Warlord (Challenger)

Tune in for all the action on Monday evening.

[DolphinFan1]

**********MIND GAMES**********
*****Saturday, March 18, 2006*****

We start out Mind Games with a dark match.

Noop and Quicksand vs Double K.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Noop hits a soaring kick on Katon. Noop uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Covers for a quick two count. Noop tags out to Quicksand. Quicksand \ Noop whip Katon into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Second rope flying axe handle, Katon goes down. One day, Quicksand might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. There's a two count on the pin. Quicksand hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Katon blocks a punch. Springboard dropkick from Katon. Nicely done. Katon tags out to Kodos. Quicksand takes a flying neckbreaker from Kodos. Kodos crushes Quicksand with a running senton. Kodos charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tag to Noop. Back heel kick from Noop on Kodos but it misses by miles. Flying knee to the face from Noop. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Noop snapmares Kodos and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Kodos flips out of a Noop bodyslam attempt. Lightning kick by Kodos on Noop. Noop grabs Kodos for Quicksand, who swings...but Kodos ducks, and ends up nailing Noop instead! Kodos floors Noop...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Picture Perfect Elbow! 1....2....3. Quicksand and Noop remain in the ring. Noop does not look happy at losing. Quicksand goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Noop. Tensions seem to be rising between these two. Noop continues his losing streak.

Winners: Double K.

We kick off our 1st PPV by going to Dallas Page and Bobby Heenan.

Page: Welcome everyone to the FOFC’s 1st ever PPV, Mind Games. We have a great card lined up for you tonight. All 4 titles will be on the line. Chief Rum finally gives Shorty his Hardcore Title shot after Shorty has attacked him the past two events.
Heenan: Yes, and I think that Shorty is going to show why he should be Hardcore Champ.
Page: I’m sure you’ll change your mind before the match is over. We also will see The Badasses take on Time and Money for the FOFC Tag Team Titles.
Heenan: The Badasses aren’t in Time and Money’s league. They don’t stand a chance.
Page: Raven will be taking on Samoa Joe for the FOFC Heavyweight Title.
Heenan: Raven is a lucky champion who’s luck may just run out tonight.
Page: Our main event will be for the FOFC Lightweight Title. Darkiller defends against Coffee Warlord. And after what Flamebeard’s Followers did to Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord at last month’s event, revenge must be on the mind of Coffee.
Heenan: And that may be his downfall. He must keep his emotions in check if he is going to win. If he gives Darkiller an opening, he will be destroyed.
Page: We are ready to kick off the show. Our 1st match is a grudge match. Last month while Donovan Morgan was taking on Raven for the Heavyweight Title, Doug Williams came down to attack Morgan after the match. But it backfired and Williams tasted the chair. Now they square off in a one on one contest.

Donovan Morgan vs Doug Williams.

Match Background: Donovan knows Doug very well as they both work for NOAH in Japan.

The Match: Doug Williams connects with rights and lefts and Donovan Morgan is down! Doug Williams connects with rights and lefts and Donovan Morgan is down! Doug drives a thrust kick into the chest of Donovan. BAAACK Body drop by Donovan gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Doug drops an elbow...but Donovan Morgan moves out of the way. Doug gets caught with a short powerbomb from Donovan. Massive back suplex! Doug Williams got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. There's a two count on the pin. Donovan Morgan misses a clothesline. Doctor Bomb connects and Donovan landed hard. Covers for a quick two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Donovan! Pin, but Donovan is out just before the three count. Donovan counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Big forearm by Donovan Morgan makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Doug Williams fights out of a grapple. Stun Gun from Doug Williams! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Doug Williams moves in for the kill. Chaos Theory!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

Winner: Doug Williams.

Page: Up next is the Hardcore Title match. Let’s take a look back at how this came about.

Flashback to January 2, 2006 A New Beginning. Chief Rum is facing Tekneek for the Hardcore Title. After Chief wins the title Shorty attacks Chief in the ring. He shouts at Chief that he’s taking the title.

Flashback to February 11, 2006 FOFC February Mayhem. Chief Rum beats Sachmo in a Hardcore title match and Shorty again comes down to attack Chief. He again tells Chief that he is taking the title as soon as he has the guts to face him.

Chief Rum vs Shorty.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Chief Rum has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 02 January 2006.

The Match: Chief just WAFFLES Shorty with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Chief Rum dropkicks Shorty after leaping off an upturned shopping cart! Shorty walks into a high dropkick from Chief Rum, almost losing several teeth in the process. There's a two count on the pin. Chief hits a dropkick on Shorty and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Shorty counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Shorty connects with a back heel kick on Chief and gets back up quickly. There's a two count on the pin. Super kick by Shorty. Chief blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Back heel kick off the second rope, Shorty goes down. Chief Rum has Shorty down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Frog Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3!

Winner: Chief Rum wins and keeps the FOFC Hardcore Title.

Page: How about that match Heenan? Do you still think that Shorty is going to win.
Silence from Heenan.
Page: Nothing to say. Oh well. The action isn’t slowing down as we are ready for our next match. There is a little history here as well. At last month’s event Illinifan, Primelord and BishopMVP attacked Revrew backstage. Then later on there was a 6 man tag when Revrew recruited The Afoci and NevStar as his partners.


The Afoci and NevStar vs Primelord and BishopMVP.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Second rope flying axe handle, Afoci goes down. One day, Bishop might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Afoci counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! The Afoci hits a rolling kick on Bishop. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Tag between The Afoci and NevStar. NevStar hits a dropkick on BishopMVP and gets right back up. Second rope flying axe handle, Bishop goes down. One day, NevStar might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Bishop blocks a kick from NevStar. NevStar takes a flying neckbreaker from BishopMVP. Bishop tags out to Primelord. Spinning back kick from Primelord. Spin kick by Primelord to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. NevStar pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flying elbow from NevStar connects. NevStar tags out to The Afoci. Springboard dropkick from The Afoci. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Afoci hits a dropkick on Primelord and gets right back up. Primelord is in trouble. Styles Clash! 1....2....3. Afoci \ NevStar go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

Winners: The Afoci and NevStar.


Page: Are you back with us Bobby?
Heenan: What? Are you talking to me? Sorry I was busy with my agent on my cell phone.
Page: Heenan, you don’t have a cell phone.
Heenan: Yes I do. I just put it away.
Page: Whatever. What do you think of this next match up?
Heenan: I think either Revrew or Illinifan will win.
Page: You’re really going out on a limb here aren’t you.


Illinifan vs Revrew.

Match Background: Illinifan and Revrew have been feuding recently. Revrew has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Spinning back kick from Illinifan. Revrew once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Double arm suplex by Revrew connects as Illinifan hits hard. Revrew misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Illinifan is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Revrew is down! Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Revrew. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Revrew avoids a Illinifan avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Illinifan walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Pin, but Illinifan is out just before the three count. Illinifan powers out of a Revrew headlock. The two competitors end up fighting to the outside of the ring. The referee tells them to bring it back in, but neither of them are listening. The ref tries again, and again they keep brawling. The referee completes a ten count, ending the match in a double count out! I don't think the fight has finished. Illinifan and Revrew have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

My Opinion: Great match. Most people would give it ****3/4 or more, but I guess I'm a harsh grader. ****1\2 for you.

Winner: A draw.

Page is laughing: Heenan you are wrong again. No one won.
Heenan: You know when I was talking to my agent, I told him how I was working under adverse conditions. He told me to let him know if it got any worse.
Page: I’m scared.

Heenan: You should be. He always gets what he wants.
Page: I won’t even go there. Up next is a match for the FOFC Tag Team Titles. The Badasses won a #1 contenders match at last month’s event.


Time and Money vs The Badasses.

Match Background: The Badasses and Time and Money have been feuding recently. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. This match is for the FOFC Tag Team titles. Time and Money have been FOFC Tag Team champions since 02 January 2006.

The Match: JeeberD connects with a back heel kick on Tucker and gets back up quickly. Spin kick by JeeberD to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Covers for a quick two count. Jeeber tags out to Bertogarce. JeeberD scoops up Tucker. Bertogarce bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Flying elbow from Bertogarce connects. Bertogarce goes for a splash but Tucker puts the knees up. Tucker crushes Bertogarce with a running senton. Covers for a quick two count. Tucker tags out to Marmel. Flying reverse elbow by Marmel. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Marmel uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Bertogarce reverses a Marmel hammerlock. Flying elbow from Bertogarce connects. Bertogarce tags out to JeeberD. JeeberD strikes Marmel. Tag to Tucker. Jeeber uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Jeeber scores with a forearm, sending Tucker down into the corner. The referee pulls JeeberD away to get the break. Wait! Tucker has pulled something out of his tights. JeeberD walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! Time and Money look like they aren't done...and they attack The Badasses! After an exchange of blows, Jeeber and Bertogarce are laid out in the ring.

Winners: The Badasses by DQ. Time and Money keep the titles.


Heenan: I told you that the Badasses couldn’t win the titles.
Page: Everyone gets lucky once in a while. Our next match is a grudge match between Digamma and Smokin’ Warlord. Revenge has to be on Smokin’s mind after the beating he and Coffee Warlord took last month at the hands of Flamebeard’s Followers.


Digamma vs Smokin' Warlord.

Match Background: Digamma and Smokin' have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Smokin' takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Smokin' takes a chop from Digamma. Digamma arm drags Smokin' over and locks on an armbar. Smokin' Warlord takes a knee lift from Digamma. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Digamma goes for a splash but Smokin' puts the knees up. Smokin' uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Lightning kick by Smokin' on Digamma. Covers for a quick two count. Digamma avoids a Smokin' Warlord avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Back heel kick from Digamma on Smokin'. Hooks the leg for a two count. Digamma with an enziguri. Pin, but Smokin' is out just before the three count. Digamma gets taken down out of nowhere! Smokin' Warlord connects with a back heel kick on Digamma and gets back up quickly. Digamma kicks Smokin' Warlord in the gut to reverse the momentum. Digamma hits a dropkick on Smokin' Warlord. Actually, it barely touched! Digamma whips Smokin' into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Smokin' Warlord floors Digamma, then signals for the Swanton Bomb. Meanwhile, Digamma has something in his hands. Smokin' comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Digamma slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Smokin' to get some payback.


Winner: Digamma.

Page: I can’t wait until Digamma gets his.
Heenan: What a great match. Finally some justice.
Page: Up next we have a match for the FOFC Heavyweight Title. Raven is facing Samoa Joe. We really don’t know much about Samoa Joe. Just that he challenged Raven and Raven isn’t one to back down from a challenge. It should be a good match.

Samoa Joe vs Raven.


Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Raven has been FOFC Heavyweight champion since 02 January 2006.

The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up Joe who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Joe blocks a punch. Raven takes a headbutt from Samoa Joe. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Samoa Joe scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Raven blocks a punch. BIG clothesline on Joe. Massive backbreaker on Joe and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. There's a two count on the pin. Raven scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Samoa Joe elbows Raven in the face to break a hammerlock. Spear by Samoa Joe. Pin, but Raven is out just before the three count. Joe drops an elbow...but Raven moves out of the way. Barry Windham runs down the aisle and into the ring, carrying a chair! Page: Windham! I didn’t even know he was here. Raven turns...and gets floored with a chair to the head! The referee has no choice but to call for the bell! Disqualification! Barry Windham isn't finished with his attack yet! Raven stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from Barry Windham. Lariat!!! Raven has been put down on the canvas! Barry Windham shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Raven gets picked up...and hit with another Lariat! Raven is spread-eagled on the canvas. Windham again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...Lariat, the third one in a row! Barry Windham eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to Raven, who isn't moving.

Winner: Raven by DQ with the interference from Barry Windham.

Page: Bobby, did you know Barry Windham was here?
Heenan: No idea. But it looks like he has something against Raven.
Page: Are you sure you didn’t know he was here? You wouldn’t have been talking to him on your cell phone earlier would you?
Heenan: Would I lie to you?

Before Page can answer, the music of Gold hits and he comes to the ring.

Gold: I hope you are all enjoying our 1st ever PPV. These guys are really putting in 110% tonight. Well, up next is our main event. It is for the FOFC Lightweight Title. Entering 1st the Challenger, Coffee Warlord.

Coffee comes to the ring playing to the crowd. The crowd is eating it up.

Gold: And his opponent, the FOFC Lightweight Champion, Darkiller.

Darkiller comes to the ring to a chorus of boos. He gets in the ring and holds up the belt. The fans are all over him.

Gold: Oh and one more thing. There will be a special referee so that this match will be called squarely down the middle.

Darkiller and Coffee look at Gold waiting for the announcement of who will be refereeing this match.

Gold: Your special referee is...Me! And Flamebeard, before you come down here and argue with me, let me tell you I will be calling it right down the middle. Unlike how you refereed last month’s match. Ring the bell.


Coffee Warlord vs Darkiller.

Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Gold will be the referee for this match. Darkiller and Coffee have been feuding recently. Coffee has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Darkiller has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 02 January 2006.

The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up Coffee who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Coffee kicks Darkiller in the gut to reverse the momentum. Coffee slams Darkiller. Darkiller charges, Coffee moves, and the referee is knocked silly! DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Coffee Warlord just KILLS Darkiller! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Darkiller reverses a Coffee Warlord hammerlock. Darkiller slams Coffee Warlord down and motions to the crowd. Big piledriver on Coffee. Hooks the leg for a two count. Darkiller hits a great swinging DDT on Coffee Warlord. Darkiller then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Coffee Warlord reverses a hip toss. Spinebuster by Coffee Warlord. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Coffee drops an elbow...but Darkiller moves out of the way. Erik Flamebeard comes down to ringside! Coffee wastes valuable time by yelling at Flamebeard! Darkiller takes advantage of the distraction and nails Coffee from behind! Coffee Warlord can barely stand. Old School Expulsion!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Darkiller slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Coffee to get some payback.

Winner: Darkiller is still the FOFC Lightweight Champ.

Heenan: What do you think of that Page? Even with Coffee getting a biased official, he still couldn’t beat the mighty Darkiller.
Page: Well, Coffee was distracted by Flamebeard’s presence. But Flamebeard is Darkiller’s official manager so he had a right to be there. He never did lay a hand on Coffee or get into the ring. Coffee needs to focus more.
Heenan: I called another match right again.
Page: Well, I hope you all enjoyed our 1st ever PPV. We gotta go. Have a good one everyone.


FOFC Hardcore Champion: Chief Rum.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven.
FOFC Lightweight Champion: Darkiller.

We had an overall rating of 75% for the show.
We had 4057 people at the show.
We had a .36 buy rate for the PPV.
Match of the night: Illinifan vs. Revrew. 99% match rating and 90% overall with ****½ . Best match so far in FOFC.

[Noop]

Originally posted by DolphinFan1
**********MIND GAMES**********
*****Saturday, March 18, 2006*****

We start out Mind Games with a dark match.

Noop and Quicksand vs Double K.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Noop hits a soaring kick on Katon. Noop uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Covers for a quick two count. Noop tags out to Quicksand. Quicksand \ Noop whip Katon into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Second rope flying axe handle, Katon goes down. One day, Quicksand might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. There's a two count on the pin. Quicksand hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Katon blocks a punch. Springboard dropkick from Katon. Nicely done. Katon tags out to Kodos. Quicksand takes a flying neckbreaker from Kodos. Kodos crushes Quicksand with a running senton. Kodos charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tag to Noop. Back heel kick from Noop on Kodos but it misses by miles. Flying knee to the face from Noop. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Noop snapmares Kodos and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Kodos flips out of a Noop bodyslam attempt. Lightning kick by Kodos on Noop. Noop grabs Kodos for Quicksand, who swings...but Kodos ducks, and ends up nailing Noop instead! Kodos floors Noop...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Picture Perfect Elbow! 1....2....3. Quicksand and Noop remain in the ring. Noop does not look happy at losing. Quicksand goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Noop. Tensions seem to be rising between these two. Noop continues his losing streak.

Winners: Double K.
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Why do you keep screwing me over?

:)

noop

[Tekneek]

At least you made the show...

[DolphinFan1]

Noop and Tekneek,

Sorry guys. I believe I said this before, but just to clarify. As I get more of the FOFC guys in there, I won't get everyone in every show. But I will get everyone in at least every other month if possible. Remember, there are only so many segments to a show. Without a TV show, it's hard to get everyone in. Have no fear once we get a TV show, the non-main eventers, will be on the TV show more.

Noop,

Didn't I PM you with a spoiler about your character? Remember that your character has the unlucky gimmick. He is suppossed to lose a lot. Maybe eventually you will win a match.

[Noop]

Originally posted by DolphinFan1
Noop and Tekneek,

Sorry guys. I believe I said this before, but just to clarify. As I get more of the FOFC guys in there, I won't get everyone in every show. But I will get everyone in at least every other month if possible. Remember, there are only so many segments to a show. Without a TV show, it's hard to get everyone in. Have no fear once we get a TV show, the non-main eventers, will be on the TV show more.

Noop,

Didn't I PM you with a spoiler about your character? Remember that your character has the unlucky gimmick. He is suppossed to lose a lot. Maybe eventually you will win a match.


My friend I would like to let it be known I want a gimmick change (Gangsta, or Cool)

:)

noop

[Tekneek]

Originally posted by DolphinFan1

Sorry guys. I believe I said this before, but just to clarify. As I get more of the FOFC guys in there, I won't get everyone in every show.

I'm a heel. I can complain about the injustice of it all without it having to make sense.

[bertogarce]

It doesn't surprise me that Time and Money needed to bring brass knuckles into the ring. That's the only way they can even come close to competing with The Badasses. You kept the titles this time....it's not going to happen again.

[JeeberD]

I always knew that Tucker was dirty...

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by bertogarce
It doesn't surprise me that Time and Money needed to bring brass knuckles into the ring. That's the only way they can even come close to competing with The Badasses. You kept the titles this time....it's not going to happen again.

You haven't seen anything yet. Wait until you see how they get out of defending the Tag Titles at the next event.

But for now I have some good news......

[DolphinFan1]

***************PRESS RELEASE***************
***************April 1, 2006***************

FOFC has been granted a Television show on the local network. They have reportedly signed a 12 week deal on Tuesday nights in Prime Time. The show is called Tuesday Tough Love.


We finally have a weekly show. Now I can set up better monthly events with tournaments and such. The 1st week's show will be up later tonight.:)

[Swaggs]

Swaggs was made for television... Pure eye candy, baby...

[DolphinFan1]

TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE April 4, 2006

Revrew was injured before the show and has a torn bicep. He will be out for about 6 months.

We kick off our 1st live television show with the music of Gold. He comes to the ring and grabs a mic.

Gold: Welcome everyone to our 1st live television show, Tuesday Tough Love. We have a great show lined up for you tonight fresh off the heels of our PPV a couple of weeks ago. We have a Hardcore Title match with Chief Rum defending against Sachmo in a return match. These two fought a great match a couple of months ago and I’m sure they will put on another great one.

Gold is interrupted by the music of Erik Flamebeard who comes to the ring and grabs a mic.

Flamebeard: Now hold on there. I thought we were partners here. You should have invited me out here to discuss the show.
Gold: Why? You don’t give the fans what they want.
Flamebeard: What are you talking about? Just a couple months ago you wanted a tag team match between Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord vs. Digamma and Darkiller and I gave it to you.
Gold: Yes you did. You then inserted yourself as special guest referee and we know how that ended.
Flamebeard: Didn’t you just do the same thing in the PPV?
Gold: No, I called it right down the middle. Unfortunately, Coffee was distracted and got pinned. At least I’m fair.
Flamebeard: Ok, since we are booking the show, here’s a couple matches for you. We will be having a 4 team tournament to determine a #1 contender to Time and Money’s Tag Team Belts. The Badasses will face BishopMVP and Primelord. The winner of that match will face the winner of Double K vs. The Afoci and NevStar right here next week.
Gold: That’s not bad. But here is a main event for you. Digamma will go one on one with Coffee Warlord.

Flamebeard: Why do you get to book the main event?
Gold: Because I thought of it first. And you will not be changing that match tonight. No special referee, no stipulations at the last minute. Now it’s time for our 1st match.


Gold leaves the ring and Flamebeard follows shortly after looking none too pleased.

We head over to our announcing team of Dallas Page and Bobby Heenan.

Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love, I’m Dallas Page.
Heenan: And I’m Bobby Heenan.
Page: Well Heenan, it looks like Gold has one upped Flamebeard tonight.
Heenan: Don’t be so sure about that. That’s what you thought at last month’s PPV when Gold made himself the special referee.
Page: What a show we have lined up tonight. A tag team tournament to determine a #1 contender, a Hardcore Title match and I understand that you will be interviewing Barry Windham tonight to find out why he attacked Raven at the PPV.
Heenan: That’s right. Being the good journalist that I am, I will get to the bottom of this.
Page: It’s time for our 1st match. We have a newcomer here, Atatange facing off against Jimmy Jacobs. Bobby, what do you know about these guys?
Heenan: Not much. Atatange is a newcomer in his 1st match here in FOFC and Jacobs is also a wet behind the ears kid. Let’s see what they got.


Atatange vs Jimmy Jacobs.

Match Background: Atatange is making his debut at this show.

The Match: Atatange attacks with some poorly executed flying moves. This kid sure ain't Rey Jr. Badly executed second rope splash by Atatange convinces me that I can do better. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jacobs powers out of a headlock. Jimmy Jacobs hits a right hand on Atatange and follows it up with a couple more. Running clothesline from Jimmy Jacobs was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Covers for a quick two count. Jimmy Jacobs turns Atatange inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Jimmy Jacobs hits a right hand on Atatange. Jimmy Jacobs gets taken down out of nowhere! Back heel kick from Atatange on Jacobs, but it missed by miles. There's a two count on the pin. Atatange with an enziguri. That reminds me...R.I.P, Owen Hart. Pin, but Jacobs is out just before the three count. Atatange attacks with some poorly executed flying moves. This kid sure ain't Rey Jr. Atatange hits a quick kick on Jacobs, only for Jacobs to pop back up and eat another one. Jacobs counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Big kick from Jacobs staggers Atatange but that's about it. Jimmy Jacobs turns Atatange inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Atatange gets whipped into the corner by Jacobs, who charges in with a clothesline. Atatange grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Jimmy Jacobs offers a handshake to Atatange...and he accepts it! No! Atatange levels Jacobs with a cheap shot right hand! Atatange spins Jacobs around. Atatange hits the Super Kick! Jimmy Jacobs has been floored after the match. Atatange gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out.

Winner: Jimmy Jacobs by DQ.

Page: Atatange looks a little green. It will be awhile before he moves up the card.
Heenan: I don’t know. I like his style.
Page: You mean cheat to win. We are ready for our next match. We have a tag team match with a couple of young guys trying to move up the tag team roster.


Quicksand and Noop vs Shorty and Tekneek.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Noop hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Noop tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Shorty. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Quicksand. Quicksand scoops up Shorty. Noop bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. There's a two count on the pin. Standing leg lariat by Quicksand on Shorty. Shorty powers out of a headlock. Vicious kick to the teeth from Shorty. Tag to Tekneek. Quicksand takes a knee lift from Tekneek. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Tekneek uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Quicksand avoids a Tekneek avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Tag to Noop. Badly executed second rope splash by Noop. Noop blasts Tekneek with a superkick. Pin, but Tekneek is out just before the three count. A kick from Noop is delivered to the leg. Tekneek blocks a punch. Tekneek tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Noop. Tekneek moves in for the kill. Super Kick! 1....2....3. Quicksand and Noop remain in the ring, arguing. Noop looks really angry. Quicksand pushes Noop away and walks off, looking furious. These guys are definitely having problems. Noop’s losing streak continues.

Winners: Shorty and Tekneek

Page: It’s time to head over to Bobby Heenan who is going to the ring to interview Barry Windham.


Heenan is in the ring and waits while Barry Windham’s music hits and he comes to the ring. He shakes Heenan’s hand.

Heenan: I’d like to be the 1st to welcome you to FOFC.
Windham: Thanks Bobby. It’s good to be here.
Heenan: Let’s get right to it. Many people are wondering why you came and attacked Raven at last month’s PPV.
Windham: Well, Raven is a punk. He always has been. He shouldn’t be heavyweight Champion. He has always ducked me wherever he went. We have never faced each other in the ring. Probably because he knows I would kill him.
Heenan: So, I guess you were sending a message.
Windham: More than that. I want a match. I will take that....

The music of Gold hits interrupting the interview. Gold comes to the ring.

Gold: How convenient. You come out here and brag about how good you are and that you want a match with Raven. You know that Raven isn’t here tonight.
Windham: He isn’t? I didn’t know that.
Gold: Sure you didn’t. Well, thanks to your attack last month, Raven is still recuperating. But he will be here next week. So, you can show up and we will have a contract signing for a match at April Monthly Mayhem on the 22nd.
Windham: Good. And when he steps in the ring with me, if he still has the Heavyweight Title, I will take it from him.


With that Windham leaves the ring.

Page: Wow. Next week we will have a contract signing for Raven and Windham to wrestle at our next event. What a bombshell. Up now we have a heavyweight match. Here are two guys trying to move up the ladder to get into the Heavyweight Title picture.


Homicide vs CW Anderson.

Match Background: None.

The Match: CW is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. CW gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Flying shoulder tackle by Homicide sends CW CRASHING to the mat. CW Anderson charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. CW Anderson comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Homicide charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Spear by CW Anderson. Covers for a quick two count. Homicide fights out of a grapple. Nice piledriver on CW. Covers for a quick two count. Homicide scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin, but CW is out just before the three count. CW flips out of a Homicide bodyslam attempt. Homicide takes a headbutt from CW Anderson. CW goes for a splash but Homicide puts the knees up. CW Anderson charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. The bell rings, and this match has come to a time limit draw. The fight has started up again! Homicide attacks CW, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

Winner: Draw.

Page: That was a good match. Those guys need to hook up again.
Heenan: Hey! What about my interview? I found out why Windham attacked Raven last month.
Page: Yeah you did. We found out Windham is a whiner.
Heenan: No, Windham just wants a match with that chicken Raven.
Page: Raven has never backed down from a challenge. Windham probably never asked for a match. Up next is a return match for the FOFC Hardcore Title. Chief Rum is defending against Sachmo. These two squared off once before in a classic with Chief Rum gaining the victory.


Chief Rum vs Sachmo.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Chief Rum has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 02 January 2006.

The Match: Sachmo just WAFFLES Chief with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Sachmo hits a face jam on Chief Rum onto a chair! Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Chief goes down. There's a two count on the pin. Second rope flying axe handle, Chief goes down. One day, Sachmo might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Hooks the leg for a two count. Chief ducks a wild right hand. Chief Rum connects with a back heel kick on Sachmo and gets back up quickly. Covers for a quick two count. Sachmo takes a NICE hurrancarana from Chief Rum. Sachmo reverses a hip toss. Diamond Dust from Sachmo and Chief is out! Sachmo ducks a Chief clothesline and does a quick roll up. Sachmo has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Sachmo goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Winner: Sachmo is the new FOFC Hardcore Champion.

Heenan: Great match. Finally some justice in the Hardcore division.
Page: Sachmo took the easy way out. I’m sure these two will hook up again. Up now we start our 4 team tournament to determine a #1 contender to Time and Money’s Tag Team Titles. The Afoci and NevStar face off against Double K.


The Afoci and NevStar vs Double K.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Flying cross body off the top rope! Katon tags out to Kodos. Flying elbow from NevStar connects. NevStar tags out to The Afoci. Kodos takes a NICE hurrancarana from The Afoci. Tag to Katon. Super kick by The Afoci. Power drive elbow by The Afoci. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Katon is in trouble. Styles Clash!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Double K don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Afoci \ NevStar, and send them to the outside. They continue to beat on them until a host of referees come down and break it up. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. The Afoci and NevStar win the match but pay the price.

Winners: The Afoci and NevStar move on to face the winners of the next match at next week’s show.

Page: The Afoci and NevStar look live a viable threat to Time and Money’s tag team belts.
Heenan: After the beating they just took, they’ll be lucky to make it to next week’s show.
Page: Up next is the 2nd tag team match with the winners facing The Afoci and NevStar next week.


The Badasses vs BishopMVP and Primelord.


Match Background: None.

The Match: Bishop takes a flying neckbreaker from Bertogarce. Lightning kick by Bertogarce on Bishop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Bertogarce and JeeberD. The Badasses hook up Bishop, then hit a double suplex. Hard back suplex on Bishop. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Covers for a quick two count. Jeeber hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. BishopMVP comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tor-NADO DDT from BishopMVP, Jeeber got planted! Tag between BishopMVP and Primelord. Primelord hits a rolling kick on Jeeber. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying reverse elbow by Primelord. Jeeber powers out of a headlock. Tag between JeeberD and Bertogarce. Bertogarce crushes Primelord with a huge legdrop. Power drive elbow by Bertogarce. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! STIFF high kick on Primelord by Bertogarce. Primelord pushes out of a Bertogarce hold. Primelord crushes Bertogarce with a running senton. Time and Money come running down the aisle with chairs! Bertogarce whips Primelord into the ropes. Tucker jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Tucker, Primelord, and the chair! Primelord falls to the canvas. Bertogarce has Primelord down on the canvas. Here it comes...Rollover Double Underhook! Primelord taps! A second referee has run down...and is telling the first referee about the run in. The referee reverses the decision, he is disqualifying Bertogarce for outside interference! Primelord \ Bishop rush forward to attack! The Badasses get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas.

Winners: BishopMVP and Primelord by DQ.

Page: That’s bogus. Time and Money intentionally cost The Badasses the match.
Heenan: What are you talking about? Time and Money tried to help them. They hit Primelord.
Page: They just didn’t want to face The Badasses.


We head back to the ring where Illinifan has come down with a mic.

Illinifan: I understand that Revrew isn’t here tonight. Supposedly he got injured after our match last month. Sure, he was just afraid that I would give him a bigger beating than last time. So, since I have no opponent for tonight, I am laying out an open challenge to anyone in the back. If you have the guts to face me, come on down.


The music of Smokin’ Warlord hits and he hits the ring.

Page: Challenge accepted. We have a match.


Illinifan vs Smokin' Warlord.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Flying elbow from Smokin' Warlord connects. Illinifan takes a NICE hurrancarana from Smokin' Warlord. Covers for a quick two count. Smokin' Warlord misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Double arm suplex by Illinifan connects as Smokin' hits hard. Illinifan hits a dropkick on Smokin' Warlord and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Smokin' goes down. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Illinifan hits a dropkick on Smokin' Warlord and gets right back up. Smokin' pushes out of a Illinifan hold. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Illinifan is down! There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from Smokin' Warlord and Illinifan is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Second rope flying axe handle, Illinifan goes down. One day, Smokin' might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Smokin' hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Illinifan reverses a waistlock. Hard back suplex on Smokin'. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Tiger suplex on Smokin'. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Digamma comes running down the aisle with a chair! Illinifan and Smokin' Warlord continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Digamma slides in and blasts Smokin' Warlord with a chair to the head! Digamma climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Illinifan moves in for the kill. Last Rites!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Illinifan and Digamma are beating the hell out of Smokin' Warlord! Swaggs sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! Page: Swaggs has returned! He has been gone for two months. But why is he here? Swaggs looks at the prone body of Smokin’ Warlord and then to Illinifan and Digamma. Illinifan and Digamma offer Swaggs a handshake. Swaggs shakes both their hands and then he blasts both with the chair. He goes toe-to-toe with Illinifan, exchanging punches, while Smokin' Warlord comes back, sending Digamma out of the ring with a clothesline. Swaggs \ Smokin' have cleared the ring, driving off Illinifan and Digamma! Smokin’ Warlord looks and realizes who saved him. Swaggs offers his hand to Smokin’ Warlord. Smokin’ hesitates, but then decides to shake his hand. A big pop from the crowd as Swaggs and Smokin’ leave together.

Winner: Illinifan with help from Digamma. Swaggs comes to help Smokin’ to turn face.

Heenan: Illinifan isn’t going to be happy when he realizes he’s been duped.
Page: Swaggs has been gone for two months. I guess he was doing some soul searching.
Heenan: He’d better watch out because I don’t think Illinifan is too fond of his change of heart.
Page: Up next is our main event.


Coffee Warlord vs Digamma.

Match Background: Coffee has been feuding with Darkiller recently, who is a stable mate of Digamma in Flamebeard's Followers.

The Match: Digamma gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. STIFF~! chop lights up Digamma who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Bodyslam by Coffee. BAAACK Body drop by Digamma gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Digamma counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Digamma hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Digamma hits a stalling suplex on Coffee. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee ducks a wild right hand. Spinebuster by Coffee Warlord. Covers for a quick two count. Spear! Digamma is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Coffee Warlord gets taken down out of nowhere! A kick from Digamma is delivered to the leg. Digamma goes for a splash but Coffee puts the knees up. Running knee lift from Coffee Warlord. Digamma can barely stand. Here it comes - That's Incredible. Darkiller slides into the ring out of nowhere! Coffee takes a stiff punch to the face and falls to the canvas. The referee calls for the DQ as Darkiller continues to attack Coffee. Digamma and Darkiller are beating the hell out of Coffee Warlord! Smokin' Warlord sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He goes toe-to-toe with Digamma, exchanging punches! He goes down quickly though when Darkiller clips the knee from behind! Digamma \ Darkiller put the boots to Smokin' Warlord, and leave him down on the canvas next to Coffee Warlord. What a demolition! Flamebeard’s followers have struck again.

Winner: Coffee Warlord by DQ.

FOFC Hardcore Champion: Sachmo, new champ.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven.
FOFC Lightweight Champion: Darkiller.

We had an overall rating of 66% for the show.
We had a .48 TV rating for the show.
We had 444 people attend.
Best match of the night: Hardcore Title match: Sachmo vs. Chief Rum.



April 5, 2006

I get word the next day that the Local Network was very pleased with our show and our rating. I ask for a contract extension. They offer a nine month extension. So, we now have a television show for at least the rest of the year.

[JeeberD]

Tucker just gets more and more dirty every week. Bastard... :mad:

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by JeeberD
Tucker just gets more and more dirty every week. Bastard... :mad:

Just think, just like in real wrestling, good eventually wins out. So, someday you will get your revenge. But it may take awhile. ;)

[atatange1]

Awesome! I make my debut and get DQ'ed! It looks like I'm no Rey jr. but will hit you with cheap shot first chance I get. Also I was wondering if I could get some info on my character like size, style... I get the feeling I'm a high flyer or trying to be atleast.

[DolphinFan1]

BTW, I haven't had any feedback on anyone designing a logo. Anyone have any ideas on how to make one.

[DolphinFan1]

Is anyone still reading this?:D

[Swaggs]

I'm just bitter for being shut out.

[Noop]

I'm reading

:)

noop

[Tekneek]

I'm reading, too. I sold my poor moves so my victory would push my opponents down even more. If they lost to somebody who looked great, they could still get over from it. ;)

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Swaggs
I'm just bitter for being shut out.


You're not shut out. Read the last show, Tuesday Tough Love. You made your return and helped Smokin' Warlord and turned face. :)

[DolphinFan1]

Next show is coming up later tonight.

[Swaggs]

Doh... sorry. :)

[bertogarce]

Damn you Time and Money! I'm getting tired of your antics. Brass Knuckles. Intentional DQs. What's next??? I'll tell you what's next: The Badasses getting revenge!

OOC: I'm definitely reading. Great dynasty!

[JeeberD]

Hell yeah I'm reading! :)

I just don't have any graphic design skillz, so I can't help ya with the logo...

[DolphinFan1]

Thanks guys. I'll have my 13 year old Step-Daughter design something. She's something of an artist.

Bertogarce, it looks to be frustrating for a while with Time and Money. I can't tell you any more without giving it away. But it is funny. You'll see.

I'm working on the next show for Tuesday Tough Love right now. Should be up shortly. And you'll have your surprise with Time and Money (Marmel) after the show.

[JeeberD]

Marmel's turning gay?

And tucker likes it?!?!?!?!?

That's the T&M story-line that I would like to see...

[DolphinFan1]

April 5, 2006

I get word the next day that the Local Network was very pleased with our show and our rating. I ask for a contract extension. They offer a nine month extension. So, we now have a television show for at least the rest of the year.


**********TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE**********
**********April 11, 2006**********

We start out the show going right to Dallas Page and Bobby Heenan.

Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love, I’m Dallas Page.
Heenan: And I’m Bobby Heenan.
Page: Bobby, what a show we had last week. We had the Hardcore Title change hands when Sachmo beat Chief Rum. We also had the 1st round of tag tournament to determine a #1 contender for the tag titles.
Heenan: Hey, what about my interview with Barry Windham?
Page: I knew you would bring it up, so I figured I didn’t have to. Anyway, we have a great show lined up for you tonight. We have a return match for the Hardcore Title. Chief Rum will try to regain gold tonight.
Heenan: We will also have the contract signing between Raven and Barry Windham.
Page: Then later we will see Raven defend his Heavyweight Title in a rematch from Mind Games when Samoa Joe tries to win the title.
Heenan: We also have the finals of the tag team tournament when The Afoci and NevStar take on Primelord and BishopMVP. The winners move on to face the Champs at April Monthly Mayhem on the 22nd.
Page: Our double main event tonight are two tag team matches. The Badasses will go against two members of Flamebeard’s Followers, Darkiller and Digamma. Then Time and Money take on Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord in a non-title match. Why didn’t Time and Money put the titles on the line?
Heenan: Because Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord don’t deserve a shot. Who have they beaten?
Page: Time and Money are just scared to lose the titles. Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord deserve a shot as much as anyone else. It’s time for our 1st match. Newcomer Atatange takes on Quicksand in a one on one contest. Atatange made his FOFC debut last week against Jimmy Jacobs and lost by DQ when he pulled the referee in the way of a Jimmy Jacobs’ clothesline.


Atatange vs Quicksand.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Atatange takes a NICE hurrancarana from Quicksand. Tiger suplex on Atatange. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Power drive elbow by Quicksand. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pin, but Atatange is out just before the three count. Quicksand uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Hooks the leg for a two count. Quicksand misses a clothesline. Dropkick from Atatange results in the front row looking for Quicksand's teeth! Flying elbow off the top rope by Atatange, but there was NO elevation off the leap. Quicksand counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Quicksand crushes Atatange with a running senton. Atatange is in trouble. Cut-Throat Suplex! 1....2....3.

Winner: Quicksand.

Page: We now go to Bobby Heenan who is going to the ring to interview Swaggs.


Heenan is in the ring and Swaggs comes out to a pop from the crowd.

Heenan: Swaggs, you were gone for two months and last week you make your return by turning on Illinifan. What is the reason for it?
Swaggs: Heenan, I was suspended for a month by co-commissioner Gold for causing problems backstage. I guess I offended some people with my attitude. Well, while I was sitting at home I had some time to think about my attitude. Then before last week’s show, I saw what Illinifan did to Revrew. I mean I watched it. I also did nothing to stop it. I don’t think anyone knew that Illinifan was behind Revrew being injured. Well, he was. But I was guilty of not stepping in and stopping it. So, after Digamma came out and was helping Illinifan beat on Smokin’ Warlord, I couldn’t stand by and watch another beating. I wanted to show Revrew I was sorry for not helping him. That’s why....


Out from the crowd comes Illinifan, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Swaggs turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Illinifan moves in for the kill. Last Rites!!! That shook the ring. Illinifan raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Swaggs, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Swaggs, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Illinifan grabs a mic.


Illinifan: You wanted to stick your nose in my business. You wanted to help your new friend Revrew. Well, now you can help each other while you are in the same hospital.

Illinifan hits Swaggs again over the head with the chair. Paramedics come running out to help Swaggs as Illinifan exits via the crowd.

Page: What a vicious attack by Illinifan. Bobby, are you all right?
Heenan: I almost got hit. That guy is a nut. He should be locked up. I like his aggressiveness though.
Page: Maybe he should have hit you. Our next match is a tag team match featuring some of the Heavyweights. Homicide and Doug Williams face off against CW Anderson and Donovan Morgan. Homicide and CW Anderson fought to a time limit draw last week and kept fighting into the crowd. Williams and Morgan fought at the March event and Williams got the victory. This should be a good contest.


Homicide and Doug Williams vs CW Anderson and Donovan Morgan.


Match Background: Doug knows Donovan from their battles for NOAH in Japan.

The Match: Doug gets caught with a short powerbomb from Donovan. Tiger bomb by Donovan Morgan, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to CW Anderson. CW \ Donovan whip Doug into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Flying shoulder tackle by CW sends Doug CRASHING to the mat. Hooks the leg for a two count. CW scoops and slams Doug Williams. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Doug Williams comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Death valley driver by Doug Williams! No one executes that move properly anymore. Tag between Doug Williams and Homicide. BIG clothesline on CW. Nice piledriver on CW. CW Anderson reverses a hip toss. CW tags out to Donovan Morgan. Donovan hits a piledriver on Homicide. That used to end matches, you know. Front legsweep slam aka The Stroke by Donovan Morgan. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Big forearm by Donovan Morgan makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Homicide elbows Donovan Morgan in the face to break a hammerlock. Homicide hits a piledriver on Donovan Morgan. That used to end matches, you know. Homicide moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Cop Killa. 1....2...3, it's finished. Donovan \ CW don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Homicide \ Doug, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.

Winners: Homicide and Doug Williams.


Gold comes out to the ring.

Gold: It’s time for the contract signing. Raven and Barry Windham will face off at April Monthly Mayhem for the Heavyweight Title currently held by Raven. Right now I would like to introduce the challenger for that match, Barry Windham.

Windham comes to the ring to a chorus of boos. He just struts to the ring and smiles at them as he points to himself and says he is taking the title.

Gold: Next I’d like you to welcome the FOFC Heavyweight Champion, Raven.

Raven comes out to a large pop from the crowd. After they get in the ring, Gold gives Windham the contract and pen to sign. After he signs it he gives it to Raven. Immediately after Raven signs the contract, Windham tries to attack Raven. Raven was ready for it however, and he blocks the punch. Raven kicks Windham in the ribs and gives him the Raven Effect DDT!!! Raven shows a prone Windham the Title Belt and screams, “You’re not getting this title.” Then he kicks him one last time as he exits the ring.

Heenan: What a cheap shot by Raven.
Page: I don’t see anything wrong with it. Windham tried to attack him first. Raven was just ready for it. Up next is the return match for the FOFC Hardcore Title between Sachmo and Chief Rum. Last week, Sachmo pulled off the upset win over Chief Rum to take the Hardcore Title. Chief Rum has exercised his return clause for his rematch. Let’s hope it is as good a match as last week.


Sachmo vs Chief Rum.


Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Sachmo has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 04 April 2006.

The Match: Sachmo connects with a back heel kick on Chief and gets back up quickly. Chief Rum once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Chief just WAFFLES Sachmo with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Sachmo reverses an irish whip...and Chief Rum runs into the referee! Sachmo walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Sachmo once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Sachmo. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Chief Rum once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Sachmo gets splashed through a table by Chief Rum. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Sachmo counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Chief Rum slugs Sachmo, sending him down into the corner. While Chief fires up the crowd, Sachmo is removing the turnbuckle pad! Chief Rum comes over...but Sachmo grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Chief Rum face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Sachmo rolls up the stunned Chief Rum: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? The fight has started up again! Sachmo attacks Chief, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

Winner: Sachmo successfully defends his Hardcore Title.

Heenan: What a great match. Sachmo proved he once again is better than the Chief.
Page: It was a good match. It seems the Chief is on a bit of a losing streak. I get word that something is going on in the back. Let’s go to our cameras backstage.


We see Chief Rum walking backstage and Noop stops him.


Noop: Chief, I wondered if you could help me. I haven’t been able to win a match since I came to FOFC. What is your secret?
Chief Rum: Secret? Haven’t you been watching? I’ve lost the last two weeks.
Noop: Yes, but you were the Hardcore Champ. So, you won some matches. I haven’t been able to win even one match.
Chief: Just be a little more aggressive. Don’t be so timid out there.


They are interrupted by Sachmo who is walking by.

Sachmo: Hey look. It’s two losers. Noop, you want to try and be more aggressive. Bring your loser ass to the ring next week. I’ll put the Hardcore Title on the line.

Sachmo says as he laughs and walks away.

Page: Looks like we have a Hardcore Title match right here next week.
Heenan: Yeah, but I don’t think Sachmo has to worry about losing that title. Noop hasn’t been able to beat anyone.
Page: He definitely is the underdog. But don’t count him out. Remember the 1-2-3 kid and Razor Ramon. Anything can happen. Up next is the #1 contenders match for the Tag Team Titles. The Afoci and NevStar beat Double K last week to advance. Primelord and BishopMVP won over The Badasses when Time and Money interfered and hit Primelord. The referee thought Time and Money were helping The Badasses and awarded the victory to Primelord and BishopMVP.


The Afoci and NevStar vs BishopMVP and Primelord.

Match Background: This match is for the #1 contenders for the Tag Team Titles.

The Match: Hard back suplex on NevStar. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. NevStar takes a NICE hurrancarana from BishopMVP. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between BishopMVP and Primelord. Primelord \ Bishop whip NevStar into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Primelord hits a dropkick on NevStar and gets right back up. There's a two count on the pin. Primelord strikes NevStar. Primelord misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. DDT from the top rope by NevStar. That looked KILLER. Tag to The Afoci. Primelord takes a flying neckbreaker from The Afoci. Afoci crushes Primelord with a huge legdrop. Afoci goes for a splash but Primelord puts the knees up. Primelord tags out to BishopMVP. Flying reverse elbow by BishopMVP. Power drive elbow by BishopMVP. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! STIFF high kick on Afoci by BishopMVP. The Afoci comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Bishop takes a NICE hurrancarana from The Afoci. BishopMVP can barely stand. Styles Clash!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Time and Money come running down the aisle and into the ring! Afoci turns...and gets floored by a clothesline. NevStar walks into a vicious boot to the face. Time and Money set him up, and nail the Double Money Shot! Afoci is grabbed...and he gets hit with the Double Money Shot as well! Time and Money have done a number on them!


Winners: The Afoci and NevStar are the #1 contenders and will face Time and Money at April Monthly Mayhem.

Page: The Afoci and NevStar move on but paid the price. What a cheap shot by Time and Money. Up next we have the Heavyweight Title match between Raven and Samoa Joe. This is a return match from Mind Games when Barry Windham interfered and caused the DQ win for Raven.



Raven vs Samoa Joe.


Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Raven has been FOFC Heavyweight champion since 02 January 2006.

The Match: Running knee lift from Samoa Joe. Full nelson slam on Raven. Covers for a quick two count. Raven counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! STIFF~! chop lights up Joe who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Samoa Joe charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver by Raven! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Fallaway slam by Raven puts down Samoa Joe. Samoa Joe is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Raven walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Raven! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Joe slams Raven down and motions to the crowd. Joe hits a right hand. Raven powers out of a headlock. BAAACK Body drop by Joe gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. High Angle DDT by Raven just SPIKES Samoa Joe down! Barry Windham comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Clothesline...but Raven ducks! Samoa Joe gets hit! Raven knocks Windham out of the ring. Raven moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Raven Effect DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished. Joe and Windham put the boots to Raven, stomping away on him.


Winner: Raven pins Samoa Joe and retains the Heavyweight Title.

Page: Raven fought off the interference from Windham and still managed to beat Samoa Joe.
Heenan: Yeah, but he paid the price after.


Gold makes his way to the ring while Samoa Joe and Raven are getting ready to leave and Raven is down on the canvas. He grabs a mic.


Gold: Windham, since you want to keep interfering in Raven’s matches, here’s what I’m going to do. Next week right here, we will see you and Samoa Joe team up to face Raven and a partner of his choosing.


Gold leaves and Windham is irate.

Page: What a match that is going to be. But who will Raven select as his partner?
Heenan: I don’t know. Raven doesn’t have any friends.
Page: Everyone has friends. Hell, I’ll be his partner if he can’t find anyone.
Heenan: Windham would kill you.
Page: Maybe, but at least Raven would have a partner to watch his back. Up next is one half of our main event. The Badasses take on Digamma and Darkiller from Flamebeard’s Followers.


The Badasses vs Digamma and Darkiller.


Match Background: Darkiller is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 02 January 2006.

The Match: Bertogarce takes a chop from Digamma. Digamma hits a soaring kick on Bertogarce. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bertogarce reverses a hip toss. Bertogarce hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Bertogarce crushes Digamma with a huge legdrop. Tag to JeeberD. Jeeber hits a dropkick on Digamma and gets right back up. Digamma reverses a waistlock. Tag between Digamma and Darkiller. Digamma scoops up Jeeber. Darkiller bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. BAAACK Body drop by Jeeber gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. There's a two count on the pin. Darkiller hits a bulldog off the ropes. Tag between Darkiller and Digamma. Digamma plants Jeeber with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! JeeberD elbows Digamma in the face to break a hammerlock. Jeeber tags out to Bertogarce. Digamma takes a flying neckbreaker from Bertogarce. As Jeeber and Digamma get into a brawl on the outside, Tucker comes running down into the ring! Bertogarce gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Digamma takes some shots at Bertogarce as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. The Badasses and Digamma \ Darkiller don't look like they've finished! They continue to brawl in and around the ring, not stopping until a host of referees run down the aisle to break them up.


Winners: No contest from the interference from Time and Money.


Page: Time and Money ruined another match. Someone has got to stop these guys.
Heenan: They are just sticking up for their fellow stable members.
Page: Someday they’ll get theirs. Maybe right now. The second half of our main event is Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord vs. Time and Money. I hope Coffee and Smokin’ beat the hell out of Time and Money.


Time and Money vs Coffee Warlord and Smokin' Warlord.

Match Background: Time and Money are the reigning FOFC Tag Team champions, and have been since 02 January 2006.

The Match: Tucker gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Bodyslam by Coffee. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Coffee Warlord and Smokin' Warlord. Coffee \ Smokin' whip Tucker into the corner. Coffee Warlord whips Smokin' Warlord in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Covers for a quick two count. Flying elbow from Smokin' Warlord connects. Tucker comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Smokin' takes a NICE hurrancarana from Tucker. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Marmel. Lightning kick by Marmel on Smokin'. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Smokin' Warlord once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Second rope flying axe handle, Marmel goes down. One day, Smokin' might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tag to Coffee Warlord. Marmel is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Marmel tags out to Tucker. Tucker charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Tucker can barely stand. That's Incredible! 1....2....3. Darkiller \ Digamma come running down into the ring. They nail Coffee Warlord from behind, then grab Smokin' and hit the Super Bomb! With him out of the way, the drag Coffee Warlord to the outside...and promptly put him straight through the announcer's table with a double slam! Darkiller \ Digamma have destroyed Coffee \ Smokin'!


Winners: Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord win but pay the price.

Page: What a great show!
Heenan: Yes, it was full of surprises. Next week should be even better. Noop takes on Sachmo for the Hardcore Title. Can Noop finally break into the win column.
Page: And who will Raven choose as his partner vs. Windham and Samoa Joe. Find out next week. We gotta go. Have a good night everybody.



FOFC Hardcore Champion: Sachmo.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven.
FOFC Lightweight Champion: Darkiller.

We had an overall rating of 69% for the show.
We had a .46 TV rating for the show.
We had 447 people show up.
Best match of the night: Hardcore Title Match: Sachmo vs. Chief Rum.



I get an e-mail after the show. It says:Marmel has put himself in rehab to try and deal with his cocaine habit. That will change the Tag Team Title picture.

[atatange1]

I got dominated. :(. Good luck Marmel :D .

[Coffee Warlord]

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord will lose no more, or be beaten down no more. It's time we UNLEASH THE FURY! FURY I SAY! FURY!

[Noop]

I'm ready for next week !!!!

:)

noop

[Swaggs]

Geez....getting pummeled over and over in front of thousands with a steel chair or being completely left out... let's see....

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Swaggs
Geez....getting pummeled over and over in front of thousands with a steel chair or being completely left out... let's see....

You mean 100's of fans, don't you? We only have 400 or some odd fans in attendance. But that will eventually change as will your luck with Illinifan although it may be awhile.:D

[DolphinFan1]

NEW FOFC WRESTLING LOGO: Designed by my 13 year old step-daughter. Enjoy!!!

Deleted this logo. Look below for new complete logo.

[The Afoci]

I only get the top half, odd.

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by The Afoci
I only get the top half, odd.

How do I get the picture to show up without it being an attachment? I don't know how to do it.

[DolphinFan1]

Let's try again:

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by DolphinFan1
How do I get the picture to show up without it being an attachment? I don't know how to do it.

You gotta get it hosted on a server. Or something like that. Anyways, I can save it to an account I have and post the pic for you. And whenever you want to use it just link to it.

Sound good?

http://web.ecomplanet.com/ECKB1791/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/ECKB1791CustomImage0509892.jpg

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by JeeberD
You gotta get it hosted on a server. Or something like that. Anyways, I can save it to an account I have and post the pic for you. And whenever you want to use it just link to it.

Sound good?

http://web.ecomplanet.com/ECKB1791/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/ECKB1791CustomImage0509892.jpg


Thanks man. Now if I could just figure out how to reduce it in size a little.

Anyway, what does everyone think of our new logo? Remember that a 13 year old girl designed it. So be nice.

[JeeberD]

I can change the size if you want. It was HUGE before I reduced it to the size it is now. Let me try and re-size it again...

[JeeberD]

Dola-

Is that a good size for you? Or would you prefer a little bigger or little bit smaller?

[DolphinFan1]

I was kinda looking to thumbnail it in with my show reports, you know at the top of the page.

[JeeberD]

How about this? I don't want to make it too small otherwise it makes it kinda hard to see it properly...

http://web.ecomplanet.com/ECKB1791/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/ECKB1791CustomImage0509892.jpg

[DolphinFan1]

That's awesome. Now, not wanting to be a pain, but I am new to this. How do I take that and add it to any future shows? I'm lost.

[JeeberD]

Basically, you can right click on the picture, click on properties and copy the address of the picture. Once you have it copied, you can enter the picture in a couple of ways.

1. You can put in the tags (img)theaddress(/img) with [ ] replacing ( ). Just paste the address of the picture between the tags and it will show up.

2. Same sort of thing. When you're doing a regular reply (and not a Fast Reply) up at the top there's a button that says "IMG". If you click on that you can enter in the address of the picture and then click OK. The address will automatically be put into the tags and it will show up after you send the post.

Hope that helps. :)

[DolphinFan1]

http://web.ecomplanet.com/ECKB1791/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/ECKB1791CustomImage0509892.jpg


FOFC WRESTLING is alive and well. Stay tuned for the next show coming up Friday evening.





Thanks JeeberD for going over it with me step by step.

[JeeberD]

Glad to help!

[bertogarce]

Looking forward to the next show. Interested to see how Time and Money tries to screw with The Badasses this week.

[Marmel]

Only Time is left to screw with you...I am in rehab for my Coke problem. :(

Of course the lifestyle of a Champion is pretty wild and crazy.

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Marmel
Only Time is left to screw with you...I am in rehab for my Coke problem. :(

Of course the lifestyle of a Champion is pretty wild and crazy.

I was wondering if anyone would notice that.:)

[JeeberD]

You can go to rehab for a Coke problem? Crap, guess I better dump the one I just opened down the drain...







Sorry, I know that was awful...

[bertogarce]

Guess I didn't put 2 and 2 together. I'm interested to see how you handle the Time/Money v. Badasses fued with one-quarter of the fued particpants in rehab. Maybe this will finally give The Badasses a chance to win without outside interference!

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by bertogarce
Guess I didn't put 2 and 2 together. I'm interested to see how you handle the Time/Money v. Badasses fued with one-quarter of the fued particpants in rehab. Maybe this will finally give The Badasses a chance to win without outside interference!

It's a pain in the ass. Oops. I'm sorry. Can I say ass now that my 13 year old stepdaughter will be in the game? Oops again. A spoiler. :D

[Marmel]

I met her at rehab. Sweet girl dolphin, great artist. ;)

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Marmel
I met her at rehab. Sweet girl dolphin, great artist. ;)

You're awful. Just remember I make the matches. You don't have creative control.......yet. Of course if you marry the bosses daughter in the game, I can't get rid of you. That would be a nightmare.:D

[Marmel]

Now that would be an excellent angle to work!!!!!!!

I would have to hold the most prestigious strap in the federation and never have to job, or sell anybody elses moves. :D

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Marmel
Now that would be an excellent angle to work!!!!!!!

I would have to hold the most prestigious strap in the federation and never have to job, or sell anybody elses moves. :D

Yeah, great angle. One problem, I have no control over who marries who. The game randomly does it. And from what I've read on some other forums, it's a pain because you can't get rid of the guy. :(

[Marmel]

I think I when I come back from rehab I should change my gimmick to druggie. :)

[vex]

If possible, I would like to join FOFC Wrestling.

[DolphinFan1]

*****TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE***** http://web.ecomplanet.com/ECKB1791/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/ECKB1791CustomImage0509892.jpg
*****April 18, 2006*****

We kick off our show by going straight to the ring for a Hardcore Title match.

Noop vs Sachmo.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Sachmo has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 04 April 2006.

The Match: Super kick by Sachmo. Tekneek comes running down the aisle with a chair! Sachmo and Noop continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Tekneek slides in and blasts Noop with a chair to the head! Tekneek climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Sachmo floors Noop. Here it comes...Irish Cloverleaf! Noop taps! Sachmo and Tekneek are putting the boots to Noop! Chief Rum comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Sachmo \ Tekneek running for cover. Chief Rum saved Noop from a major beating.

Winner: Sachmo with help from Tekneek and he keeps the Hardcore Title.

Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love, I’m Dallas Page. And as always I’m joined by Bobby Heenan.
Heenan: Hello humanoids.
Page: What a way to kick off the show with a Hardcore match. But Tekneek didn’t wait long to interfere. He must have something against Noop.

Page and Heenan are interrupted with the music of Erik Flamebeard who comes to the ring.

Flamebeard: I want to start out by making a match for next week’s show. Since Tekneek and Chief Rum seem to have a problem with Sachmo and Noop, I have a way to remedy that. Right here next week you will see Sachmo and Tekneek fight Noop and Chief Rum in a no holds barred, no DQ, Texas Death Match. Now, on to business. Gold is not here tonight so that means I am in charge. First I’d like to call out Tucker.


Page: What is all this about?
Heenan: I don’t know, but Flamebeard looks like he means business tonight.


Tucker comes out to boos from the crowd. He ignores them as he makes his way to the ring with a perplexed look on his face.

Flamebeard: Tucker, I called you out here to talk about you and your partner’s Tag Team Titles. We all know Marmel isn’t here tonight. We also know why he isn’t here tonight, so I don’t think we have to get into that. But, because of your partner’s stupidity, we can’t have a Tag Team Title defense at Saturday’s event. So, in light of that I am hereby suspending the FOFC Tag Team Titles until further notice. Tucker, let me ask you a question. What is the name of this show?
Tucker: Erik, what are you doing?
Flamebeard: Just answer the damn question!
Tucker: Tuesday Tough Love.
Flamebeard: That’s right. And because of Marmel’s stupidity, you are going to learn a little about tough love right here tonight. You may be a member of Flamebeard’s Followers, but you and Marmel are going to learn it’s about all of us, not just what you want. So, since your good buddy and tag partner isn’t here, you will face The Afoci and NevStar in a handicap match right here tonight. Now get out of my ring.


Tucker exits looking a little confused. Face turn? Hmm.

Flamebeard: Now since Gold left me here tonight to try and salvage a show, I have made a decision. Tonight we will be starting a new tournament for a new title. I hereby announce that the FOFC has a Television Title. Tonight we will have an 8 man tournament with the 1st round being conducted right here. Then next week the semi-finals and then the finals to crown a Television Title which will be defended at every weekly show or the Title will be stripped from the Champion. And finally for our main event, we have a 4 on 4 survivor match with the person getting the last pin getting a title shot at Darkiller for the Lightweight Title at Saturday’s event.


Flamebeard exits the ring.

Page: What do you make of that Heenan?
Heenan: It looks like Flamebeard is trying to send a message to his Followers.
Page: Looking at our match list, I noticed that Darkiller is in the 4 on 4 survivor match later tonight. So, if he wins he doesn’t have to defend the title at Saturday’s event.
Heenan: Flamebeard’s a pretty smart guy. Almost as smart as me.
Page: The fans will be the ones who lose out if that happens. Up next is the 1st match in the TV Title tournament.


BishopMVP vs The Afoci.


Match Background: None.

The Match: The Afoci hits a rolling kick on Bishop. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Super kick by The Afoci. There's a two count on the pin. BishopMVP powers out of a The Afoci headlock. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Afoci goes down. Bishop hits a dropkick on The Afoci and gets right back up. There's a two count on the pin. Power drive elbow by BishopMVP. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Second rope flying axe handle, Afoci goes down. One day, Bishop might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. The Afoci reverses a hip toss. Flying reverse elbow by The Afoci. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by The Afoci. That looked KILLER. Pin, but Bishop is out just before the three count. Spin kick by The Afoci to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Bishop goes down. BishopMVP is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Bishop hits a dropkick on The Afoci and gets right back up. Diamond Dust from BishopMVP and Afoci is out! The Afoci slams Bishop, who rolls onto his stomach. What is BishopMVP doing? The Afoci picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Bishop up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! BishopMVP is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Bishop had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! The Afoci must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! NevStar comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Bishop turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! NevStar has left Bishop down and bloodied.

My Opinion: I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. If I left it up to you, you'd probably think it was the greatest match ever! Keep trying...


Winner: BishopMVP moves on in the TV Title tournament.

Page: Bishop couldn’t win without cheating. But he got his thanks to The Afoci’s partner, NevStar.
Heenan: Bishop won. That’s all that matters.
Page: Whatever. We move on to another match in the tournament. The tag partners of the last match square off.


Primelord vs NevStar.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Implant DDT by Primelord! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Super kick by Primelord. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar elbows Primelord in the face to break a hammerlock. Primelord walks into a high dropkick from NevStar, almost losing several teeth in the process. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Primelord. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Flying elbow from NevStar connects. Primelord is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Lightning kick by Primelord on NevStar. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and NevStar goes down. NevStar elbows Primelord in the face to break a hammerlock. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Primelord walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? NevStar floors Primelord...and climbs the turnbuckles. Infra-Red!!! BishopMVP slides into the ring out of nowhere! NevStar takes a stiff punch to the face and falls to the canvas. The referee calls for the DQ as BishopMVP continues to attack NevStar. Primelord \ Bishop are beating down on NevStar! The music of The Afoci hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Primelord and Bishop don't hesitate though, and attack him as soon as he enters the ring! The Afoci gets beaten down as well, and soon joins NevStar down and out on the canvas. Primelord \ Bishop have destroyed them both!

Winner: NevStar by DQ.

Heenan: See what happens when you get involved in other people’s matches. You pay for it later.
Page: Up next is a rematch between Chief Rum and Shorty. These guys hooked up at Mind Games with Chief Rum gaining the victory in a Hardcore Title match. No hardcore title on the line here. Just a chance to move on in the TV title tournament.


Chief Rum vs Shorty.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Chief goes down. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Chief goes down. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Implant DDT by Shorty! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Chief Rum pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Flying cross body off the top rope! Hooks the leg for a two count. Shorty kicks Chief Rum in the gut to reverse the momentum. Shorty crushes Chief with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Chief walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Chief counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Shorty goes down. Shorty blocks a kick from Chief Rum. Second rope flying axe handle, Chief goes down. One day, Shorty might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Chief Rum falls through the ropes after a hard shot from Shorty. He seemed to hit his head on the apron on the way down. The referee reaches a ten count, and this one is over.

My Opinion: A ***3/4 rating! Yay!

Winner: Shorty wins by count-out and moves on in the TV title tournament.

Heenan: Shorty gains some revenge after losing at Mind Games.
Page: I hope the Chief is ok. He hit pretty hard there.
Heenan: Up next is the final match in the 1st round of the tournament.


Tekneek vs Quicksand.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Tekneek goes down. Tekneek fights out of a grapple. Quicksand takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Quicksand reverses an irish whip...and Tekneek runs into the referee! Tekneek with an enziguri! HBK isn't moving...uh oh. Oh, sorry, I had a flashback to the last time I got fooled. Cover, but there's no one to count for Tekneek! Quicksand blocks a kick from Tekneek. Implant DDT by Quicksand! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tekneek takes a NICE hurrancarana from Quicksand. Covers for a quick two count. Diamond Dust from Quicksand and Tekneek is out! Pin, but Tekneek is out just before the three count. Quicksand drops an elbow...but Tekneek moves out of the way. Badly executed second rope splash by Tekneek. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Quicksand counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Noop comes running down the aisle with a chair! Quicksand whips Tekneek into the ropes. Noop jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Noop, Tekneek, and the chair! Tekneek staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Tekneek gives a murderous look toward Noop...and attacks! Noop gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Tekneek picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken.

Winner: Quicksand with help from Noop.

Page: Noop gets a measure of revenge costing Tekneek a shot at the TV title.
Heenan: There definitely is some bad blood brewing between those two. It should be a good tag match next week.
Page: We understand that Illinifan is backstage and he has something to say to the injured Revrew.


Illinifan: Revrew, I know you’re at home recuperating. Well, last week you saw what I did to your pal, Swaggs. Tonight I am going to finish the job in a tables match. Watch closely, because when you come back I will be doing the same to you.

Page: Hasn’t this guy done enough to those two.
Heenan: They are both still walking aren’t they? Then it isn’t enough.
Page: Up next is a match that Erik Flamebeard made earlier in the night. He put his fellow stable member in a handicap match to show him some tough love.


Tucker vs The Afoci and NevStar.

Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout.

The Match: Tucker strikes NevStar. Spin kick by Tucker to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. SUPER frankensteiner on Afoci, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Tucker gets taken down out of nowhere! NevStar \ Afoci whip Tucker into the corner. NevStar whips The Afoci in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. The Afoci hits a rolling kick on Tucker. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. SUPER frankensteiner on Tucker, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Afoci \ NevStar whip Tucker into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Tucker goes down. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Tucker strikes NevStar. Tucker takes a flying neckbreaker from The Afoci. The Afoci scoops up Tucker. NevStar bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. NevStar misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Tucker flips out of a The Afoci bodyslam attempt. Vicious kick to the teeth from Tucker. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. SUPER frankensteiner on Tucker, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. NevStar \ Afoci whip Tucker into the corner. NevStar whips The Afoci in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Erik Flamebeard has climbed up onto the apron! Afoci turns...and falls for the distraction! Tucker runs at Afoci from behind...but misses! Tucker collides with Erik Flamebeard! Tucker is in trouble. Styles Clash! 1....2....3. Flamebeard is livid after the match. He is laying a verbal tirade at Tucker. Flamebeard leaves the ring followed by a confused Tucker.


Winner: The Afoci and NevStar despite attempted interference by Erik Flamebeard.

Page: It looks like Flamebeard’s Followers are in a little disarray.
Heenan: Flamebeard will pull them together.
Page: I hope not. Up next is a tables match between Illiinifan and Swaggs. This came about when Swaggs came to Smokin’ Warlord’s aid during a match. Then last week Illinifan viciously attacked Swaggs and left him laying in a pool of his own blood.

Illinifan vs Swaggs.

Match Background: This will be a tables bout.

The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Swaggs goes down. Implant DDT by Illinifan! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Swaggs avoids a Illinifan avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Second rope flying axe handle, Illinifan goes down. One day, Swaggs might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Swaggs strikes Illinifan. Swaggs pulls Illinifan onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Illinifan elbows Swaggs in the face to break a hammerlock. Swaggs takes a NICE hurrancarana from Illinifan. Illinifan throws Swaggs onto the table, climbs to the top rope...and uses a flying elbow drop to collapse the table and pick up a victory. Illinifan gives a murderous look toward Swaggs...and attacks! Swaggs gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Illinifan leaves the ring having left Swaggs down and out.

Winner: Illinifan.

Page: Illinifan has destroyed Swaggs again.
Heenan: Swaggs should have stayed home after his suspension.
Page: Up next is a tag team match that Co-Commissioner Gold made last week. Barry Windham kept interfering in Raven’s matches. So he made a match between Barry Windham and Samoa Joe vs. Raven and a partner of his choosing. Bobby, any idea who Raven will chose as his partner to watch his back.
Heenan: Well, Raven has always been a loner. He has no friends here. So, he’ll probably come out alone.



Barry Windham and Samoa Joe vs Raven ???.

Match Background: Windham and Raven have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Raven is the reigning FOFC Heavyweight champion, and has been since 02 January 2006.

The Match: Barry Windham and Samoa Joe come out first. Raven then comes out followed by Erik Watts.Page: It’s Erik Watts. He is one of Raven’s best friends. Heenan: I didn’t even know he was going to be here tonight. Raven receives some punishment by Barry Windham but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Barry Windham hits a right hand on Raven. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Barry Windham and Samoa Joe. Windham \ Joe whip Raven into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Bodyslam by Joe. Samoa Joe misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Big piledriver on Joe. Covers for a quick two count. Raven tags out to Erik Watts. Powerslam from Erik Watts on Joe. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Running clothesline from Erik Watts was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Samoa Joe is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Flying shoulder tackle by Joe sends Watts CRASHING to the mat. Tag between Samoa Joe and Barry Windham. Watts receives some punishment by Barry Windham but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Watts tags out to Raven. Raven takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. The referee loses control, and all four wrestlers are in the ring now! Seeing as how he can't restore order, the ref calls for the bell. This is a double DQ. Windham \ Joe and Raven \ Watts aren't satisfied! They start brawling again, turning the ringside area into a battlefield until officials run down and physically pull them apart.


Winners: Double DQ.

Page: I don’t think Raven and Windham will be going out for a drink together anytime soon.
Heenan: Just think, we get to see these guys hook up again one on one for the FOFC Heavyweight Title on Saturday.
Page: It should be a good match. Up next is our Main Event. It is the match made earlier by Erik Flamebeard. The person getting the final pin gets a Lightweight Title shot at Saturday’s event, April Mayhem.


Team Coffee vs Team Digamma.

Match Background: Team Coffee consists of Coffee Warlord, Smokin' Warlord, Bertogarce, and JeeberD. Team Digamma consists of Digamma, Darkiller, Katon, and Kodos. This will be a survivor series bout. Digamma and Smokin' have been feuding recently. Smokin' has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Darkiller and Coffee have been feuding recently. Coffee has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Darkiller is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 02 January 2006.

The Match: First Fall : Jeeber just WAFFLES Kodos with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Implant DDT by JeeberD! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Covers for a quick two count. Kodos comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Back heel kick off the second rope, Jeeber goes down. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Jeeber ducks a wild right hand. Flying cross body off the top rope! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. JeeberD pins Kodos. Second Fall : Spin kick by Bertogarce to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Digamma takes a NICE hurrancarana from Bertogarce. Hooks the leg for a two count. Digamma kicks Bertogarce in the gut to reverse the momentum. Swan dive headbutt from Digamma but without much elevation on the move. Digamma sets Bertogarce up in the corner. Blonde Bombshell! 1....2....3. Third Fall : Katon gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. BAAACK Body drop by Katon gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. Coffee drops an elbow...but Katon moves out of the way. Tor-NADO DDT from Katon, Coffee got planted! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Coffee counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Full nelson slam on Katon. ONE...TWO...THREE. Coffee defeats Katon. Fourth Fall : Smokin' takes a chop from Digamma. Smokin' Warlord takes a knee lift from Digamma. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Covers for a quick two count. Smokin' reverses a waistlock. Tiger suplex on Digamma. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Smokin' charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Back heel kick from Digamma on Smokin' but it misses by miles. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Digamma pins Smokin'. Fifth Fall : Coffee hits a right hand. Coffee Warlord with a spinning neckbreaker on Digamma. There's a two count on the pin. Coffee Warlord gets taken down out of nowhere! Coffee gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Digamma drops an elbow...but Coffee Warlord moves out of the way. Spinebuster by Coffee Warlord. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Coffee Warlord pins Digamma. Sixth Fall : Coffee gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Flying shoulder tackle by Darkiller sends Coffee CRASHING to the mat. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! High Angle DDT by Coffee Warlord just SPIKES Darkiller down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Coffee Warlord misses a clothesline. Massive backbreaker on Coffee and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Cover gets three for Darkiller, Coffee got pinned. Final Fall : Hard back suplex on Darkiller. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Covers for a quick two count. Super kick by JeeberD. Power drive elbow by JeeberD. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pin, but Darkiller is out just before the three count. Darkiller counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! JeeberD charges, Darkiller moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Darkiller moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Old School Expulsion. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Fallaway slam by Darkiller puts down JeeberD. Jeeber kicks Darkiller in the gut to reverse the momentum. Darkiller gets knocked to the ground by Jeeber. Satellite Crossface!!! Darkiller taps out!


Winner: Team Coffee with JeeberD the sole survivor. He gets a Lightweight Title shot at Saturday’s event.

Page: What an upset.! JeeberD gets a Lightweight Title shot!
Heenan: Bogus. Darkiller had the match won, but the referee was knocked out by JeeberD.
Page: It was an accident. Anyway, join us Saturday for April Mayhem. We gotta go. Have a good night everyone!!


FOFC Hardcore Champion: Sachmo.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money. (Title is currently suspended)
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Raven.
FOFC Lightweight Champion: Darkiller.

We had an overall rating of 70% for the show.
We got a .50 TV Rating for the show. (Best ever)
We had 441 people attend.
Match of the night: 1st round Television Tournament match between Shorty and Chief Rum 80%.


BishopMVP was injured in his match. He has a broken leg and will be out up to 7 months. There will be a match to take his place in the Television Title Tournament at April Mayhem.

[JeeberD]

Darkiller had better watch out! It's time for JeeberD to take a break from The Badasses and make a name for himself!!!

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by JeeberD
Darkiller had better watch out! It's time for JeeberD to take a break from The Badasses and make a name for himself!!!

Uh, yeah right. That's what I thought too Jeeber. But I don't think you will like the match too much. But remember that I have no control over how long the matches go.....or don't.:(

[JeeberD]

Yuck. That bit of foreshadowing sounds quite ugly....

[DolphinFan1]

ATTENTION ALL FOFC WRESTLING READERS:

I have completed the basic website for FOFC Wrestling. Let me know what you think. If you have any ideas on how to make it better (without too much work), let me know.

If you check out the Roster page you will see info. For those of you who don't have a gimmick, if you have an idea let me know. When it seems right I will change it.

The new event is posted on the website. Let me know if you would still like me to post the shows here too.

Enjoy.

Special thanks to JeeberD for helping me get the logo working. :) :) :)

How dumb was that? You need the web address. Duh?

www.geocities.com/stormtruppa

[Noop]

And the losing streak continues.....

:(

noop

[Coffee Warlord]

I have a name for the tag-team duo of Coffee & Smokin'.

<b>Legal Narcotics</b>!

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord approves, and also notes his overness needs to rise...a lot. :)

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
I have a name for the tag-team duo of Coffee & Smokin'.

<b>Legal Narcotics</b>!

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord approves, and also notes his overness needs to rise...a lot. :)

I like that name. It's original. I'll do it up. Thanks.

[DolphinFan1]

I will continue to post show and event results here. See the website for all the FOFC Wrestling information. www.geocities.com/stormtruppa

This event has been previously posted on the website. I forgot to add it here. Tuesday Tough Love for April 25th coming soon.


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*****APRIL MAYHEM*****
*****Saturday, April 22, 2006*****

We start out our April event with a dark match.

Slyk Wagner Brown vs Erik Watts.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Big clothesline from Watts. Erik Watts moves in for the kill. Choke Slam! 1....2....3.

Winner: Erik Watts in a squash. Two moves. Either this guy is good or Wagner Brown is very, very bad. Awful.

Page: Welcome everyone to April Mayhem. I’m Dallas Page and as always joined by Bobby Heenan.
Heenan: I’d like to say hello to the humanoids, but I won’t.
Page: What a show we have lined up for you tonight. JeeberD will face Darkiller for the Lightweight Title right here tonight. JeeberD got the last pinfall in a 4 on 4 survivor match last Tuesday and gets the Title shot thanks to the stipulation made by Co-Commissioner, Erik Flamebeard.
Heenan: I don’t give Jeeber much of a chance in that match. Darkiller is out of his league.
Page: And I’m sure that Flamebeard will have nothing to do with it.
Heenan: Of course not. Flamebeard is a fair Commissioner.
Page: Yeah right. Also, we have the Heavyweight Title on the line. Barry Windham made his debut at March Mind Games interfering in Raven’s match. Since then they’ve signed the contract and had a tag team match. It should be a good one.
Heenan: The Hardcore Title is also on the line when Sachmo defends against Shorty.
Page: Also just added to the card. Swaggs and Primelord will go one on one and the winner will take on NevStar on Tuesday Tough Love in the Television Title Tournament. BishopMVP was supposed to wrestle NevStar, but he broke his leg and will be out of action about 7 months.
Heenan: That’s too bad for Bishop. I had him as the favorite to win the title.
Page: Another match just added. Illinifan has been on a rampage as of late. Chief Rum has challenged him to a cage match. Illinifan has accepted. Chief Rum will try to end Illinifan’s winning streak.
Heenan: It’s time to go to the ring where Swaggs and Primelord are set to kick us off.


Swaggs vs Primelord.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Primelord goes down. Spin kick by Swaggs to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Hooks the leg for a two count. Primelord ducks a wild right hand. Primelord uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Swaggs walks into a high dropkick from Primelord, almost losing several teeth in the process. Primelord hits a rolling kick on Swaggs. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Swaggs pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. SUPER frankensteiner on Primelord, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Primelord is in trouble. Here it comes - X-Buster. 1....2...3, it's finished. Swaggs is still in the ring celebrating. Primelord pushes the referee away. Primelord stuns Swaggs. Primelord quickly goes up to the top rope, and leaps off, hitting the Missile Dropkick!


Winner: Swaggs moves on in the TV Title tournament, but paid the price after.

Page: What a sore loser Primelord is.
Heenan: No he’s not. Swaggs was rubbing it in with his gloating. He got what he deserved.
Page: Up next is a tag team match. Christopher St. Connection have challenged NevStar and The Afoci for their #1 contenders spot that they won in a tournament.


NevStar and The Afoci vs Christopher St Connection.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Afoci just WAFFLES Mase with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Hard back suplex on Mase. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Tor-NADO DDT from The Afoci, Mase got planted! Mase tags out to Buff E. Buff E strikes away at The Afoci, not doing much damage at all. Buff E gets taken down out of nowhere! Standing leg lariat by The Afoci on Buff E. Tag between The Afoci and NevStar. Afoci \ NevStar whip Buff E into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. SUPER frankensteiner on Buff E, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Tiger suplex on Buff E. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. NevStar tags out to The Afoci. Buff E is in trouble. Styles Clash!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! NevStar \ Afoci climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.

Winners: The Afoci and NevStar keep their #1 contender’s spot for the tag team titles.

Page: The Afoci and NevStar are ready for the tag champs whenever Marmel comes back.
Heenan: Time and Money will prevail.
Page: Up next is a tag team bout. These two teams are trying to work their way up the tag team ladder. Noop and Quicksand have been having their problems of late. Noop has yet to gain a victory in FOFC. But he has asked for the help from Chief Rum, a former FOFC Hardcore Champion, and the Chief has made an impact.
Heenan: How much of an impact could he possibly have had, Noop still is a loser.
Page: He’s learning. We’ve all been there.
Heenan: Not me. I’ve always been a winner.
Page: Whatever. Let’s go to the ring.


Noop and Quicksand vs Double K.


Match Background: None.

The Match: Katon hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Katon hits a rolling kick on Noop. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Katon and Kodos. Double K whip Noop into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Kodos uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Noop kicks Kodos in the gut to reverse the momentum. Back heel kick from Noop on Kodos. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Quicksand. Flying cross body off the top rope! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Spin kick by Quicksand to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Kodos backdrops Quicksand out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Kodos. Second rope flying axe handle, Quicksand goes down. One day, Kodos might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tag to Katon. Spinning back kick from Katon. Tag between Quicksand and Noop. Katon hits a dropkick on Noop and gets right back up. Tekneek comes running down the aisle with a chair! Katon and Noop continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Tekneek slides in and blasts Noop with a chair to the head! Tekneek climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Katon stuns Noop. Flying Press! 1....2....3. Tekneek is still in the ring. He signals for the Super Kick! Running down the aisle comes Chief Rum! He slides in the ring, and chases Tekneek out of the ring! Chief chases him through the crowd and out of sight.


Winners: Double K thanks to help from Tekneek.

Page: If people would stop interfering in Noop’s matches, maybe he would win a few.
Heenan: Yeah, and I could be president someday. Hey, that’s not a bad idea.
Page: Oh, boy. Right back to the action for our cage match. Chief Rum has challenged Illinifan to a cage match. Illinifan has been leaving bodies in his wake as of late. The Chief wants to end that tonight.
Heenan: Illinifan will show he’s the real deal.


Chief Rum vs Illinifan.

Match Background: This will be a cage bout.

The Match: Spinning back kick from Illinifan. Illinifan drives Chief into the cage side. Illinifan kicks the leg, knocks Chief down, and goes to work on it. Chief takes a flying neckbreaker from Illinifan. Chief Rum comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Illinifan walks into a high dropkick from Chief Rum, almost losing several teeth in the process. Chief Rum climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Illinifan! Flying cross body off the top rope! Chief Rum misses a clothesline. Power drive elbow by Illinifan. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Illinifan and Chief climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Illinifan moves in for the kill. Last Rites! Illinifan and Chief climb the cage....until Chief Rum gets knocked off by a right hand! Illinifan climbs over the top for the win! Chief Rum leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Illinifan comes running as well, and Chief gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle.

Winner: Illinifan.

Page: Now he won the match, was it necessary to attack the Chief after?
Heenan: Of course, he was still walking wasn’t he?
Page: You’re impossible. Up next is a Hardcore Title match. Shorty has challenged Sachmo for the FOFC Hardcore Title.


Sachmo vs Shorty.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Sachmo has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 04 April 2006.

The Match: Standing leg lariat by Sachmo on Shorty. Sachmo hits an irish whip into a shopping cart! Sachmo kicks the leg, knocks Shorty down, and goes to work on it. There's a two count on the pin. Spin kick by Sachmo to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Covers for a quick two count. Shorty kicks Sachmo in the gut to reverse the momentum. Shorty kicks the leg, knocks Sachmo down, and goes to work on it. There's a two count on the pin. Lightning kick by Shorty on Sachmo. Sachmo counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Shorty walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Shorty hooks up a suplex, but it is blocked. Sachmo scores with a low blow, then turns it into a small package! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Shorty got screwed out of the victory!

Winner: Sachmo wins and keeps the Hardcore Title.

Page: Sachmo has been on a roll as of late.
Heenan: He’s a true Champion. Not like that wanna be, Chief Rum or Noop.
Page: Sachmo will get his chance to show what he has in the tag team match on Tuesday Tough Love when he teams with Tekneek to battle Chief Rum and Noop.
Heenan: It will be the same result. Sachmo will win.
Page: We’ll see. Up next is a tag team match. Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord are facing two members of Flamebeard’s Followers, Digamma and Tucker. There is a lot of bad blood between these guys.
Heenan: Coffee and Smokin’ should give it up. Flamebeard’s Followers are superior athletes
Page: Let’s go to the ring and find out.


Coffee Warlord and Smokin' Warlord vs Digamma and Tucker.


Match Background: Digamma and Smokin' have been feuding recently. Smokin' has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Digamma hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Digamma uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Tucker. Tucker \ Digamma whip Coffee into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hard back suplex on Coffee. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. There's a two count on the pin. Coffee walks into a high dropkick from Tucker, almost losing several teeth in the process. Coffee powers out of a headlock. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Coffee Warlord just KILLS Tucker! Tag between Coffee Warlord and Smokin' Warlord. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Smokin' crushes Tucker with a huge legdrop. Smokin' charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tucker tags out to Digamma. Digamma uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Digamma with an enziguri. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Digamma hits a back kick, doubling Smokin'over. Smokin' Warlord comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Smokin' crushes Digamma with a huge legdrop. Digamma gets whipped into the corner by Smokin', who charges in with a clothesline. Digamma grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Digamma gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. Darkiller \ Flamebeard come running down into the ring. They nail Coffee Warlord from behind, then grab Smokin' and hit the Double Powerbomb! With him out of the way, the drag Coffee Warlord to the outside...and promptly put him straight through the announcer's table with a double slam! Darkiller \ Flamebeard have destroyed Coffee \ Smokin'!

Winners: Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord by DQ and they pay the price after the match.

Heenan: Cheap victory.
Page: Well, if Flamebeard’s Followers weren’t always cheating, they would lose most of their matches. Up next is our Heavyweight Title Match. Let’s take a look back and see how this all came about.


Flashback to March 18th, Mind Games: Raven is defending the Heavyweight Title against Samoa Joe. Barry Windham makes his debut by interfering in the match. He absolutely destroys Raven.

Flashback to April 4th, Tuesday Tough Love. Bobby Heenan interview Windham. Co-Commissioner Gold comes out and says that there will be a contract signing next week for Windham and Raven to face each other at April Mayhem for the FOFC Heavyweight Title.

Flashback to April 11th, Tuesday Tough Love. After both Raven and Windham sign the contract, Windham tries to attack Raven. Raven is ready however and lays out Windham. Later in the evening Raven beats Samoa Joe and Windham comes down after the match and he and Joe beat up Raven.

Flashback to April 18th, Tuesday Tough Love. Barry Windham and Samoa Joe team up to fight Raven and a mystery partner. The mystery partner turns out to be one of Raven’s best friends, Erik Watts. The match ends in a double DQ.


Page: So, that’s how we got here. It’s time for the FOFC Heavyweight Title match.


Barry Windham vs Raven.

Match Background: Windham and Raven have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Raven has been FOFC Heavyweight champion since 02 January 2006.

The Match: Wack kick from Windham. Raven blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Windham takes a headbutt from Raven. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Windham flips out of a Raven bodyslam attempt. Running clothesline from Barry Windham was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Barry Windham hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. There's a two count on the pin. Barry Windham turns Raven inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Raven pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Big piledriver on Windham. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Windham powers out of a headlock. Barry Windham gets whipped into the corner. Raven charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Windham uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Barry Windham slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Raven to get some payback.


Winner: Barry Windham wins the FOFC Heavyweight Title.

Page: Raven got screwed.
Heenan: Like I’ve told you many times. You do what you have to do to win.
Page: Windham better watch his back. Up next is our main event. It is for the FOFC Lightweight Title. JeeberD was involved in a 4 on 4 survivor match last Tuesday. Under the stipulations, he got the last pinfall so therefore he gets a title shot. I understand that something is going on backstage.


We get a shot of the backstage area. JeeberD is laying down on the floor and Bertogarce is hovering over him. JeeberD is holding his head.

Bertogarce: Jeeber, who did this?
JeeberD: Tucker and Flamebeard.
Bertogarce: This is bullshit. They knew that you were a threat to Darkiller’s title. Let’s me talk to Gold and try to get this match rescheduled.
Jeeber pulls himself up holding his head.
JeeberD: No. The fans came to see a match. I’ll give it my best shot.
Bertogarce: If you say so. I’ve got your back.


Page: Wow. What a competitor.
Heenan: Stupid if you ask me. He should just forget about the humanoids and live to fight another day.
Page: That’s not the way Jeeber is. It’s time for the match.


Darkiller vs JeeberD.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Darkiller has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 02 January 2006.

JeeberD comes down 1st to a roar of the crowd. He is still holding his head.

Darkiller comes out and has a big smile on his face. The crowd is giving him some major heat.

The Match: Darkiller hits a piledriver on JeeberD. That used to end matches, you know. JeeberD can barely stand. Here it comes - Old School Expulsion. 1....2...3, it's finished. Bertogarce comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Darkiller turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Bertogarce has left Darkiller down and bloodied.

Winner: Darkiller.

Page: For once I think you might have been right Heenan. JeeberD was in no condition to wrestle tonight.
Heenan: Of course I’m right. I’m always right.
Page: But he was only in that condition due to the cheap shots of Tucker and Flamebeard.
Heenan: How do you know they did it? Did you see it?
Page: I can’t win with you. We gotta go everyone. See you Tuesday.


FOFC Hardcore Champion: Sachmo.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Lightweight Champion: Darkiller.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money.

We had an overall rating of 69% for the show.
We had 2855 people show up.
Best match of the night: Illinifan and Chief Rum in the Steel Cage Match. Overall rating: 80%.

[Tekneek]

Obviously Chief Rum should have been more worried about his own match than trying to protect lil' Noop. Booyaka!

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Tekneek
Obviously Chief Rum should have been more worried about his own match than trying to protect lil' Noop. Booyaka!

Is Chief Rum even reading this dynasty? I haven't heard from him.

[Coffee Warlord]

Alright.

Darkiller, the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord, wants you beaten down. Royally. Pick a time, pick a place. Oh, and one thing. Let's do this right. Let's put one big steel cell around the ring. No Flamebeard, no Smokin', no nothing. Just you, the cell, and the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord.

Put the title on the line or not, it don't matter. I just want to beat your punk ass, like I did illinifan some time ago.

Hell in the Cell, CW vs Darkiller! Come on Commish, you know you wanna do it!

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Alright.

Darkiller, the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord, wants you beaten down. Royally. Pick a time, pick a place. Oh, and one thing. Let's do this right. Let's put one big steel cell around the ring. No Flamebeard, no Smokin', no nothing. Just you, the cell, and the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord.

Put the title on the line or not, it don't matter. I just want to beat your punk ass, like I did illinifan some time ago.

Hell in the Cell, CW vs Darkiller! Come on Commish, you know you wanna do it!

Patience my friend. I'm building up this feud. You will get your cage match.

BTW, I like your tag team name. I changed it on the website. Now I need a name for your finishing move.

[DolphinFan1]

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*****TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE*****
*****April 25, 2006*****

We start our show by going to the ring where Gold has a microphone. Before he can get started, Atatange comes out from the back and into the ring. He asks for a mic.

Atatange: I want to talk to you.
Gold: Can’t this wait? I’m getting ready to announce the card for tonight’s show.
Atatange: That’s what I wanted to talk to you about. I’ve seen the card. I’m not on it, again. I wasn’t on it last week, or at Saturday’s event. What’s the deal?
Gold: Do you want me to be straight with you?
Atatange: What do you think?
Gold: Ok fine. You’ve had two matches since coming to FOFC Wrestling. Both sucked. Bottom line. I’m not saying you can’t be a good wrestler with a little development.
Atatange: I suck! I suck! Let me show you how much I suck.

With that Atatange attacks Gold. He throws punches and staggers Gold. Then he steps back and delivers a Super Kick. Gold is out.

Atatange: Do I suck now?

Atatange spits on Gold and leaves the ring.

Page: What a way to kick off a show. Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love, I’m Dallas Page.
Heenan: And I’m Bobby Heenan.
Page: What do you think about what we just saw, Bobby?
Heenan: I think it was a good thing for Atatange. He needed to make a statement.
Page: He made a statement all right. I’m just not so sure that was the way to go. We have a great show for you tonight. We will crown the first ever FOFC Television Champion tonight. We have two semi-final matches and then the winners will face off later to crown a champion.
Heenan: I however, am looking forward to the Tables Match between Tekneek and Sachmo vs. Chief Rum and Noop. Noop wants to play with the big boys. Well tonight he’s going to find out that it isn’t all fun and games here in FOFC Wrestling.
Page: Also on the card Raven’s friend, Erik Watts takes on the FOFC Heavyweight Champion, Barry Windham for the Title.
Heenan: Watts doesn’t stand a chance.
Page: Our main event tonight is a Lightweight Title match. Coffee Warlord gets his long awaited rematch vs. Darkiller.
Heenan: Coffee doesn’t deserve a shot. He hasn’t been able to beat Darkiller yet.
Page: It’s time to go to the ring for our 1st match. It’s the first of two semi-final matches in the TV Title Tournament. Swaggs will be facing NevStar. Swaggs won a match vs. Primelord at April Mayhem in a last minute addition with the injury to BishopMVP. The winner of this match moves on to face the winner of Shorty vs. Quicksand for the TV Title.

Swaggs vs NevStar.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Spinning back kick from Swaggs. Spin kick by Swaggs to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! NevStar hits a dropkick on Swaggs and gets right back up. There's a two count on the pin. Super kick by NevStar. There's a two count on the pin. Swaggs avoids a NevStar avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Flying reverse elbow by Swaggs. Pin, but NevStar is out just before the three count. NevStar blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! NevStar reverses an irish whip...and Swaggs runs into the referee! DDT from the top rope by NevStar. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Spinning bulldog in the corner and Swaggs is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! NevStar gets taken down out of nowhere! NevStar is in trouble. X-Buster! 1....2....3. Swaggs extends his hand to NevStar...and it is accepted! They shake!

Winner: Swaggs moves on to the finals of the TV Tournament.


Page: What a great show of sportsmanship by those two.
Heenan: If you ask me it just shows weakness.
Page: Nobody asked you.
Heenan: Well excuse me.
Page: It’s time for our second semi-final match in the TV Title Tournament.

Shorty vs Quicksand.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Flying reverse elbow by Shorty. Back heel kick off the second rope, Quicksand goes down. Tiger suplex on Quicksand. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Implant DDT by Shorty! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Shorty drops an elbow...but Quicksand moves out of the way. Flying elbow from Quicksand connects. SUPER frankensteiner on Shorty, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Shorty reverses a hip toss. SUPER frankensteiner on Quicksand, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Quicksand slugs Shorty, sending him down into the corner. While Quicksand fires up the crowd, Shorty is removing the turnbuckle pad! Quicksand comes over...but Shorty grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Quicksand face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Shorty rolls up the stunned Quicksand: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that?

My Opinion: I'd love to see a rematch and see if they can top this. ****

Winner: Shorty moves on to fight Swaggs in the finals for the TV Title.

Page: What a great match put on by those two. It’s too bad that Shorty had to cheat to win.
Heenan: Do I have to say it?
Page: No, I know. You do what you have to do to win.

The music of the Badasses interrupt Page and Heenan. They come to the ring.

JeeberD: We wanted to come out here and say that we are sick and tired of Flamebeard’s Followers and their antics. Darkiller, you were so afraid that I would beat you again, this time for the title, that you sent Flamebeard and Tucker to cheap shot me. Well, The Badasses aren’t playing this game anymore.
Bertogarce: That’s right. We decided that we needed someone to watch our back.
JeeberD: Ladies and Gentlemen, we would like to introduce you to our new manager, The Bad Ass Princess.

The Bad Ass Princess comes out.

Bad Ass Princess: Flamebeard, you had better watch your back. And don’t let this pretty face fool you. I grew up with 5 brothers.

Bad Ass Princess debuted her new gimmick, (Bad Ass) it got a positive response. Bertogarce gained 2 points of overness from this segment. Bad Ass Princess gained 3 points of overness from this segment. JeeberD gained 2 points of overness from this segment.

Page: I guess from now on the Badasses mean business.
Heenan: Yeah, and I’m sure that Flamebeard is worried. She’s just a girl.
Page: Do you want me to call her over her so you can say that to her face?
Heenan: Do I look stupid to you? Never mind, don’t answer that.
Page: It’s time for our next match. It is a 4 corners match with the winner getting a Hardcore Title shot next week.

Smokin' Warlord vs The Afoci vs Digamma vs Primelord.

Match Background: This will be a four corners bout. Digamma and Smokin' have been feuding recently.

The Match: STIFF high kick on Afoci by Smokin' Warlord. Implant DDT by Smokin' Warlord! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Smokin' walks into a drop toe hold. Afoci tags out to Primelord. Primelord uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Primelord whips Smokin' into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Tiger suplex on Smokin'. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Primelord hits a rolling kick on Smokin'. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Smokin' kicks Primelord in the gut to reverse the momentum. Tag between Smokin' Warlord and Digamma. Badly executed second rope splash by Digamma. Digamma hits a dropkick on Primelord. Actually, it barely touched! Primelord avoids a Digamma avalanche by getting out of the damn way! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Digamma walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Primelord tags out to Smokin' Warlord. Second rope flying axe handle, Digamma goes down. One day, Smokin' might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. DDT from the top rope by Smokin' Warlord. That looked KILLER. Smokin' Warlord has Digamma down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Swanton Bomb, forget about it. 1....2...3!

Winner: Smokin’ Warlord wins and gets a Hardcore Title shot vs. Sachmo next week.

Page: What a win by Smokin’ Warlord. He gets a little revenge on Digamma for his antics lately.
Heenan: It doesn’t matter. Sachmo will kill him next week.
Page: It should be a good match, both are on a roll.

Page and Heenan are interrupted by the music of Erik Flamebeard. He comes out followed by Darkiller, Digamma and Tucker.

Flamebeard: We have some business to take care of. Katon and Kodos, come out here right now.

Page: What does Flamebeard want with Double K?
Heenan: Maybe he wants them to join the Followers.

Double K come out and head to the ring. From the looks on their faces, they are surprised by being called out here.

Flamebeard: You guys were asked to wrestle with Darkiller and Digamma last week to fill in for Marmel and Tucker. You let us down.
Katon: We did the best we could.
Flamebeard: The best you could got JeeberD a victory and a shot at the Lightweight Title Saturday. If it wasn’t for my quick thinking, Jeeber would have been 100% going into the match. No thanks to you guys.
Kodos: But...
Flamebeard: I’ve heard enough. When you don’t do the job you pay the price. Nothing personal guys.

Flamebeard's Followers swarm all over them and beat both Katon and Kodos down. When Erik Flamebeard is satisfied with the beating, they back off and head back toward the locker room, their point made.

Page: These guys are out of control.
Heenan: You’d better not get in their way.
Page: They’re just bullies. Up next is the Television Title match.


Swaggs vs Shorty.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title.

The Match: STIFF high kick on Shorty by Swaggs. Shorty comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Standing leg lariat by Shorty on Swaggs. Shorty misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Swaggs walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Swaggs powers out of a headlock. Swaggs hits a rolling kick on Shorty. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Shorty. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pin, but Shorty is out just before the three count. Shorty elbows Swaggs in the face to break a hammerlock. Shorty crushes Swaggs with a running senton. Pin, but Swaggs is out just before the three count. Shorty goes for a splash but Swaggs puts the knees up. Shorty can barely stand. Here it comes - X-Buster. 1....2...3, it's finished. Swaggs is still in the ring celebrating. Shorty pushes the referee away. Shorty puts Swaggs in the corner. Shorty sets up, and hits a Super Frankensteiner!

Winner: Swaggs is the 1st FOFC Television Champion.

Page: What a turnaround for Swaggs. Just a few months ago he was suspended. Since he’s come back he has been more focused and is now a Champion.
Heenan: It was a fast count by the referee.
Page: What are you talking about? There was no fast count. You need to have your eyes checked. We understand that something is going on backstage where our cameras are.

We head to the backstage area where Atatange is walking out of his locker room. Erik Flamebeard is walking by and stops him.

Flamebeard: Atatange, I wanted to talk to you. I saw what you did to Gold earlier. Now, I may not approve of you attacking a person of power, but I certainly don’t feel bad that it was Gold. Now, I have a proposition for you. I like your aggressiveness. I will give you a chance to be on the show. But you have to show me you belong. Here’s what I want you to do...

Flamebeard leads Atatange out of our camera’s range as they continue talking.

Atatange debuted his new gimmick, Lackey. It got a positive response.

Page: What is Flamebeard up to now?
Heenan: Why is it every time you see Flamebeard you think he is up to something? He is just trying to give the guy a chance to be on the show, unlike Gold.
Page: Yeah, sure. Flamebeard is just trying to be nice. We saw how nice he was to Double K earlier. I don’t like them, but I don’t approve of a vicious 4 on 2 attack.
Heenan: Hey, if you are asked to do a job, you’d better do it.
Page: Up next is our grudge match. It will be a Tables Match with Tekneek and Sachmo taking on Chief Rum and Noop. Noop is trying to break into the win column.

Tekneek and Sachmo vs Chief Rum and Noop.

Match Background: This will be a tables bout. Noop and Tekneek have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Sachmo is the reigning FOFC Hardcore champion, and has been since 04 April 2006.

The Match: Noop arm drags Sachmo over and locks on an armbar. Tekneek walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Chief \ Noop whip Sachmo into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Noop goes to suplex Tekneek through a table, but he slips out the backdoor. Chief Rum misses a clothesline. Flying elbow from Tekneek, grazing the target slightly. Tekneek goes to slam Noop through a table, but he manages to escape. Tiger suplex on Chief. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Tekneek throws Noop onto the table, climbs to the top rope...and uses a flying elbow drop to collapse the table and pick up a victory. Tekneek \ Sachmo nod at each other...and they attack Noop \ Chief! The element of surprise works in their favour, and they have soon left Noop \ Chief down and out on the canvas.

Winners: Tekneek and Sachmo.

Heenan: Great match.
Page: Was it necessary to attach them after the match?
Heenan: Hey, Noop and Chief Rum would have done the same thing.

Illinifan comes out to the ring and grabs a mic.

Illinifan: Hey, Revrew. I hope you are watching at home. I’ve beaten everyone that has come to your defense. Keep sending me your friends. I’ll beat them all. It’s just a warmup for what I’m going to do to you when you come back.

Page: Someone has to stop this guy.
Heenan: Why, he’s just defending himself.
Page: Yeah, he’s the innocent one here. He never attacked anyone from behind. Up next is the match for the FOFC Heavyweight Title. Erik Watts saw how Windham beat his friend, Raven and won the title. He wants to avenge that.

Barry Windham vs Erik Watts.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Barry Windham has been FOFC Heavyweight champion since 22 April 2006.

The Match: Uninspired brawling from Barry Windham. Wack kick from Windham. Watts gets splashed in the corner. Windham slams Erik Watts down. Watts is sure in trouble now. Erik Watts once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Windham gets splashed in the corner. Powerslam from Erik Watts on Windham. Hooks the leg for a two count. Barry Windham comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Barry Windham DDTs Watts, but it just looked terrible. There's a two count on the pin. Barry Windham turns Watts inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Windham charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Windham receives some punishment by Erik Watts but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Barry Windham avoids a Erik Watts avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Barry Windham with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Watts. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Erik Watts can barely stand. Lariat!!! That shook the ring. Raven quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Barry Windham turns around. Raven spins Windham around. Raven hits the Raven Effect DDT! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Raven! Watts and Raven put the boots to Barry Windham, stomping away on him.

Winner: Barry Windham by DQ. He is still Heavyweight Champion.

Heenan: Now was that necessary?
Page: Raven was just getting revenge for the illegal way Windham won the title.
Heenan: What? Windham won that title fair and square.
Page: I’m tired.
Heenan: Why, I’m doing all the work?
Page: Don’t you have a vacation coming up? Up next is our main event. It is for the Lightweight Title. Coffee Warlord gets his long awaited rematch with Darkiller.

Coffee Warlord vs Darkiller.

Match Background: Darkiller and Coffee have been feuding recently. Coffee has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Darkiller has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 02 January 2006.

The Match: Coffee gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Darkiller hits some punches. How generic. BIG clothesline on Coffee. Coffee tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Coffee Warlord once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Running knee lift from Coffee Warlord. Spinebuster by Coffee Warlord. Hooks the leg for a two count. Darkiller kicks Coffee Warlord in the gut to reverse the momentum. Spear by Darkiller. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver by Darkiller! No one executes that move properly anymore. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Darkiller goes for a splash but Coffee puts the knees up. Coffee slams Darkiller. Darkiller avoids a Coffee Warlord avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Darkiller slams Coffee Warlord down and motions to the crowd. Tucker comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Coffee Warlord turns around. Tucker slams Coffee down. Tucker climbs to the top rope and hits the Tumbleweed Legdrop! Tucker leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Darkiller, Coffee got pinned. Coffee Warlord goes on the rampage, firing off stiff shots to both Darkiller and Tucker, who take the hint and swiftly leave the ring for their own safety.

Winner: Darkiller.


Page: I suppose you are going to tell me that was fair.
Heenan: No I don’t. It wasn’t right that Coffee attacked Tucker and Darkiller after the match.
Page: I can’t win. We gotta go everyone. Tune in next week for more great action.


FOFC Lightweight Champion: Darkiller.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Sachmo.
FOFC Television Champion: Swaggs.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money. (Title is currently suspended.)

We had an overall rating of 70% for the show.
We had a .45 TV rating.
Attendance: 477.
Match of the night: Semi-final match for the TV Title: Shorty vs. Quicksand. 100% match rating. 78% overall rating.

[Swaggs]

The reign of Swaggs begins! :)

[JeeberD]

Welcome to the show, Bad Ass Princess! We're glad to have you on our side...

[atatange1]

Long live Flamebeard! :D

[Coffee Warlord]

Oh tucker tucker tucker. Guess I gotta kick your ass too now.

And for the finishing move of the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord....

Hmm...bad pun time.

<b>Overdose!</b>

[bertogarce]

I welcome the Bad Ass Princess with open arms! It'll be nice to finally have someone watching our back. Enjoy your ride with greatness, Princess!

OOC: great job on the website!

[DolphinFan1]

Thanks for all the positive feedback on the website. I should have another show posted soon. I have been a little busy. Stay tuned.

[DolphinFan1]

The website has the preview of the next show, Tuesday Tough Love for May 2, 2006. I will post the results of the show on Wednesday. :)

[DolphinFan1]

New show posted on Website. I will post it here when I have time.

[DolphinFan1]

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*****TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE*****
*****May 2, 2006*****


We start out our show with Erik Flamebeard in the ring.

Flamebeard: I’d like to start by saying hello to all my fans out there.

This prompts the crowd to boo profusely.

Flamebeard: I know you all love me. But I have some business to take care of. I’d like Atatange to come out here.

Flamebeard waits as Atatange comes out. The crowd starts up a “You Suck” chant.

Flamebeard: Atatange, last week I told you I didn’t agree with you beating up authority figures. But I do like your aggressive style. You’re just a little raw. I have an assignment for you. Tonight you will wrestle Noop. You will win or you will face punishment for what you did to Gold last week. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like Gold any more than you do. But you have to take your aggression out on the right people. Noop should be an easy task for you.
Atatange: Thank you. Does this mean I am a member of Flamebeard’s Followers?
Flamebeard: Whoa, whoa, whoa there. Not so fast. We need to get you focused so your aggression doesn’t take out the wrong person. Show me what you got against Noop and we’ll talk some more.


Flamebeard leaves the ring and the music of Noop hits.

Page: I guess we are starting the show with the match just made right now, Atatange vs. Noop.
Heenan: Poor Noop. He doesn’t stand a chance.


Atatange vs Noop.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Atatange uses some pathetic kicks in the corner now. Noop kicks Atatange in the gut to reverse the momentum. Atatange takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Noop whips Atatange into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Noop with an enziguri! HBK isn't moving...uh oh. Oh, sorry, I had a flashback to the last time I got fooled. Cover, but there's no one to count for Noop! Atatange is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Atatange hits a dropkick on Noop. Back heel kick from Atatange on Noop, but it missed by miles. Covers for a quick two count. Flying knee to the face from Atatange. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Noop reverses a hip toss. Noop hits a shitty missile dropkick on Atatange. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Noop goes for a splash but Atatange puts the knees up. Tekneek comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Noop turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Tekneek! Tekneek has left Noop in big trouble. Noop is in trouble. Here it comes - Super Kick. 1....2...3, it's finished. Atatange and Tekneek beat away on Noop, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas.

Winner: Atatange.

Heenan: Flamebeard’s Followers have a new member!
Page: That’s not what Flamebeard said. Besides, Atatange wasn’t very impressive. He needed help from Tekneek.
Heenan: He won the match didn’t he?
Page: Wait a minute! Noop is still in the ring and he has a mic.


Noop: Tekneek. I am sick and tired of you interfering in all my matches. Meet me at May Mayhem one on one. Then we’ll see how tough you are.

Noop throws the mic on the mat and leaves.

Page: Wow. Maybe we’ll find out later if Tekneek accepts the challenge.
Heenan: Why wouldn’t he? He’s clearly a much better wrestler than Noop.
Page: But all his attacks on Noop have been cheap shots. Up next is a return bout from last week. Shorty and Quicksand fought in the TV Title Tournament last week and it was a classic. This week they will hook up again for a shot at the TV Title next week.

Shorty vs Quicksand.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Shorty hits a dropkick on Quicksand and gets right back up. SUPER frankensteiner on Quicksand, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Quicksand is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Quicksand connects with a back heel kick on Shorty and gets back up quickly. Spin kick by Quicksand to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Covers for a quick two count. Power drive elbow by Quicksand. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pin, but Shorty is out just before the three count. Hard back suplex on Shorty. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Shorty fights out of a grapple. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Quicksand is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Quicksand goes down. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Implant DDT by Shorty! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Quicksand goes down. Quicksand reverses a waistlock. Hard back suplex on Shorty. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Tiger suplex on Shorty. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Shorty is in trouble. Cut-Throat Suplex! 1....2....3. Quicksand is still in the ring celebrating. Shorty pushes the referee away. Shorty puts Quicksand in the corner. Shorty sets up, and hits a Super Frankensteiner!

My Opinion: Great match, it deserves every snowflake its getting. ****1\4

Winner: Quicksand wins and gets a TV Title shot next week.

Page: Wow, another great match from those two. They actually topped last week’s effort.
Heenan: I didn’t think it was better. Quicksand won.
Page: At least he won without cheating. Up next is for the TV Title. Tekneek has challenged Swaggs.


Swaggs vs Tekneek.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Swaggs has been FOFC Television champion since 25 April 2006.

The Match: Spinning bulldog in the corner and Tekneek is down! Tiger suplex on Tekneek. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Back heel kick off the second rope, Tekneek goes down. Pin, but Tekneek is out just before the three count. Hard back suplex on Tekneek. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hooks the leg for a two count. Swaggs charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Flying elbow from Tekneek, grazing the target slightly. Back heel kick from Tekneek on Swaggs. Swaggs kicks Tekneek in the gut to reverse the momentum. Flying cross body off the top rope! The bell rings. The referee declares that the time limit has expired, and the match is a draw.Noop comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Tekneek turns...and narrowly avoids vicious chair shot! Tekneek spins Noop around. Tekneek hits the Super Kick! Tekneek has left Noop down on the canvas.Tekneek: You want me at Mayhem. You got it punk. He kicks Noop one more time as he leaves.

Winner: Time limit draw.

Page: Well, I guess we have our answer. Noop vs. Tekneek at May Mayhem.
Heenan: Better bring the stretcher. Noop is in trouble.
Page: Noop might surprise everyone.

Page and Heenan are interrupted by the music of Coffee Warlord.

Coffee: I’m out here for one reason and one reason only. Darkiller, you and I have to settle this thing once and for all. I want that title at May Mayhem without interference.

The music of Darkiller plays and he comes to the apron.

Darkiller: You want a match, You want to be beaten again. Fine. No problem here. See you at Mayhem.

Before Darkiller can leave, the music of Gold hits.

Gold: I’m glad you accepted Coffee’s challenge, Darkiller. But because of past injustices I am going to have to add something to the match. At May Mayhem it will be Darkiller vs. Coffee Warlord for the FOFC Lightweight Title inside a steel cage. This will be a fair match, Darkiller. Good luck.

Darkiller is livid as Gold leaves.

Coffee: Hey, Darkiller. I’ll see you at Mayhem. Bring MY belt.

Page: It looks like we have two matches booked for May Mayhem.
Heenan: That’s not right. Darkiller shouldn’t have to defend the title against Coffee again. He’s already beaten him many times. And it shouldn’t have to be done inside a steel cage.
Page: Justice will be served. Up next is a tag team match. The Badasses debuted their new manager, The Bad Ass Princess last week. And Double K got a beating from Flamebeard’s Followers for not wrestling up to expectations. This match should be a stepping stone for one of these teams.

The Badasses vs Double K.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Kodos uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Jeeber counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Flying elbow from JeeberD connects. Tag between JeeberD and Bertogarce. Flying elbow from Bertogarce connects. Bertogarce hits a dropkick on Kodos and gets right back up. Kodos reverses a hip toss. Hard back suplex on Bertogarce. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Tag between Kodos and Katon. Spinning back kick from Katon. Katon hits a rolling kick on Bertogarce. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Bertogarce kicks Katon in the gut to reverse the momentum. Bertogarce hits a rolling kick on Katon. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Tag between Bertogarce and JeeberD. Tiger suplex on Katon. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Jeeber hits a dropkick on Katon and gets right back up. The Badasses have Katon to themselves. Bad Ass Bomb! 1....2....3! It's over. Kodos and Katon remain in the ring, arguing. Katon looks really angry. Kodos pushes Katon away and walks off, looking furious.

Winners: The Badasses. Double K seem to be having some problems.

Page: It looks like The Badasses new manager is having a positive effect. Double K on the other hand seem to be having some problems between them.
Heenan: This is all Flamebeard’s fault. He should have left them alone.
Page: Heenan, you surprise me every week. Are you saying you don’t like Flamebeard’s way of doing things?
Heenan: Uh, I have no problem with Flamebeard. It’s just that those guys are young and they probably didn’t need that.
Page: I understand that Chief Rum is backstage and wants to say something.

Chief Rum: Illinifan, you are a big talker. You say you are beating everyone. Yes you beat me. But you got lucky. Hey, why don’t you find two partners and meet me in the ring later.

Heenan: Doesn’t this guy learn?
Page: I think it’s a great idea. Maybe it will be a fair match. Up next is a match for the Hardcore Title. Smokin’ Warlord won a 4 person elimination match last week to get this shot.

Sachmo vs Smokin' Warlord.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Sachmo has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 04 April 2006.

The Match: Sachmo walks into a high dropkick from Smokin' Warlord, almost losing several teeth in the process. Smokin' Warlord dropkicks Sachmo after leaping off an upturned shopping cart! Hard back suplex on Sachmo. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Smokin' uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Sachmo counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Smokin' takes a thrown chair to the face! Smokin' takes a NICE hurrancarana from Sachmo. Hooks the leg for a two count. Smokin' Warlord fights out of a grapple. Super kick by Smokin' Warlord. There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from Smokin' Warlord. Nicely done. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Sachmo reverses a Smokin' Warlord hammerlock. Sachmo hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Smokin' powers out of a headlock. Smokin' uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Digamma comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Clothesline...but Smokin' ducks! Sachmo gets hit! Smokin' Warlord knocks Digamma out of the ring. Sachmo gets knocked to the ground by Smokin', who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Swanton Bomb! 1....2....3. Sachmo and Digamma beat away on Smokin' Warlord, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas.

Winner: Smokin’ Warlord is the new FOFC Hardcore Champ.

Page: Great win for Smokin’, we have a new champ.
Heenan: What a great champ. He is down on the mat.
Page: Well, if Digamma didn’t cheap shot him. Never mind, I’m wasting my breath. Up next is the challenge match that Chief Rum set out. We don’t know who is in it.

The music of Illinifan hits and he comes out first. Then the music of Primelord and finally Tucker come to the ring. Illinifan grabs a mic.

Illinifan: Well, Chief Scum, we’re here. Come on out. We know you are alone, you have no more friends. Let’s see, Noop, no he’s in the back hurt. Revrew, no he’s still at home. Who’s left?

Illinifan is interrupted by the music of Chief Rum. He comes out. He stands in the entrance ramp and then the music of The Afoci and NevStar starts and all three charge the ring and we are ready to start this match.

Chief Rum, The Afoci, and NevStar vs Illinifan, Tucker, and Primelord.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Illinifan walks into a high dropkick from Chief Rum, almost losing several teeth in the process. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Tag to NevStar. Implant DDT by NevStar! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. NevStar tags out to The Afoci. NevStar \ Afoci whip Illinifan into the corner. NevStar whips The Afoci in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. The Afoci hits a rolling kick on Illinifan. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Afoci charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Illinifan uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Illinifan tags out to Tucker. Implant DDT by Tucker! I will always and forever mark out for that move. DDT from the top rope by Tucker. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Afoci takes a flying neckbreaker from Tucker. Tag to Primelord. Primelord just WAFFLES Afoci with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Primelord uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! The Afoci pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tag to Chief Rum. Spin kick by Chief Rum to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tag between Primelord and Illinifan. STIFF high kick on Chief by Illinifan. Flying reverse elbow by Illinifan. Chief Rum slugs Illinifan, sending him down into the corner. While Chief fires up the crowd, Illinifan is removing the turnbuckle pad! Chief Rum comes over...but Illinifan grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Chief Rum face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Illinifan rolls up the stunned Chief Rum: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that?Following the pinfall, Illinifan/Tucker/Primelord beat on the Afoci/NevStar/Chief Rum. When they finally leave, Chief Rum is the worst off and has to be helped to the back.

Winners: Illinifan/Tucker/Primelord.

Heenan: Chief Rum should have left it alone. He’s not in Illinifan’s league. You know, ever since he started helping Noop, he’s been losing. He should dump that loser.
Page: What has Noop done to anyone? He’s just trying to win a match.

The music of Gold hits and he comes to the ring.

Gold: I’m out here by special request. Coffee has challenged Darkiller at May Mayhem and there will be a Lightweight Title defense inside a steel cage. But the team of Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord have demanded a match with Flamebeard’s Followers. They are sick of interference so they want all three members in the ring where they can see them. So, right here next week it will be, Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord vs. Darkiller, Digamma and Tucker. Oh, and there will be a special guest referee for that match. But you’ll have to wait until next week to see who it is.

With that Gold leaves the ring.

Heenan: Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord must be crazy. They want a handicap match.
Page: I wonder who the referee will be. But we don’t have time to talk about that right now. Up next is our main evert. It is a 4 person elimination match with the winner getting a Heavyweight Title shot at May Mayhem.

Raven vs Erik Watts vs CW Anderson vs Donovan Morgan.

Match Background: This will be an elimination bout.

The Match: Raven slams Erik Watts. BIG clothesline on Watts. There's a two count on the pin. Watts reverses a waistlock. Watts tags out to CW Anderson. Fallaway slam by CW Anderson puts down Raven. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Powerbomb on Raven. Cover, but there's no one to count for CW Anderson! Raven charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Raven blocks a punch. Tag to Donovan Morgan. CW takes a quick lariat. A Gut buster connects on CW and hits hard. Donovan Morgan misses a clothesline. Fallaway slam by CW Anderson puts down Donovan Morgan. Spear! Donovan is down! ONE...TWO...THREE. CW defeats Donovan. CW hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Weak bodyslam on CW by Watts sets up a legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Powerslam from Erik Watts on CW. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! CW kicks Erik Watts in the gut to reverse the momentum. High Angle DDT by CW Anderson just SPIKES Erik Watts down! Tag between CW Anderson and Raven. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Watts! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Raven pins Watts. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Raven ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. CW Anderson pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Massive backbreaker on Raven and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Raven reverses a hip toss. Bodyslam by Raven. Barry Windham comes running down the aisle with a chair! CW and Raven continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Barry Windham slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but Raven moves! Windham accidentally blasts CW with a chair to the head! Raven throws Windham out of the ring! CW Anderson is in trouble. Raven Effect DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

Winner: Raven wins and gets a Heavyweight Title shot a May Mayhem.

Page: Raven wins even with interference from Windham.
Heenan: He got lucky. But he’s going to need more than luck to beat Windham and take the title.
Page: We have to go everyone. See you next week.

FOFC Lightweight Champion: Darkiller.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Smokin’ Warlord.
FOFC Television Champion: Swaggs.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money. (Titles currently suspended.)

We had a 69% overall rating for the show.
We had a .46 TV Rating.
Attendance: 467.
Match of the night: Shorty vs. Quicksand: 100% match, 81% overall.



Check the website for early matches listed for May Mayhem. More match listings to come.

Check out the poll and vote for who you think will be the special guest referee during next week's 3 on 2 handicap match.

[DolphinFan1]

New feature on the FOFC Wrestling website. Interview segment.

Each week I will do an interview with a different FOFC Wrestling Star. Go here for the interview: www.geocities.com/stormtruppa

[JeeberD]

Who the hell are these Double K fools? Give us a challenge, will you? How about those punks in Legal Narcotics? They seem like they might be able to give us at least a little bit of a challenge...

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by JeeberD
Who the hell are these Double K fools? Give us a challenge, will you? How about those punks in Legal Narcotics? They seem like they might be able to give us at least a little bit of a challenge...

Actually, if you remember, The Afoci and NevStar are the #1 contenders to the tag team titles. (They won a tournament). So, keep reading. In the next show you have an interesting little argument. :D

[Coffee Warlord]

On behalf of Legal Narcotics.

Any time, any place, punk.

[JeeberD]

Ooh, intriguing... :D

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
On behalf of Legal Narcotics.

Any time, any place, punk.

Uh, Coffee you have other fish to fry. Namely Darkiller as you go for the FOFC Lightweight Title at May Mayhem. It's too early in you tag team alliance to go for the titles. :)

[Coffee Warlord]

Oh I don't want a title match just yet.

I just want a fight. :)

[JeeberD]

Bring it on.

The Badasses are waiting for ya...*


*We still want to a go at Afoci and NevStar too, though...

[DolphinFan1]

Sorry for the delay. I should have a couple more shows posted sometime this weekend. If I have time. I am working tonight and I just got over food poisoning.

[Tekneek]

About time Noop and I got it on for real. We're going to bring the house down.

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Tekneek
About time Noop and I got it on for real. We're going to bring the house down.

I had to build it up. I am trying to make this dynasty and these storylines better the the WWE crap on television. Those guys don't know how to keep storylines. :)

[DolphinFan1]

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*****TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE*****
*****May 9, 2006*****

Dallas Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love, I’m Dallas Page.
Bobby Heenan: And I’m Bobby Heenan.
Page: Bobby, what a show we have lined up tonight. We have a TV Title match between Quicksand and Swaggs. Also on the card are two triple threat matches with title shots on the line. Our main event tonight is a 3 on 2 handicap match between Coffee/Smokin’ Warlord vs. Darkiller/Digamma/Tucker with a special guest referee.
Heenan: Yeah, and we still don’t know who the special guest referee is. Gold isn’t here yet, so we won’t find out until later.
Page: Our 1st match is a tag team match between Atatange/Tekneek and Noop/Chief Rum. Wait a minute. I understand there is something going on backstage.

We cut to the back to see Noop and Erik Flamebeard arguing.

Noop: Where is Chief Rum?
Flamebeard: He was too severely injured after last week’s match to come here tonight.
Noop: He’s supposed to be my tag team partner tonight.
Flamebeard: I’m sorry, but he isn’t here.
Noop: Well, give me a tag team partner.
Flamebeard: Listen here you little snot nosed punk. You don’t tell me what to do. Besides, everyone else is already booked on the card. You will have to go it alone. Good luck.

Flamebeard walks away laughing.

Noop vs Atatange and Tekneek.

Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout. This is a continuation of the Noop vs Tekneek feud. So far, Noop hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Tekneek since the feud started.

The Match: Atatange snap suplexes Noop. Tekneek arm drags Noop over and locks on an armbar. Tekneek scoops up Noop. Atatange bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Slingshot clothesline by Atatange, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Atatange \ Tekneek whip Noop into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Atatange powers out of a headlock. Noop uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Atatange comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Kick to the gut from Atatange, who sadly, was even able to botch THAT. Atatange \ Tekneek whip Noop into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Noop counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Noop blasts Tekneek with a superkick. There's a two count on the pin. Atatange counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Back heel kick from Atatange on Noop, but it missed by miles. Badly executed second rope splash by Tekneek. Tekneek grapples with Noop, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned Noop: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot!

Winner: Atatange and Tekneek.

Page: That was unfair to Noop.
Heenan: Why? It wasn’t like he was going to win even if he had a tag team partner.
Page: Up next is a triple threat match with the winner getting a TV Title shot right here next week.

Primelord vs Shorty vs Kodos.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout.

The Match: Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Primelord goes down. Shorty walks into a high dropkick from Kodos, almost losing several teeth in the process. Kodos misses a clothesline. Primelord uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Flying reverse elbow by Shorty. Pin, but Primelord is out just before the three count. Flying elbow from Kodos connects. Shorty pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Primelord \ Shorty hook up Kodos, then hit a double suplex. Kodos walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Standing leg lariat by Shorty on Primelord. Primelord powers out of a Shorty headlock. Primelord hits a dropkick on Kodos and gets right back up. Kodos tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Primelord goes to the eyes! Primelord quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Kodos collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Kodos got screwed!

Winner: Primelord gets a TV Title shot next week.

Page: Kodos is on a bit of a losing streak as of late.
Heenan: What they need is a manager.
Page: Why don’t you do it?
Heenan: What? And who is going to announce the matches? You need me.
Page: No really, I don’t. Feel free to go anytime.
Heenan: No, I enjoy making your life miserable.

The music of the Badasses play and The Bad Ass Princess along with JeeberD and Bertogarce come out to the ring.

Bad Ass Princess: We wanted to come out here to talk to someone in authority. Since Gold isn’t here right now, I guess we will have to settle for Flamebeard. We are not leaving this ring until we speak to you.

After about a minute Erik Flamebeard comes out looking none too pleased.

Flamebeard: Just who in the hell do you think you are?
Bad Ass Princess: We are part of what pays your salary pal. We want to know how long you are going to protect the tag team titles. Marmel is still in rehab, so don’t you think you should do something about the titles.
Flamebeard: Listen, I will decide when and what to do about the titles. You and your boys should worry about winning matches. Besides...

Flamebeard is interrupted by the music of The Afoci and NevStar who come to the ring.

The Afoci: Now just a minute here. Regardless of when the titles are reinstated, we are the #1 contenders. We won a tournament just before that loser Marmel went into rehab. So, it doesn’t matter what you want. The shot is ours.

JeeberD goes nose to nose with the Afoci.

JeeberD: Is that right?
The Afoci: Yes it is.

Flamebeard steps between them.

Flamebeard: Hold on here. Since you two are so interested in tag titles, you can fight it out. The Badasses and The Afoci/NevStar with the winner getting a tag team title shot whenever I reinstate the titles. Let’s get a referee down here and start this match.

Bad Ass Princess gained 2 points of overness from this segment. Bertogarce gained 1 point of overness from this segment.

The Badasses vs The Afoci and NevStar.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Implant DDT by NevStar! I will always and forever mark out for that move. NevStar crushes Jeeber with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. NevStar tags out to The Afoci. Afoci \ NevStar whip Jeeber into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Implant DDT by The Afoci! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Covers for a quick two count. Standing leg lariat by The Afoci on Jeeber. Jeeber counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Diamond Dust from JeeberD and Afoci is out! Jeeber tags out to Bertogarce. Spin kick by Bertogarce to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Super kick by Bertogarce. Bertogarce walks into a drop toe hold. Tag to NevStar. Lightning kick by NevStar on Bertogarce. Tor-NADO DDT from NevStar, Bertogarce got planted! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Bertogarce walks into a high dropkick from NevStar, almost losing several teeth in the process. NevStar goes for a splash but Bertogarce puts the knees up. Super kick by Bertogarce. Bad Ass Princess is at ringside! NevStar wastes valuable time by yelling at Princess! Bertogarce takes advantage of the distraction and nails NevStar from behind! Bertogarce floors NevStar. Here it comes...Rollover Double Underhook! NevStar taps! NevStar \ Afoci don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack The Badasses, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.

Winners: The Badasses are the new #1 contenders for the tag titles.

Page: What did you think of that Heenan?
Heenan: That was brilliant by Flamebeard. He had both teams arguing so much that they forgot what really brought them down here.
Page: And what was that?
Heenan: They both wanted to know when the tag titles would be reinstated. They never got an answer. Ha Ha.
Page: We understand that Raven has asked for some time to say something to Barry Windham.

Raven: Barry Windham, You must be proud of yourself. You won the FOFC Heavyweight title. It’s too bad you are not a model wrestler. But you will have to pay for your injustices. Everything you do will come back to get you. Your soul is already lost. It’s too late. You will slowly rot away. Judgement and retribution is at hand. Quoth the Raven nevermore.

Page: What the hell?
Heenan: He’s always been a strange one.
Page: Uh, yeah. Let’s move on to our next match. It’s a triple threat match with the winner getting a Hardcore Title shot next week.

Illinifan vs Sachmo vs Katon.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout.

The Match: Katon hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Katon strikes Sachmo. Illinifan blocks a punch. Katon takes a thrown chair to the face! SUPER frankensteiner on Illinifan, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Katon hits a rolling kick on Sachmo. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Sachmo reverses a waistlock. Illinifan \ Sachmo whip Katon into the corner. Illinifan whips Sachmo in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Back heel kick off the second rope, Katon goes down. Sachmo hits a face jam on Illinifan onto a chair! Illinifan blocks a kick from Sachmo. Implant DDT by Illinifan! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Illinifan ducks a Katon clothesline and does a quick roll up. Illinifan has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!

Winner: Illinifan gets a Hardcore Title shot next week.

Page: Double K certainly are having their problems. First Kodos and now Katon loses.
Heenan: I am going to have to help them find a manager. They are way too talented. They just need to stay focused.
Page: We understand that our cameras caught something backstage during that last match.

The camera shows the outside of the locker room of Atatange. Erik Flamebeard appears, knocks, then enters, closing the door behind him.

Page: Flamebeard certainly has been showing a lot of interest in Atatange of late.
Heenan: Why not? The kid has a lot of potential. With the right leader to harness it, he could be great.
Page: Excuse me Bobby, but our cameras are outside. Apparently someone is arriving.

A limo pulls up outside, and out steps Gold. He looks around, then heads for the locker rooms.

Page: Finally, someone who is fair in authority has arrived.
Heenan: I was hoping he’d stay home tonight.
Page: Up next is a match for the TV Title.

Quicksand vs Swaggs.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Swaggs has been FOFC Television champion since 25 April 2006.

The Match: Swaggs hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Swaggs just WAFFLES Quicksand with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Spin kick by Swaggs to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Hard back suplex on Quicksand. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Swaggs walks into a drop toe hold. Spin kick by Quicksand to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Quicksand crushes Swaggs with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Swaggs ducks a wild right hand. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Quicksand is down! There's a two count on the pin. Tor-NADO DDT from Swaggs, Quicksand got planted! Pin, but Quicksand is out just before the three count. Quicksand blocks a punch. Standing leg lariat by Quicksand on Swaggs. Swaggs comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Swaggs hits a rolling kick on Quicksand. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Quicksand is in trouble. X-Buster!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Primelord comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Primelord stuns Swaggs. Primelord quickly goes up to the top rope, and leaps off, hitting the Missile Dropkick! Swaggs has been left down on the canvas.

Winner: Swaggs is still the Television Champ.

Page: A really good match by those two.
Heenan: But as you can see, Primelord is ready for his shot next week.
Page: Yes, he knows how to attack people from behind. Up next is our main event. But before we go to the ring, I understand that Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord have something to say. They are backstage.

Coffee Warlord: We want to say hi to all our fans out there. I also want to announce that Smokin’ and I have decided on a tag team name. We are now known as Legal Narcotics. We also want to put other tag teams on notice, after we despatch with these punks in Flamebeard’s Followers, we will be coming for you. The tag titles will be ours.

The music of Gold hits and we are ready for our main event as he comes to the ring.

Gold: Hello everyone. I hope you have enjoyed the show so far. Up now is our main event. It will be a 3 on 2 handicap match between Legal Narcotics and Flamebeard’s Followers. But as I stated last week, there is a special guest referee. So, without further ado, your special guest referee is...

The music of Erik Flamebeard hits and he makes his way to the ring as the crowd is livid.

Heenan: A great choice by Gold. Flamebeard makes an excellent referee.
Page: I don’t think this is who Gold had in mind.

Flamebeard: Before you get ahead of yourself. I want to know how come you made this match and get to name a special guest referee.
Gold: I don’t know why you are so upset. Looking at the match listing it says, Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord vs. Darkiller, Digamma and Tucker. That’s 2 on 3 in your favor. What’s the problem?
Flamebeard: I should have been informed who the referee was.
Gold: You will know, right now. Before I was rudely interrupted, your special guest referee is none other than the GM of FOFC Wrestling, DolphinFan.

As DolphinFan comes out the crowd cheers and Flamebeard is in shock.

DolphinFan: I’d like to start out by saying hi to all the fans in attendance and those watching at home. Now, I have something to say to my two Co-Commissioners. I put you two in charge to make shows entertaining for the crowd. Flamebeard, you have been a little abusive with your power. You have tried to make matches which favor your alliances. That’s fine to some degree. But from now on this is how it will work. If you or Gold makes a match, the other is allowed to make a match. But what I really came out here to say before I referee this match concerns the FOFC Tag Team Titles. It’s time to do something about them. But in all fairness to the Champs, I will give Marmel until the end of the month to come back from rehab. If the doctor doesn’t release him by then, I will strip the titles making them vacant. Then we will have a tag team tournament with The Badasses getting a bye in the 1st round since they are the #1 contenders. Now get out of MY ring, I have a match to referee.

Gold and Flamebeard exit and the combatants come out to the ring for the match.

Legal Narcotics vs Flamebeard's Followers.

Match Background: This will be a 3 on 2 handicap bout. Coffee and Smokin' are teaming up as Legal Narcotics for the first time tonight. This is a continuation of the Digamma vs Smokin' feud. Darkiller and Coffee have been feuding recently. Coffee has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Darkiller is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 02 January 2006. Smokin' Warlord is the reigning FOFC Hardcore champion, and has been since 02 May 2006.

The Match: Digamma hits a short arm drag on Smokin'. Digamma arm drags Smokin' over and locks on an armbar. Tag between Digamma and Tucker. Digamma scoops up Smokin'. Tucker bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. Tucker gets taken down out of nowhere! Flying reverse elbow by Smokin' Warlord. Tag between Smokin' Warlord and Coffee Warlord. Death valley driver by Coffee Warlord! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pin, but Tucker is out just before the three count. Coffee hits a right hand. Tucker flips out of a Coffee Warlord bodyslam attempt. Tucker tags out to Digamma. Flying elbow from Digamma, grazing the target slightly. Tag between Digamma and Darkiller. Darkiller \ Digamma whip Coffee into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spinebuster by Darkiller. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee blocks a punch. Coffee Warlord hits some punches. How generic. Darkiller counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Tag to Tucker. Tucker kicks the leg, knocks Coffee down, and goes to work on it. Implant DDT by Tucker! I will always and forever mark out for that move. There's a two count on the pin. Tor-NADO DDT from Tucker, Coffee got planted! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tag to Darkiller. Tucker \ Darkiller hook up Coffee, then hit a double suplex. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Coffee Warlord by Darkiller. Remember when that was a legit finish? Darkiller misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Coffee tags out to Smokin' Warlord. Darkiller takes a NICE hurrancarana from Smokin' Warlord. Tag to Tucker. Second rope flying axe handle, Tucker goes down. One day, Smokin' might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Smokin' crushes Tucker with a huge legdrop. Tag between Tucker and Digamma. Digamma takes a flying neckbreaker from Smokin' Warlord. Digamma reverses a Smokin' Warlord hammerlock. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by Digamma who held onto that one for ages. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Smokin' counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Tag to Coffee Warlord. Coffee slams Digamma down and motions to the crowd. Full nelson slam on Digamma. Tag between Coffee Warlord and Smokin' Warlord. Smokin' Warlord scoops up Digamma. Coffee bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Smokin' Warlord climbs to the top turnbuckle as Digamma is stunned. Whisper In The Wind! 1....2....3.

Winners: Legal Narcotics.

Page: A great win with a referee who called it down the middle. What did you think of that Heenan?
Heenan: I gotta go.
Page: Heenan has nothing to say I guess. Tune in next week for the last show before May Mayhem. Good night everyone.

FOFC Lightweight Champion: Darkiller.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Smokin’ Warlord.
FOFC Television Champion: Swaggs.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money (Title Currently Suspended).

We had a 69% rating for the show.
We had a .50 TV rating for the show.
Attendance: 470.
Match of the Night: TV Title match: Quicksand vs. Swaggs.


May 10, 2006

I get an e-mail from NEPW owner Ed Schmitt. He is offering me a job with the company. They are at small level with 28% public image and $1.372 million to work with. I decline. I don’t want to start over. Especially since the FOFC is starting to make some noise.

[JeeberD]

Great show! :D

Glad to see that the Tag Team title will be available soon, one way or another...

Originally posted by DolphinFan1
Coffee Warlord: We also want to put other tag teams on notice, after we despatch with these punks in Flamebeard’s Followers, we will be coming for you. The tag titles will be ours.

:rolleyes:

Bring it on punk. Show me what ya got...

[atatange1]

Me being talked about as someday being great: :D . As for my form right now: :(

[DolphinFan1]

For all the serious followers of FOFC Wrestling, another update coming Monday evening.

Then I hope to have May Mayhem, our May large event posted by Wednesday. :)

[Swaggs]

I'm starting to like being Television Champ... that must mean I will lose soon. :)

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Swaggs
I'm starting to like being Television Champ... that must mean I will lose soon. :)

Most of your matches recently have been matches of the night. Your overness has improved. Keep it up. ;)

[DolphinFan1]

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*****TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE*****
*****May 16, 2006*****


Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love, I’m Dallas Page and I’m joined as always by Bobby Heenan. Well Bobby, tonight is the final show before Saturday’s event, May Mayhem. Everyone is pumped up and it should be a good show.
Heenan: That’s right. I also have some good news for Double K. I have found them a manager.
Page: Who is it?
Heenan: You’ll have to wait like everyone else.
Page: We are set to kick off the show with a TV Title match. Primelord won a triple threat match last week to get this shot. But Swaggs is on a roll. It should be a good one.

Primelord vs Swaggs.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Swaggs has been FOFC Television champion since 25 April 2006.

The Match: Implant DDT by Primelord! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Primelord walks into a drop toe hold. Swaggs connects with a back heel kick on Primelord and gets back up quickly. Spin kick by Swaggs to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Covers for a quick two count. Tor-NADO DDT from Swaggs, Primelord got planted! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Swaggs uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Primelord counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Primelord crushes Swaggs with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Power drive elbow by Primelord. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Primelord hits a dropkick on Swaggs and gets right back up. Primelord kicks the leg, knocks Swaggs down, and goes to work on it. Swaggs is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Swaggs uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Power drive elbow by Swaggs. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Primelord is in trouble. X-Buster! 1....2....3. Primelord is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is.

My Opinion: Absolutely solid match. A few minor things brought it down, so I'm tacking on a **** rating.

Winner: Swaggs wins and holds onto the TV title going into Mayhem.

Page: What a match. Those guys know how to kick off a show.
Heenan: Primelord was just a step off tonight. But if these two hook up again, Primelord will emerge victorious.
Page: I don’t know about that, but they should meet again at any rate.

Page is interrupted by the music of Erik Flamebeard. Flamebeard's Followers come to the ring, led by Erik Flamebeard.

Flamebeard: I’d like to introduce you all to the newest member of Flamebeard’s Followers, Atatange.

Atatange comes out to boos from the crowd.

Flamebeard: I have been impressed with your progress of late. You still need some work, but I’m confident that you will learn and fit right in with us.
Atatange: I certainly will give you 100%.
Flamebeard: That’s all we ask.

Flamebeard and Atatange shake hands and walk out together.

Atatange gained 3 points of overness from this segment.

Page: That young kid just sold his soul to the devil.
Heenan: What are you talking about? He is going to help that kid be a winner. Just look at Darkiller, he is the Lightweight Champ. Time and Money are the Tag Team Champs. He takes losers and turns them into winners.
Page: Yes he does. But he teaches them to win at any cost. That’s not a winner.
Heenan: Hey, in this business, you take whatever you can from whomever you can.
Page: Maybe you do, I don’t. Up next is a triple threat match with the winner getting a TV Title shot a May Mayhem on Saturday.

Sachmo vs Shorty vs Quicksand.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout.

The Match: STIFF high kick on Quicksand by Shorty. Shorty kicks the leg, knocks Sachmo down, and goes to work on it. Quicksand fights out of a grapple. Shorty takes a flying neckbreaker from Quicksand. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Quicksand is down! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Sachmo takes a flying neckbreaker from Shorty. Sachmo powers out of a Shorty headlock. Quicksand \ Sachmo whip Shorty into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Springboard dropkick from Quicksand. Nicely done. Standing leg lariat by Sachmo on Quicksand. Quicksand blocks a punch. Hard back suplex on Shorty. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Quicksand moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Cut-Throat Suplex. 1....2...3, it's finished.

Winner: Quicksand moves on to May Mayhem with a TV Title shot against Swaggs.

Page: My colleague, Bobby Heenan is in the ring.
Heenan: Right now I would like Katon and Kodos to come to the ring.

Double K come out to the ring and shake hands with Bobby Heenan.

Heenan: I have noticed you guys are having trouble focusing in the ring. Well, I have found you guys a manager to help you. He was a great wrestler in his day and still knows how to win. He is the living legend, Larry Zbysko.

Larry Zbysko comes out to a shocked crowd.

Zbysko: Do you guys want to win? Well, if you want to win, you had better listen to me. Sooner or later those tag titles will be around our waist.

Zbysko is interrupted by the music of The Afoci and NevStar as they come to the ring.

NevStar: Zbysko, you are a washed up has been. You couldn’t wrestle in your prime, what makes you think you can help these two losers.
Zbysko: Listen punk. Why don’t you and your partner bring it on? My guys are ready.

A referee comes to the ring and we have a match.

The Afoci and NevStar vs Double K.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Spinning back kick from NevStar. NevStar hits a rolling kick on Kodos. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. There's a two count on the pin. NevStar goes for a splash but Kodos puts the knees up. Kodos hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. SUPER frankensteiner on NevStar, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Kodos tags out to Katon. Katon hits a rolling kick on NevStar. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. NevStar elbows Katon in the face to break a hammerlock. Tag between NevStar and The Afoci. NevStar \ Afoci whip Katon into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Afoci uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! There's a two count on the pin. Lightning kick by Afoci on Katon. Tag to NevStar. Springboard dropkick from NevStar. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Katon avoids a NevStar avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Tag between Katon and Kodos. Implant DDT by Kodos! I will always and forever mark out for that move. The Afoci starts yelling at Zbysko who is up on the ring apron. The referee turns to tell Zbysko to get off the ring apron. Kodos grapples with NevStar, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned NevStar: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! Double K signal to each other...and they attack NevStar \ Afoci! After an swift brawl, NevStar and Afoci are left down in the ring.

Winner: Double K in an upset.

Heenan: Well, what did you think? Is that a blockbuster move or what?
Page: I admit I was shocked you convince Zbysko to manage Double K.
Heenan: He’s already helped them. Just having him at ringside gives Double K more confidence.
Page: Sure, that’s all he does is watch from ringside.

Our cameras cut to the backstage area where The Afoci and NevStar are passing The Badasses and the Bad Ass Princess who are heading to the ring for their match.

JeeberD: Good match guys.

JeeberD says as he passes and snickers.

The Afoci: You’d better watch it.

The Badasses vs Atatange and Tucker.

Match Background: The Badasses and Time and Money have been feuding recently. Time and Money have yet to beat their rivals in the ring since the feud began.

The Match: Tucker walks into a high dropkick from JeeberD, almost losing several teeth in the process. Tucker takes a flying neckbreaker from JeeberD. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between JeeberD and Bertogarce. JeeberD scoops up Tucker. Bertogarce bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying elbow from Bertogarce connects. Tucker counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Flying reverse elbow by Tucker. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Tucker and Atatange. Atatange uses a running dropkick into the corner. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bertogarce gets hip tossed by Atatange, allowing Atatange to take a moment and play to the crowd. Bertogarce elbows Atatange in the face to break a hammerlock. Second rope flying axe handle, Atatange goes down. One day, Bertogarce might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tag to JeeberD. Jeeber hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Tag to Tucker. Hard back suplex on Tucker. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. JeeberD has Tucker down on the canvas. Here it comes...Satellite Crossface! Tucker is almost unconscious with pain! The Afoci quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Bertogarce goes to make the intercept...but is jumped at ringside by NevStar! JeeberD turns around. The Afoci spins Jeeber around. The Afoci hits the Styles Clash! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Afoci! We have a three-way stand off in the ring, as The Badasses, Atatange \ Tucker and Afoci \ NevStar look at each other. They all charge forward, and a three-way brawl erupts in the ring! This is chaos! After a few minutes of fast and furious action, a motley crew of referees and stagehands hit the ring to break it up.

Winners: The Badasses by DQ with the interference from The Afoci and NevStar.

Page: What a good match spoiled by The Afoci and NevStar.
Heenan: JeeberD shouldn’t have laughed at them.

The music of Gold hits and he comes to the ring.

Gold: I am out here for one reason. Based on what we just saw, it’s clear that these guys can’t get along. So for May Mayhem I am adding a match with The Badasses #1 contenders spot on the line. It will be a triple threat tag team match between The Badasses, The Afoci/NevStar and Atatange/Tucker. You guys can settle your differences then.

Page: Wow! Another match added to an already blockbuster card.
Heenan: It should be a good one at Mayhem.
Page: Up next is a tag team match. It features two of the best who will be squaring off for the Heavyweight Title at May Mayhem.

Raven and Erik Watts vs Barry Windham and Samoa Joe.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Windham vs Raven feud. Raven has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Barry Windham is the reigning FOFC Heavyweight champion, and has been since 22 April 2006.

The Match: Raven connects with rights and lefts and Barry Windham is down! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Barry Windham by Raven. Remember when that was a legit finish? Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Raven and Erik Watts. Raven \ Watts whip Windham into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Covers for a quick two count. Running clothesline from Erik Watts was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Windham pushes out of a Erik Watts hold. Barry Windham hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Samoa Joe. Watts walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Running knee lift from Samoa Joe. Erik Watts once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Erik Watts with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Joe. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Tag to Raven. Joe gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Tag between Samoa Joe and Barry Windham. BAAACK Body drop by Windham gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Barry Windham is in trouble. Raven Effect DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Windham \ Joe don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Raven \ Watts, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.

Winner: Raven gets the victory and momentum going into Saturday’s Title match.

Page: A great win for Raven. He really needed that going into the match Saturday.
Heenan: Don’t get your hopes up. Windham usually finds a way to win.
Page: Yeah, he usually cheats. It’s time now for a video montage showing how the next match came about.

A video is played on the big screen showing the current feuds between Coffee Warlord and Darkiller and also Noop and Tekneek.

Coffee Warlord and Noop vs Darkiller and Tekneek.

Match Background: Darkiller and Coffee have been feuding recently. Coffee has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This is a continuation of the Noop vs Tekneek feud. So far, Noop hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Tekneek since the feud started. Darkiller is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 02 January 2006.

The Match: Darkiller walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Noop hits a shitty missile dropkick on Darkiller. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Noop and Coffee Warlord. Coffee \ Noop whip Darkiller into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Darkiller charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Hooks the leg for a two count. Darkiller is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Darkiller ducks a wild right hand. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Darkiller, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Tag to Tekneek. Tekneek hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Tekneek uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Coffee Warlord reverses a hip toss. Coffee tags out to Noop. Noop hits a shitty missile dropkick on Tekneek. Flying knee to the face from Noop. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Pin, but Tekneek is out just before the three count. Noop hits a back kick, doubling Tekneekover. Tekneek blocks a kick from Noop. Badly executed second rope splash by Tekneek. Tekneek whips Noop into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Noop floors Tekneek, then signals for the Missile Dropkick. Meanwhile, Tekneek has something in his hands. Noop comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Noop \ Coffee don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Tekneek \ Darkiller, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.

Winners: Darkiller and Tekneek.

Page: Not the way Noop wanted to go into Mayhem. He is still without a win in FOFC Wrestling.
Heenan: He needs to go back to school.
Page: Up next is our main event. It is for the FOFC Hardcore Title. Illinifan won a triple threat match last week to get this shot.

Illinifan vs Smokin' Warlord.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Smokin' Warlord has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 02 May 2006.

The Match: Smokin' hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Spin kick by Smokin' Warlord to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Flying elbow from Smokin' Warlord connects. Illinifan kicks Smokin' Warlord in the gut to reverse the momentum. Flying cookie sheet shot by Illinifan, blasting Smokin' in the face with it. Smokin' takes a NICE hurrancarana from Illinifan. There's a two count on the pin. Smokin' Warlord elbows Illinifan in the face to break a hammerlock. Lightning kick by Smokin' on Illinifan. Covers for a quick two count. Power drive elbow by Smokin' Warlord. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Illinifan backdrops Smokin' Warlord out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Illinifan. Double arm suplex by Illinifan connects as Smokin' hits hard. Illinifan gets taken down out of nowhere! Implant DDT by Smokin' Warlord! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Smokin' Warlord floors Illinifan...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Swanton Bomb, forget about it. 1....2...3!Digamma comes running down the aisle with a chair, and gets into the ring! Digamma hits Smokin' with a chair to the back! Coffee Warlord comes down to help. As he is fighting off Digamma and Illinifan, the rest of Flamebeard’s Followers come down to the ring. They are beating up Legal Narcotics. It is a massacre. Both are left laying down on the canvas. Digamma grabs a mic.

Digamma: Hey Smokin’, bring the Hardcore Title to Mayhem. I want it. And Coffee, after Darkiller beats you within an inch of your life and keeps the Lightweight Title, Legal Narcotics will be nothing more than cheap imitations.

Winner: Smokin’ Warlord wins and keeps the Hardcore Title.

Page: What an end to the show. It looks like we have another match for Mayhem.
Heenan: It looks like after Saturday, Flamebeard’s Followers will hold three titles.
Page: They still have to win the matches. We’ll see you Saturday everyone.


FOFC Lightweight Champion: Darkiller.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Smokin’ Warlord.
FOFC Television Champion: Swaggs.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money. (Title is currently suspended.)


Our overall rating for the show was 68%.
We had a .49 TV rating.
Attendance: 480.
Match of the night: TV Title Match: Primelord vs. Swaggs: 81% overall rating.


May Mayhem coming up Wednesday evening. See the website for the full card of matches.

[Coffee Warlord]

Time's up, Darkiller.

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord takes his title back at the PPV.

And of course, once Smokin' Warlord defends his title at May Mayhem, the mighty team of Legal Narcotics have their eyes set on those Tag Team Belts.

We like the shiny things. We've decided to collect them all.

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
And of course, once Smokin' Warlord defends his title at May Mayhem, the mighty team of Legal Narcotics have their eyes set on those Tag Team Belts.

Umm, you're not even close to the Tag Team belt. The three best tag teams will be wrestling in May Mayhem, and Legal Narcotics sure doesn't seem to be one of those teams.

Maybe one day, if Bertogarce, the Princess, and I are feeling nice, we might give you a shot at our #1 contender ranking though...

[Marmel]

This Tag Belt will never leave my possession. Tucker and I are the greatest tag team ever created, and you guys can have a shot at these titles once we decide to retire from wrestling.

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally posted by JeeberD
Umm, you're not even close to the Tag Team belt. The three best tag teams will be wrestling in May Mayhem, and Legal Narcotics sure doesn't seem to be one of those teams.

Maybe one day, if Bertogarce, the Princess, and I are feeling nice, we might give you a shot at our #1 contender ranking though...

That's cause I'm, ya know, competing for the REAL title.

Don't worry, I'll go pick up the Tag Team belts after the shiny lightweight title is back in the hands of the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord.

[JeeberD]

There's already been talk that if the doctors don't clear you soon that you're going to be stripped of the title. So get your ass out of rehab. The Badasses want to see you back up your talk with some action...

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
That's cause I'm, ya know, competing for the REAL title.

Don't worry, I'll go pick up the Tag Team belts after the shiny lightweight title is back in the hands of the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord.

Dola-

You want JeeberD one on one? You survive your fight with Darkiller and I'm all for it.

[Coffee Warlord]

I'll take you on, anytime, anywhere.

Shall we make it interesting? Submission match, perhaps?

[JeeberD]

Certainly. Bring it on, Java Boy...

[Noop]

When will my pain end? :(

:(

noop

[bertogarce]

Marmel, I suggest you stay in rehab as long as possible. Bribe the people there if you need to. Because the second you step back into the ring, The Badasses are taking those titles from you.

[DolphinFan1]

NEW SHOW POSTED ON WEBSITE.

Also there is a new interview and the roster is updated. I will post the show here later tonight, but for now you can view the results of May Mayhem on the website.

Comments, feedback, suggestions are welcome on this dynasty or website. Thanks for reading.:)

[The Afoci]

I can't win anything! Back to the roids for me!

[JeeberD]

DolphinFan: JeeberD had some pretty strong statements about you and your tag team partner, Tucker. Is there anything you would like to say to him?

Marmel: Jeeber who? Oh, you mean that unaccomplished wrestler? I have what he wants, and I have what he will never get. I prefer not to waste any of my time talking about that scum.


Ooooooh...

I soooo can't wait for Marmel to get out of rehab.... :mad:

[JeeberD]

Dola-

From May Mayhem...

The Badasses and Time and Money have been feuding recently. Time and Money have yet to beat their rivals in the ring since the feud began.

Nuff said.

Oh yeah, we easily retained our #1 contender spot. You don't scare us, Marmalade. So quit hiding in rehab and get your ass out here!!!

[DolphinFan1]

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*****May Mayhem*****
*****Saturday, May 20, 2006*****

We start out the night with a dark match. Double K tries to stay on the winning track with Larry Zbysko as there manager against Hotstuff Hernandez and Monsta Mack.

Double K vs Hotstuff Hernandez and Monsta Mack.

Match Background: None.

The Match: BIG clothesline on Kodos. Mack charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Kodos hits a rolling kick on Mack. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Tag between Kodos and Katon. Mack takes a flying neckbreaker from Katon. Katon uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Mack counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Katon by Mack. Remember when that was a legit finish? Mack tags out to Hotstuff Hernandez. Katon receives some punishment by Hotstuff Hernandez but with that horrid offense, we're the only ones truly being punished. Katon takes a right hand to the temple from Hotstuff. Hotstuff goes for a splash but Katon puts the knees up. Second rope flying axe handle, Hotstuff goes down. One day, Katon might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tag to Kodos. Tiger suplex on Hotstuff. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pin, but Hotstuff is out just before the three count. Spin kick by Kodos to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Larry Zbysko is at ringside! Hotstuff wastes valuable time by yelling at Zbysko! Kodos takes advantage of the distraction and nails Hotstuff from behind! Hotstuff Hernandez gets knocked to the ground by Kodos, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Picture Perfect Elbow, forget about it. 1....2...3! Hotstuff \ Mack are left down and out in the ring thanks to the attack of Katon, Kodos and Zbysko.

Winners: Double K.

Page: Welcome everyone to May Mayhem, I’m Dallas Page and I’m joined as always by Bobby Heenan.
Heenan: Hello Humanoids.
Page: Bobby, what a great show lined up tonight. We have 4 titles on the line, a 3 way tag team match and a grudge match between Noop and Tekneek which I am now told that will feature a special guest referee.
Heenan: Who is the referee? Not DolphinFan again?
Page: No, I’m told it will be Chief Rum returning from injury. That will be a relief for Noop. He may just get his 1st win in FOFC Wrestling. It’s time to start our 1st match of the night. Sachmo and Shorty will be battling for a TV Title shot which will be happening on Tuesday Tough Love.

Sachmo vs Shorty.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Flying reverse elbow by Sachmo. Power drive elbow by Sachmo. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Tiger suplex on Shorty. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Second rope flying axe handle, Shorty goes down. One day, Sachmo might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. There's a two count on the pin. Shorty reverses a Sachmo hammerlock. Sachmo takes a flying neckbreaker from Shorty. Shorty crushes Sachmo with a huge legdrop. Shorty goes for a splash but Sachmo puts the knees up. Sachmo crushes Shorty with a huge legdrop. Shorty gets knocked to the ground by Sachmo. Irish Cloverleaf!!! Shorty taps out!

Winner: Sachmo wins and gets a TV Title shot on Tuesday.

Page: Sachmo gets back in the title hunt with a big victory.
Heenan: Shorty needs to focus and get back to the basics if he wants to be a winner in FOFC Wrestling.
Page: Up next is our match with Noop and Tekneek. But Chief Rum is returning after being gone a couple weeks after a beat down during a match. Noop and Chief Rum have formed a bond as of late. What effect will that have on the match? Let’s find out. Heenan has gone to stop Chief Rum to get an interview.

Heenan: Chief, I was wondering if I could get a few words with you before this match.
Chief Rum: Make it quick. I have to get in the ring.
Heenan: A couple weeks ago you were supposed to be in a tag team match, but Noop was surprised when you didn’t show.
Chief: I called Flamebeard and told him I was hurt. Noop should have gotten the message.
Heenan: He did give the message to Noop. But Noop was forced to fight in a handicap match.
Chief: What do you want me to say? I was injured.
Heenan: Ok, moving on to this match. This is your 1st match as a referee. How do you plan to go into it?
Chief: Look, I’ve been asked to do a job. I plan on calling it right down the middle. Besides, at least Noop won’t have to worry about outside interference. But he will have to be focused as I will count his shoulders down just as easily as Tekneek’s. Of course, Tekneek won’t be able to cheat as he has in the past. So, I look at this match as even money. Now, I have to go.

Noop vs Tekneek.

Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Chief Rum will be the referee for this match. This is a continuation of the Noop vs Tekneek feud. So far, Noop hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Tekneek since the feud started.

The Match: Tekneek strikes Noop. Noop powers out of a Tekneek headlock. Forearm to the face from Noop on Tekneek. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Noop blasts Tekneek with a superkick. Cover, but there's no one to count for Noop! Noop drops an elbow...but Tekneek moves out of the way. Tekneek hits an arm drag on Noop, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Tekneek tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Noop. There's a two count on the pin. Flying knee to the face from Tekneek. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Noop blocks a punch. Noop hits a shitty missile dropkick on Tekneek. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Tekneek powers out of a headlock. Noop looks to have the advantage.Chief Rum comes over. Noop gets knocked to the ground by Chief, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Frog Splash! Chief Rum pulls Tekneek on top. 1...2...3! Chief Rum nails an unsuspecting Noop with a forearm to the face. Chief Rum has Noop down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Frog Splash!!! Chief Rum leaves Noop down on the canvas, hurt.

Chief Rum's turn was completed, and he is now a heel. Chief Rum gained 5 points of overness from this turn.

Winner: Tekneek with help from a heel turn from Chief Rum.

Page: What was that! Why did Chief do that to Noop?
Heenan: I have no idea. Maybe Chief got tired of coming to Noop’s aid all the time.
Page: If we can’t talk to Chief tonight, maybe we will find out Tuesday. Up next is a triple threat tag team match for the #1 contender’s spot in the tag team title wars. This came about after last week The Afoci and NevStar interfered in a match between the Badasses and Atatange/Tucker. Co-Commissioner Gold made this a 3 way match when all 3 teams started going at it after the match.

Atatange and Tucker vs The Afoci and NevStar vs The Badasses.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. The Badasses and Time and Money have been feuding recently. Time and Money have yet to beat their rivals in the ring since the feud began.

The Match: JeeberD connects with a back heel kick on Afoci and gets back up quickly. Flying elbow from JeeberD connects. Jeeber tags out to Atatange. Flying dropkick from Atatange on Afoci gets a two count. Hooks the leg for a two count. Afoci blocks a punch. Afoci tags out to NevStar. NevStar \ Afoci whip Atatange into the corner. NevStar whips The Afoci in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Atatange tags out to Tucker. Tucker kicks the leg, knocks NevStar down, and goes to work on it. NevStar takes a NICE hurrancarana from Tucker. Tag to Bertogarce. Hard back suplex on Bertogarce. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Bertogarce counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Bertogarce floors Tucker. Here it comes...Rollover Double Underhook! Tucker taps!

Winners: The Badasses hold on to their #1 contender’s spot.

We head backstage where Illinifan has something to say.

Illinifan: Hey Revrew, look at what just happened. One of your friends just jumped ship. Looks like the Chief won’t be helping you when you return. One of your allies is gone. Do you have any left? Ha Ha!

Page: Well, that didn’t sound good for Revrew.
Heenan: Revrew is lucky he is injured.
Page: Yeah well, I bet Revrew is sitting at home chomping at the bit waiting to get healthy enough to get some revenge on Illinifan. Up next is a match for the Television Title. Quicksand and Swaggs have met before in a classic contest and I’m sure they will put up another one tonight.

Quicksand vs Swaggs.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Swaggs has been FOFC Television champion since 25 April 2006.

The Match: Swaggs takes a flying neckbreaker from Quicksand. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lightning kick by Quicksand on Swaggs. Covers for a quick two count. Swaggs comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Swaggs hits a dropkick on Quicksand and gets right back up. Swaggs crushes Quicksand with a running senton. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Quicksand avoids a Swaggs avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Flying reverse elbow by Quicksand. Covers for a quick two count. Quicksand gets taken down out of nowhere! Tiger suplex on Quicksand. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Swaggs moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Super Kick. 1....2...3, it's finished. Quicksand offers a handshake to Swaggs...and he accepts it!

Winner: Swaggs wins and holds on to the TV Title.

Page: Another great match between those two and another good show of sportsmanship.
Heenan: See, what I would have done is right after Swaggs shook my hand, I would have nailed him.
Page: Why? It was a good clean match and they are friends.
Heenan: Friends? If Quicksand keeps worrying about friends, he will never win a title.
Page: Now I know why you have no friends. Up next is a match for the Hardcore Title.

Digamma vs Smokin' Warlord.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This is a continuation of the Digamma vs Smokin' feud. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Smokin' Warlord has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 02 May 2006.

The Match: Digamma snap suplexes Smokin'. Smokin' Warlord fights out of a grapple. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Digamma goes down. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Vicious kick to the teeth from Smokin' Warlord. Cover, but there's no one to count for Smokin' Warlord! Smokin' Warlord misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Flying cookie sheet shot by Digamma, blasting Smokin' in the face with it. Back heel kick from Digamma on Smokin' but it misses by miles. Hooks the leg for a two count. Digamma with an enziguri. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Smokin' blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Smokin' Warlord hits a dropkick off the table. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Digamma elbows Smokin' Warlord in the face to break a hammerlock. Digamma gets whipped into the corner. Smokin' charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Digamma uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Digamma slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Smokin' to get some payback.

Winner: Digamma is the new Hardcore Champ.

Page: Digamma couldn’t win fairly. He had to cheat.
Heenan: He got the job done, didn’t he?
Page: Our next match is for the Heavyweight Title. Raven is trying to reclaim the title after losing it to Windham at April Mayhem.

Barry Windham vs Raven.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Windham vs Raven feud. This match is for the FOFC Heavyweight title. Barry Windham has been FOFC Heavyweight champion since 22 April 2006.

The Match: Barry Windham charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Big piledriver on Windham. Hooks the leg for a two count. Raven walks into a drop toe hold. Raven hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Raven takes a right hand to the temple from Windham. There's a two count on the pin. Barry Windham scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Raven takes a right hand to the temple from Windham. Raven is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Raven hits a piledriver on Barry Windham. That used to end matches, you know. There's a two count on the pin. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Raven just KILLS Barry Windham! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Raven with a spinning neckbreaker on Windham. Raven hits a right hand. Barry Windham comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big kick from Windham staggers Raven but that's about it. Sloppy discus punch from Barry Windham barely connects on Raven. Raven reverses an irish whip...and Barry Windham runs into the referee! Raven floors Windham, then signals for the Raven Effect DDT. Meanwhile, Barry Windham has something in his hands. Raven comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. I don't think the fight has finished. Barry Windham and Raven have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

Winner: Windham escapes and holds on to the Heavyweight Title.

Page: I’m sure this isn’t over between these two.
Heenan: It should be. Windham has beaten Raven twice now. He has nothing more to prove.
Page: I think Raven may not agree with you. Up next is the main event. It is for the FOFC Lightweight Title. It will be decided inside a steel cage.

Coffee Warlord vs Darkiller.

Match Background: This will be a cage bout. Darkiller and Coffee have been feuding recently. Coffee has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Darkiller has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 02 January 2006.

The Match: Darkiller drives Coffee into the cage side. Spinebuster by Darkiller. Darkiller goes for a splash but Coffee puts the knees up. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Coffee Warlord ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Fallaway slam by Coffee Warlord puts down Darkiller. Coffee Warlord throws Darkiller into the cage. BAAACK Body drop by Darkiller gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Coffee climbs the cage...but Darkiller is in hot pursuit, and they both end up back on the canvas. Darkiller reverses a Coffee Warlord hammerlock. Nice piledriver on Coffee. Darkiller scores with a standing spinebuster. Running knee lift from Darkiller. Darkiller launches Coffee into the cage wall. Coffee Warlord reverses a hip toss. Fallaway slam by Coffee Warlord puts down Darkiller. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Coffee Warlord just KILLS Darkiller! Darkiller can barely stand. Here it comes - That's Incredible. Coffee Warlord climbs the cage, Darkiller can only look on in despair. Coffee escapes for the win!

Coffee Warlord returns to the ring and climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

Winner: Coffee Warlord is the new FOFC Lightweight Champion.

Page: What a great show. We had 4 title matches and two changed hands. And what will Chief Rum have to say about his attack on Noop. Tune in Tuesday to find out. Good night everybody.

FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord is the new champ.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma is the new champ.
FOFC Television Champion: Swaggs.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money (Title is currently suspended).

We had a 73% overall rating.
Attendance: 2816.
Match of the night: TV Title: Quicksand vs. Swaggs: 82% overall rating.

[Tekneek]

Amazing stuff. I love it. :)

[Swaggs]

Swaggs is on a roll! Am I almost a headliner yet?

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Swaggs
Swaggs is on a roll! Am I almost a headliner yet?

Check out the website and the roster. You'll see your overness rating and where on the card you are. I basically use my writers for when to move people up or down. That way I keep everyone happy.

[Noop]

Originally posted by DolphinFan1

Noop vs Tekneek.

Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Chief Rum will be the referee for this match. This is a continuation of the Noop vs Tekneek feud. So far, Noop hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Tekneek since the feud started.

The Match: Tekneek strikes Noop. Noop powers out of a Tekneek headlock. Forearm to the face from Noop on Tekneek. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Noop blasts Tekneek with a superkick. Cover, but there's no one to count for Noop! Noop drops an elbow...but Tekneek moves out of the way. Tekneek hits an arm drag on Noop, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Tekneek tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Noop. There's a two count on the pin. Flying knee to the face from Tekneek. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Noop blocks a punch. Noop hits a shitty missile dropkick on Tekneek. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Tekneek powers out of a headlock. Noop looks to have the advantage.[B]Chief Rum comes over. Noop gets knocked to the ground by Chief, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Frog Splash! Chief Rum pulls Tekneek on top. 1...2...3! Chief Rum nails an unsuspecting Noop with a forearm to the face. Chief Rum has Noop down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Frog Splash!!! Chief Rum leaves Noop down on the canvas, hurt.

Chief Rum's turn was completed, and he is now a heel. Chief Rum gained 5 points of overness from this turn.

[COLOR=blue]Winner: Tekneek with help from a heel turn from Chief Rum.

Page: What was that! Why did Chief do that to Noop?
Heenan: I have no idea. Maybe Chief got tired of coming to Noop’s aid all the time.
Page: If we can’t talk to Chief tonight, maybe we will find out Tuesday. Up next is a triple threat tag team match for the #1 contender’s spot in the tag team title wars. This came about after last week The Afoci and NevStar interfered in a match between the Badasses and Atatange/Tucker. Co-Commissioner Gold made this a 3 way match when all 3 teams started going at it after the match.



Well I guess you might as well change his name to poon because he is my total opposite and Tekneek you can't beat me one-one str8 up with out some help from someone.

noop's interview

First I would like to say to Chief Rum that he's punk for what he did to me our last show. I have never lost a match str8 up there is always some type of cheating involved. I'm sick and tried of all this shit I bust my azz in order to win only to have some chins jump in. Dolphinfan you promised me a fair match but all I got was a fair azz whoopin each time. I'm starting to think there is a behind the seens plot to stop noop for being the in this company. And I think you Dolphinfan....your behind all this!!!(Crowd is stunned in disbelief) I demand that you either release me to another company or change my contract so that ut state if any cheat of any kind I will be declared the winner. Should my request go unheard and done you will be the unlucky person...That my friend is not a threat its a promise(Crowd goes wild they love noop's catch phrase)


:)

noop

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Noop
Well I guess you might as well change his name to poon because he is my total opposite and Tekneek you can't beat me one-one str8 up with out some help from someone.

noop's interview

First I would like to say to Chief Rum that he's punk for what he did to me our last show. I have never lost a match str8 up there is always some type of cheating involved. I'm sick and tried of all this shit I bust my azz in order to win only to have some chins jump in. Dolphinfan you promised me a fair match but all I got was a fair azz whoopin each time. I'm starting to think there is a behind the seens plot to stop noop for being the in this company. And I think you Dolphinfan....your behind all this!!!(Crowd is stunned in disbelief) I demand that you either release me to another company or change my contract so that ut state if any cheat of any kind I will be declared the winner. Should my request go unheard and done you will be the unlucky person...That my friend is not a threat its a promise(Crowd goes wild they love noop's catch phrase)


:)

noop


LOL. Patience my friend. Wait until the next show. I will have it posted either today or tomorrow.

[Noop]

Originally posted by DolphinFan1
LOL. Patience my friend. Wait until the next show. I will have it posted either today or tomorrow.

Interview

Forget patience you and your hencemen have screwed me for the last time. Chief Rum and Tekneek are nothing but ***** boys who do what their daddy tell them do. I demand to be heard or I will interupt every match on your shows. That my friend is not a threat its a promise(Crowd goes wild they love noop's catch phrase)

:)

noop

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Noop
Interview

Forget patience you and your hencemen have screwed me for the last time. Chief Rum and Tekneek are nothing but ***** boys who do what their daddy tell them do. I demand to be heard or I will interupt every match on your shows. That my friend is not a threat its a promise(Crowd goes wild they love noop's catch phrase)

:)

noop

Noop, you are starting to scare me. Where is all this anger coming from? ;)

[Coffee Warlord]

Attention ZFLW.

Kindly stop and pay homage to your new champion, the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord. All others stand in his shadow.

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Attention ZFLW.

Kindly stop and pay homage to your new champion, the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord. All others stand in his shadow.

Ah, Coffee, it's FOFC Wrestling. Not ZFLW anymore.

BTW, have you seen Noop's rant? That kid need's a valium.

[JeeberD]

Doesn't noop know that Flamebeard is the evil comish? :)

Oh, and CW, you're ego was big to begin with, but it's getting absolutely huge now. I'm afraid that you're going to have trouble getting it through the ropes when you're entering the ring....

[Noop]

Originally posted by JeeberD
Doesn't noop know that Flamebeard is the evil comish? :)

Oh, and CW, you're ego was big to begin with, but it's getting absolutely huge now. I'm afraid that you're going to have trouble getting it through the ropes when you're entering the ring....

Interview with wrestling website

Q. Noop what has brought out all this anger toward DolphinFan1?
noop: You see to me its all simple I've lost all my match not because the opponent was better then me. But because someone has be making me lose and that someone is DolphinFan1.
Q. What about Flamebeard?
noop: He's a puppet for DF1
Q. Well since your losing so much what do you plan to do about it?
noop: One by one everyone will pay for my pain and suffering sort like how stone cold(hint hint I want that gimmick:)) did the WWE awhile back.
Q. It was reported that you had a drug problem is that true?
noop: You would have a drug too if you lost everytime...and weed is not a drug.
Q. The fans have really taken to your new catch phrase, how do you feel about that?
noop: The fans don't care about me, when I was losing they would laugh and call me names. So now that I have abandoned trying to please them they love, does that make sense?
Q. True it does seem that way doesn't it? Anything else you'd like to say?
noop: Yes look for my new video called "How to pimp dem hoes" sort like Girls gone wild but with Spanish and Black chicks.

:)

noop

[bertogarce]

Did The Badasses even break a sweat in reclaiming the #1 contender spot??? It's obvious we're the best team out there. If it wasn't for a fortuitous trip to rehab by Marmel, we'd be champs by now. Time and Money, that rehab trip is th best thing to ever happen to you. Once you get back in the ring, those belts belong to us!

[DolphinFan1]

I will post the new show following Mayhem later today. What is the fallout from Mayhem? Find out later.

In the meantime, it's time to vote on what is our new show name on Friday nights. Please go to the Dynasty Polls section and vote. Thanks.

[DolphinFan1]

NEW SHOW POSTED ON WEBSITE

What fallout will there be from May Mayhem? Check it out.

I will post it here when I have time. Don't forget to vote on our new show name on Friday nights.

[JeeberD]

Good show. Too bad Tucker had to interfere with Berto's match. Be we'll get our revenge next week...

[Marmel]

Meanwhile I am still holding a piece of the Tag Team belt. Nice job taking it from me this month, you bunch of fat, lazy wrestlers.

[JeeberD]

Hey DolphinFan, how much longer does he have to stay in rehab before you strip T&M of the title and give it to whom it rightfully belongs???

[DolphinFan1]

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*****Tuesday Tough Love***** *****May 23, 2006*****

We kick off our show by going straight to Dallas Page and Bobby Heenan.

Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love, I’m Dallas Page and I’m joined as always by Bobby Heenan. Bobby, what an event we had Saturday night. Mayhem turned out to be just that.
Heenan: That’s right. We had 4 title matches and two changed hands.
Page: We also saw Chief Rum turn on his friend Noop in a match against Tekneek. I understand that you will be talking to Chief Rum tonight to try and get to the bottom of this.
Heenan: That’s right. Being the good broadcast journalist that I am, I will try to find out why Chief attacked Noop.
Page: It’s time for our 1st match. Sachmo won a match at Mayhem to earn this shot at the TV Title.

Sachmo vs Swaggs.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Swaggs has been FOFC Television champion since 25 April 2006.

The Match: SUPER frankensteiner on Swaggs, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Tor-NADO DDT from Sachmo, Swaggs got planted! Swaggs walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Sachmo uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! There's a two count on the pin. Sachmo misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Flying elbow from Swaggs connects. Lightning kick by Swaggs on Sachmo. Sachmo reverses a waistlock. Super kick by Sachmo. Swaggs charges, Sachmo moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Swaggs knocks Sachmo to the outside, then signals for the X-Buster. He reaches out of the ring for Sachmo...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Sachmo sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. Sachmo slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Swaggs to get some payback.

Winner: Sachmo is the new Television Champ.

Page: What a cheap shot! Is he proud of that?
Heenan: Hey, who has the gold?
Page: Up next is a heavyweight battle. These two guys are trying to get back in the Heavyweight Title picture. A win would go a long way in staking a claim to a shot.

Erik Watts vs Samoa Joe.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Watts gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Nice piledriver on Watts. Covers for a quick two count. Watts reverses a waistlock. Watts strikes away at Samoa Joe, not doing much damage at all. Watts slams Samoa Joe down. Joe is sure in trouble now. Erik Watts hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Erik Watts hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Samoa Joe avoids a Erik Watts avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Joe hits a piledriver on Erik Watts. That used to end matches, you know. Spinebuster by Samoa Joe. Watts powers out of a headlock. Samoa Joe is in trouble. Here it comes - E-Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. Samoa Joe slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Watts turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.

Winner: Erik Watts.

Page: I guess Samoa Joe wasn’t too happy with the decision. It’s time now to go to the ring where my broadcast colleague, Bobby Heenan is ready to interview Chief Rum.

Bobby Heenan is in the ring with a mic.

Heenan: Right now I’d like to bring out an up and coming star in FOFC Wrestling. This guy has loads of talent. Please welcome, Chief Rum.

The music of Chief Rum hits and he comes out to a chorus of boos.

Heenan: Thank you for coming out here and talking with me, Chief.
Chief Rum: The pleasure is all yours.
Heenan: I am out here because everyone wants to know why you did what you did to Noop at May Mayhem.
Chief Rum: Why did I do what? I called the match right down the middle.

The crowd picks up again. They are really giving it to the Chief.

Chief Rum: Why are you people booing me? A month ago I was your hero. I helped your little pet, Noop.
Heenan: I don’t understand it either Chief. These people just turned on you. They used to love you.
Chief Rum: You want to know why I hit Noop and cost him the match! Noop, ever since I started to help you, you have been a curse to me! I haven’t been able to win a match. You came to me for help. Then when I was injured two weeks ago, did you call to see how I was doing? No! All you cared about was asking where your tag partner was and when you found out I wasn’t there, did you then call me to see how I was? No! You tried to get another tag partner. Well, I am sick of being your little pawn. You are pathetic!
Heenan: Well, I guess we have our answer. Thanks for your time.

Heenan and Chief Rum leave and go backstage.

Page: What a lowlife. Noop never did anything to him. Up next is a return match from May Mayhem. Noop gets to go one on one with Tekneek again. This time inside a steel cage so there will be no interference.

Tekneek vs Noop.

Match Background: This will be a cage bout. This is a continuation of the Noop vs Tekneek feud. So far, Noop hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Tekneek since the feud started.

The Match: A kick from Noop is delivered to the leg. Noop drives Tekneek into the cage side. Noop climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Tekneek! Noop hits a soaring kick on Tekneek. Noop hits an arm drag on Tekneek, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Tekneek blocks a punch. Tekneek drives Noop into the cage side. Back heel kick from Tekneek on Noop. Tekneek and Noop climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Tekneek walks into a drop toe hold. Noop hits a shitty missile dropkick on Tekneek. Slingshot clothesline by Noop, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Tekneek reverses a Noop hammerlock. A kick from Tekneek is delivered to the leg. Noop counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Noop and Tekneek climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Noop arm drags Tekneek over and locks on an armbar. Tekneek is stunned as Noop heads to the top rope. Missile Dropkick!!! Noop climbs the cage, Tekneek can only look on in despair.Noop escapes for the win!

Noop is ecstatic. It’s his 1st win in FOFC Wrestling. The music of Chief Rum hits and he comes to the entrance ramp. Noop is at ringside. Chief just stands there and claps. Then out from the back comes Swaggs and he hits Chief from behind with a chair.

Swaggs: That’s for hitting Noop last week.

Swaggs looks at Noop at ringside and smiles.

Noop gained 2 points of overness from this feud ending. Tekneek lost 2 points of overness from this feud ending.

Page: Noop finally gets a win in FOFC Wrestling.
Heenan: Yes, but why did Swaggs get involved?
Page: You heard him. Looks like trouble may be brewing in the future. Up next is a one on one contest between Illinifan and Bertogarce. Illinifan has been rolling over all the FOFC superstars as of late. Let’s see what he can do against one half of the Badasses.

Illinifan vs Bertogarce.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Illinifan just WAFFLES Bertogarce with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Bertogarce powers out of a Illinifan headlock. Bertogarce just WAFFLES Illinifan with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Back heel kick off the second rope, Illinifan goes down. Cover, but there's no one to count for Bertogarce! Illinifan flips out of a Bertogarce bodyslam attempt. Spin kick by Illinifan to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Flying cross body off the top rope! Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Bertogarce. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bertogarce once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Bertogarce crushes Illinifan with a running senton. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Illinifan once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms.Tucker comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Bertogarce turns around. Tucker slams Bertogarce down. Tucker climbs to the top rope and hits the Tumbleweed Legdrop! Tucker leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Illinifan pins Bertogarce. Illinifan \ Tucker are beating down on Bertogarce! The music of JeeberD hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Illinifan and Tucker bail out of the ring, leaving Bertogarce down in the ring. JeeberD may have saved Bertogarce from a brutal beating.

JeeberD: Hey Tucker, why don’t you and your little girlfriend there bring it next week! Bertogarce and I will be ready.

The music of Erik Flamebeard hits and he comes to the ring to boos from the crowd.

Flamebeard: Hold on a minute. You don’t make the matches, Jeeber. I do. Now, Illinifan is not a member of Flamebeard’s Followers, but I am willing to let him tag with Tucker on one condition. We make it a 3 on 3 match next week if Illinifan agrees to team up with Tucker and Atatange. But that would mean that you and Bertogarce would need a tag team partner. Good luck.

The music of Quicksand hits and he comes to the ring.

Quicksand: Jeeber, you and Bertogarce need a partner to watch your back. Well, I’ll be there.
Flamebeard: Then it’s settled. Next week it will be the Badasses and Quicksand vs. Atatange, Tucker and Illinfan.

Flamebeard is interrupted with the music of Gold who comes to the ring. The crowd cheers.

Gold: Now just a minute. Flamebeard, what are you doing? Didn’t DolphinFan just a couple weeks ago say that if you made a match I would be able to make one?

Flamebeard’s face goes pale.

Gold: Seems to me that you have made a match. So, it’s my turn. Also right here next week, we will see a tag team match. Chief Rum and Tekneek will team up to face Noop and Swaggs.

Flamebeard just smiles.

[B]Flamebeard: So, I guess it’s my turn. How about right here tonight, a tag team match. It will be the team of Legal Narcotics vs. Darkiller and Digamma. But the team that scores the pinfall gets a title shot. So, if Darkiller and Digamma win, Darkiller gets a return match for the FOFC Lightweight Title against Coffee Warlord right here next week. And if somehow, Legal Narcotics win, Smokin’ Warlord will get a return match for the FOFC Hardcore Title against Digamma right here next week.

Gold: That’s fine. I will reserve my right to a match until a later date. You can have your match.

Gold smiles and leaves the ring.

Page: Wow. That certainly was an entertaining segment. Let’s see if I have this right. Next week we will see The Badasses and Quicksand vs. Illinifan, Atatange and Tucker. Also next week, Chief Rum and Tekneek vs. Swaggs and Noop. Then right here this week in the main event it will be Legal Narcotics vs. Darkiller and Digamma. With the winners getting a title shot.
Heenan: I don’t like it. What is Gold up to? Why didn’t he make another match?
Page: Like he said. He’s saving it for a later date. Up next we have another grudge match between The Afoci and NevStar vs. Double K. Double K. defeated The Afoci and NevStar right here last week with the help of their new manager, Larry Zbysko. Let’s see how this one goes down.

The Afoci and NevStar vs Double K.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Afoci takes a flying neckbreaker from Katon. Afoci takes a NICE hurrancarana from Katon. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Katon and Kodos. Kodos scoops up Afoci. Katon bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Flying elbow from Kodos connects. Hooks the leg for a two count. Standing leg lariat by Kodos on Afoci. Afoci blocks a punch. Kodos walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Afoci tags out to NevStar. NevStar hits a dropkick on Kodos and gets right back up. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Kodos is down! NevStar goes for a splash but Kodos puts the knees up. Tag to Katon. Lightning kick by Katon on NevStar. Tiger suplex on NevStar. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Katon strikes NevStar. NevStar backdrops Katon out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of NevStar. Super kick by NevStar. Larry Zbysko has climbed up onto the apron! NevStar turns...and falls for the distraction! Katon runs at NevStar from behind...but misses! Katon collides with Larry Zbysko! NevStar floors Katon. Red Star Press! 1....2....3. Double K look like they aren't done...and they attack NevStar \ Afoci! After an exchange of blows, NevStar and Afoci are laid out in the ring.

Winners: The Afoci and NevStar despite the attempted interference from Zbysko, but Double K gets some revenge after the match.

Page: What a bunch of sore losers. They lost even though they tried to cheat.
Heenan: Double K and Zbysko are still learning each other’s style. Give them time and they will soon be wearing FOFC Tag Team Gold.
Page: Up next is a one on one contest between Raven and CW Anderson. The winner of this match should move into position to get a Heavyweight Title shot.

Raven comes to the ring 1st and grabs a mic.

Raven: Windham, you seep with insecurity. How else can you explain cheating when you beat me for the title? Then again at May Mayhem, you cheat to win. Your problem is you let your fear control you. I don’t. I use my fear. I channel it into energy and use it against my opponent. The next time we meet, I will take back my title. Your fear will be your downfall. Quoth the Raven nevermore.

Raven vs CW Anderson.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Raven hits a right hand. CW Anderson charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. There's a two count on the pin. CW reverses a Raven hammerlock. Bodyslam by CW. Raven takes a headbutt from CW Anderson. CW Anderson with a spinning neckbreaker on Raven. Raven backdrops CW Anderson out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Raven. Big piledriver on CW. CW Anderson is in trouble. Raven Effect DDT! 1....2....3. CW Anderson leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Raven comes running as well, and CW gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle.

Winner: Raven.

Heenan: Now why did Raven attack Anderson after the match?
Page: Seems to me he was trying to send a message to Barry Windham. It’s time for our main event. Legal Narcotics are facing Darkiller and Digamma. There are huge ramifications riding on this match as Flamebeard stated earlier. If Darkiller and Digamma win, Darkiller gets a return match for the Lightweight Title right here next week. But if Legal Narcotics win, Smokin’ gets a Hardcore title shot here next week. Let’s go to the ring where this match is set to start.

Legal Narcotics vs Darkiller and Digamma.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Digamma vs Smokin' feud. This is a continuation of the Darkiller vs Coffee feud. Coffee Warlord is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 20 May 2006. Digamma is the reigning FOFC Hardcore champion, and has been since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Flying elbow from Smokin' Warlord connects. Flying reverse elbow by Smokin' Warlord. Hooks the leg for a two count. Smokin' tags out to Coffee Warlord. Legal Narcotics hook up Darkiller, then hit a double suplex. BIG clothesline on Darkiller. Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee Warlord connects with rights and lefts and Darkiller is down! Darkiller avoids a Coffee Warlord avalanche by getting out of the damn way! High Angle DDT by Darkiller just SPIKES Coffee Warlord down! Tag to Digamma. Digamma arm drags Coffee over and locks on an armbar. Back heel kick from Digamma on Coffee but it misses by miles. Coffee ducks a wild right hand. Coffee tags out to Smokin' Warlord. Flying reverse elbow by Smokin' Warlord. Power drive elbow by Smokin' Warlord. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pin, but Digamma is out just before the three count. Spinning back kick from Smokin' Warlord. Smokin' Warlord misses a clothesline. Digamma tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Smokin' Warlord. Atatange \ Flamebeard come running down the aisle with chairs! Digamma and Smokin' Warlord continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Atatange slides in and blasts Smokin' Warlord with a chair to the head! Atatange climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Digamma drives Smokin' Warlord into the corner. Blonde Bombshell!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Digamma \ Darkiller rush forward to attack! Legal Narcotics get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas. Flamebeard’s Followers have left Legal Narcotics out in the ring again.

Winners: Darkiller and Digamma win and Darkiller gets a Lightweight Title shot next week.

Page: What a cheap way to win? That’s not right that Coffee has to defend his title because of the interference of Atatange and Flamebeard.
Heenan: Hey, a win is a win.
Page: Yeah, and I’m sure they are proud of it too. Well, that’s our show for tonight. Be sure to tune in next week for more great action. Good night everyone.


FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Television Champion: Sachmo is the new champ.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money. (Title is currently suspended).

Our overall rating for the show was 71%.
We had a .50 TV rating.
Attendance: 480.
Match of the night: Bertogarce and Illinifan: 83%.


Our new TV show on Friday nights start on June 2, 2006. It is called Friday Night Fury by vote. I will have a new Tuesday Tough Love posted here and on the website after the holiday weekend. Have a good one everyone.

[Noop]

Originally posted by DolphinFan1
Tekneek vs Noop. [/COLOR]

Match Background: This will be a cage bout. This is a continuation of the Noop vs Tekneek feud. So far, Noop hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Tekneek since the feud started.

The Match: A kick from Noop is delivered to the leg. Noop drives Tekneek into the cage side. Noop climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Tekneek! Noop hits a soaring kick on Tekneek. Noop hits an arm drag on Tekneek, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Tekneek blocks a punch. Tekneek drives Noop into the cage side. Back heel kick from Tekneek on Noop. Tekneek and Noop climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Tekneek walks into a drop toe hold. Noop hits a shitty missile dropkick on Tekneek. Slingshot clothesline by Noop, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Tekneek reverses a Noop hammerlock. A kick from Tekneek is delivered to the leg. Noop counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Noop and Tekneek climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Noop arm drags Tekneek over and locks on an armbar. Tekneek is stunned as Noop heads to the top rope. Missile Dropkick!!! Noop climbs the cage, Tekneek can only look on in despair.Noop escapes for the win!

Noop is ecstatic. It’s his 1st win in FOFC Wrestling. The music of Chief Rum hits and he comes to the entrance ramp. Noop is at ringside. Chief just stands there and claps. Then out from the back comes Swaggs and he hits Chief from behind with a chair.

Swaggs: That’s for hitting Noop last week.

Swaggs looks at Noop at ringside and smiles.

Noop gained 2 points of overness from this feud ending. Tekneek lost 2 points of overness from this feud ending.

Page: Noop finally gets a win in FOFC Wrestling.
Heenan: Yes, but why did Swaggs get involved?
Page: You heard him. Looks like trouble may be brewing in the future. Up next is a one on one contest between Illinifan and Bertogarce. Illinifan has been rolling over all the FOFC superstars as of late. Let’s see what he can do against one half of the Badasses. [/B]

Bout damn time as for Chief you want some come get some, and that my friend is not a threat its a promise

:)

noop

[DolphinFan1]

NEW SHOW POSTED ON WEBSITE

Also a new interview with Coffee Warlord.


I will post the show here later tonight.

[JeeberD]

Very nice...

CW, the time has arrived... :D

[DolphinFan1]

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*****TUESDAY TOUGH LOVE*****
*****May 30, 2006*****

Dallas Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love, I’m Dallas Page and I’m joined as always by Bobby Heenan.
Bobby Heenan: Page, why do you always get to start the show?
Page: Because the people want to hear the truth.
Heenan: I always tell the truth.
Page: Right. What a show we have lined up for you tonight. We will see a big 6 man tag team match made by Flamebeard last week. Illinifan, Atatange and Tucker will face The Badasses and Quicksand.
Heenan: Quicksand might be sorry he offered to help the Badasses after this match.
Page: Also on the card, Gold booked a tag team match with Chief Rum and Tekneek teaming up to take on Swaggs and Noop. Noop got his 1st ever win in FOFC Wrestling last week over Tekneek.
Heenan: Swaggs stuck his nose in Chief and Tekneek’s business, now he is going to pay.
Page: We’ll see about that. Our main event tonight is a return match from May Mayhem. Coffee Warlord will defend the Lightweight Title against Darkiller. This match came about when Flamebeard booked a tag team match last week between Legal Narcotics and Digamma and Darkiller. He also made the stipulation that whomever got the pinfall would get a shot at the opponent’s title. Thanks to interference from Atatange and Flamebeard, Darkiller and Digamma picked up the victory. But right now we are set to head to the ring. Our 1st match features two returning stars from a Japanese tour. Donovan Morgan and Michael Modest had some great battles in Japan and they will continue it right here tonight.

Donovan Morgan vs Michael Modest.

Match Background: Donovan knows Modest from their battles for NOAH in Japan.

The Match: Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Michael Modest by Donovan. Remember when that was a legit finish? Massive backbreaker on Modest and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Covers for a quick two count. Modest counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Modest hits a right hand. Vertical suplex by Michael Modest. Covers for a quick two count. Belly to belly off the top rope! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Modest drives a thrust kick into the chest of Donovan. Donovan Morgan once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Reverse DDT on Modest. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver by Donovan Morgan! No one executes that move properly anymore. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bodyslam by Donovan. Donovan drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Modest. Modest counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Donovan tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Donovan! Michael Modest floors Donovan near the ropes and makes the pin. Modest is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Michael Modest slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Donovan to get some payback.

Winner: Michael Modest.

Page: Those two guys continue to deliver solid matches just like over in Japan. It’s too bad that Modest can’t win cleanly.
Heenan: Modest is just smarter.
Page: Oh yeah. It takes smarts to cheat. Up next is a tag team match between two teams looking to secure a spot in the upcoming Tag Team Tournament.

The Afoci and NevStar vs Primelord and Shorty.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Second rope flying axe handle, Shorty goes down. One day, NevStar might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Flying cross body off the top rope! Tag to The Afoci. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from The Afoci. Tag to NevStar. The Afoci scoops up Shorty. NevStar bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Shorty once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Shorty tags out to Primelord. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Primelord crushes NevStar with a huge legdrop. Tag between Primelord and Shorty. Primelord \ Shorty hook up NevStar, then hit a double suplex. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Shorty crushes NevStar with a running senton. Shorty tags out to Primelord. Flying elbow from Primelord connects. NevStar counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! NevStar tags out to The Afoci. SUPER frankensteiner on Primelord, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Primelord hooks up a suplex, but Afoci flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! Afoci \ NevStar go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.

Winners: The Afoci and NevStar.

Page: What’s with The Afoci and NevStar cheating to win the match?
Heenan: I like it. They are finally being more aggressive.
Page: I used to respect these guys. Now they’re starting to act like you.
Heenan: Hey! What’s wrong with me?
Page: I’m sorry Bobby, but it looks like Double K are coming to the ring. What’s all this about? They aren’t scheduled here tonight.

Kodos: What I want to know is, how come the hottest tag team in the FOFC isn’t booked on the card tonight? We have been on a roll of late. Yet these imitation wrestlers, The Badasses, are on every week. Why don’t you guys come out here and fight us?
Katon: They won’t come out. They’re scared that if they lose they’ll lose their #1 seed in the tournament.
Kodos: Well, here’s a message to the Badasses. Anytime, anyplace, just bring it.

Double K leave the ring.

Page: Don’t those two idiots know that the Badasses have a match tonight? So, even if they wanted to, I don’t think the Badasses would wrestle them tonight.
Heenan: No, I think Katon is right. They purposely made sure they had a match tonight. They are ducking Double K.
Page: I have yet to see Bertogarce and JeeberD duck anyone. Speaking of the Badasses, their match is up next. This all came about when Illinifan beat Bertogarce one on one last week. Although he had help from Tucker. That prompted JeeberD to come down and make the save and challenge Illinifan and Tucker to a match. Flamebeard came down and made it a 3 on 3 match between Illinifan, Tucker and Atatange vs. The Badasses and whomever they could find as a partner. Quicksand jumped to the challenge and here we go. This is going to be a war.

Atatange, Tucker, and Illinifan vs Bertogarce, JeeberD, and Quicksand.

Match Background: The Badasses and Time and Money have been feuding recently. Time and Money have yet to beat their rivals in the ring since the feud began.

The Match: Bertogarce strikes Tucker. Tucker takes a flying neckbreaker from Bertogarce. Tag between Bertogarce and Quicksand. Tucker takes a flying neckbreaker from Quicksand. Quicksand crushes Tucker with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to JeeberD. Quicksand \ Jeeber hook up Tucker, then hit a double suplex. Tucker takes a flying neckbreaker from JeeberD. Tucker powers out of a JeeberD headlock. Tucker hits a dropkick on JeeberD and gets right back up. Tag to Atatange. Atatange attacks with some poorly executed flying moves. This kid sure ain't Rey Jr. Flying knee to the face from Atatange. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Atatange attacks with some poorly executed flying moves. This kid sure ain't Rey Jr. Atatange tags out to Illinifan. Illinifan kicks the leg, knocks Jeeber down, and goes to work on it. Second rope flying axe handle, Jeeber goes down. One day, Illinifan might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Jeeber backdrops Illinifan out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of JeeberD. Jeeber tags out to Bertogarce. Spin kick by Bertogarce to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tag to Tucker. Tucker kicks the leg, knocks Bertogarce down, and goes to work on it. Flying cross body off the top rope! Bertogarce gets knocked to the ground by Tucker, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Tumbleweed Legdrop, forget about it. 1....2...3!

Winners: Illinifan, Atatange and Tucker.

Heenan: What do you have to say now Page? Tucker beat Bertogarce fair and square.
Page: Well, let’s see what happens when it’s for the tag team titles.

Page and Heenan are interrupted by the music of Co-Commissioner Gold who comes to the ring.

Gold: I hope everyone is enjoying themselves tonight. Well, last week I told Flamebeard that I reserved my right to another match to a later date. Well, tonight is that later date. Except, I’m not making another match. I’m going to add to one. Tonight’s main event is a Lightweight Title defense for Coffee Warlord vs. Darkiller because Darkiller and Digamma defeated Legal Narcotics last week. But it will be a no interference match. If anyone interferes in the match before a decision is rendered, they will be suspended. This will be a fair one on one contest.

The music of Erik Flamebeard hits and he comes to the ring.

Page: Now what does he want? Can’t he leave it alone?
Heenan: They are supposed to be working together. Maybe Gold didn’t consult with Flamebeard about this stipulation beforehand.
Page: He didn’t have to. Gold had a match coming.
Heenan: Be quiet. The great one is about to speak.

Flamebeard: Gold, when will you ever learn? Darkiller doesn’t need anyone to help him beat Coffee.
Gold: We’ll see about that tonight.
Flamebeard: Fine, no problem. There will be no interference in the match. Now, I came out here to ask you about a match. I want to give Digamma a chance to become a duel champion. Let’s see Sachmo defend his Television Title against Digamma tonight.
Gold: Why should one of your Followers get another title shot?
Flamebeard: Because they are the best at what they do.
Gold: Fine, have your match. It doesn’t matter to me. Just make sure you stay out of the main event.
Flamebeard: I am a man of my word. No one will interfere in the main event match until a decision is rendered. After that it’s fair game.

Flamebeard leaves the ring and Gold stands there for a minute with a confused look on his face.

Page: I don’t like it. Flamebeard was too willing to let the stipulation stand.
Heenan: He just has confidence in his guy.
Page: Whatever. Up next is the match just made by Flamebeard. Sachmo will defend the TV Title against Digamma.

Digamma vs Sachmo.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Digamma is the reigning FOFC Hardcore champion, and has been since 20 May 2006. Sachmo has been FOFC Television champion since 23 May 2006.

The Match: Digamma arm drags Sachmo over and locks on an armbar. Digamma tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Sachmo. Covers for a quick two count. Digamma misses a clothesline. Sachmo just WAFFLES Digamma with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Second rope flying axe handle, Digamma goes down. One day, Sachmo might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. There's a two count on the pin. Tor-NADO DDT from Sachmo, Digamma got planted! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Second rope flying axe handle, Digamma goes down. One day, Sachmo might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Sachmo charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Digamma hits a shitty missile dropkick on Sachmo. Covers for a quick two count. Digamma with an enziguri. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Digamma hits a dropkick on Sachmo. Actually, it barely touched! Digamma hits a back kick, doubling Sachmoover. Digamma drops an elbow...but Sachmo moves out of the way. Spin kick by Sachmo to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tiger suplex on Digamma. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit.The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Sachmo knocks Digamma to the outside, then signals for the Irish Cloverleaf. He reaches out of the ring for Digamma...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see Digamma sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Digamma, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. Smokin' Warlord comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Digamma turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Smokin' Warlord has left Digamma down and bloodied.

Winner: Sachmo wins and is still the Television Champ.

Page: It’s a good thing the referee saw what Digamma did. Otherwise we would have a double champion.
Heenan: Why did Smokin’ stick his nose in Digamma’s business?
Page: I think he’s still upset about last week. Up next we have a grudge tag team match between Chief Rum and Tekneek vs. Noop and Swaggs. This all came about after Noop got his 1st victory in FOFC Wrestling last week over Tekneek. Chief Rum came to the entrance ramp and was sarcastically giving Noop praise for his 1st win. Swaggs came out and just leveled Chief Rum with a chair shot. He then said that was for turning on Noop. That prompted Co-Commissioner Gold to book this tag team match.

Chief Rum and Tekneek vs Noop and Swaggs.

Match Background: Chief and Noop are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Swaggs and Tekneek are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Noop walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Tekneek tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Noop. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Tekneek and Chief Rum. Chief \ Tekneek whip Noop into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Chief uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Covers for a quick two count. Chief just WAFFLES Noop with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Noop elbows Chief Rum in the face to break a hammerlock. Flying knee to the face from Noop. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Noop tags out to Swaggs. Spin kick by Swaggs to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Chief is down! Swaggs charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Chief tags out to Tekneek. Back heel kick from Tekneek on Swaggs. Flying knee to the face from Tekneek. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Tekneek hits a short arm drag on Swaggs. Swaggs pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flying cross body off the top rope! Tekneek can barely stand. X-Buster!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Tekneek \ Chief look like they aren't done...and they attack Swaggs \ Noop! After an exchange of blows, Swaggs and Noop are laid out in the ring.

Winners: Noop and Swaggs.

Noop debuted his new gimmick, (Fun Babyface) it got a positive response.

Page: Noop looked like he was having a lot more fun in there tonight. Now that the pressure is off of when he would get his 1st win.
Heenan: Noop and Swaggs may have won the match, but Chief and Tekneek won the war after.
Page: They are just sore losers. Up next is a tag team match.

Barry Windham and CW Anderson vs Raven and Erik Watts.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Windham and Raven have been feuding for quite some time now. Barry Windham is the reigning FOFC Heavyweight champion, and has been since 22 April 2006.

The Match: Running knee lift from Raven. Side suplex from Watts. Watts \ Raven whip CW into the corner. Erik Watts whips Raven in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Raven hits a double axehandle off the table onto Windham. CW ducks a wild right hand. Raven takes a right hand to the temple from Windham. Barry Windham scoop slams Raven onto and through a table. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by CW Anderson just KILLS Erik Watts! Wack kick from Windham. Barry Windham gets whipped into the corner. Raven charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Windham uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Windham \ CW signal to each other...and they attack Raven \ Watts! After an swift brawl, Raven and Watts are left down in the ring.

Winners: Windham wins again by cheating.

Page: Is Windham ever going to win a match without cheating? Raven will eventually get another title shot, but will it matter with the way Windham can’t fight fair.
Heenan: I like Windham’s style.
Page: Up next is our main event. It is for the FOFC Lightweight Title. Coffee Warlord is defending against Darkiller. And as Gold stated earlier, there will be no interference in this match or there will be a suspension.

Coffee Warlord vs Darkiller.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Darkiller vs Coffee feud. This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Coffee Warlord has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Darkiller is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Darkiller fights out of a grapple. Darkiller hits a right hand. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Coffee! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Coffee blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead!

Page: Sorry to interrupt this match. But I understand that something is going on backstage.

We cut to the backstage area where Flamebeard’s Followers are standing over a prone Smokin’ Warlord.

Flamebeard: Let’s see you help Coffee now. Come on guys, let’s get to the ring.

Page: They can’t come to the ring. They will be suspended.
Heenan: No, they can’t interfere.

Flamebeard’s Followers come to the entrance ramp and are just watching the match. Coffee isn’t paying them any attention as he is focused on his opponent.

Flying shoulder tackle by Coffee sends Darkiller CRASHING to the mat. Spear by Coffee Warlord. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Darkiller! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Darkiller blocks a punch. Darkiller hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Darkiller misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Coffee scores with a forearm, sending Darkiller down into the corner. The referee pulls Coffee Warlord away to get the break. Wait! Darkiller has pulled something out of his tights. Coffee Warlord walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision!Flamebeard’s Followers come down to the ring now that the match is over.

Page: Smokin’ is out backstage. Who is going to help Coffee now?

Just as Flamebeard’s Followers surround Coffee, JeeberD comes running down the aisle with a chair! Flamebeard’s Followers scatter and Darkiller is just leaving the ring...and Jeeber scores with a brutal chair shot! Darkiller falls to the floor holding his head.

Winner: Coffee Warlord by DQ.

JeeberD now tells Coffee about the attack on Smokin’ backstage. JeeberD and Coffee run backstage to check on Smokin’. He looks to be ok. Coffee turns to JeeberD.

Coffee: Thanks for your help.
JeeberD: No problem. I saw Smokin’ down and I knew Flamebeard was up to something.
Coffee: I am going to talk to Gold about giving you a Lightweight Title shot.
JeeberD: That’s not necessary.
Coffee: Yes it is. If it wasn’t for you, I might still be laying in the ring.

Gold is walking by and hears them talking.

Gold: You want to give Jeeber a match. Fine. Right here next week you and JeeberD for the Lightweight Title in a submission match. Give the fans a show.

JeeberD gained 1 point of overness from this segment.

Page: What a champion Coffee is. He is repaying Jeeber for helping him.
Heenan: Jeeber doesn’t deserve a shot. Who has he beat?
Page: It doesn’t matter. Gold booked the match. It’s on for next week. That’s all we have time for tonight. Good night everyone.


FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Television Champion: Sachmo.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money. (Title is Currently Suspended.)

We had a 66% rating for the show.
We had a .46 TV rating.
Attendance: 502.
Match of the night: The Afoci/NevStar vs. Primelord/Shorty: 77%.

[DolphinFan1]

NEWS

JUNE 1, 2006

We have been awarded another TV show this time on the Regional Network. It is on Friday nights and is in Prime Time. It is called, “FRIDAY NIGHT FURY.” Our 1st show is this Friday, June 2, 2006. We have two new announcers for the show, Chris English and Jerry Straus.

Other notes: Marmel is not out of rehab yet. So starting Tuesday at Tuesday Tough Love, we will start the Tag Team Tournament for the Titles.


Friday Night Fury's new show will debut tomorrow evening. Stay tuned. Also a surprise guest signing for our new show. Here is a list of possibilities. See if you can guess who will show up:

Bret Hart
Roddy Piper
Sting
Goldberg
Lex Luger

[atatange1]

Lex Luger?

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by atatange1
Lex Luger?

Is that a question as to if he is still alive, or is that your guess?

[atatange1]

That's my guess.

[JeeberD]

Goldberg!!!!

Originally posted by DolphinFan1
Other notes: Marmel is not out of rehab yet. So starting Tuesday at Tuesday Tough Love, we will start the Tag Team Tournament for the Titles.

Excellent... :D :D :D

[Swaggs]

Rowdy!

[DolphinFan1]

NEW SHOW POSTED ON WEBSITE

Friday Night Fury: 1st show is on Website. I will post it here later. If you don't want to wait to find out who the special guest is, check it out.

[Swaggs]

What a way to kick of Friday Night Fury! A great show...

[JeeberD]

Very interesting that The Badasses and Legal Narcotics are forming an alliance just before the beginning of the Tag Team Title Tournament...

Great show!

[bertogarce]

Great show!

Can't wait for the tag-team tournament. Or should we call it The Baddasses Coronation ceremony?

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by JeeberD
Very interesting that The Badasses and Legal Narcotics are forming an alliance just before the beginning of the Tag Team Title Tournament...

Great show!


Wait. You haven't seen anything yet. ;)

[Swaggs]

Better watch out for Swaggs 'n' Noop. Once he hooked up with me, he became a winner. :)

[DolphinFan1]

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*****FRIDAY NIGHT FURY*****
*****June 2, 2006*****

We kick off our new show with the GM of FOFC Wrestling, DolphinFan coming to the ring.

DolphinFan: Welcome everyone to our new show. It is called Friday Night Fury. FOFC Wrestling has come a long way since being a small little backyard promotion 3 years ago. We now have two TV shows and are on the verge of becoming National. We have a great show lined up for you tonight. We have a surprise guest tonight. He is an Icon in this sport. I won’t spill the beans right now. You will all find out later. I hope you all enjoy the show. Also on Tuesday Tough Love we start our Tag Team Tournament to crown new tag team champions. Now it’s time to head over to our announce team of Chris English and Jerry Straus.

Chris English: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Fury, I’m Chris English.
Jerry Straus: And I’m Jerry Straus.
English: It sure is good to be here, Jerry. This is certainly an exciting promotion.
Straus: Yes it is. They certainly have loads of talent. Although, Darkiller is head and shoulders above everyone else talent wise.
English: No way! Coffee Warlord, the Lightweight Champion, is the best wrestler on this roster.
Straus: Are you kidding? Darkiller held onto the title for almost 5 months.
English: Only because he cheated in almost every match. Once Coffee got a fair match, he took that title right away from Darkiller. Well, tonight we have a great card for you. We have two triple threat matches with the winners facing each other on Tuesday Tough Love for a Television Title shot.
Straus: Speaking of Television Title shots, Tucker tonight gets his chance to claim the title when he challenges Sachmo for the TV Title. I predict a new TV champ tonight.
English: Sadly I agree with you, but only because I think Flamebeard’s Followers will get involved and that spells trouble for Sachmo. Also tonight, we will have the brackets for the upcoming tag team tournament.
Straus: That is bogus. Time and Money are the tag team champs. Just because Marmel is trying to get his life straightened out, that’s no reason to strip them of the titles.
English: Hey, we can’t have the titles in limbo forever. They need to be active. Our main event tonight features Darkiller and Digamma challenging Coffee Warlord and JeeberD. JeeberD is offering to take Smokin’ Warlord’s place after Smokin’ was injured on Tuesday. He’s not here tonight. Right now it’s time for our 1st match. It’s the first of two triple threat matches to determine the two finalists for the #1 contender to the TV Title. Let’s go to the ring.

Atatange vs Swaggs vs Primelord.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout.

The Match: Primelord walks into a high dropkick from Swaggs, almost losing several teeth in the process. Atatange uses some pathetic kicks in the corner now. Atatange drops an elbow...but Primelord moves out of the way. Flying cross body off the top rope! Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Atatange blasts Primelord with a superkick, but it sucked royally. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Primelord powers out of a headlock. Super kick by Primelord. Tiger suplex on Primelord. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Primelord can barely stand. X-Buster! Swaggs goes for the pinfall. 1....2....3.

Winner: Swaggs goes on to face the winner of the next match for the #1 contender to the TV Title.

English: Swaggs needed that victory for his confidence in singles matches.
Straus: He got lucky.
English: Up next is the 2nd of our two triple threat matches.

Bertogarce vs Tekneek vs Shorty.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout.

The Match: Shorty kicks the leg, knocks Tekneek down, and goes to work on it. STIFF high kick on Bertogarce by Shorty. Tekneek reverses a Shorty hammerlock. Shorty takes a hard, stinging chop from Tekneek. One word: Ow. Bertogarce crushes Tekneek with a huge legdrop. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Shorty uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Bertogarce blocks a punch. Tekneek scoops up Shorty. Bertogarce bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Swan dive headbutt from Tekneek but without much elevation on the move. Bertogarce connects with a back heel kick on Tekneek and gets back up quickly. Tekneek avoids a Bertogarce avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Tekneek hits an arm drag on Shorty, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Shorty slugs Tekneek, sending him down into the corner. While Shorty fires up the crowd, Tekneek is removing the turnbuckle pad! Shorty comes over...but Tekneek grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Shorty face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Tekneek rolls up the stunned Shorty: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that?

Winner: Tekneek wins and moves on to face Swaggs at Tuesday Tough Love with a TV Title shot on the line.

English: What a cheap win by Tekneek.
Straus: He just did it before Shorty did.
English: Before we go to our next match, we have the brackets for the Tag Team Title Tournament starting at Tuesday Tough Love.

Brackets for the Tag Team Title Tournament


#1 Seed (Bye): The Badasses

NevStar/The Afoci
vs.
Double K.

Swaggs/Noop
vs.
Chief Rum/Tekneek

Legal Narcotics
vs.
Tucker/Atatange

English: The 1st round will start this Tuesday. Up next is a singles match featuring two opponents from Tuesday’s upcoming tournament.

The Afoci vs Kodos.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Afoci just WAFFLES Kodos with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! The Afoci misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Kodos hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Diamond Dust from Kodos and Afoci is out! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Kodos misses a clothesline. Kodos takes a flying neckbreaker from The Afoci. Afoci crushes Kodos with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from The Afoci. Nicely done. Pin, but Kodos is out just before the three count. The Afoci misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Afoci takes a NICE hurrancarana from Kodos. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Afoci blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead!Kodos takes a nasty tumble from the top to the outside after a shove from The Afoci! The referee count to ten, then calls for the bell. Kodos gets counted out. Larry Zbysko comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Afoci turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Larry Zbysko has left Afoci down and bloodied.

Winner: The Afoci gets momentum moving onto the tag team tournament but paid the price after.

English: That was a great win for the Afoci going into Tuesday’s tournament.
Straus: Yes, but in what condition will he be in. Zbysko just leveled him after the match.
English: We’ll have to wait until Tuesday. Up next are the tag team partners from the last match.

NevStar vs Katon.

Match Background: None.

The Match: THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. NevStar takes a NICE hurrancarana from Katon. Hooks the leg for a two count. Katon misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. NevStar hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Katon takes a flying neckbreaker from NevStar. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Katon. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pin, but Katon is out just before the three count. NevStar hits a dropkick on Katon and gets right back up. Katon is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. NevStar takes a NICE hurrancarana from Katon. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Katon. That looked KILLER. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Implant DDT by Katon! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Katon strikes NevStar. NevStar pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Hard back suplex on Katon. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Vicious kick to the teeth from NevStar. NevStar has Katon down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Infra-Red, forget about it. 1....2...3!The Afoci comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! The Afoci spins Katon around. The Afoci hits the Styles Clash! Katon has been left down on the canvas.

Winner: NevStar.

Straus: Was that necessary? The Afoci didn’t have to come down to the ring and do that.
English: Come on Jerry. You saw what I saw. Zbysko tried to end the Afoci’s career last match. So, I think that Katon had it coming. Since The Afoci couldn’t get to Zbysko, he took it out on the one person nearby. I understand that a limo has pulled in outside the arena. Could this be the special guest that DolphinFan was talking about earlier. Let’s go to our camera’s outside.

We get a shot of the entrance to the building where a limo has just pulled up. Out comes the driver and as he goes over to let whomever it is out, spots us. He tells the camera man to back up. When he doesn’t move right away our camera man finally backs up a little. Finally the driver opens the door.Roddy Piper steps out of the limo! He gets out and heads into the building.

English: Oh my God! Roddy Piper is in FOFC Wrestling!
Straus: This is definitely a great signing for us. He really is an Icon. But what is he here for?
English: I don’t know, but apparently we will find out in a little while. But right now it’s time for the Television Title match. Sachmo is defending against Tucker.

Sachmo vs Tucker

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Sachmo has been FOFC Television champion since 23 May 2006.

The Match: Sachmo just WAFFLES Tucker with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Sachmo kicks the leg, knocks Tucker down, and goes to work on it. Sachmo hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Covers for a quick two count. Flying elbow from Sachmo connects. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tucker counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tucker strikes Sachmo. There's a two count on the pin. Flying cross body off the top rope! Sachmo pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Vicious kick to the teeth from Sachmo. Tucker gets whipped into the corner by Sachmo, who charges in with a clothesline. Tucker grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Tucker gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out.

Winner: Sachmo by DQ and he remains the TV Champ.

English: Tucker knew he was going to lose anyway so he pulled the referee in the way on purpose.
Straus: It was a reaction. I don’t think he meant to do that.
English: Yes he did.

English and Straus are interrupted by the sound of bagpipes.

English: I guess we don’t have to wait anymore. Roddy Piper is coming to the ring.

Roddy Piper comes to the ring and has a mic.

Piper: Welcome everyone to the return of Piper’s Pit. It’s been a long time. I know you are all very happy to see me. Just having me on the show will bring up your ratings so much, DolphinFan will have to give me a raise tomorrow. Now on to business. My first guest is a guy who just got his 1st win in FOFC Wrestling just a couple of weeks ago on Tuesday Tough Love in a match against Tekneek in what many deemed as an upset. Please welcome, Noop.

Noop comes out dancing to his music and shaking hands with the fans.

Piper: Welcome Noop.

Piper offer to shake Noop’s hand. Noop hesitates, obviously knowing Piper’s reputation.

Piper: I’m not going to bite you.

Noop cautiously shakes Piper’s hand.

Piper: I want to congratulate you on your 1st win in FOFC Wrestling. I wanted you to tell the fans how it felt to finally get a win after months of disappointment.
Noop: Well, I’ll...
Piper: I’m sure it was a relief. Even after your loss at Mayhem in which you were clearly outclassed by Tekneek, you fought back and had one of your best matches ever the following Tuesday. Is there anything you can look back on and attribute to your losing streak?

English: Yeah, Chief Rum and a whole lot of cheating by Tekneek.

Noop: Well, I...

Piper interrupts Noop again and the crowd boos.

Piper: I’m sure it was just bad luck right? No one could be that bad a wrestler, even you. So, now that you have a win, what’s next for Noop?
Noop: I...

Piper again pulls the mic away from Noop before he can answer.

Piper: I’m sure...

This time Noop pulls the mic away from Piper and gets a pop from the crowd.

Noop: Listen here! Let me answer! I am sick of people pushing me around! You want to know how it felt after months of losing! Well, considering that coward, Chief Scum, cost me a match @ May Mayhem, it felt great. I knew he’d be watching. But I just focused on my opponent and beat him fair and square in the middle of the ring. Now, I have something to say to Chief Scum. You and I will meet one on one. And when we do, you will see that I am not the pushover you think I am.That’s not a threat, that’s a promise.

The music of Chief Rum hits and he makes his way to the ring.

Straus: It looks like business is about to pick up.
English: Chief Rum doesn’t need to come out here. He should just let Noop have his fun in the sun.

Chief Rum enters the ring and just stares at Noop for a minute and then he smiles. He grabs the mic from Noop.

Chief Rum: Now listen here, you little snot nosed punk! Your problem is all these fans. You lost all those matches because you cared about what they thought. You come out here, shaking hands with the fans and dancing around. Well, let me tell you something. These fans will turn on you just like that. Then what are you gonna do?
Noop: Don’t knock these fans. These fans are the reason we all have jobs. They come to see us. Well, maybe not you.

As Noop is talking, Chief Rum tries to attack Noop. However, Noop sees it coming and fights back, eventually leaving Chief down on the mat. Piper is just staring at Noop as if he has new respect for Noop.

Noop: Stay out of my way!

Noop turns to Piper.

Noop: This interview is over!

Noop leaves the ring.

Noop gained 2 points of overness from this segment.

English: Good for Noop. It’s about time he stands up for himself.
Straus: I wouldn’t want to be Noop when Chief Rum gets his hands on him.
English: I think Noop is showing he can take care of himself. Up next is a one on one contest. These two fought in a 6 man tag team match on Tuesday Tough Love.

Illinifan vs Quicksand.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Quicksand walks into a high dropkick from Illinifan, almost losing several teeth in the process. Illinifan just WAFFLES Quicksand with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Illinifan just WAFFLES Quicksand with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Hooks the leg for a two count. Illinifan hits a dropkick on Quicksand and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Quicksand blocks a punch. Quicksand just WAFFLES Illinifan with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! There's a two count on the pin. Quicksand crushes Illinifan with a running senton. Quicksand gets taken down out of nowhere! Springboard dropkick from Illinifan. Nicely done. Illinifan gets whipped into the corner. Quicksand charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Illinifan uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Illinifan leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Illinifan has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Quicksand to look for revenge.

Winner: Illinifan.

Straus: All Illinifan does is win. When is he going to get a title shot?
English: Every match he wins he does it by cheating. He doesn’t deserve any title shots. Up next is a one on one match between the FOFC Heavyweight Champion, Barry Windham and Monsta Mack.

Barry Windham vs Monsta Mack.

Match Background: Barry Windham is the reigning FOFC Heavyweight champion, and has been since 22 April 2006.

The Match: Flying shoulder tackle by Mack sends Windham CRASHING to the mat. Monsta Mack hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Windham kicks Monsta Mack in the gut to reverse the momentum. Barry Windham hits a right hand on Monsta Mack and follows it up with a couple more. Mack takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Covers for a quick two count. Windham DDTs Monsta Mack. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Mack takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Mack counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Monsta Mack hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Powerbomb on Windham. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Flying shoulder tackle by Mack sends Windham CRASHING to the mat. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Monsta Mack ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Barry Windham pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Mack takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Sloppy discus punch from Barry Windham barely connects on Mack. Monsta Mack slugs Barry Windham, sending him down into the corner. While Mack fires up the crowd, Windham is removing the turnbuckle pad! Monsta Mack comes over...but Windham grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Monsta Mack face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Barry Windham rolls up the stunned Monsta Mack, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3!What a display of cheating from Barry Windham. Raven comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Windham turns...and narrowly avoids vicious chair shot! Barry Windham spins Raven around. Barry Windham hits the Lariat! Barry Windham has left Raven down on the canvas.

Winner: Barry Windham.

English: Raven and Windham will meet again for the title. But can Raven take the title when Windham cheats like he does.
Straus: Maybe Raven should follow Windham’s example. Then he would win more matches.
English: Raven isn’t like that. I understand that Bobby Heenan is backstage ready to conduct an interview with Coffee Warlord and JeeberD who are getting ready to take on Darkiller and Digamma next.

Heenan: Thank you Chris. Well guys, tonight you take on two of the best in FOFC Wrestling in Darkiller and Digamma. How do you plan on going into this match?

Coffee: Listen here Heenan. I don’t like you. You never talk straight. Well I do. Flamebeard and his little pawns took out Smokin’ last week. He’s not here tonight. They thought I would be going in alone. Well surprise, I have a partner.
JeeberD: That’s right Coffee. These guys are cowards. Let’s go take care of business.

JeeberD gained 2 points of overness from this segment.

English: Wow! JeeberD is stepping up to the big time tonight.
Straus: He’s in over his head. He’s not ready for a main event match.
English: We’ll see. Let’s head to the ring for our main event.

Coffee Warlord and JeeberD vs Darkiller and Digamma.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Darkiller vs Coffee feud. Coffee Warlord is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 20 May 2006. Digamma is the reigning FOFC Hardcore champion, and has been since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Forearm to the face from Digamma on Jeeber. Flying elbow from Digamma, grazing the target slightly. There's a two count on the pin. Digamma tags out to Darkiller. Digamma \ Darkiller whip Jeeber into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. There's a two count on the pin. JeeberD charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Jeeber blocks a kick from Darkiller. Lightning kick by Jeeber on Darkiller. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jeeber tags out to Coffee Warlord. Spinebuster by Coffee Warlord. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Bodyslam by Coffee. Darkiller is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Fallaway slam by Darkiller puts down Coffee Warlord. Darkiller tags out to Digamma. Coffee takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Coffee tags out to JeeberD. Jeeber walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation!Tucker comes running down the aisle and into the ring! JeeberD turns around. Tucker slams Jeeber down. Tucker climbs to the top rope and hits the Tumbleweed Legdrop! Tucker leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Digamma pins Jeeber. Tucker is still in the ring. He signals for the Tumbleweed Legdrop! Their music hits, and out come Smokin' \ Bertogarce to make the save! They march down aisle, which causes Tucker to swiftly exit the ring and leave through the crowd! Smokin' \ Bertogarce stopped Tucker from continuing his assault.

Winners: Darkiller and Digamma.

English: Where did Smokin’ come from? I thought he wasn’t here tonight.
Straus: Coffee lied.
English: Why should he let them know everything? It’s about time Coffee and his friends start fighting fire with fire. Wait, Smokin’ has a mike.

Smokin’: Tucker, you and your friends think you’re so tough. You like to attack from behind and interfere in matches. How about you and your friends show up next week? Let’s make it a War Games match. The Badasses and Legal Narcotics vs. Flamebeard’s Followers. We’ll be here. Just show up.

English: Wow! Smokin’ laying down the challenge. Will it be accepted? Maybe we’ll find out Tuesday. We gotta go. Good night everyone.




FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Television Champion: Sachmo.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Time and Money (Currently titles are suspended.)

Our overall rating for the show was 70%.
We had a .75 TV rating.
Attendance: 514.
Match of the night: Illinifan and Quicksand: 87%.

[SirFozzie]

Geezzzzzz.. I want in on this :)

[Coffee Warlord]

Only if you pay your dues to the Coffee Warlord is Good Association. :)

[The Afoci]

Good stuff.

[Noop]

Nice to see I'm on my way up.

:)

noop

[SirFozzie]

Decafinated Coffy Wardork is good.. FOR ME TO P00P ON!

[DolphinFan1]

Just to let everyone know, I'm still here. I just have been a little busy. I will write up more shows this weekend and post them starting Monday. I want to get 3 to 4 shows a week in if I can. :)

[DolphinFan1]

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*****Tuesday Tough Love*****
*****June 6, 2006*****

We start our show by going to Dallas Page and Bobby Heenan.

Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love, I’m Dallas Page and I’m joined by Bobby Heenan. Well Bobby, Friday Night Fury was a huge success. What did you think of the surprise return of Piper’s Pit?
Heenan: Well, I was there and you should have see the buzz around the locker room about who it would be. I of course figured it out. But the excitement was incredible.
Page: We also saw some great action leading us into tonight’s card. We have a TV Title match with Sachmo defending against one half of the Badasses in Bertogarce.
Heenan: Sachmo should have no problem with this match.
Page: Also on the card, we will start the tag team tournament for the soon to be vacated Tag Team Titles. We understand that Co-Commissioner Gold is here tonight and he will be making an official announcement about it.
Heenan: We also have a 4 person elimination match with the winner getting a Heavyweight Title shot at Summer Bash.
Page: That will be our June event which is a PPV this month. Our main event tonight is the match made last week when JeeberD helped Coffee Warlord. They will square off one on one in a submission match for the FOFC Lightweight Title. But right now it’s time to head to the ring where our 1st match of the evening is set to get underway. It is for the Television Title.

Bertogarce vs Sachmo.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Sachmo has been FOFC Television champion since 23 May 2006.

The Match: Lightning kick by Sachmo on Bertogarce. Springboard dropkick from Sachmo. Nicely done. Tiger suplex on Bertogarce. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Flying elbow from Sachmo connects. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bertogarce powers out of a headlock. Bertogarce uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Flying reverse elbow by Bertogarce. Sachmo reverses a Bertogarce hammerlock. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Bertogarce is down! Bertogarce slugs Sachmo, sending him down into the corner. While Bertogarce fires up the crowd, Sachmo is removing the turnbuckle pad! Bertogarce comes over...but Sachmo grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Bertogarce face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Sachmo rolls up the stunned Bertogarce, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Sachmo.

Winner: Sachmo retains the Television Title.

Immediately following the decision, the music of Co-Commissioner Gold plays and he comes to the ring.

Page: Well, I guess we don’t have to wait too long for the announcement on the Tag Team Titles.

Gold: Welcome everyone. I am out here tonight to conduct some business. A few weeks ago, the GM of FOFC Wrestling gave Marmel until the start of this month to return or the tag team titles were to be vacated. Well, Marmel is still recovering. So, by order of the GM of FOFC Wrestling, I am stripping Time and Money of the Tag Team Belts and starting tonight we will be having a tournament to determine who will own the titles. Then at our PPV, Summer Bash, we will crown new Tag Team Champions.

I have one more piece of business to take care of right now. There is one FOFC Superstar who hasn’t been defending his title like he should. So, right here tonight, the Hardcore Champion, Digamma will defend against Quicksand. He has shown he deserves to get a title shot.

Gold is interrupted by the music of Illinifan who comes to the ring.

Illinifan: Quicksand deserves a title shot? Let me tell you who deserves a title shot! Me! I have beaten Quicksand on numerous occasions along with just about anyone else who has stepped in the ring with me. So if anyone deserves a title shot, I do.

Gold looks at Illinifan for a minute and then nods his head.

Gold: You know, you’re right. You do deserve a title shot. So, instead of a one on one match with Digamma and Quicksand, it will be a triple threat match for the Hardcore Title between Digamma, Quicksand and Illinifan.

Illinifan looks satisfied and leaves the ring followed by Gold.

Page: Wow! Another Title match right here tonight.
Heenan: It’s about time Illinifan got some respect around here. He just wins.
Page: Yeah, but he cheats in every match. Up next is the 1st of three first round matches in the tag team tournament. We have a few guys pulling double duty tonight, wrestling in the tag team tournament and also in singles matches. That’s definitely going to take it’s toll.
Heenan: It sure will. Swaggs, Tekneek and Coffee all have two matches here tonight. Not too smart it you ask me.
Page: Let’s go to the ring.

Noop and Swaggs vs Chief Rum and Tekneek.

Match Background: This is a 1st round match in the tag team tournament. Chief and Noop have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Swaggs and Tekneek have been feuding recently. Tekneek has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Noop walks into a high dropkick from Chief Rum, almost losing several teeth in the process. Flying elbow from Chief Rum connects. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Tekneek. Chief \ Tekneek whip Noop into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. Tekneek hits an arm drag on Noop, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Noop blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Flying elbow off the top rope by Noop, getting as close to zero air as possible. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Swaggs. SUPER frankensteiner on Tekneek, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Second rope flying axe handle, Tekneek goes down. One day, Swaggs might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Swaggs charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Face crusher from Tekneek on Swaggs sets up for an elbowdrop. Tekneek tags out to Chief Rum. Chief hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Tag to Noop. Implant DDT by Chief Rum! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Chief Rum grapples with Noop, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned Noop: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! The fight has started up again! Noop \ Swaggs attacks Chief \ Tekneek, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

Winners: Chief Rum and Tekneek move on in the tournament.

Page: Chief had to cheat to win again.
Heenan: Did the referee see it? Then it’s all legal.
Page: Up next is another 1st round match in the tournament.

The Afoci and NevStar vs Double K.

Match Background: None.

The Match: NevStar hits a rolling kick on Kodos. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. SUPER frankensteiner on Kodos, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Tag between NevStar and The Afoci. The Afoci hits a rolling kick on Kodos. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from The Afoci. Nicely done. Tag between The Afoci and NevStar. Afoci \ NevStar whip Kodos into the corner. The Afoci whips NevStar in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Kodos once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Tag to Katon. Implant DDT by Katon! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Katon crushes NevStar with a huge legdrop. Tag to Kodos. Katon scoops up NevStar. Kodos bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hard back suplex on NevStar. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Super kick by Kodos. Tag between Kodos and Katon. Katon uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! NevStar kicks Katon in the gut to reverse the momentum. NevStar tags out to The Afoci. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Afoci.Larry Zbysko has climbed up onto the apron! Afoci turns...and he gets hit with a right hand from Zbysko! Katon attacks Afoci from behind! Katon drives The Afoci into the corner. Swinging DDT!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. A second referee is here...and is telling the first referee about the run in that happened behind his back. The referee reverses the decision, he is disqualifying Katon for outside interference! Kodos and Katon remain in the ring, arguing with Zbysko. Kodos and Katon walk off, looking furious.

Winners: The Afoci and NevStar by DQ.

Page: I don’t think that Double K are too happy with Zbysko.
Heenan: I’m going to have to talk to those guys. Larry’s only trying to help.
Page: He cost them the match. Up next is the last of the 1st round matches in the tag team tournament.

Legal Narcotics vs Atatange and Tucker.

Match Background: Coffee Warlord is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Smokin' takes a flying neckbreaker from Tucker. Smokin' takes a NICE hurrancarana from Tucker. There's a two count on the pin. Tucker tags out to Atatange. Atatange \ Tucker whip Smokin' into the corner. Atatange whips Tucker in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Chop by Atatange on Smokin' gets a WOO! from the crowd and rightfully so. Covers for a quick two count. Atatange hits a quick kick on Smokin', only for Smokin' to pop back up and eat another one. Atatange goes for a splash but Smokin' puts the knees up. Power drive elbow by Smokin' Warlord. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Smokin' tags out to Coffee Warlord. Atatange charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Coffee hits a piledriver on Atatange. That used to end matches, you know. Atatange kicks Coffee Warlord in the gut to reverse the momentum. Tag between Atatange and Tucker. SUPER frankensteiner on Coffee, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Tiger suplex on Coffee. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Spinning back kick from Tucker. Coffee Warlord elbows Tucker in the face to break a hammerlock. Coffee hits a piledriver on Tucker. That used to end matches, you know.Bertogarce \ Princess come running down the aisle and into the ring! Tucker turns...and is dropped with a double DDT! Tucker in big trouble. Coffee Warlord moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Super Kick. 1....2...3, it's finished. Coffee Warlord doesn’t look happy with the interference from Bertogarce and the Bad Ass Princess. He says they could have won on their own.

Winners: Legal Narcotics.

Page: Coffee isn’t pleased with the help he got.
Heenan: He should be thanking them for the help.
Page: That’s not how Coffee operates.

Page and Heenan are interrupted once again by the music of Gold who comes to the ring.

Gold: I am back out here because I just got off the phone with our contact from the Regional Network about this Friday’s show. They will not allow a War Games match. They say it’s too violent. So, there has been a change in plans. Instead, right here next week on Tuesday Tough Love, we will have the War Games match. To add a little spice to the War Games match, the one who gets the victory by submission only, will get his choice of whichever title shot he wants in whatever match he wants. On Friday Night Fury, we will have the 2nd round of the Tag Team Tournament. I really didn’t want to have to change the cards around, but the network wouldn’t budge.

Gold is interrupted by the music of Erik Flamebeard who comes to the ring with the entire entourage of Flamebeard’s Followers.

Flamebeard: Gold, there will be no War Games match without another stipulation. Remember, I am also Co-Commissioner. So, it you want War Games to happen with your stipulations, Darkiller gets a rematch for the FOFC Lightweight Title at June’s PPV, Summer Bash.
Gold: I have no problem with that.

Gold and Flamebeard are interrupted by the music of Coffee Warlord who returns to the ring.

Coffee: Darkiller, you want a rematch at Summer Bash. You’re on. And when we win War Games, we will take any other title your friends may have.
Darkiller: That’s good. War Games is on. Then at Summer Bash, I will take your title, providing you still have the title by then. You are facing JeeberD tonight in a submission match. You may not make it to the PPV with the title.
Coffee: With all due respect to Jeeber, I will leave here tonight with the title. Then it will be around my waist going into Summer Bash, and it will be around my waist when I leave Summer Bash.

Now the music of JeeberD hits and he comes to the ring.

Page: What is going on here?
Heenan: It looks like everyone has something to say.

JeeberD: Coffee, I respect you as a person and a wrestler. But, you seem to be pretty sure of yourself about our match tonight. Didn’t anybody ever tell you that you shouldn’t underestimate an opponent?
Coffee: No disrespect intended, but I will beat you tonight.
Jeeber: Is that right?
Coffee: Yes it is.
Jeeber: Don’t be so sure about that.
Coffee: I’m sure.

Coffee and Jeeber are nose to nose. Gold steps in and separates them as Darkiller and the rest of Flamebeard’s Followers just smile and leave the ring. Gold finally restores some order, but clearly the tension is there just before their match tonight.

Page: Flamebeard planned this all along. These guys are friends, notwithstanding their match tonight. But they are also partners next week in the War Games match. How are they going to get along then?
Heenan: I’ve said it before. Flamebeard is a genius.
Page: Up next is a number one contender’s match for the TV Title. Swaggs and Tekneek each won a triple threat match on Friday Night Fury to get here.

Swaggs vs Tekneek.

Match Background: Swaggs and Tekneek have been feuding recently. Tekneek has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Swaggs takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Swaggs reverses a hip toss. Swaggs crushes Tekneek with a running senton. Tiger suplex on Tekneek. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Swaggs reverses an irish whip...and Tekneek runs into the referee! Swaggs knocks Tekneek to the outside, then signals for the X-Buster. He reaches out of the ring for Tekneek...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see Tekneek sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Tekneek, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. Tekneek looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Tekneek has lost it!

Winner: Swaggs by DQ.

Page: Tekneek went a little overboard there.
Heenan: I don’t know what to say. I really don’t condone the hitting of officials.
Page: Every week you manage to surprise me Bobby. Excuse me, I understand there is a commotion backstage.

We head to the backstage area where we see Primelord and Shorty enter Gold’s office without knocking.

Primelord: What is your problem? Why are we not on the show tonight?
Gold: There just wasn’t any room on the card and there was no one to book you against.
Shorty: What are you talking about? We are the most talented people in this company and you can’t find a spot for us. Well, I have a match for you right now. Primelord and I against the great Co-Commissioner, Gold.

With that Shorty and Primelord attack Gold and demolish his office.

Primelord: Maybe that will make you think twice about leaving us off the show.

Page: What’s wrong with those guys?
Heenan: They were right to be upset. They should be on the show.
Page: But you’re not going to get your way by beating up your boss. Up next is a 4 corner elimination match. The winner gets a shot at the FOFC Heavyweight Title at June’s Summer Bash.

Raven vs Samoa Joe vs CW Anderson vs Erik Watts.

Match Background: This will be an elimination bout.

The Match: BAAACK Body drop by Watts gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Samoa Joe hits some punches. How generic. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to CW Anderson. CW slams Erik Watts down and motions to the crowd. CW Anderson scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Tag between CW Anderson and Raven. BIG clothesline on Watts. Tag to Samoa Joe. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Samoa Joe ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Raven blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. ONE...TWO...THREE. Raven defeats Joe. Big kick from Watts staggers Raven but that's about it. Weak bodyslam by Watts. There's a two count on the pin. Erik Watts with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Raven. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Raven tags out to CW Anderson. Running knee lift from CW Anderson. Flying shoulder tackle by CW sends Watts CRASHING to the mat. Watts blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! CW takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Erik Watts turns CW inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Erik Watts pins CW. Just the two friends left, Raven and Erik Watts. Big clothesline from Watts. Flapjack from Watts on Raven. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Erik Watts misses a clothesline. Erik Watts can barely stand. Here it comes - Raven Effect DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished. Raven and Watts just stare at each other for a second and then shake hands and walk out together.

Winner: Raven wins and gets a title shot at Summer Bash.

Page: What a show of sportsmanship by those two. Raven finally will get his rematch at Summer Bash.
Heenan: It won’t do any good. He’s too nice of a guy. He needed to hit Watts after the match to send a message to Windham that he will do anything for the title.
Page: Raven doesn’t have to do that. He can beat him on talent. Up next is the triple threat match Gold made earlier in the evening. Digamma will defend the Hardcore Title against Illinifan and Quicksand.

Digamma vs Illinifan vs Quicksand.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Digamma has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Digamma snapmares Quicksand and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Hip toss onto a chair by Illinifan! Quicksand backdrops Illinifan out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Quicksand. Illinifan takes a NICE hurrancarana from Quicksand. Flying cross body off the top rope! Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Quicksand. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Quicksand reverses a waistlock. Illinifan takes a thrown chair to the face! Swan dive headbutt from Digamma but without much elevation on the move. Quicksand slugs Digamma, sending him down into the corner. While Quicksand fires up the crowd, Digamma is removing the turnbuckle pad! Quicksand comes over...but Digamma grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Quicksand face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Digamma rolls up the stunned Quicksand: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that?

Winner: Digamma remains the Hardcore Champion.

Page: Another champion who cheats to keep the title.
Heenan: He won, that’s all that matters. Digamma is turning out to be the best Hardcore Champ ever.
Page: Please. Up now is our main event. Coffee Warlord is giving JeeberD a Lightweight Title shot for helping him last week. But as we saw earlier, these guys may be friends but the tension is rising between the two, thanks to Flamebeard and his Followers. Let’s go to the ring.

Coffee Warlord vs JeeberD.

Match Background: This will be a submission bout. This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Coffee Warlord has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Flying cross body off the top rope! Coffee Warlord pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Jeeber gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Coffee slams JeeberD down and motions to the crowd. Flying shoulder tackle by Coffee sends Jeeber CRASHING to the mat. JeeberD avoids a Coffee Warlord avalanche by getting out of the damn way! SUPER frankensteiner on Coffee, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Springboard dropkick from JeeberD. Nicely done. Second rope flying axe handle, Coffee goes down. One day, Jeeber might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Jeeber drops an elbow...but Coffee Warlord moves out of the way. JeeberD charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. High Angle DDT by Coffee Warlord just SPIKES JeeberD down!Darkiller comes running down the aisle with a chair! Coffee and JeeberD continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Darkiller slides in and blasts JeeberD with a chair to the head! Darkiller climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Coffee stares at Darkiller for a second. Clearly he doesn’t want to win this way. But Coffee realizes what is at stake as he turns to Jeeber.Coffee floors JeeberD and locks in a STF! Jeeber submits to the pain! Coffee Warlord slides to the outside and grabs a chair and motions for Darkiller to return to the ring. Darkiller hesitates and then starts back towards the ring. But before he can get there, JeeberD rips the chair out of Coffee’s hands. Coffee spins around and asks what Jeeber’s problem is.

JeeberD: You want to know what my problem is. You saw that Darkiller hit me with the chair, and you went ahead and continued the match anyway. What’s the deal?
Coffee: Jeeber, you would have done the same thing. I didn’t ask Darkiller to come down to help me. I wanted a fair match. I’m sorry it ever happened.
Jeeber: Sure you are. Ever since you’ve won that title, you think you are better than everyone else. Well, if you keep acting like that, you may just lose all the friends and respect you’ve earned.

With that Jeeber leaves and goes backstage and Coffee is standing there openmouthed not knowing what to do.

Page: What is going to happen next week? Those two are teammates in the War Games match next week.
Heenan: Flamebeard is doing a good job of causing dissension between Coffee’s team.
Page: What’s going to happen with this? Tune in Friday night for Friday Night Fury and then next Tuesday right here will be the War Games match. See you then. We have to go. Good night everybody.


FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Television Champion: Sachmo.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Titles are vacant, to be awarded at June’s PPV, Summer Bash.

We had an overall rating of 67% for the show.
We had a .43 TV rating.
Attendance: 518.
Match of the night: Triple threat match for the hardcore title: Digamma (c) vs. Illinifan vs. Quicksand : 79%.

[Coffee Warlord]

Hey it's not MY fault Jeeber lost.

I gave you a shot, and this is the thanks I get?

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord thinks you need a ham.

[JeeberD]

I would be happy with some squid, but I doubt you'll give it to me.

Friends don't take advantage of friends who've been nailed by a chair...or something like that.

[DolphinFan1]

Stay tuned. I plan to have another show up either Tuesday or Wednesday. And also I plan to have a new interview, this time with Revrew. Check the website in a couple days.

[bertogarce]

I went back and read some of the cards again, this is really great stuff! I'm glad to be part of it. Even if I'm on something of a losing streak as a singles wrestler lately. Things are going to change come the tag-team tournament!

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by bertogarce
I went back and read some of the cards again, this is really great stuff! I'm glad to be part of it. Even if I'm on something of a losing streak as a singles wrestler lately. Things are going to change come the tag-team tournament!

Um, the tag team tournament already started with the latest show. :)

[DolphinFan1]

New Show for Friday Night Fury on Website.

Also, new interview with Revrew. Check it out.

I will post the show here when I have time.

[bertogarce]

Yes, the tag-team tournament started with the last show (Tuesday), but The Badasses didn't have a match. We had a bye. I lost another singles match on that card instead.

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by bertogarce
Yes, the tag-team tournament started with the last show (Tuesday), but The Badasses didn't have a match. We had a bye. I lost another singles match on that card instead.

Bertogarce, Sorry forgot about that. I get my shows mixed up now and then.

The new show is on the website. What do you think of the tension between the two top face tag teams, The Badasses and Legal Narcotics.

What's going to happen in the WarGames match at Tuesday Tough Love? Who knows?

:D

[JeeberD]

Man, things are getting very, very interesting. Did we actually beat down LN? I'm thinking it was more likely Flamebeard's Followers...

[DolphinFan1]

For those who haven't seen the latest show yet on the website. Here it is.

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*****Friday Night Fury*****
*****June 9, 2006*****

We start out our broadcast by going to our announcers Chris English and Jerry Straus.

English: Welcome everyone to our 2nd ever Friday Night Fury. Well Jerry, we have a little change in the card tonight as was announced on Tuesday Tough Love. But we still have a great show lined up tonight.
Straus: Yes we do. We won’t have the War Games match, but we do have the 2nd round of the Tag Team Tournament.
English: Also on the card, Legal Narcotics will be in Piper’s Pit. And as we saw on Tuesday, there seems to be a little tension between them and the Badasses.
Straus: Yes, and they had better get their act together before Tuesday’s War Games match or they are going to find themselves on the losing end.
English: We have a big main event tonight. Inside a steel cage we have a heavyweight tag team match. Raven and Erik Watts have challenged Barry Windham and CW Anderson. Well, let’s get to the ring. Our 1st match is about to start. Noop and Swaggs have challenged Primelord and Shorty after what they saw on Tuesday when Primelord and Shorty attacked Gold. Plus both teams are trying to climb their way back up the tag team ladder.

Noop and Swaggs vs Primelord and Shorty.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Hard back suplex on Swaggs. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Shorty crushes Swaggs with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Primelord. Primelord \ Shorty whip Swaggs into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Flying elbow from Primelord connects. There's a two count on the pin. Primelord connects with a back heel kick on Swaggs and gets back up quickly. Primelord goes for a splash but Swaggs puts the knees up. Primelord walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Swaggs tags out to Noop. Flying elbow from Noop, grazing the target slightly. Flying elbow off the top rope by Noop, getting as close to zero air as possible. Noop gets taken down out of nowhere! Tag between Primelord and Shorty. Noop takes a NICE hurrancarana from Shorty. Noop walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Shorty strikes Noop. Noop ducks a wild right hand. Flying elbow off the top rope by Noop, getting as close to zero air as possible.Chief \ Tekneek come running down the aisle with chairs! Shorty and Noop continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Chief Rum slides in and blasts Noop with a chair to the head! Chief climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Shorty drives Noop into the corner. Super Frankensteiner, forget about it. 1....2...3! A second referee is here...and is telling the first referee about the run in that happened behind his back. The referee reverses the decision, he is disqualifying Shorty for outside interference! Primelord \ Shorty don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Chief \ Tekneek, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.

Winners: Noop and Swaggs by DQ.

English: I’m glad someone saw that interference.
Straus: That’s not right. The 1st referee’s decision should be final.
English: Chief and Tekneek didn’t make any friends by interfering there. Shorty and Primelord are a little upset with them.
Straus: They shouldn’t be. Chief and Tekneek were trying to help them.

English and Straus are interrupted by the music of Double K who come to the ring

Kodos: In case you all don’t know it, Larry Zbysko isn’t here tonight. He’s had a little accident.
Katon: Well, it wasn’t really an accident.

English: What are these guys talking about?

Kodos: Larry, you are sitting at home right now with a broken leg that we gave you.

English: Oh my God!

Katon: We hired you to help us become better tag team wrestlers. But all you’ve done is cost us matches. We are through with you. We don’t need anyone. From now on we will take care of business ourselves.
Kodos: And in case anyone has any doubts about us doing that. Just call Larry and ask him.

Katon gained 3 points of overness from this segment. Kodos gained 1 point of overness from this segment.

English: I had heard rumors about Larry being hurt. I just had no idea that those guys were behind it.
Straus: Good for them. Double K are way too talented to need anyone. Zbysko just was in the way.
English: I think when Larry comes back, he will want to have a little chat with Double K. Up next is the 1st of two second round matches in the tag team tournament. The winners of each match will face each other at June’s PPV, Summer Bash for the Tag Team Titles.

The Badasses vs NevStar and The Afoci.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Afoci hits a dropkick on Bertogarce and gets right back up. Bertogarce once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Bertogarce hits a dropkick on The Afoci and gets right back up. Tag between Bertogarce and JeeberD. Second rope flying axe handle, Afoci goes down. One day, Jeeber might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Spin kick by JeeberD to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. The Afoci comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Afoci uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Afoci tags out to NevStar. NevStar hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Second rope flying axe handle, Jeeber goes down. One day, NevStar might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Jeeber flips out of a NevStar bodyslam attempt. Implant DDT by JeeberD! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Jeeber tags out to Bertogarce. Vicious kick to the teeth from Bertogarce. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Hard back suplex on NevStar. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. NevStar is all alone...Bad Ass Bomb!! 1....2....3!

Winners: The Badasses move on to the finals for the Tag Team Titles.

English: What a big win for the Badasses.
Straus: I just couldn’t get into that match. Now, this next match I’m ready for. Chief Rum and Tekneek are going to beat the team of Legal Narcotics and then move on to take the titles at Summer Bash.
English: We shall see.

Legal Narcotics vs Chief Rum and Tekneek.

Match Background: Coffee Warlord is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Tekneek hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Tekneek gets taken down out of nowhere! Flying shoulder tackle by Coffee sends Tekneek CRASHING to the mat. Coffee tags out to Smokin' Warlord. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Implant DDT by Smokin' Warlord! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tekneek avoids a Smokin' Warlord avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Flying elbow from Tekneek, grazing the target slightly. Tekneek tags out to Chief Rum. Chief Rum kicks the leg, knocks Smokin' down, and goes to work on it. Chief Rum hits a rolling kick on Smokin'. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Smokin' backdrops Chief Rum out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Smokin' Warlord. Second rope flying axe handle, Chief goes down. One day, Smokin' might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tag to Coffee Warlord. Coffee Warlord scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Bodyslam by Coffee. Legal Narcotics have Chief Rum to themselves. Overdose! 1....2....3! It's over.

Winners: Legal Narcotics move on to face the Badasses at Summer Bash for the Tag Team Titles.

English: That win by Legal Narcotics certainly makes the War Games match on Tuesday interesting.
Straus: Yes, how are they going to get along knowing that they are facing each other for the Tag Team Titles at Summer Bash?
English: I don’t know, but maybe we’ll find out later tonight when Legal Narcotics are in Piper’s Pit.

English and Straus are interrupted by the music of Illinifan who comes to the ring.

Illinifan: Revrew, are you still at home nursing your arm? You poor thing. I can’t wait for you to get back so I can take care of the other arm. Enough about that little wimp. I came out here to issue a challenge. Quicksand, you and I have to go again. One more time, one on one. If you have the guts.

The music of Erik Flamebeard hits and he comes to the ring.

Flamebeard: Illinifan, that’s a good idea. But let’s make it interesting. You and Quicksand will face each other right here tonight. The winner gets a TV Title shot on Tuesday Tough Love. Oh and one more thing, it will be an Iron Man Match so no one can claim a cheap victory. You’ll just have to cheat more than once in the same night.

Flamebeard says as he walks away laughing. Illinifan follows smiling.

English: Wow! Another match added tonight. It should be a good one. Up next is the Television Title match. Sachmo is defending against a former champ in Swaggs. Swaggs won a match vs. Tekneek on Tuesday to qualify for this shot.

Sachmo vs Swaggs.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Sachmo has been FOFC Television champion since 23 May 2006.

The Match: Sachmo hits a dropkick on Swaggs and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying reverse elbow by Sachmo. There's a two count on the pin. Swaggs reverses a hip toss. Swaggs hits a dropkick on Sachmo and gets right back up. Lightning kick by Swaggs on Sachmo. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Sachmo is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. SUPER frankensteiner on Swaggs, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Swaggs kicks Sachmo in the gut to reverse the momentum. DDT from the top rope by Swaggs. That looked KILLER. Sachmo can barely stand. X-Buster! 1....2....3. Sachmo gives a murderous look toward Swaggs...and attacks! Swaggs gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Sachmo picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken.

Winner: Swaggs wins and reclaims the TV Title, but pays the price after.

English: Swaggs is once again the Television Champ and Sachmo is a sore loser.
Straus: Sachmo should have won that match. He has more talent.
English: It’s time for Piper’s Pit. This should be interesting as Piper’s guests tonight are Legal Narcotics.

Roddy Piper comes to the ring to the sound of bagpipes.

Piper: Welcome everyone. Are you all having a good time tonight? Well, right now I have two interesting guests. They just won a match to put them in the Tag Team Title match at Summer Bash. Please welcome, Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord, Legal Narcotics.

The crowd picks up and cheers as Coffee and Smokin’ come down to their music.

Piper: Gentlemen, let’s get right to business. You just won a match against Chief Rum and Tekneek to advance to the Tag Team Title match at Summer Bash. But you will be facing a team who will be your tag partners at Tuesday Tough Love in the War Games match. Lately there seems to be a little tension between you and the Badasses. Can you guys function as a unit on Tuesday?
Coffee: Piper, let me tell you this. We will do what has to be done to win in the War Games match. As for our partners, we will beat them at Summer Bash to become the Tag Team Champions.
Piper: Many people are questioning how you won your match vs. JeeberD last Tuesday. Why would you accept Darkiller’s help?
Coffee: I didn’t accept Darkiller’s help. I never asked for him to come down to help me. Like I told Jeeber, I saw an opportunity and took it. If it was him, he would have done the same thing.
Piper: Smokin’, what do you think about your partner’s explanation?
Smokin’: What’s your problem Piper? You’re just trying to stir things up like always. Coffee told you he didn’t ask for help. What don’t you understand? If Jeeber and Bertogarce can’t accept that, then that’s their problem.

The music of the Badasses start and they come to the ring.

Straus: Maybe we’ll find out what the Badasses think about all this.

Jeeber: Coffee, I don’t believe you. I think you knew all along about Darkiller coming to the ring. You wanted your precious rematch with him at the PPV.
Coffee: Jeeber, I didn’t need his help. I could have beaten you all by myself.
Jeeber: If that’s true, then let’s go again. You and me, one on one right here next week.
Coffee: Why should I give you another shot?
Piper: Guys, what I want to know is, how are you all going to get along in the War Games match?
Smokin’: Piper, shut up! Jeeber, I’ll tell you what. Next Friday right here, I will face you one on one. If you beat me, then Coffee will give you another title shot the following Tuesday. If that’s ok with Coffee.

Coffee nods his head yes.

Jeeber: Fine, after I beat you, I will take Coffee’s title and go on to the PPV as Champ. And as for Tuesday in the War Games match, we’ll be there backing you up. I hope you will do the same.
Coffee: Don’t you worry about us. Flamebeard’s Followers are going down whether you are with us or not.

The Badasses leave the ring.

Coffee: Piper, did you get what you wanted? I hope so, because this interview is over.

Coffee and Smokin’ start to leave the ring. Before they can get there, Piper hits Coffee over the head with the microphone. Smokin’ turns to go after Piper, but as he does he is jumped by Darkiller and Digamma. It is now a three on two assault with Piper helping out. The Badasses are at the entranceway just looking on. But they don’t come to help. Legal Narcotics are left down in the ring.

English: Why didn’t the Badasses come to help? These guys are partners on Tuesday.
Straus: Coffee said he didn’t need anyone’s help.
English: These guys had better get their act together fast. Up next is a one on one contest made earlier in the night. Illinifan and Quicksand will be fighting in an Iron Man match with the winner getting a Television Title match on Tuesday.

Illinifan vs Quicksand.

Match Background: This will be an iron man bout.

The Match: FIRST FALL: Illinifan just WAFFLES Quicksand with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Flying elbow from Illinifan connects. Hooks the leg for a two count. Quicksand pushes out of a Illinifan hold. Quicksand hits a rolling kick on Illinifan. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Standing leg lariat by Quicksand on Illinifan. Quicksand hits a rolling kick on Illinifan. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Illinifan counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Super kick by Illinifan. ONE...TWO...THREE. Illinifan defeats Quicksand. SECOND FALL Quicksand walks into a high dropkick from Illinifan, almost losing several teeth in the process. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Quicksand goes down. Illinifan gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Illinifan. Covers for a quick two count. Quicksand takes a flying neckbreaker from Illinifan. There's a two count on the pin. Quicksand pushes out of a Illinifan hold. Spinning back kick from Quicksand. There's a two count on the pin. Quicksand crushes Illinifan with a running senton. Illinifan powers out of a Quicksand headlock. DDT from the top rope by Illinifan. That looked KILLER. Quicksand hooks up a suplex, but it is blocked.Illinifan scores with a low blow, then turns it into a small package! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Quicksand got screwed out of the victory! END OF BOUT.

Winner: Illinifan convincingly defeats Quicksand 2-0 to earn a TV Title shot.

Straus: Well, Quicksand has nothing to complain about. He lost 2-0.
English: Illinifan cheated on his second victory. But I have to agree, he dominated Quicksand. Up next is our main event. It is a tag team cage match between Barry Windham and CW Anderson vs. Erik Watts and Raven. Raven and Windham will be facing each other one more time at Summer Bash for the Heavyweight Title.

Barry Windham and CW Anderson vs Erik Watts and Raven.

Match Background: This will be a cage bout. Windham and Raven have been feuding for quite some time now. Barry Windham is the reigning FOFC Heavyweight champion, and has been since 22 April 2006.

The Match: Erik Watts takes a right hand to the temple from Windham. Flying shoulder tackle by Raven sends CW CRASHING to the mat. Raven drives CW into the cage side. Watts blocks a kick from Barry Windham. Raven scoops up Windham. Watts bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Spinebuster by CW Anderson. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Raven by CW. Remember when that was a legit finish? Windham \ CW whip Raven into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Barry Windham launches Watts into the cage wall. Erik Watts can barely stand. Here it comes - Lariat. Raven can barely stand. Spinebuster! Windham \ CW escape the cage for the win. Windham \ CW rush forward to attack! Raven \ Watts get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas.

Winners: Windham and Anderson.

English: That’s definitely a momentum booster for Windham going into Summer Bash in 3 weeks.
Straus: Windham doesn’t need it, he has Raven’s number.
English: I understand there is some commotion going on backstage.


We cut to the backstage area where a crowd is forming around Legal Narcotics who are on the ground. The medics are talking about what happened. No one saw who did it. But one said they saw the Badasses in the area.

English: I can’t believe that Jeeber or Bertogarce would do that.
Straus: I can.
English: It must be a set up. Anyway, we will have to find out next week as we are out of time. Good night everyone.

FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Television Champion: Swaggs is the new champ.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Titles are vacant.

We had an overall rating of 67% for the show.
We had a .75 TV rating.
Attendance: 515.
Match of the night: TV Title match: Swaggs vs. Sachmo: 80%.

[Coffee Warlord]

Methinks the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord is beginning his slow turn to the evil side.

All the better. Give me free reign to beat down anyone and everyone who fails to show the proper respect due your champion. :)

[JeeberD]

I don't know about that. It seems like The Badasses are the ones being the assholes here.

The next show should be really interesting...

[bertogarce]

Things are getting quite interesting!!! Can't wait to see what happens with the fragile Baddasses/Legal Narcotics alliance at War Games.

[DolphinFan1]

UPDATE: I hold in my hand a draft report of the next Tuesday Tough Love with the War Games match. Unfortunately I will be working 12 hours tonight so I will have to upload it on Friday. But stay tuned. Sometime Friday, one way or another, War Games will happen. Plus I wanted to take my time and make sure it beats RAW or Smackdown. Real wrestling sucks.

[Swaggs]

Swaggs and the TV title go hand in hand.

[Marmel]

Originally posted by Swaggs
Swaggs and a microscopic penis go hand in hand.

[DolphinFan1]

Sorry, guys. A little delay in the next show. I'm still writing it up. Taking longer than I thought. Need to flesh it out. Plus the match isn't very drawn out. Probably up sometime this weekend. Sorry again.

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by DolphinFan1
Plus the match isn't very drawn out.

Good to see The Badasses dominating....

[DolphinFan1]

Here it is. Tuesday Tough Love with the War Games match. Sorry it took so long, but I wanted a good build up. You'll have to read the whole show to get the full effect of the War Games match. Enjoy the show. Feedback welcome on how you liked or disliked it.


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*****Tuesday Tough Love*****
*****June 13, 2006*****

We kick off our show by going straight to the ring where Co-Commissioner Gold is waiting with a mic.

Gold: Welcome everyone to a very special Tuesday Tough Love. We have a great show lined up for you tonight. You all know about the War Games match scheduled for our main event. We will also be having interviews with all the participants in that match later tonight. But I came out here for one reason and one reason only. Last week, Primelord and Shorty decided to barge into my office and demand to know why they weren’t on the show. When they didn’t like my answer, they proceeded to attack me. Well, I am still Co-Commissioner and as long as I am, I can and will decide who is on the show or not. Now because of your little attack, I have to send a message. We can’t have wrestlers taking matters into their own hands attacking anyone they want. So, right here tonight we will see Primelord and Shorty compete in a match against Chief Rum and Tekneek. Since you seem to be having problems lately, you can fight it out in the ring. Oh and by the way, Primelord and Shorty, if you lose this match you are both suspended until further notice. Good luck. Enjoy the show everybody.

Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love. What a way to kick off the show Bobby. Gold is sending a message to the locker room.
Heenan: He certainly is. Primelord and Shorty were out of line last week. They should be on the show, but I don’t agree with attacking non-wrestlers.
Page: You’re singing a different tune this week.
Heenan: I just don’t want them coming after me next.
Page: It’s time to go to the ring for our 1st match. We have two heavyweights trying to move up the ladder.

CW Anderson vs Doug Williams.

Match Background: None.

The Match: CW Anderson hits some punches. How generic. CW Anderson connects with rights and lefts and Doug Williams is down! Flying shoulder tackle by CW sends Doug CRASHING to the mat. CW Anderson with a spinning neckbreaker on Doug. Doug powers out of a headlock. BAAACK Body drop by CW gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Spear by Doug Williams. Hooks the leg for a two count. CW Anderson is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Nice piledriver on Doug. There's a two count on the pin. CW Anderson scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Doug Williams is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. CW gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Doug! CW flips out of a Doug Williams bodyslam attempt. BIG clothesline on Doug. Doug Williams slams CW, who rolls onto his stomach. What is CW Anderson doing? Doug Williams picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises CW up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! CW Anderson is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that CW had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Doug Williams must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot!

Winner: CW Anderson.

Page: Let’s go now to my colleague, Bobby Heenan who is heading to the ring to interview Legal Narcotics.

Heenan: Thank you Page. Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight is a monumental night for FOFC Wrestling. Right here tonight in our main event you will see 8 guys beat the hell out of each other in a War Games match. It is one of the most brutal matches ever. Right now I am going to speak with 2 of those participants. Please welcome, Legal Narcotics.

The crowd explodes as Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord come to the ring.

Hennan: Gentlemen, welcome. I wanted to start by asking you Coffee a question. Do you know who attacked you and Smokin’ last Friday? We heard it was the Badasses.
Coffee: No we don’t know who attacked us. If it was the Badasses, they had better watch their backs.
Heenan: You are teaming with the Badasses later in our main event. A lot is on the line as the winner of War Games gets a title shot and the match of his choosing. Can you trust JeeberD and Bertogarce.
Smokin’: Let me tell you something. Jeeber and Bertogarce don’t have to worry about us in that match. We understand the concept of team. As for us trusting the Badasses...

The music of the Badasses interrupt Smokin’ and Jeeber and Bertogarce come to the ring with a purpose.

JeeberD: Coffee and Smokin’, we had nothing to do with the attack on you two last week.
Coffee: I don’t know whether to believe you or not. But get this through your head. If you screw us, you are signing your death warrant.
Bertogarce: Is that a threat?
Smokin’: To borrow a phrase from Noop, “That’s not a threat, that’s a promise.”
Jeeber: You know what, I just thought of something. This is exactly what Flamebeard and his cronies want. Us at each other’s throats. They were probably behind the whole thing.

Coffee and Smokin’ look at each other.

Coffee: You know Jeeber, you’re probably right. How could we have been so stupid? Let’s forget about all this nonsense and focus on the task at hand. Ending the reign of Flamebeard’s Followers.

Coffee, Smokin’, Jeeber and Bertogarce shake hands and leave the ring.

Heenan: Well, it looks like everything is ok here, back to you Dallas.
Page: That’s great. Except something doesn’t seem right about that. But maybe they have worked out their differences and can take care of Flamebeard and his loser friends. It’s time for our next match. This is the match Co-Commissioner Gold made earlier tonight. Primelord and Shorty are facing Chief Rum and Tekneek and if they lose, they are suspended.

Chief Rum and Tekneek vs Primelord and Shorty.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Chief Rum strikes Shorty. Chief uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! There's a two count on the pin. Chief tags out to Tekneek. Chief \ Tekneek hook up Shorty, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Flying elbow from Tekneek, grazing the target slightly. Shorty fights out of a grapple. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Tekneek is down! Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Primelord. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Tekneek is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Primelord charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tekneek hits an arm drag on Primelord, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Tekneek tags out to Chief Rum. Chief Rum kicks the leg, knocks Primelord down, and goes to work on it. Tag between Primelord and Shorty. Flying elbow from Chief Rum connects.Noop \ Swaggs come running down the aisle with chairs! Shorty and Chief Rum continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Noop slides in and blasts Chief Rum with a chair to the head! Noop climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Shorty moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Acid Attack. 1....2...3, it's finished. A second referee has come down...and is explaining to the first referee about the interference that just happened. The referee nods, then reverses the decision - he is disqualifying Shorty due to the run in! Primelord \ Shorty are upset because they realize that Noop and Swaggs have cost them this match and now they are suspended so they attack Noop \ Swaggs! After an exchange of blows, Noop and Swaggs are laid out in the ring.

Winners: Chief Rum and Tekneek

Following the match, the music of Erik Flamebeard hits and he comes to the ring.

Flamebeard: Just a minute. I know Gold made that last match a suspension match. But Primelord and Shorty lost because of Noop and Swaggs' interference. So for now, I am putting the suspension on hold. But on Friday Night Fury we will see a triple threat tag team match between Chief Rum and Tekneek vs. Noop and Swaggs vs. Primelord and Shorty. Just to make it interesting, the loser of that match is suspended. And if anyone interferes in that match, they will be fired.

Page: Wow! What do you think of that Bobby? Friday night someone will be suspended.
Heenan: Flamebeard should have just suspended Noop and Swaggs for interfering in the match.
Page: Up next is another heavyweight battle with two guys who battled in Japan.

Michael Modest vs Donovan Morgan.

Match Background: Modest knows Donovan very well as they both work for NOAH in Japan.

The Match: Flying shoulder tackle by Donovan sends Modest CRASHING to the mat. Tiger bomb by Donovan Morgan, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Covers for a quick two count. Modest backdrops Donovan Morgan out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Michael Modest. Modest scoops and slams Donovan Morgan. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Modest. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Covers for a quick two count. Spear! Donovan is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Donovan tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Donovan Morgan once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Donovan Morgan! Covers for a quick two count. Modest gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Pin, but Modest is out just before the three count. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Donovan. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Donovan Morgan snap suplexes Modest. Modest reverses a waistlock. Donovan gets caught with a short powerbomb from Modest. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Michael Modest just KILLS Donovan Morgan!Raven just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Donovan Morgan gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Modest takes some shots at Donovan as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. Raven has grabbed a chair. Modest walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Donovan also takes a hard shot. Raven goes over and hits Modest and then Donovan one more time. Raven has laid everybody out!

Winner: No contest through interference.

Page: Well Heenan, looks like Raven is showing he can be vicious after all.
Heenan: It’s about time. It will certainly make their match at Summer Bash that much better.
Page: Wait! Raven is still in the ring with a mic.

Raven: Windham, I hope you were watching. I am tired of being Mr. Nice Guy. What I did to those two is nothing compared to what I will do to you at Summer Bash. Let’s make this match an inferno match. Enough fooling around. I want my title back. Come the PPV, I will burn you alive and take it from you. Quoth the Raven, Nevermore.

Heenan: That guy is strange.
Page: Hey, you said he should be more vicious. Up next is for the Television Title. Illinifan defeated Quicksand in an Iron Man Match on Friday Night Fury to get this shot.

Illinifan vs Swaggs.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Swaggs has been FOFC Television champion since 09 June 2006.

The Match: Hard back suplex on Illinifan. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Flying reverse elbow by Swaggs. Hooks the leg for a two count. Illinifan comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Illinifan connects with a back heel kick on Swaggs and gets back up quickly. Second rope flying axe handle, Swaggs goes down. One day, Illinifan might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tor-NADO DDT from Illinifan, Swaggs got planted! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Hard back suplex on Swaggs. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Swaggs elbows Illinifan in the face to break a hammerlock. Flying cross body off the top rope! Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Illinifan. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pin, but Illinifan is out just before the three count. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Swaggs just WAFFLES Illinifan with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Illinifan flips out of a Swaggs bodyslam attempt. Implant DDT by Illinifan! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Diamond Dust from Illinifan and Swaggs is out!The bell rings, and this match has come to a time limit draw. I don't think the fight has finished. Illinifan and Swaggs have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

Winner: Draw.

Page: Well, Illinifan got his chance and he couldn’t get it done.
Heenan: There shouldn’t be a time limit on Television Title Match.
Page: Oh, that makes sense. We have unlimited time for a show. Bobby, sometimes I wonder why anyone ever called you the brain. Here comes Flamebeard and his Followers. What does he want now?

Flamebeard: Legal Narcotics, I know you don’t believe that the Badasses could be the ones to attack you. But I have proof. We have a video of...let’s just roll the footage and let you decide.

A video is shown of the backstage area. As we get closer we see Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord on the ground with JeeberD and Bertogarce standing over them with a baseball bat in their hands. They look around and leave.

Flamebeard: There’s all the proof you need. The Badasses were behind the attack on you last week. Good luck in your match tonight.

Page: That can’t be! There must be some explanation.
Heenan: Like what? You saw the video.
Page: I know. I just am real disappointed in Jeeber and Bertogarce. But the show must go on. Up next is a match between Quicksand and Sachmo with the winner getting a Television Title shot on Friday Night Fury.

Quicksand vs Sachmo.

Match Background: None.

The Match: STIFF high kick on Sachmo by Quicksand. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Sachmo goes down. Quicksand uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Quicksand hits a dropkick on Sachmo and gets right back up. Quicksand gets taken down out of nowhere! Quicksand takes a flying neckbreaker from Sachmo. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Quicksand is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Quicksand powers out of a headlock. Flying reverse elbow by Quicksand. Covers for a quick two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Quicksand. Pin, but Sachmo is out just before the three count. Sachmo counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Sachmo just WAFFLES Quicksand with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Quicksand powers out of a headlock. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure.The two competitors end up fighting to the outside of the ring. The referee tells them to bring it back in, but neither of them are listening. The ref tries again, and again they keep brawling. The referee completes a ten count, ending the match in a double count out! I don't think the fight has finished. Quicksand and Sachmo have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

Winner: Draw, double count out.

Page: So, who is the number one contender to the TV Title?

Before Heenan can answer, the music of Co-Commissioner Gold hits and he comes to the entranceway.

Gold: Well, that was a number one contender’s match for the TV Title. But it was a double count out. Earlier we saw Illinifan and Swaggs fight for the title and it ended in a time limit draw. So, on Friday Night Fury we will see a 4 person elimination match for the TV Title between Illinifan, Sachmo, Quicksand and the Champion, Swaggs. There must be a winner.

Page: Wow! The Co-Commissioners are really busy tonight. What a great match added to Friday Night Fury.
Heenan: I hate to say it but I actually like a match Gold made.
Page: Will wonders never cease? I understand that NevStar and The Afoci have asked for some time to speak about something. Let’s go backstage.

The Afoci: Double K, we heard what you said you did to Larry Zbysko. Now we don’t like him very much, but now that he isn’t around we challenge you to a tag team match. We have some unfinished business. Without Zbysko to do your dirty work, you don’t stand a chance. We’ll be waiting in the ring.

Double K vs The Afoci and NevStar.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Katon hits a rolling kick on Afoci. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Katon crushes Afoci with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Katon and Kodos. Double K hook up Afoci, then hit a double suplex. Spin kick by Kodos to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kodos kicks the leg, knocks Afoci down, and goes to work on it. Afoci blocks a punch. Slingshot senton by Afoci, crushing the chest cavity of Kodos. Tag between The Afoci and NevStar. NevStar uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Lightning kick by NevStar on Kodos. Kodos counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kodos tags out to Katon. Flying cross body off the top rope! Springboard dropkick from Katon. Nicely done. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Katon strikes NevStar. NevStar counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Lightning kick by NevStar on Katon. Katon whips NevStar into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! NevStar knocks Katon to the outside, then signals for the Infra-Red. He reaches out of the ring for Katon...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see Katon sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Katon, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. The fight has started up again! Double K attacks Afoci \ NevStar, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.


Winners: The Afoci and NevStar by DQ.

Page: What a great impromptu match. It’s too bad Double K had to ruin it. Let’s go backstage where our cameras have caught up to Legal Narcotics just before their War Games match.

A camera has caught up to Legal Narcotics as they burst into The Badasses’ locker room.

Coffee: Now what do you have to say! We just saw the video tape. I may not like Flamebeard, but we just saw proof.
Jeeber: Coffee, listen. We didn’t attack you. When we got there, you were already on the ground.
Smokin’: Then how do you explain the baseball bat in your hand?
Bertogarce: We picked it up and left to go after whoever attacked you. That’s what the medic saw when he said he saw us in the area. And that’ s when the camera picked us up.
Coffee: I find that hard to believe. We are not going to wrestle in the War Games match with guys who attacked us. We will meet in the ring, and we will get revenge for your cowardly act.
Jeeber: Coffee, you have go to believe us. We didn’t do it.

Co-Commissioner Gold comes into the Badasses locker room.

Gold: Listen up, all of you. I don’t care about your personal differences right now, put them aside. The fans came to see you kick Flamebeard’s Followers’ asses in a War Games Match. That match will take place. If you don’t wrestle, you will be fired.

With that Gold leaves a stunned Team Coffee. Coffee turns to the Badasses.

Coffee: We’ll see you in the ring.

Coffee and Smokin’ leave the Badasses locker room and we head back to Page and Heenan.

Page: Wow! There’s definitely some problems in that team.
Heenan: Well, they had better get their act together as War Games is almost ready to start.
Page: Before the match starts, I want to explain to the fans what a War Games match is. There are two rings with a steel cage around it. There is a coin toss to determine the 1st team to enter a participant. I understand that the toss has already taken place and Flamebeard’s Followers have won it. They will have the advantage. The match starts with one man from each team going into the cage for 5 minutes. Then every 2 minutes a person from the other team will enter. So, after the initial 5 minutes, Flamebeard’s Followers will have the 2 on 1 advantage and 3 on 2 and finally 4 on 3 until all eight men enter the cage. Then the match officially gets started and can end on a submission only. Remember that the special stipulation for this match, the winner gets a title shot of his choosing and whatever match he wants. It looks like we are ready to start.

Flamebeard's Followers vs Team Coffee.

Match Background: Flamebeard's Followers consists of Atatange, Tucker, Digamma, and Darkiller. Team Coffee consists of Coffee Warlord, Smokin' Warlord, Bertogarce, and JeeberD. Digamma and Smokin' have been feuding for quite some time now. This is a continuation of the Darkiller vs Coffee feud. The Badasses and Time and Money have been feuding recently. Coffee Warlord is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 20 May 2006. Digamma is the reigning FOFC Hardcore champion, and has been since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Flamebeard’s Followers send down Tucker 1st and Team Coffee sends down Bertogarce to start the initial 5 minute period. Immediately upon entering, both start exchanging rights and lefts. Bertogarce throws Tucker against the ropes ad Tucker bounces off and gets clotheslined by Bertogarce. With tucker down on the canvas, Bertogarce proceeds to kick Tucker repeatedly. Tucker is getting pummeled as the horn sounds for the next combatant to enter. Atatange comes running down to the ring. Bertogarce stops pounding on Tucker to meet Atatange. They start going at it hitting each other with punches. Tucker recovers enough to get up and attack Bertogarce from behind. Now it’s 2 on 1 until the 2 minutes are up. Bertogarce tries to fight back but is soon overwhelmed. He is down on the canvas when the horn sounds.

Page: Now the sides will be even. Who’s next to come out for Team Coffee? It’s the leader himself.

Coffee Warlord comes through the curtain in the aisle way. But he just stands there looking at the ring.

Page: Why isn’t he coming down to help Bertogarce?
Heenan: I guess he doesn’t want to help the Badasses.

Gold comes out to tell Coffee to remember what he said. If he doesn’t participate in the match, he is fired. While Gold is talking to Coffee, JeeberD runs past and goes to the ring.

Page: I guess Jeeber got tired of waiting for Coffee to help.

All this has taken too long as just as Jeeber gets to the ring to help, the horn sounds for the next participant. Darkiller runs down and gets into the ring and quickly it’s 3 on 2 in favor of Flamebeard’s Followers. Two minutes of a beatdown on Jeeber and Bertogarce and the horn sounds. This time Coffee wastes no time in coming to the ring. He immediately goes after Darkiller. Now that the sides are even, the Badasses recover to even up the battle. When the horn sounds, Digamma enters the match. The 4 on 3 advantage gives Flamebeard’s Followers the edge and they begin to wear down The Badasses and Coffee. Finally the horn sounds for the final time and Smokin’ runs down to even the odds. Now the match is officially started. It can only end on a submission.

Coffee takes a headbutt from Darkiller. Coffee Warlord charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Back suplex on Coffee. Badly executed second rope splash by Atatange convinces me that I can do better. Atatange launches Coffee into the cage wall. Coffee takes a back suplex. Bertogarce takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Reverse DDT on Bertogarce. Digamma launches Bertogarce into the cage wall. Tucker hits a rolling kick on Bertogarce. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Tucker crushes Bertogarce with a huge legdrop. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Darkiller connects and Bertogarce is down! Darkiller launches Bertogarce into the cage wall. Bertogarce comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Flying elbow from JeeberD connects. Super kick by JeeberD. JeeberD launches Darkiller into the cage wall. Jeeber \ Smokin' whip Darkiller into the corner. JeeberD whips Smokin' Warlord in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Smokin' Warlord drives Digamma into the cage side. Power drive elbow by Smokin' Warlord. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Smokin' Warlord throws Digamma into the cage. Coffee Warlord with a spinning neckbreaker on Digamma. Spear by Coffee Warlord. Smokin' Warlord scoops up Digamma. Coffee bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Digamma flips out of a Smokin' Warlord bodyslam attempt. Smokin' takes a hard, stinging chop from Digamma. One word: Ow. Smokin' takes a NICE hurrancarana from Tucker. Smokin' counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Smokin' Warlord scoops up Tucker. Jeeber bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. JeeberD drives Tucker into the cage side. Tucker powers out of a JeeberD headlock. Tucker crushes Jeeber with a huge legdrop. Tucker slams Jeeber down. Tucker climbs to the top rope and hits the Tumbleweed Legdrop! With JeeberD down, Tucker goes back up top, and hits a second, and then a third Tumbleweed Legdrop! Three in a row! It looks like JeeberD has been knocked out cold, and the referee is stopping the match as a result! Flamebeard’s Followers are declared the winners.

Winners: Flamebeard’s Followers.

Following the decision, Legal Narcotics are arguing with the Badasses about the match when Flamebeard comes out and grabs a mic.

Flamebeard: Hey guys, just wanted you to know, Jeeber was telling the truth. The Badasses had nothing to do with the attack on you last week. My Followers did it. But my plan worked. We won the match. We’ll reserve our right to call our title match at a later time. Have a good night.

Heenan: I told you the Badasses had nothing to do with it.
Page: What! You thought it was them all along. Maybe now Legal Narcotics and the Badasses can mend fences.

Coffee grabs a mic.

Coffee: Jeeber, I want to publicly apologize for not believing you. But put yourself in our shoes. We had to go by the evidence.
Jeeber: Under the circumstances, I can’t say I blame you. But let’s make this pact, from now on let’s not believe anything Flamebeard and his suck up friends say. We have to remember that they are the enemy. But Coffee, I’m still going to take your title.
Smokin’: You have to get through me first.

Jeeber smiles.

Jeeber: I plan on it. We also plan on taking the tag titles.
Coffee: Let’s make the fans proud and give them the best matches they have ever seen.

Legal Narcotics and the Badasses shake hands and leave the ring together.

Page: Well, the match didn’t end the way they wanted, but at least they seemed to have settled their differences.
Heenan: I’m not sure it’s over.
Page: We’ll see. That’s all the time we have for now. Tune in Friday. Good night everyone.


FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Television Champion: Swaggs.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Titles are vacant.

Our overall rating for the show was 73%.
We had a .46 TV rating.
Attendance: 518.
Match of the night: Television Title match: Illinifan vs. Swaggs: 82%.

[DolphinFan1]

Bump for those of you who didn't see the latest show featuring the War Games match.

[JeeberD]

Damn...

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by JeeberD
Damn...

Is that good or bad?

Any more thoughts from anyone about this show?:)

[Swaggs]

Boy...that Swaggs sure puts on a good show. :)

[JeeberD]

Great show, I'm just pissed that I got beat down. It's good to see The Badasses and LN get over their squabble, but it's gonna be fun to see us win that Tag Team belt over them too...

Great, great show, DF. Thnaks for your work on this dynasty. It's a ton of fun... :)

[Coffee Warlord]

Legal Narcotics is far too cool to lose in the TT title match to the wussies known as The Badasses.

I still maintain the only reason you didn't try to cheat to beat the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord is Flamebeard beat you to it. :)

[DolphinFan1]

Hi guys. I've been really busy lately with work and home stuff. Wife is 5 months pregnant and still working full time. So I have been doing more around the house to help out. I will try to update this dynasty when I can. It may get slow for awhile though. Thanks to everyone who is reading and I apologize to all my readers on the slow updates. I hope you all understand.

But I will not let this dynasty die. I plan on keeping it going when I can.

[JeeberD]

We understand, dude. Just update us when you can... :)

[Noop]

I will be waiting my friend

;)

noop

[DolphinFan1]

Just an update guys. I had a rough couple weeks at work. I am going on 2nd shift starting today. Not by choice. They laid off 14 people last week. At least I wasn't one of them. I hope to resume this dynasty sometime this week. Thanks for your patience.

[DolphinFan1]

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*****Friday Night Fury*****
*****June 16, 2006*****

We start out Friday Night Fury with a pyro display and going straight to our announce team of Chris English and Jerry Straus.

English: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Fury, I’m Chris English along side my partner, Jerry Straus. Jerry, what a show on Tuesday Tough Love. The War Games match was everything we anticipated.
Straus: Yes it was. Flamebeard’s Followers were victorious and reign supreme.
English: We have a great show lined up for tonight. We have a tag team triangle match made by Erik Flamebeard at Tuesday Tough Love between, Chief Rum and Tekneek vs. Noop and Swaggs vs. Primelord and Shorty. The interesting thing here is, the losers of the match are suspended.
Straus: Someone will be sitting at home for awhile after tonight.
English: Also, Swaggs will be pulling double duty tonight as he has to defend his Television Title in a 4 person elimination match.
Straus: I predict Swaggs will lose the title tonight.
English: Also on the card, Raven and Barry Windham will be in Piper’s Pit.
Straus: That should be interesting. Raven showed a little bit of an edge on Tuesday.
English: Yes and I like it. It’s what he has to do to beat Windham for the title at Summer Bash. Our main event tonight is JeeberD vs. Smokin’ Warlord. The deal here is if Jeeber can win the match, he gets another Lightweight Title shot against Coffee Warlord. It’s time for our 1st match. It features two heavyweights looking to make some noise in FOFC Wrestling.

Slyk Wagner Brown vs Doug Williams.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Slyk is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Back suplex on Slyk. Doug Williams connects with rights and lefts and Slyk Wagner Brown is down! There's a two count on the pin. Flying shoulder tackle by Doug sends Slyk CRASHING to the mat. Covers for a quick two count. Slyk Wagner Brown comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Doug takes a back suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Doug walks into a jaw breaker. Doug Williams comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Slyk! Doug Williams moves in for the kill. Chaos Theory! 1....2....3.

Winner: Doug Williams

The music of Co-Commissioner Gold hits and he comes to the ring.

Gold: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Fury. I hope everyone enjoyed Tuesday Tough Love and the War Games match. But I have a little business to take care of. I am booking a Hardcore Title match right here tonight. Digamma will defend his Hardcore Title against Coffee Warlord. Digamma, you keep hiding but FOFC Wrestling is about fighting champions. Have a good night.

English: Wow! Coffee and Digamma tonight for the Hardcore Title.
Straus: Somehow I don’t think that is going to go over real well with Digamma and Erik Flamebeard.
English: Up next is a tag team match. These two teams are trying to move up the ladder to get a possible tag team title shot after Summer Bash when the Badasses and Legal Narcotics face off for the titles.

Atatange and Tucker vs NevStar and The Afoci.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Double arm suplex by Atatange connects as NevStar hits hard. NevStar takes a butterfly suplex from Atatange. Hooks the leg for a two count. NevStar elbows Atatange in the face to break a hammerlock. NevStar hits a dropkick on Atatange and gets right back up. SUPER frankensteiner on Atatange, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Tag between NevStar and The Afoci. Diamond Dust from The Afoci, Atatange is out! Atatange reverses a The Afoci hammerlock. Tag between Atatange and Tucker. STIFF high kick on Afoci by Tucker. Hard back suplex on Afoci. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Covers for a quick two count. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Afoci is down! Tag between Tucker and Atatange. Flying knee to the face from Atatange. Pin, but Afoci is out just before the three count. Atatange gets taken down out of nowhere! Atatange takes a flying neckbreaker from The Afoci. Afoci tags out to NevStar. Hard back suplex on Atatange. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Atatange climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at NevStar. Tucker bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Atatange by accident. NevStar floors Atatange...and climbs the turnbuckles. Infra-Red!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Tucker and Atatange remain in the ring. Atatange does not look happy at losing. Tucker goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Atatange. Tensions seem to be rising between these two.Tucker seemed to be distracted as during the match he kept looking into the crowd. After watching the replay we see why he was distracted. There were signs in the audience with,”Marmel got screwed,” and “We want Marmel.”

Winners: NevStar and the Afoci.

English: Wow! That has to be a big lift for NevStar and the Afoci. A win over a team from Flamebeard’s Followers.
Straus: Clearly NevStar and the Afoci planted that fan in the audience to distract Tucker. That wasn’t fair.
English: Tucker’s a veteran. The signs shouldn’t have bothered him. We understand that Double K are backstage are backstage and they have something to say.

Katon: Now that we got rid of that loser, Larry Zbysko, we can go back to doing what we do best. Beating people up.
Kodos: Yes, from now on, everyone else better watch out. We are coming to get you. If you stand in our way we will mow you down on the way to our Tag Team Titles.

English: Well, Double K seem proud of themselves. Wait until Zbysko gets back from his injury.
Straus: Zbysko is a has been. Double K doesn’t need him.
English: Up next is the 3 team triangle match. The losing team in this match is suspended until further notice. This came about when a couple weeks ago, Primelord and Shorty attacked Gold in his office. Gold then booked a match between Chief Rum and Tekneek vs. Primelord and Shorty with the stipulation that if Primelord and Shorty lost, they would be suspended. Well, Noop and Swaggs interfered in that match and got Primelord and Shorty disqualified. So, Flamebeard made this match for tonight to make it fair this time. Someone will be suspended tonight.

Chief Rum and Tekneek vs Noop and Swaggs vs Primelord and Shorty.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. Chief and Noop have been feuding recently. Noop has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Swaggs and Tekneek have been feuding recently. Tekneek has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Swaggs is the reigning FOFC Television champion, and has been since 09 June 2006.

The Match: Hard back suplex on Primelord. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Primelord walks into a high dropkick from Chief Rum, almost losing several teeth in the process. Chief tags out to Tekneek. Primelord takes a hard, stinging chop from Tekneek. One word: Ow. Tekneek tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Primelord. Tag to Chief Rum. Chief \ Tekneek whip Primelord into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Tag to Shorty. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Chief Rum and Noop. Shorty gets hip tossed by Noop. Tag to Tekneek. Badly executed second rope splash by Noop. Noop tags out to Swaggs. Tor-NADO DDT from Swaggs, Tekneek got planted! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tag between Tekneek and Shorty. Shorty crushes Swaggs with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Noop. Noop blasts Shorty with a superkick. Shorty is stunned as Noop heads to the top rope. Missile Dropkick!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Primelord and Shorty lose and are suspended. They are livid in the ring.

Winners: Noop and Swaggs.

English: Primelord and Shorty finally get what’s coming to them after attacking Gold.
Straus: That’s not right. Those two are too talented to be sitting home.
English: Well, they shouldn’t go around beating up authority figures. It’s time for Piper’s Pit. It should be interesting as Piper will be having both Raven and Barry Windham in the ring. They will be facing each other at Summer Bash in 8 days. Maybe we’ll get an answer to Raven’s challenge of an inferno match.

Piper: Well, well, well. Tonight I will have two opponents at Summer Bash in the ring with me. Please welcome first, the challenger to the FOFC Heavyweight Title, Raven.

The crowd erupts as Raven makes his way to the ring.

Piper: Welcome Raven. People have been talking about your little mean streak as of late. Then you challenge Barry Windham to an Inferno Match at Summer Bash. Are you nuts?
Raven: Piper, I am tired of Windham hiding. He is a coward. We will settle this at Summer Bash and I will reclaim what is rightfully mine, the FOFC Heavyweight Title. If I have to burn him alive to do it, I will.
Piper: You’re almost as crazy as I am. That match is very dangerous. Are you sure you can handle it?
Raven: Piper, you are a lowlife who doesn’t know the meaning of integrity. Much like Windham. Sure, I can handle it. But I know Windham can’t. He won’t have anywhere to run because the ropes will be on fire. Where will you hide now Windham?

Raven is interrupted by the music of Barry Windham who makes his way to the ring to boos from the crowd.

Windham: Raven, you question my integrity. You think I don’t have the guts. I accept your little challenge, because you don’t have what it takes to beat me. I own you and this title.
Raven: I will burn you alive.
Windham; That’s what you think. You have to make it to Summer Bash first.

Just as Windham finishes that last statement, Piper sneaks behind Raven. As Raven turns to the distraction, Windham attacks Raven with the belt. Raven goes down hard and Windham continues to pound on Raven until he is out cold.

Windham: Bring what’s left of your sorry carcass to Summer Bash. I will burn the rest of you alive.

English: That match is certainly starting to heat up.
Straus: I think Raven is way over his head. He doesn’t have what it takes to be in an Inferno Match.
English: We shall see in 8 days. Up next is the Hardcore Title Match made by Gold earlier in the night. If Coffee Warlord can win the title here, he would be a dual champion.

Coffee Warlord vs Digamma.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Coffee has been feuding with Darkiller recently, who is a stable mate of Digamma in Flamebeard's Followers. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Coffee Warlord is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 20 May 2006. Digamma has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Digamma gets slammed onto a trash can, squashing it. Coffee Warlord hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Digamma reverses a hip toss. Digamma hits a back kick, doubling Coffeeover. Face crusher from Digamma on Coffee sets up for an elbowdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying cookie sheet shot by Digamma, blasting Coffee in the face with it. Pin, but Coffee is out just before the three count. Coffee Warlord takes a butterfly suplex from Digamma. Coffee Warlord pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Big piledriver on Digamma. Covers for a quick two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Digamma! Pin, but Digamma is out just before the three count. BIG clothesline on Digamma. Coffee slams Digamma onto the table. Digamma pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Coffee takes a hard, stinging chop from Digamma. One word: Ow. Swan dive headbutt from Digamma but without much elevation on the move. Darkiller comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Coffee Warlord turns around. Darkiller spins Coffee around. Darkiller hits the Old School Expulsion! Darkiller leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Digamma defeats Coffee. Digamma and Darkiller beat away on Coffee Warlord, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas.

Winner: Digamma wins and retains his Hardcore Title thanks to help from Darkiller.

Erik Flamebeard comes to the entranceway with a microphone.

Flamebeard: Since Gold made that last match, it’s my turn. Coffee, since you lost that last match, you will be defending the Lightweight Title at Summer Bash. You and Darkiller will compete for the Lightweight Title in an I Quit match. Have a good night.

English: Another great match added to Summer Bash.
Straus: Darkiller finally will regain the title he never should have lost. Coffee will be begging Darkiller to stop beating him up.
English: Coffee Warlord will win if it’s a fair fight. He won’t quit. Up next is a 4 person elimination match for the Television Title.

Quicksand vs Swaggs vs Sachmo vs Illinifan.

Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. This match is for the FOFC Television title. Swaggs has been FOFC Television champion since 09 June 2006.

The Match: Hard back suplex on Swaggs. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Sachmo strikes Swaggs. Covers for a quick two count. Sachmo tags out to Quicksand. Quicksand hits a rolling kick on Swaggs. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Swaggs walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tag between Quicksand and Illinifan. Implant DDT by Illinifan! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tag to Sachmo. Sachmo hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Illinifan is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Power drive elbow by Illinifan. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it.Cover gets three for Illinifan, Sachmo got pinned. Spin kick by Swaggs to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Illinifan takes a NICE hurrancarana from Swaggs. There's a two count on the pin. Swaggs uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Tag to Quicksand. Quicksand hits a dropkick on Swaggs and gets right back up. Hard back suplex on Swaggs. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Quicksand misses a clothesline. Implant DDT by Swaggs! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Diamond Dust from Swaggs and Quicksand is out! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Swaggs pins Quicksand. Super kick by Swaggs. DDT from the top rope by Swaggs. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Illinifan reverses a waistlock.Swaggs grabs Illinifan from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Illinifan rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Swaggs over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it!

Winner: Illinifan is the new Television Champion.

We head to the backstage area where JeeberD and The Bad Ass Princess have something to say.

Princess: Tonight, JeeberD finally will get a shot to prove himself. After he beats Smokin’ Warlord, he will get a shot at Coffee Warlord’s Lightweight Title. The WarGames match on Tuesday Tough Love was an unfortunate setback. But Coffee’s team would have won had he listened to the Badasses when they said they had nothing to do with the attack on you.
JeeberD: Princess, that’s in the past. What matters is tonight I will defeat Smokin’ and then next week I will get another shot at the Lightweight Title. Then I will be the one going into Summer Bash defending against that scum Darkiller. Smokin’, I’ll see you in the ring.

Bad Ass Princess gained 3 points of overness from this segment. JeeberD gained 1 point of overness from this segment.

English: Looks like Jeeber is pumped up.
Straus: It won’t matter, because whoever wins and goes to Summer Bash as the Champion, will lose the title to Darkiller.
English: We’ll have to wait and see on that one. Let’s head to the ring for our main event.

JeeberD vs Smokin' Warlord.

Match Background: If Jeeber wins, he gets a Lightweight Title shot next week vs. Coffee Warlord.

The Match: Standing leg lariat by JeeberD on Smokin'. Second rope flying axe handle, Smokin' goes down. One day, Jeeber might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Covers for a quick two count. Jeeber goes for a splash but Smokin' puts the knees up. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Spinning back kick from Smokin' Warlord. Smokin' uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! JeeberD reverses a hip toss. Jeeber crushes Smokin' with a huge legdrop.Smokin' Warlord gets whipped into the corner by Jeeber, and flips all the way over to the outside! Smokin' stays down on the outside, hurt. The referee reaches a ten count, and this one is over. JeeberD offers a handshake to Smokin'...and he accepts it!

Smokin' Warlord lost 1 point of overness from this match. JeeberD gained 1 point of overness from this match.

Winner: JeeberD by count out.

English: Jeeber gets a title shot next week. Well, that’s all the time we have left. Good night everyone.


FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Television Champion: Illinifan is the new Champion.
FOFC Tag Team Chamions: Vacant.

We had a 68% rating for the show.
We had a .78 TV rating.
Attendance: 505.
Match of the night: TV title match: Illinifan vs. Quicksand vs. Sachmo vs. Swaggs: 80%.

[JeeberD]

Rock on!!! Pansy ass SW couldn't even get up. He took the easy way out...

CW, I'm coming for you next....

[Coffee Warlord]

Bring it, girly man.

[Marmel]

The crowd loves me! I am touched.

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Marmel
The crowd loves me! I am touched.

Possible face turn when you come back??? Hmm!!!

[JeeberD]

So if I said pretty please do you think we could get an update? :)

[DolphinFan1]

I'm sorry Jeeber and everyone else. I have been swamped. Tough at work. I had to go to 2nd shift 3 weeks ago. Plus a lot going on at home. I'll try to get back into the swing of things this weekend.

BTW, We got our ultrasound for 6 months today, it looks to be a Boy. WOO!! HOO!! A little Dolphins Fan.

[JeeberD]

That's cool, we understand.

Congrats on the soon-to-be-born baby boy! But don't torture the kidwith the 'Fins, make him into a Cowboys fan. You want him to root for a team that can actually win champinships, don't you? :D

[DolphinFan1]

UPDATE: Hey guys! I've finally had a little time to get started again on this dynasty. Working on new shows this week. Finally.

I will post them starting next week and hopefully will be regular updates again.

Thanks for your patience. I want to keep this dynasty going. :)

[JeeberD]

Best news I've heard all week! :)

[Coffee Warlord]

I've been waiting to kill Jeeber for a good month or so now.

Sooon. You die. Oh yes.

[JeeberD]

I fear no cup of java.

The cigarette got smoked first, now it's time for the old coffee to be dumped down the drain...

[DolphinFan1]

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*****Tuesday Tough Love*****
*****June 20, 2006*****

We start our show by going to Dallas Page and Bobby Heenan.

Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love. We are just 4 days away from Summer Bash live on PPV. There are some awesome matches already signed and we will run down the current card later. But tonight we have a great show lined up. The new Television Champion, Illinifan, is here tonight. The Badasses will be taking on Double K. Raven wants to make a statement tonight as he has challenged Christopher St. Connection, Buff E and Mase in a 1 on 2 handicap match. Our main event will be Digamma defending the Hardcore Title against Swaggs. It’s time to go to the ring where Illinifan is set to defend the Television Title against Jimmy Jacobs.

Illinifan vs Jimmy Jacobs.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006.

The Match: Uninspired brawling from Jimmy Jacobs. Jimmy Jacobs misses a clothesline. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Jacobs is down! Springboard dropkick from Illinifan. Nicely done. Jimmy Jacobs can barely stand. Last Rites!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Illinifan slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Jacobs turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.

Winner: Illinifan in a squash.

Page: Too bad Illinifan is afraid to wrestle against someone with more talent.
Heenan: What are you talking about? Jimmy Jacobs is a heavyweight.
Page: So, that doesn’t mean he is good. Up next is a tag team match between Noop and Swaggs vs. Tekneek and Chief Rum.

Noop and Swaggs vs Tekneek and Chief Rum.

Match Background: Chief and Noop have been feuding recently. Noop has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Swaggs and Tekneek have been feuding recently. Tekneek has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Chief hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Second rope flying axe handle, Noop goes down. One day, Chief might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Chief Rum and Tekneek. Chief \ Tekneek whip Noop into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. Noop takes a hard, stinging chop from Tekneek. One word: Ow. Noop flips out of a Tekneek bodyslam attempt. Badly executed second rope splash by Noop. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Swaggs. Lightning kick by Swaggs on Tekneek. Pin, but Tekneek is out just before the three count. Swaggs hits a dropkick on Tekneek and gets right back up. Tekneek reverses a waistlock. Flying elbow from Tekneek, grazing the target slightly. Tekneek tags out to Chief Rum. Swaggs walks into a high dropkick from Chief Rum, almost losing several teeth in the process. Tag between Swaggs and Noop. Flying elbow from Chief Rum connects.Chief Rum gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Chief \ Tekneek rush forward to attack! Noop \ Swaggs get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas.

Winners: Chief Rum and Tekneek.

Page: Another win with illegal tactics from the Chief and Tekneek.
Heenan: No replay and the referee didn’t see it. Do you know what that means? The match is official.
Page: Up next is a singles match. NevStar and The Afoci defeated two of Flamebeard’s Followers on Friday Night Fury, Tucker and Atatange when Tucker was distracted by a fan’s sign. Atatange wasn’t happy about the loss so he is taking on NevStar one on one.

NevStar vs Atatange.

Match Background: This will be a submission bout.

The Match: NevStar hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Spin kick by NevStar to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Spin kick by NevStar to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Atatange reverses a hip toss. Badly executed second rope splash by Atatange convinces me that I can do better. NevStar is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Atatange is down! Tiger suplex on Atatange. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Atatange pushes out of a NevStar hold. NevStar gets hip tossed by Atatange and follows it up with two more. NevStar blocks a punch. NevStar hits a rolling kick on Atatange. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. NevStar floors Atatange and locks in a figure-four leglock! Atatange taps out!

Winner: NevStar.

We head to the backstage area where our cameras have caught up to our two commissioners.

Flamebeard: I don’t think it’s right that you suspended Primelord and Shorty.
Gold: First of all, they attacked me. I put them in a suspension match and they lost, twice. We can’t have wrestlers running around attacking people.
Flamebeard: It’s not fair to the fans. They want to see Primelord and Shorty in the ring.
Gold: Since when do you care about what’s fair to the fans. Besides, what did you have in mind?
Flamebeard: Let’s give them one more match on Friday Night Fury to prove themselves. If they win, they are reinstated. If they lose, they are suspended for however long you say.
Gold: Ok.
Flamebeard: Good, on Friday Night Fury, Primelord and Shorty will take on Erik Watts and Raven. If they win they are back, if not they are gone for however long you say.

Page: Wow! What a match for Friday Night Fury. I’m not sure that Primelord and Shorty can defeat Raven and Watts.
Heenan: You’re right. Not sure what Flamebeard was thinking there.
Page: Up next is the partners of the last match. Tucker will face The Afoci one on one.

Tucker vs The Afoci.

Match Background: This will be a submission bout.

The Match: Tucker crushes Afoci with a huge legdrop. Tucker walks into a drop toe hold. Spinning back kick from The Afoci. Tucker takes a flying neckbreaker from The Afoci. Flying elbow from The Afoci connects. Tucker powers out of a headlock. Flying reverse elbow by Tucker. Springboard dropkick from Tucker. Nicely done. Tucker uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! The Afoci comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Spin kick by The Afoci to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Back heel kick off the second rope and Tucker goes flying! Afoci floors Tucker and locks in a figure-four leglock! Tucker taps out! Tucker goes nuts, attacking the referee! DDT! The referee is out!

Winner: The Afoci.

Page: What’s wrong with Tucker? It wasn’t the referee’s fault he lost.
Heenan: I think he is just frustrated with losing Friday and tonight.
Page: That probably will have some repercussions with Co-Commissioner Gold. Up next is a tag team match. The Badasses are getting ready to face Legal Narcotics at Summer Bash and are going to face Double K right now. This should be a good match.

Double K vs The Badasses.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Spinning back kick from Katon. Implant DDT by Katon! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Katon charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Hard back suplex on Katon. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Lightning kick by Jeeber on Katon. Tag to Bertogarce. DDT from the top rope by Bertogarce. That looked KILLER. Katon pushes out of a Bertogarce hold. Katon tags out to Kodos. Bertogarce walks into a high dropkick from Kodos, almost losing several teeth in the process. Hard back suplex on Bertogarce. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lightning kick by Kodos on Bertogarce. Kodos tags out to Katon. Vicious kick to the teeth from Katon. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Katon misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Flying elbow from Bertogarce connects. Tag to JeeberD. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Bad Ass Princess has climbed up onto the apron! Katon turns...and falls for the distraction! JeeberD attacks Katon from behind! Katon gets knocked to the ground by Jeeber. Satellite Crossface!!! Katon taps out! The Badasses climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.

Winners: The Badasses.

Page: That’s a big momentum boost for the Badasses heading into Summer Bash.
Heenan: They only won because of the Bad Ass Princess’ interference.
Page: She never got involved. It’s not her fault that Katon and Kodos couldn’t keep their eyes off her. She is stunning. We understand that Legal Narcotics are backstage and ready to conduct an interview.

Coffee Warlord: Jeeber and Bertogarce, congratulations on your win. But we want you to know that we will be taking those Tag Team Titles this Saturday at Summer Bash.
Smokin’: Oh and Jeeber, you got lucky at Friday Night Fury. But it’s going to take more than luck to take the Lightweight Title from Coffee.

Page: Well it looks like Legal Narcotics mean business.
Heenan: That should be a good match at Summer Bash.
Page: Up next is a 2 on 1 handicap match requested by Raven.
Heenan: I think Raven has really gone off the deep end here.
Page: I don’t think so. He’s trying to send a message to Barry Windham going into the PPV. Let’s get to the ring.

Raven vs Christopher St Connection.

Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout.

The Match: Wack kick from Mase. Raven takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Christopher St Connection whip Raven into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sloppy discus punch from Mase barely connects on Raven. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Christopher St Connection whip Raven into the corner. Mase whips Buff E in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Mase avoids a Raven avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Spear by Raven. Pin, but Buff E is out just before the three count. Raven misses a clothesline. Running clothesline from Mase was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Christopher St Connection whip Raven into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Raven reverses a Mase hammerlock. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Raven moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Raven Effect DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished.

Winner: Raven

Page: What a good match for Raven. Right now let’s run down the entire card for Summer Bash as we know it:

For the Television Title: Illinifan will defend in a triangle match against Tucker and an opponent to be determined.

For the Tag Team Titles: Legal Narcotics vs. The Badasses.

For the Heavyweight Title: Barry Windham will defend in an inferno match against Raven.

For the Hardcore Title: Digamma will defend against Smokin’ Warlord in a Ladder Match.

For the Lightweight Title: Coffee Warlord will defend against Darkiller in an I Quit match.

Page: This card is subject to change. If Swaggs can take the title from Digamma later tonight, then he would go into Summer Bash against Smokin’. Also, If Jeeber can pull off the upset at Friday Night Fury, He would face Darkiller at the PPV. A lot of things could change in the next 4 days. Plus there will be more matches announced at Friday Night Fury. Up next is a one on one contest between Darkiller and Quicksand.

Darkiller vs Quicksand.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Flying elbow from Quicksand connects. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Darkiller is down! Covers for a quick two count. Darkiller fights out of a grapple. STIFF~! chop lights up Quicksand who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Flying shoulder tackle by Darkiller sends Quicksand CRASHING to the mat. Covers for a quick two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Darkiller just KILLS Quicksand! Pin, but Quicksand is out just before the three count. Darkiller slams Quicksand down and motions to the crowd. Quicksand powers out of a Darkiller headlock. Super kick by Quicksand. Covers for a quick two count. DDT from the top rope by Quicksand. That looked KILLER. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Flying elbow from Quicksand connects. Quicksand hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Quicksand drops an elbow...but Darkiller moves out of the way. BIG clothesline on Quicksand. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Darkiller connects and Quicksand is down! Quicksand can barely stand. Old School Expulsion! 1....2....3. Quicksand leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Darkiller comes running as well, and Quicksand gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle.

Winner: Darkiller.

Page: Definitely a momentum boost for Darkiller going into Summer Bash.
Heenan: Yes, Coffee has a lot on his plate. I think we may see a new Lightweight Champ come Saturday.
Page: Up next is our main evert. It is for the Hardcore Title. Swaggs is looking to go into Summer Bash as the Champion.

Digamma vs Swaggs.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Digamma has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Digamma hits a quick kick on Swaggs. Flying cookie sheet shot by Digamma, blasting Swaggs in the face with it. Digamma hits a soaring kick on Swaggs. Swaggs walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Swaggs reverses a Digamma hammerlock. Swaggs hits an irish whip into a shopping cart! Swaggs crushes Digamma with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Digamma powers out of a Swaggs headlock. Vicious back suplex! Swaggs got nailed big time! There's a two count on the pin. Flying knee to the face from Digamma. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Swaggs pushes out of a Digamma hold. Swaggs kicks the leg, knocks Digamma down, and goes to work on it. Digamma reverses a Swaggs hammerlock. Big dropkick by Digamma, who got a ton of air on the move. Digamma gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!!Smokin' Warlord comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Digamma turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Smokin' Warlord has left Digamma down and bloodied.

Winner: Digamma is still the hardcore champ.

Page: Well, Digamma survives and will go into Summer Bash as the Hardcore Champion. The only question is will he leave as the Champion.
Heenan: No problem. Digamma is a superior athlete. And what was with Smokin’ Warlord coming down after the match?
Page: Looks like he was trying to make a statement. Wait a minute! Before we go, I understand there is something going on backstage.

Our cameras cut to the backstage area. Smokin' Warlord is walking backstage, when out of nowhere he gets grabbed and pulled behind some crates. We hear a crack, and someone's footsteps running off. The camera pans over, and Smokin' Warlord is out cold on the floor, a monkey wrench lying next to him, with no sign of the attacker.

Page: Who was that?
Heenan: No idea. It couldn’t be Digamma, he was just leaving the ring.
Page: Probably one of Flamebeard’s Followers. They don’t want Smokin’ to take the hardcore belt. Well, maybe we’ll have some answers on Friday. We are out of time. Good night everyone.

FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Television Champion: Illinifan.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Vacant, to be awarded at Summer Bash.

We had a 63% rating for the show.
We had a .48 TV Rating.
Attendance: 515.
Match of the night: Digamma vs. Swaggs in the Hardcore Title match: 76%.

[JeeberD]

The Badasses win again. Some things never change...

[DolphinFan1]

I have a new show posted on the website. I will put it up here when I have time. Also there is a preview of the PPV upcoming on the website.

New show is Friday Night Fury for June 23, 2006

www.geocities.com/stormtruppa

[JeeberD]

Dammit!

Good fight, CW. You win this time but you will lose the tag team title to the Badasses. Both Berto and myself have beaten SW. There's only so much that you can to to help him...

Great show, DF.

[Tekneek]

And this thing just died...mysteriously in the night?

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Tekneek
And this thing just died...mysteriously in the night?

No, it's just on hiatus for awhile. Lot's of things going on over here. Christmas is almost here and my wife is about to give birth in less than a month. Hopefully I will try to get back into this dynasty around Feb. Sorry guys.

[Tekneek]

Originally posted by DolphinFan1
No, it's just on hiatus for awhile. Lot's of things going on over here. Christmas is almost here and my wife is about to give birth in less than a month. Hopefully I will try to get back into this dynasty around Feb. Sorry guys.

Wow. Congratulations. Just celebrated my son's third birthday last Sunday (12/14). He's cursed with a mid-December birthday, but he hasn't felt that crunch yet. ;)

[DolphinFan1]

I'm thinking of bringing this back. I am working on some new stuff. I will have to make a few changes as a lot of new people are the board in the last 3 years and some of the people in this dynasty are no longer active. But I will work it out.

When I said it would be on hiatus while my son was born, I didn't think I'd let it sit on the backburner for this long. (My son is now 3). Time flies.

For those who want to go to the website for all the cards, here is the link: http://www.geocities.com/stormtruppa/

[Swaggs]

Wow... been awhile, but I'm still in. :)

[JeeberD]

Count me is as well!

[DolphinFan1]

This card has been on the website for about 3 years. So I figured I'd transfer it here. Look for Summer Bash to be posted sometime this week.



Friday Night Fury June 23, 2006



We start our show by going to our announce team of Chris English and Jerry Straus.


English: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Fury. We are just one day away from the biggest PPV in FOFC Wrestling history. Tomorrow night is Summer Bash. But tonight we have some business to take care of which could have implications on tomorrow night’s card.
Straus: That’s right Chris. Illinifan faces Noop in a Television title defense. If he wins he goes on to defend in a triple threat match tomorrow night against Tucker and the winner of Quicksand vs. Sachmo right here tonight. Also, the reigning Lightweight Champion, Coffee Warlord will defend against JeeberD. The winner of that match will go on to Summer Bash to defend against Darkiller.
English: Yes it certainly is a big night. Also Bobby Heenan will be interviewing Digamma to see if he was behind the attack on Smokin’ Warlord as Tuesday Tough Love went off the air. It’s time to head to the ring for our 1st match.



Atatange vs Swaggs.


Match Background: None.

The Match: Swaggs and Atatange lock up and Swaggs pushes Atatange into the corner. Swaggs hits him with a forearm shot to the head which staggers Atatange. Swaggs then whips Atatange into the ropes and hits him with a drop kick square in the chest and Atatange hits the mat. Swaggs crushes Atatange with a huge legdrop. Swaggs moves in for the kill. Here it comes - X-Buster. 1....2...3, it's finished. Total squash. Tekneek comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Tekneek spins Swaggs around. Tekneek hits the Super Kick! Swaggs has been left down on the canvas.

Winner: Swaggs.

English: What a great match for Swaggs. But Tekneek destroys him after.
Straus: Atatange looked out of it tonight.
English: Up next is a Television Title defense for Illinifan.




Illinifan vs Noop.



Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006.

The Match: Lightning kick by Illinifan on Noop. Chief Rum comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Noop turns around. Chief Rum slams Noop down. Chief Rum climbs to the top rope and hits the Frog Splash! Chief leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Illinifan pins Noop. Chief Rum isn't finished with his attack yet! Noop stands up...and gets floored! Chief Rum climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top rope - Frog Splash!!! Noop has been destroyed! Wait! Chief Rum isn't leaving! He climbs to the top rope again...and hits another Frog Splash! My God! Noop is completely out cold. Chief makes the slit-throat gesture, then climbs to the top rope again. Referees start pouring out of the dressing room to try and stop this, but they're too late - Frog Splash hits for the third time! Chief Rum gets led away from the ring as medics come to attend to Noop, who isn't moving.


Winner: Illinifan is still the Television Champion.

English: What a cheap win for Illinifan. Noop didn’t have a chance. Chief Rum interfered almost immediately. Wait! Swaggs is coming to the ring and Noop is trying to get up. Swaggs has a mic.



Swaggs: Hey! Tekneek and Chief Rum. You like to attack people when they are focused on other matches. How about you bring it tomorrow night? Noop and I challenge you to a cage match. That way you can’t run away.




Swaggs throws down the mic and helps Noop to the back.



English: Wow! Swaggs laying down the challenge. Maybe we’ll get an answer tonight.
Straus: Swaggs and Noop ought to just go home and rest. They are in no condition or the league of Tekneek and Chief Rum for that matter.
English: Swaggs and Noop have more heart in their little fingers than those two combined. I understand our broadcast colleague, Bobby Heenan is set to interview Digamma.



Heenan: Thank you guys. I am here with the reigning Hardcore Champion, Digamma. Digamma, after your match with Swaggs last week, Smokin’ Warlord attacked you. Then following that, we saw Smokin’ Warlord attacked backstage. We know you didn’t do it, you were still in the ring. But do you know who did?
Digamma: Bobby, Smokin’ attacked me from behind after my match was over. He is a coward. Like you said, I was in the ring so I couldn’t be the one to attack him. Besides, you know me. I would never attack from behind.
Heenan: Of course not. You are the perfect gentleman.


English: Sure you are.


Digamma: As for who did it. I can’t say. All I know is, tomorrow night at Summer Bash Smokin’ and I hook up in a Ladder match for my Hardcore Title. Smokin’ bring everything you got. Because after tomorrow night, you will never be the same.
Heenan: Well, good luck tomorrow night Digamma. Chris and Jerry, back to you.



English: Well, that was a useless interview.
Straus: What do you mean? Digamma just informed us he had nothing to do with the attack on Smokin’ Warlord on Tuesday.
English: Right. And he is the perfect gentleman too.
Straus: Of course.
English: Yes, and I could be the Heavyweight Champion. Up next is a match made at Tuesday Tough Love. Flamebeard and Gold were arguing backstage about the suspension of Primelord and Shorty. Flamebeard was able to get Gold to agree to another match for Primelord and Shorty to earn their place in FOFC Wrestling. But they will have to face the duo of Erik Watts and Raven.
Straus: Yes, I really don’t know what to make of this one. What was Flamebeard thinking?
English: Well Jerry, looks like we may have our answer. Flamebeard is coming to the ring.


The crowd boos as the Co-Commissioner comes to the ring.

Flamebeard: I know you all love me. But I have business to take care of. On Tuesday Tough Love I got Gold to agree to give Primelord and Shorty one more shot to win their jobs back. They will face Erik Watts and Raven in a tag team match. What I didn’t tell Gold or the rest of you is that this will be a Special Referee Match. So without further ado let me introduce you to your special guest referee for this next match. It is none other than the reigning Heavyweight Champion, Barry Windham. Oh and by the way, if Raven or Watts put their hands on the referee, they are fired. Have a nice day.


The crowd is livid with this.


English: No wonder Flamebeard had no problem with Primelord and Shorty’s opponents.
Straus: Brilliant.
English: Let’s head to the ring and see if Raven and Watts can pull this off.


Primelord and Shorty vs Erik Watts and Raven.




Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Barry Windham will be the referee for this match. If Primelord and Shorty win they get their jobs back. If they lose, they are suspended for however long Co-Commissioner Gold says.

The Match: Primelord connects with a back heel kick on Raven and gets back up quickly. Raven takes a flying neckbreaker from Primelord. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Shorty. Primelord \ Shorty whip Raven into the corner. Primelord whips Shorty in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. There's a two count on the pin. Shorty hits a rolling kick on Raven. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Raven ducks a wild right hand. Spinebuster by Raven. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Erik Watts. Big clothesline from Watts. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Shorty takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Watts drops an elbow...but Shorty moves out of the way. Second rope flying axe handle, Watts goes down. One day, Shorty might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Shorty tags out to Primelord. STIFF high kick on Watts by Primelord. Tag to Raven. Primelord hits a rolling kick on Raven. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Primelord small packages Raven out of nowhere. 1.2.3! Fast count! Barry Windham screwed Raven! Barry Windham nails an unsuspecting Raven with a forearm to the face. Raven is in trouble. Lariat!!! That shook the ring. Barry Windham leaves Raven down on the canvas, hurt.

Winners: Primelord and Shorty get their jobs back.

English: What a load of crap! That was a fast count!
Straus: What are you talking about? That match was called right down the middle.
English: Bogus. Up next is a grudge match between NevStar/The Afoci vs. Double K.


NevStar and The Afoci vs Double K.



Match Background: None.

The Match: NevStar takes a flying neckbreaker from Kodos. NevStar kicks Kodos in the gut to reverse the momentum. Hard back suplex on Kodos. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Tag between NevStar and The Afoci. Afoci uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Kodos takes a flying neckbreaker from The Afoci. Kodos pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flying elbow from Kodos connects. Kodos tags out to Katon. Katon just WAFFLES Afoci with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Implant DDT by Katon! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Katon misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Hard back suplex on Katon. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Tag between The Afoci and NevStar. Tiger suplex on Katon. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pin, but Katon is out just before the three count. Katon takes a flying neckbreaker from NevStar. NevStar floors Katon...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Infra-Red, forget about it. 1....2...3!

Winners: NevStar and the Afoci.

English: Great win for NevStar and the Afoci.
Straus: I hate to say it. But I think the worst thing Double K did was get rid of Zbysko.
English: It’s time for Piper’s Pit.


Roddy Piper comes out to the ring and gets greeted with a chorus of boos.

Piper: You can all boo me all you want. But you know you want to hear what I have to say, so shut up.


The crowd gets even louder.

Piper: My guest tonight is a member of the successful group, Flamebeard’s Followers and one half of the former tag team champions, Time and Money.


The crowd starts chanting, “We want Marmel.”

Piper: Please welcome, Tucker.

The crowd is disappointed in this. They continue to call for Marmel. There are signs everywhere, “Marmel got screwed”, and “We want Marmel.” Tucker comes to the ring.

Piper: Just ignore those idiots. Welcome to Piper’s Pit.
Tucker: Thank you Roddy. It’s an honor to be here.
Piper: The honor is all mine. I mean you are one half of the former Tag Team Champions. Although you still should be. You carried that team and then Marmel couldn’t take the fact that you were the reason you guys were Champions. So he pretends to have a problem.
Tucker: You’re right Roddy. I won those titles. Marmel left. I should still have the titles. Me and Atatange make a good team. But have we been given the opportunity to defend the titles? No. We were stripped of them.


The crowd picks up the, “We want Marmel,” chant again. This causes Tucker to stop talking and look at the crowd.

Piper: Tucker, lately you seem to be on a losing streak. Why is that?
Tucker: It’s these idiot fans. They don’t realize that I was the one who made Time and Money. If it wasn’t for me, Marmel would never have been a tag team champion. They should be cheering me, not some loser like Marmel.
Piper: So, what are your plans next?
Tucker: As soon as this stupid Tag Team Title match is over with at Summer Bash, Atatange and I will be going after the Champions. We will take back what I never should have lost in the 1st place.
Piper: What’s going to happen when Marmel finally comes back?
Tucker: He just better stay out of my way.
Piper: Thank you for your time, Tucker.
Tucker: You’re welcome Roddy.


As Tucker and Roddy leaves the crowd continues to boo and chant for Marmel.

English: Looks like Tucker has a problem with his former tag team partner.
Straus: He should. Marmel left him high and dry.
English: That’s not it. Marmel has a problem and he wanted to take care of it. You have got to admire that.
Straus: I think he was just scared that he couldn’t live up to Tucker’s expectations as one half of the FOFC Tag Team Champions.
English: That situation could certainly heat up when Marmel comes back. Up next is a one on one contest featuring two of the Tag Team Title match participants.



Bertogarce vs Smokin' Warlord.



Match Background: Smokin’ Warlord lost to Bertogarce’s tag team partner, JeeberD, last week. They will be competing tomorrow night for the tag team titles with their partners.

The Match: Hard back suplex on Bertogarce. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Bertogarce takes a NICE hurrancarana from Smokin' Warlord. There's a two count on the pin. Smokin' drops an elbow...but Bertogarce moves out of the way. Bertogarce just WAFFLES Smokin' with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Flying elbow from Bertogarce connects. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Bertogarce. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Spin kick by Bertogarce to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Bertogarce charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Lightning kick by Smokin' on Bertogarce. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Smokin' Warlord and Bertogarce is out! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Spin kick by Smokin' Warlord to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Smokin' Warlord connects with a back heel kick on Bertogarce and gets back up quickly. Bertogarce backdrops Smokin' Warlord out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Bertogarce. Spin kick by Bertogarce to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Power drive elbow by Bertogarce. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Smokin' Warlord gets knocked to the ground by Bertogarce. Here it comes...Dragon Sleeper! Smokin' Warlord taps! Digamma comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Digamma puts Smokin' in the corner. Digamma sets up, and hits a Blonde Bombshell! Smokin' Warlord has been left down on the canvas.


Winner: Bertogarce.

English: I thought Digamma said he doesn’t attack people from behind.
Straus: He waited until the match was over.
English: Up next is a one on one contest between Quicksand and Sachmo. The winner of this match gets to go on to Summer Bash in a triple threat Television Title match with Illinifan and Tucker.


Quicksand vs Sachmo.


Match Background: None.

The Match: Sachmo uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! SUPER frankensteiner on Quicksand, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Quicksand avoids a Sachmo avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Quicksand connects with a back heel kick on Sachmo and gets back up quickly. Sachmo takes a flying neckbreaker from Quicksand. Hooks the leg for a two count. Power drive elbow by Quicksand. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Flying elbow from Quicksand connects. Sachmo powers out of a Quicksand headlock. Sachmo crushes Quicksand with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tor-NADO DDT from Sachmo, Quicksand got planted! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Hard back suplex on Quicksand. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Quicksand walks into a high dropkick from Sachmo, almost losing several teeth in the process. Quicksand reverses a waistlock. Quicksand hits a dropkick on Sachmo and gets right back up. Power drive elbow by Quicksand. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Sachmo is in trouble. Cut-Throat Suplex! 1....2....3. Quicksand extends his hand to Sachmo...and it is accepted! They shake!

Match Background: None.

The Match: Sachmo uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! SUPER frankensteiner on Quicksand, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Quicksand avoids a Sachmo avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Quicksand connects with a back heel kick on Sachmo and gets back up quickly. Sachmo takes a flying neckbreaker from Quicksand. Hooks the leg for a two count. Power drive elbow by Quicksand. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Flying elbow from Quicksand connects. Sachmo powers out of a Quicksand headlock. Sachmo crushes Quicksand with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tor-NADO DDT from Sachmo, Quicksand got planted! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Hard back suplex on Quicksand. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Quicksand walks into a high dropkick from Sachmo, almost losing several teeth in the process. Quicksand reverses a waistlock. Quicksand hits a dropkick on Sachmo and gets right back up. Power drive elbow by Quicksand. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Sachmo is in trouble. Cut-Throat Suplex! 1....2....3. Quicksand extends his hand to Sachmo...and it is accepted! They shake!



We see a video of the War Games match in which Flamebeard’s Followers outsmart Team Coffee. Legal Narcotics and the Badasses work out their differences and each say they will become the next Tag Team Champions. This prompts Jeeber and Coffee to talk about who is better. Jeeber wants a Lightweight Title shot. Smokin’ steps in and says that Jeeber has to go through him first. Jeeber defeats Smokin’ to earn a Lightweight Title shot and Coffee isn’t happy. So here we are.


Coffee Warlord vs JeeberD.



Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Coffee Warlord has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Flying elbow from JeeberD connects. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Coffee is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee kicks JeeberD in the gut to reverse the momentum. Coffee Warlord connects with rights and lefts and JeeberD is down! Coffee slams JeeberD down and motions to the crowd. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver by Coffee Warlord! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Bodyslam by Coffee. Jeeber flips out of a Coffee Warlord bodyslam attempt. SUPER frankensteiner on Coffee, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from JeeberD. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Coffee takes a flying neckbreaker from JeeberD. Jeeber hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Coffee blocks a punch. Coffee Warlord with a spinning neckbreaker on Jeeber. High Angle DDT by Coffee Warlord just SPIKES JeeberD down! JeeberD is in trouble. Here it comes - Super Kick. 1....2...3, it's finished. After the match, Darkiller comes down to the ring. Darkiller has a chair. Coffee turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Jeeber is next to take a hard shot. Darkiller has demolished everyone!


Winner: Coffee Warlord is still the FOFC Lightweight Champion.

English: Looks like things are really ready to explode. Tune in tomorrow night for Summer Bash on PPV. Good night everyone.




FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Television Champion: Illinifan.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: To be decided at Summer Bash.

Match of the night: Quicksand vs. Sachmo: 77%.
Our overall rating for the show was 67%.
Our TV rating was .74.
Attendance: 506.


One other note. I think I will just keep the updates here and not on the website. It used to take a lot of my time to post them on both. So to keep this thing going, I think I will just do the dynasty here if that is ok with everyone. I may still use the website for once a month (game time) for things like injuries and news.

[Coffee Warlord]

Wow. I was just thinking about Legal Narcotics a couple days ago, too. Whoo.

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord still rules.

[DolphinFan1]

Preview of Summer Bash PPV:



Tag Team Title Match: Legal Narcotics vs. The Badasses.

TV Title Match: Illinifan (C) vs. Quicksand vs. Tucker.

Cage Match: Chief Rum/Tekneek vs. Noop/Swaggs.

#1 contenders match for the Tag Team Titles: NevStar/The Afoci vs. Primelord/Shorty vs. Double K.

Inferno Match for the Heavyweight Title: Barry Windham (C) vs. Raven.

Ladder Match for the Hardcore Title: Digamma (C) vs. Smokin' Warlord.

I Quit match for the Lightweight Title: Coffee Warlord (C) vs. Darkiller.



Plus, on Tuesday Tough Love following Summer Bash, look for 3 new FOFC members to make their debut.