What a pisser?

[mrskippy]

A mountain woman from Arkansas went to the doctor and was told to go
home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got
home she asked her husband, "What is a specimen?"
He replied. "Darn if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a
nurse."

The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her
clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and
body. "What in the world happened?"asked her husband.

"Darned if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and
she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in a jug and
then all hell broke loose.

[mrskippy]

An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to the
bathroom something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find
any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side
streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London
police officer showed up.

"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.

"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta go."

"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."

The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass,
pretty flowers, and manicured hedges.

"Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."

The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started urinating
on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the
officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"

"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."

[ice4277]

Originally posted by mrskippy

"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."

LOL :D