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Fritz
08-18-2003, 11:45 AM
Which Adam Sandler movie did you like the least?

Mustang
08-18-2003, 11:49 AM
Sorry.. this poll is rendered invalid because Punch Drunk Love is not in the list.

ice4277
08-18-2003, 11:50 AM
Little Nicky, possibly The Most Retarded Movie Of All Time.

Critch
08-18-2003, 11:57 AM
Here's a poll that needs an "all of the above" option.

Franklinnoble
08-18-2003, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Mustang
Sorry.. this poll is rendered invalid because Punch Drunk Love is not in the list.

Agreed. Punch Drunk Love was so bad I stopped the DVD about half an hour into it. I simply couldn't bear to watch it any longer.

On another note, I think "Airheads" is my favorite... "I ain't fartin' on no snaredrum!"

Easy Mac
08-18-2003, 12:12 PM
Waterboy

cuervo72
08-18-2003, 12:20 PM
http://www.chartingnature.com/img/antiquefish/cutthroat-trout.jpg

SteelerFan448
08-18-2003, 12:22 PM
I agree, without a doubt Punch Drunk Love was the worst, not just Sandler, but just in general, movie that was ever made.

ice4277
08-18-2003, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by cuervo72
http://www.chartingnature.com/img/antiquefish/cutthroat-trout.jpg

But you forgot to add that that goes here....

http://www.phoenix5.org/graphics/dre.gif

cuervo72
08-18-2003, 12:24 PM
I think it was implied.

ice4277
08-18-2003, 12:25 PM
I just wanted to make sure the 'slower' members of our community would be able to appreciate the humor.

Franklinnoble
08-18-2003, 12:34 PM
A picture is worth a thousand words...

cuervo72
08-18-2003, 12:35 PM
I see. Carry on.

In actuality I voted for Little Nicky; I haven't seen it, but it looks unbelievably bad.

Coffee Warlord
08-18-2003, 12:47 PM
Actually, Little Nicky's redeeming value was the moderatly amusing cameos that were in it.

But that said, no Adam Sandler movie can be considered good. All of them suck.

Cringer
08-18-2003, 12:51 PM
I liked Punch Drunk Love......maybe you just gotta be a little "off" in the head i guess :|

Marmel
08-18-2003, 01:01 PM
Happy Gilmore is one of the best comedies of the last 10 years.

Billy Madison, Wedding Singer, Mr. Deeds and Airheads are all pretty funny moveis, with the Wedding Singer being the best of that bunch.

Waterboy and Big Daddy, are stupid funny in an odd sort of way. Not his best comedic work though. The rest suck.


His first couple of CD's are piss your pants funny, IMO.

Bonegavel
08-18-2003, 01:03 PM
If that is a digital rectal exam, I would hate to see what a non-digital rectal exam is like.

IMHO, every Adam Sandler movie is, to quote Obi-wan, a "wretched hive of scum and villany."

John Galt
08-18-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Cringer
I liked Punch Drunk Love......maybe you just gotta be a little "off" in the head i guess :|

Punch Drunk Love is a great movie. I own it and my girlfriend and I just watched it again the other night. It is probably my ATF romantic comedy (given most conventional movies in that subgenre suck).

Fidatelo
08-18-2003, 01:27 PM
Marmel is 100% correct on everything he just said.

As for the people that think all his movies suck, "I'm comin' out of tha boooooth-ah!!"

Marmel
08-18-2003, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by Fidatelo
Marmel is 100% correct on everything he just said.

As for the people that think all his movies suck, "I'm comin' out of tha boooooth-ah!!"


Thanks Toll Booth Willy.

I'm gunna fuck you and all your fish eating lesbian friends!

Hammer755
08-18-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Fidatelo
Marmel is 100% correct on everything he just said.


And now, for the severe beating of a high school janitor

Mop, mop, mop,
All day long.
Mop, mop, mop,
While I sing this song.

Gonna wax that floor,
gonna make it shine.
Gonna take off the spray paint with turpentine

Hey, let go of my sideburns!!!

I echo Marmel's opinion almost identically. I like Happy Gilmore, but don't think it is any more significant than the others on the list, and I think Mr. Deeds is a level below the ones in Marm's list.

WSUCougar
08-18-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Critch
Here's a poll that needs an "all of the above" option.
Amen to that.

I abstain on the grounds that Adam Sandler movies reside in that same plane of existence with 1-800-Collect commercials.

RendeR
08-18-2003, 01:44 PM
They all suck equally, because Sandler was in them all.

*shudders*

Hawaii Warrior
08-18-2003, 02:06 PM
Punch Drunk Love. That movie was terrible

Sublime
08-18-2003, 02:11 PM
Wow, i'm kind of surprised so many people despise Sandler. Maybe it's just us "young'ins" but all of my friends can't get enough of Sandler (minus Punch Drunk Love and Little Nicky). I'm just curious as to how old you Sandler Haters are?

Bonegavel
08-18-2003, 02:47 PM
http://www.bonegavel.com/images/stuff/troutrect.jpg

Schmidty
08-18-2003, 03:50 PM
People who hate Sandler are either dirty elitists, pseudo-intellectuals, or have absolutely no sense of humor.

As far as which of his movies I liked the least, I would have to say Anger Management. It wasn't goofy enough to have such a crappy plot.

panerd
08-18-2003, 04:14 PM
Bulletproof is horendous. The rest are pretty funny. (Haven't ever had the desire to watch Little Nicky)

Calis
08-18-2003, 04:26 PM
Damn, didn't think there would be much this hate for Punch Drunk Love, I thought it was an really good film.

Then again, I'm a huge Paul Thomas Anderson fan, I love all of his movies.

Anywho, I really enjoyed it for what it was, an interesting change for the genre. I guess I'm alone in that.

sterlingice
08-18-2003, 06:52 PM
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

SI

Qwikshot
08-18-2003, 07:23 PM
Airheads, Little Nicky and Bulletproof would be my choices, however I voted for Airheads simply because of Brendan Fraiser. Though I think Airheads really isn't a Sadler movie...Little Nicky is bad, the whole voice thing was icky, Bulletproof was so bad it too me a bit to remember that he did such a movie...

As for Punch Drunk Love, I think its a fantasic movie...Sadler plays someone with an anger problem but not over the top, he's restrained much like Jim Carey in the "Truman Show". I think for anyone expecting over the top bathroom humor, they are going to be disappointed, but I think it's a great couple movie, with some funny parts, some poignant parts, and a good story all around...it's a love story not a comedy.

ISiddiqui
08-18-2003, 07:49 PM
:( I actually liked 'Little Nicky'. I thought it was good fun.

Buccaneer
08-18-2003, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by Marmel
Happy Gilmore is one of the best comedies of the last 10 years.

Billy Madison, Wedding Singer, Mr. Deeds and Airheads are all pretty funny moveis, with the Wedding Singer being the best of that bunch.

Waterboy and Big Daddy, are stupid funny in an odd sort of way. Not his best comedic work though. The rest suck.


His first couple of CD's are piss your pants funny, IMO.

What part of "all of the above" didn't you understand??

tucker342
08-18-2003, 10:45 PM
Little Nicky is by far the worst... besides that I kind of like his movies.

aquavit
08-18-2003, 10:53 PM
Punch Drunk Love is the best Sandler movie. You guys are crazy. Gotta love the scene at the end with the boss.

Fidatelo
08-19-2003, 09:09 AM
I just realised another stinker missing from the list:

Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights

Not as bad as Little Nicky, but pretty close.

Marmel
08-19-2003, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by Schmidty
People who hate Sandler are either dirty elitists, pseudo-intellectuals, or have absolutely no sense of humor.




Could not be any better stated. :)

Butter
08-19-2003, 09:19 AM
People who like Sandler are either idiots, culturally misguided, or infantile to a ridiculous extreme.

How's ya like that generalization, sport?

Marmel
08-19-2003, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Butter_of_69
People who like Sandler are either idiots, culturally misguided, or infantile to a ridiculous extreme.

How's ya like that generalization, sport?


2 out of 3 ain't bad......

Culturally misguided - check
infantile - check



Don't be so offended...you must fit into #3.

Butter
08-19-2003, 09:30 AM
I just think that all generalizations are bad.

**Humor intended since apparently I haven't yet been afforded license to be sarcastic here yet

Craptacular
08-20-2003, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by Marmel

His first couple of CD's are piss your pants funny, IMO.

[Dr. Stewart:] Okay, I'm back, we're relaxing, and we're counting down,
we're to two, and all we're thinking about is healthy, fresh air.
Freshness. Breathing in. Breathing in deep, letting out. [fart] Mmm, that's nice, hmm?
[Gary Phelps:] Sir, I'd appreciate if you could stop 'letting it out'.
But okay, okay, fine, thank you.
[Dr. Stewart:] That's it, you're all right, you're all right, everything's good.
All right, you feel very comfortable, you're sinking into the chair,
we're relaxing, one [long fart], and we're coming down to zero and --
[Gary Phelps:] Oh my god, uh...yes, all right, it was nothing...
[Dr. Stewart:] No, no, that time that was you.
[Gary Phelps:] That wasn't me!
[Dr. Stewart: We're not here to pick sides, we're not here to pick sides, that was you, and maybe we could deal with this in another session, but right now we're dealing with the smoking, and, um, let's not worry about anything else that's going down --
[Gary Phelps: OK, I've just gotta kick this habit.
[Dr. Stewart: Down to zero, relaxing, we're going to feel very fresh [fart], we're going to feel very healthy [fart], and let's take a nice, deep breath --
[Gary Phelps: I can't breathe, sir, uh, I'm sorry, I just -- ["squirty" fart]
[Gary Phelps: Oh my god -- what did you eat? It smells like baby food --

[Dr. Stewart:] All right, we're relaxing --
that one probably squirted out a little into the pants,
but we'll just continue with thte floating [fart] --
yeah, that was definitely a squirt --