Easy Mac
08-21-2003, 11:33 PM
Meant to post this last night, but I've had a nasty cold for the past 4 days. The only things I've done is go to work and sleep. I'm fucking tired of chicken soup.
Anyway, I was working usher last night (Wednesday) at the movie theater. One of the Regional managers was there inspecting our projection setup to make sure everything was OK. So I was just talking to the other coworkers, when he walks over to my manager and says something.
The manager tells me he needs me to come into SWAT with him. I ask him whats up. He said the reg. manager saw two people fucking in the top row of the auditorium (his exact words). So we go in there and look up. I see a guy and a girl stand up. We both turn away, and my manager tells me to go up there and see whats going on. Then he walks to the door, and I say "Huh," and he says for me to go up there and kick them out.
So, I look up there again, and the kids have disappeared. So I casually walk up the steps, and I get to the top row and what do I see? A guy laying on top of a girl on the floor, totally going at it. It takes about 3 seconds for me to figure out what the fuck is going on, then I say "ummmm, Hey", and then look back at the movie for 10 seconds. Then I shrug towards my manager. Then I turn back to the kids and say "You guys are going to need to step outside." I wanted to say something witty, but I was in total shock that there were people fucking on the floor.
Then I just casually stroll down the steps and walk to the doors. I then proceded to hold the door open for everyone. We didn't even say anything else to the kids (they were probably 16 or 17). They just had their heads down, and just walked right out of the theater.
We then walked over to the regional manager (who I thought might get mad at us, this was the first time I'd seen him this summer), and he's laughing his ass off. He told us he walked in their to make sure there were no marks on the film and he turned around. He saw something out of the corner of his eye, he said the guy was just pounding the girl from behind. All I thought was, thank god I didn't have to walk up there while they were doing that.
All in all it was weird. I told my girlfriend about it, and she told me the manager shouldn't have made me go up there to kick them out, he should have. Yeah, I thought that at first. I mean, I was embarassed to have to go up there as they were having sex. But after a couple of minutes, I just found it more funny than embarassing. We had a good laugh about it today.
Needless to say, I did not clean the top row that night. And there was a guy sitting 2 rows in front of them, how do not hear people having sex? And on the floor of a movie theater? Disgusting. So in all, they payed $11.50 (2 student tickets) to halfway have sex. Shit, get a motel room by the hour.
Anyway, thats my story.
Anyway, I was working usher last night (Wednesday) at the movie theater. One of the Regional managers was there inspecting our projection setup to make sure everything was OK. So I was just talking to the other coworkers, when he walks over to my manager and says something.
The manager tells me he needs me to come into SWAT with him. I ask him whats up. He said the reg. manager saw two people fucking in the top row of the auditorium (his exact words). So we go in there and look up. I see a guy and a girl stand up. We both turn away, and my manager tells me to go up there and see whats going on. Then he walks to the door, and I say "Huh," and he says for me to go up there and kick them out.
So, I look up there again, and the kids have disappeared. So I casually walk up the steps, and I get to the top row and what do I see? A guy laying on top of a girl on the floor, totally going at it. It takes about 3 seconds for me to figure out what the fuck is going on, then I say "ummmm, Hey", and then look back at the movie for 10 seconds. Then I shrug towards my manager. Then I turn back to the kids and say "You guys are going to need to step outside." I wanted to say something witty, but I was in total shock that there were people fucking on the floor.
Then I just casually stroll down the steps and walk to the doors. I then proceded to hold the door open for everyone. We didn't even say anything else to the kids (they were probably 16 or 17). They just had their heads down, and just walked right out of the theater.
We then walked over to the regional manager (who I thought might get mad at us, this was the first time I'd seen him this summer), and he's laughing his ass off. He told us he walked in their to make sure there were no marks on the film and he turned around. He saw something out of the corner of his eye, he said the guy was just pounding the girl from behind. All I thought was, thank god I didn't have to walk up there while they were doing that.
All in all it was weird. I told my girlfriend about it, and she told me the manager shouldn't have made me go up there to kick them out, he should have. Yeah, I thought that at first. I mean, I was embarassed to have to go up there as they were having sex. But after a couple of minutes, I just found it more funny than embarassing. We had a good laugh about it today.
Needless to say, I did not clean the top row that night. And there was a guy sitting 2 rows in front of them, how do not hear people having sex? And on the floor of a movie theater? Disgusting. So in all, they payed $11.50 (2 student tickets) to halfway have sex. Shit, get a motel room by the hour.
Anyway, thats my story.