Survivor FOFC: Collossal Squid Thread

[digamma]

Late getting started, but let's see if we can make it interesting...Any help?

[mrsimperless]

I am gigantor.

[Coffee Warlord]

Well, since I helped you guys lose that one event.

You've got my help for this one!

[digamma]

Thanks Coffee. Where are the other Squids?

[Coffee Warlord]

Power to the Squids!

Keep posting digamma, we're not dolaposting if we go back and forth. :)

[cuervo72]

Well, I helped with the other thread, so it's only fair.

[Coffee Warlord]

Fair's fair in collossal squiddage.

[Fidatelo]

what's this about Colossal Squids now? Cool!

[digamma]

Welcome to the darkside, VPI.

[Coffee Warlord]

Ham for all!

[digamma]

All for ham!

[KWhit]

You guys have a much cooler name than the other team.

[Coffee Warlord]

Gallagher needs to get here already. I need some amusment.

[digamma]

Is he going to perform or just discuss his website? Amusing all the same, I'm sure.

[MrBug708]

Where is everyone?

More Post More Posts More Posts (Chanted to the Chorus of Toga, Toga Toga)

[KWhit]

Originally posted by digamma
Is he going to perform or just discuss his website? Amusing all the same, I'm sure.

By "perform", do you mean sexually?

[Coffee Warlord]

I've kinda lost my taste for sweet loving from comedians who smash fruit.

[digamma]

Good to see you Bug.

My use of the word perform was intentionally ambiguous.

[KWhit]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
I've kinda lost my taste for sweet loving from comedians who smash fruit.

Might as well kill yourself now. There's nothing more to live for once that goes.

[MrBug708]

Fun stuff guys!

[henry296]

time to be fair - one post for each team

[KWhit]

This thread is much funnier than that other team's thread.

[MrBug708]

We lost two competitions already! We need more posts


We need to recruit Mrskippy!

[digamma]

Do I even need to ask if Carrot Top counts as a fruit?

[KWhit]

Well done dig.

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally posted by KWhit
This thread is much funnier than that other team's thread.

But is it cockier?

[MrBug708]

Originally posted by digamma
Do I even need to ask if Carrot Top counts as a fruit?

I always thought he was a little fruity....

[KWhit]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
But is it cockier?


Now that I'm here it is.

[Coffee Warlord]

A little?

[KWhit]

No a lot cockier!


Wait, I'm confused.

[digamma]

Yeah, me too.

[Coffee Warlord]

You posted too fast. That was in response to 'a little fruity'.

But I SUPPOSE you do add a lot of cockyness to a thread.

[KWhit]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
But I SUPPOSE you do add a lot of cockyness to a thread.


Why thank you, CW. Flattery will get you everywhere*.







* The term "everywhere" does indeed mean sexually in this case.

[Swaggs]

Hey fellas...

[Coffee Warlord]

Just be happy I'm bored as hell at work and have nothing better to do than launch a torrent of pointless posts for the Squiddies.

[digamma]

Nice to see you Swaggs.

CW and KWhit...the new Fritz and Subby?

[Coffee Warlord]

Which is which?

[Swaggs]

So, anyone have any new PC games to recommend?

I'm bored.

[cuervo72]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord

But I SUPPOSE you do add a lot of cockyness to a thread.

Carrots add Vitamin K.

[KWhit]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Which is which?

You be Fritz. I hear he's a cheeky beggar.

[Coffee Warlord]

Not Madden.

I've been on a Civ3 kick lately, to be honest.

I haven't seen anything out lately that looks interesting.

[Swaggs]

btw... what happened to kippy?

I missed his banning. I thought he had reformed last night.

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally posted by KWhit
You be Fritz. I hear he's a cheeky beggar.

Did you just call me a cheeky beggar, cocksmoker?

[Butter]

Hey, if you're not allowed dola posts, could someone from the other team come in and dola post everywhere and kill your thread?

Just wonderin'.

[digamma]

I've been mashing buttons on NCAA 2004, but work is boring today so I may try and fire up a game here. Maybe go back to TCY. I guess I use Turbo Texas Hold 'em a lot.
Anyone know of any games on the web?

[KWhit]

I'd rather be a cocksmoker than a smokecocker. I think. I don't really know, though. I'll get back to you on that.

[Swaggs]

They better not! :mad:

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally posted by Butter_of_69
Hey, if you're not allowed dola posts, could someone from the other team come in and dola post everywhere and kill your thread?

Just wonderin'.

I would imagine that falls under the:

"While it would be incredibly easy to cheat in most of the challenges, please don't. This is just for fun."

[KWhit]

Posts are flying around here.

[Coffee Warlord]

And the ham is plentiful.

[Swaggs]

Ham is good.

[digamma]

Originally posted by Butter_of_69
Hey, if you're not allowed dola posts, could someone from the other team come in and dola post everywhere and kill your thread?

Just wonderin'.

I think the other team would lose in that case, because they were the one who dola'd.

[Swaggs]

Mmmmmm..... ham.

[KWhit]

And they'd be jerks too!

[Coffee Warlord]

To all my former FOFC Survivor 1 tribemates:

See what you coulda had on your side? :D

[Swaggs]

I think we can pull away with this one... they are showing signs of fatigue.

[digamma]

Speaking of ham, why is there no good barbecue in Los Angeles? What I'd give for a sandwich from Fresh Air right about now.

[Swaggs]

Speaking of barbecue, why is it vinegar-based in North Carolina? It sucks...

[Coffee Warlord]

There's no fresh air in LA either.

I hate that town with the fire of a thousand hells.

[Swaggs]

On the bright side, LA does have Gary Coleman.

[digamma]

Do you like mustard based, Swaggs?

[Coffee Warlord]

But Galesburg has Gallagher!

[Swaggs]

I prefer Texas barbecue....

[MrBug708]

Originally posted by Swaggs
On the bright side, LA does have Gary Coleman.

The Bright side?


You mean the dull, hazy, smog filled side?

I'm more thrilled with the porn star running

[digamma]

Ham for Gallagher!

[Swaggs]

http://www.paulwalia.actorsite.com/images/best_picture_ever.jpg

Edit: Did I thread kill by breaking out the Coleman/Hassellhoff picture? :(

[Coffee Warlord]

That picture is wrong in so many ways, I can't even begin to start.

Well, yes I can, but I won't.

[Swaggs]

What'choo talkin' 'bout, Coffee?

[MrBug708]

Swaggs, whose your tall friend?

[Swaggs]

I forgot what a young'un you were, Buggy. That is Knight Rider...the most kick ass TV action hero to come out of the '80s. Only slightly less gay than Magnum PI.

[MrBug708]

You missed the sarcasm.....

[Coffee Warlord]

'Course.

Knight Rider and Mangum PI combined don't compare to the badassness that is...

THE A TEAM!

[Swaggs]

"I pity da fool!"

[Coffee Warlord]

I ain't gettin on no plane Hannibal!

[MrBug708]

I Pity the fool



What about 21 Jump Street

[Swaggs]

I had A-Team action figures.

I liked to pop their heads off and put Hanibal's head on B.A.'s body. It was sweet.

[MrBug708]

I was like 5 when a lot fo these shows were in their peak. I caught the tail end

[Swaggs]

Who here thought that Johnny Depp, and not Richard Grieco, would be the big star to emerge from 21 Jump Street?

[digamma]

Awesome picture.

[Swaggs]

Hey digamma....

[MrBug708]

Certainly not the boys from Night at the Roxbury

[Swaggs]

....you need just a few more posts to get to get your posts to [1.00/day].

[digamma]

Magnum PI was probably the best 80s action series, though the A-Team was close.

What's up, Swaggs?

[MrBug708]

Marm is on 7999 posts

[digamma]

I think that is inevitable with this challenge going on, but I kind of liked being under 1.00.

[Swaggs]

Wonder how long you can stick on [0.99/day]. It is impressive...

[MrBug708]

Are we the only 3 on from our team?

[digamma]

If my math is right, I have been a member for just over 700 days so I may have a couple of posts left until I get bumped up.

[Swaggs]

Is Shorty on our team?

[cuervo72]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
There's no fresh air in LA either.


But isn't there a Fresh Prince?

[Swaggs]

hey Marmel!

[korme]

hey shitface

[cuervo72]

http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/famous/mr-t.gif

[digamma]

Nice emoticon, cuervo.

Shorty, are you still drunk?

[korme]

cuervo, soon you will be flying through the ranks in no time and no longer need to worry about changing to #71

[mckerney]

Looks like ESPN.com has put up another collumn about how I'm a bad person for not watching or enjoying womens basketball and soccer.

[digamma]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
cuervo, soon you will be flying through the ranks in no time and no longer need to worry about changing to #71

I'll take that as a yes!:D

[korme]

and the kerney is awake

[cuervo72]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
cuervo, soon you will be flying through the ranks in no time and no longer need to worry about changing to #71

Not if these threads get deleted :)

Though I think I was up to #70, but CW is pretty active today.

Oh, and thanks digamma.

[korme]

slightly digamma, slightly

;)

[MrBug708]

Mckerney, you are a bad, bad man


Shorty, how's the Zima's? Do you think I can spell your last name?!?

[Swaggs]

Do you guys prefer "I Love the 70s" or "I Love the 80s?"

[MrBug708]

I'm barely ahead of Data, Swaggs, Cuervo, and CW

I gotta keep my posts up!

[korme]

this kinda sucks man. i'm missing all of the other FOFC/OOTP/JBL/RWBL action and just keep updating this thread.

Sigh.. the things I do for you guys.

[Swaggs]

damn... Cuervo is on my tail. I need to start a dynasty or something!

[MrBug708]

Originally posted by Swaggs
Do you guys prefer "I Love the 70s" or "I Love the 80s?"


I love LA?!?

[digamma]

Pure gold from Marmel in the other thread...

dola...

Secret plan. I will post in the other thread and get somebody like Swaggs to post right before and right after me, then way later on, I will delete my post, and it will appear he dola posted, which would eliminate him.

Hope they don't read this thread.
:):D

[Swaggs]

I hate Marmel.

He is such a peter.

[cuervo72]

Originally posted by mckerney
Looks like ESPN.com has put up another collumn about how I'm a bad person for not watching or enjoying womens basketball and soccer.

McKendry pro womens sports, mckerney anti womens sports. :)

[digamma]

But I thought we all agreed that Hamm was good.

[MrBug708]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
Sigh.. the things I do for you guys.


The things you do to stay on the island you mean:p


As for RWBL, you still in the league? :D

[korme]

www.homestarrunner.net closed up shop, and it sucked they were talking about how all the guys would try to keep in touch but it'd be too hard without the message board and i was like man glad FOFC doesn't have any problems like that. i know so many people here it's borderline unhealthy

[Swaggs]

I would miss you most of all Shortycrow.

and Marmel least of all...

[MrBug708]

Who would I talk about Days of Our Lives with Shorty?!?

[mckerney]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
www.homestarrunner.net closed up shop, and it sucked they were talking about how all the guys would try to keep in touch but it'd be too hard without the message board and i was like man glad FOFC doesn't have any problems like that. i know so many people here it's borderline unhealthy

:(

[digamma]

Shorty, you realize Cinsinatty is still going to suck in the ZFL, right?

[Swaggs]

I wonder if I am the all time loss leader in ZFL yet...

I rather think so.

[digamma]

Don't worry. Shorty will pass you soon enough. Especially if he drafts drunk.

[korme]

yes i am kyle bug

thanks swaggs

you spelled it wrong, dyjommo

[Swaggs]

digamma

Posts: 700 [1.00/day]

[Coffee Warlord]

Damn that Italian Beef was good.

Back to pointless posting!

[korme]

Originally posted by mckerney
:(

for the record that is a fansite, www.homestarrunner.com is still kickin.

and my chaps are just a tribute

[Swaggs]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Damn that Italian Beef was good.

Back to pointless posting!

You are thinking outloud again, CW. :)

[digamma]

Originally posted by Swaggs
digamma

Posts: 700 [1.00/day]

I hit 700 POSTS! I hit 700 POSTS!

[Coffee Warlord]

Damn that Swaggs is one ugly SOB.

Er.

I like ham.

[cuervo72]

Originally posted by digamma
But I thought we all agreed that Hamm was good.

She did get booted out of Hot Sports Chick Survivor very quickly though.

[mckerney]

I know, but I just wanted another post in this thread but didn't want to use any words.

[Swaggs]

My mom says I'm a catch... :(

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally posted by Swaggs
My mom says I'm a catch... :(

She says that about everyone. Believe me, I know. :)

[korme]

im stuffzed

[Swaggs]

Keep your Italian Beef away from my mother!!!

[Coffee Warlord]

Hey, I'm not Italian.

Anymore.

[digamma]

They are starting to make a come back.

Has Gallagher arrived?

[korme]

holy crap, skippy got banned!!

[Coffee Warlord]

Gallagher is not in the hizzouse yet.

[Swaggs]

I know how to jumpstart our thread.

Get Shorty and mckerney talking about Jason Lee movies...

[MrBug708]

Marm's got some penis envy in the other thread. He's tryin gto boost it up

[Swaggs]

Marm's a post whore. He is just trying to break 10,000.

[korme]

it is jason lee's world and i'm just living in it*

* i have always wanted to use said phrase

[digamma]

How does kippy's banning affect the game? Maybe no elimination this time around?

We should win anyway to protect ourselves.

[Swaggs]

Shorty, are you actually going to let Marmel gain ground on you post-wise?

You need to get fired up!!!

[korme]

then fire me up buttercup

[Coffee Warlord]

They are doing uberdolaposting over there. Even those of us not in the Squids are following the rules here. Nyah. :)

[MrBug708]

I'll be your huckleberry

[digamma]

Marmel and Bee's dola posting over there has to be some sort of illegal.

[Swaggs]

They will have to erase a bunch of the dolas over there.

SHORTY! WHAT TIME IS IT!?!?!

[digamma]

Huckleberries are the signature fruit of Coeur d'Alene Idaho.
(I spent last week there for work.)

[Coffee Warlord]

Ahem? Buggy?

[Swaggs]

nope... we need the CW's posts to help us out...

[digamma]

CW carried us at the beginning. We need all of his posts to count.

[korme]

Originally posted by Swaggs
They will have to erase a bunch of the dolas over there.

SHORTY! WHAT TIME IS IT!?!?!

POST TIME BABBY

[MrBug708]

Dola's are allowed by those not in the tribe

[digamma]

Up to 1.01/day, Swaggs. The horrors. The horrors.

[MrBug708]

CW is gun for hire:)

His posts are helpful to us, but we are less reliant on just him then Solecismic is on Marm and co


Keep on posting CW:D

[korme]

digamma: your goal is 1.5 a day!!

[MrBug708]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
POST TIME BABBY


Whose Babby?

[digamma]

We are slowing down.

Anything going on anywhere?

[Coffee Warlord]

I will NEVER POST AGAIN to this thread! My honor has been insulted!

[MrBug708]

Let's see if we can thurn this into the threadkiller. I mean, we have Shorty posting here already

[KWhit]

I don't want this turned into the threadkiller. It will just get deleted and I'LL LOSE POSTS!

[digamma]

Coffee, if we make MrBug be nice to you will you delete that second post?

[Coffee Warlord]

http://www.coffeewars.org/images/coffee_wars_tmcm1.jpg

[Swaggs]

Way to go, guys... send CW over to the other side...

[MrBug708]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
I will NEVER POST AGAIN to this thread! My honor has been insulted!


By who?

[Coffee Warlord]

Already deleted the dola. Just messin with ya'll.

[korme]

please delete Coffee.

Air Force will throw you the ball ATLEAST 15 times your senior season.

[Swaggs]

Alright guys... quick. Pick your Super Bowl winners here.

[Coffee Warlord]

Cubs!

[MrBug708]

Sheesh Coffee, you had me scared there. You are an honorary member of our tribe. We like you more then Blade


(sorry Blade)

[digamma]

Colts

[Swaggs]

Steelers

[MrBug708]

Cubs have a better chance then the Bengals


I'm picking the Panthers. PAC-10 East!

[digamma]

How about college football national title game?

[Swaggs]

Miami over Oklahoma

[Coffee Warlord]

You guys realize your competition is storming back?

[digamma]

I think Texas beats OU this year. Texas-Miami in the national championship. Miami wins.

[Coffee Warlord]

Colorado over Ball State in the Nats.

[Swaggs]

The way I understand it, dolas do not count, so that should eliminate about half of Bee and Marmel's posts.

[Coffee Warlord]

It depends if dolas from non-tribals count or not.

I'd say no, but eh.

[KWhit]

We need some clarification on the dola issue.

[digamma]

A buddy of mine gave out baseball caps as groomsmen gifts at his wedding. Presented the gifts at the rehearsal dinner. One of the groomsmen had a testicle removed because of cancer. My buddy gave him a Ball State hat.

Poor taste? You make the call.

[Coffee Warlord]

That we do.

[MrBug708]

No one West of the Rockies, but UCLA will beat Oklahoma

[KWhit]

Originally posted by digamma
A buddy of mine gave out baseball caps as groomsmen gifts at his wedding. Presented the gifts at the rehearsal dinner. One of the groomsmen had a testicle removed because of cancer. My buddy gave him a Ball State hat.

Poor taste? You make the call.


What hat did you get (since you had your penis removed).

[digamma]

It would certainly be against the spirit of the rules.

[korme]

Buckeyes over Sooners

back to backers baby!!!!!!!!

--
Bengals over Cardinals in the NFL. I would have said the Steelers for Swaggs, but they are the 2nd root of all evil (to the Browns).

[digamma]

Originally posted by KWhit
What hat did you get (since you had your penis removed).

Ouch.

I think it was a UGAy hat.
:cool:

[korme]

Originally posted by KWhit
What hat did you get (since you had your penis removed).

best. post. ever.

if that weren't quoting someone, that would be a great QOTM but people won't get it.

[Coffee Warlord]

This thread will probably wind up with more than a few QOTM's.

[korme]

perbably

[Coffee Warlord]

Perbably?

[digamma]

Yeah, I missed the quoting reference.

[MrBug708]

Only if someone nominated them.

Most people ignore my quotes. Then again, they suck anyways

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally posted by digamma
Yeah, I like hairy men.

[korme]

Agreed Bug, they suck huge digamma balls

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally posted by Marmel
I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver.

Meow meow meow.

[korme]

digamma, what was your first fofc name.. i used to remember but can't anymore.

'i must be slipping in my old age'

!!EDIT!!

i deleted and reposted bc if Marmel had deleted his post like he threatened, i would have dola'd


SHORTYS A THINKER

[digamma]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord


Only after they have been waxed by the Fab 5.

[KWhit]

Marm's a tool.

[MrBug708]

Well guys, gotta go to class right now

[korme]

fuck off Marm, go sim 3 days or something

[Coffee Warlord]

This post has no purpose whatsoever.

[digamma]

It was always digamma. Then I lost my password and it was newgamma for a while.

[Coffee Warlord]

Neither does this post.

I wonder where Gallagher is.

[KWhit]

Wasting time.......

[korme]

Originally posted by digamma
It was always digamma. Then I lost my password and it was newgamma for a while.

newgamma well that is what i was thinking of

[Coffee Warlord]

Need to pick up the pace of the posts here, kids.

[Swaggs]

Let's name FOFC posters, whose names start with the letter "M," that I hate.

[Coffee Warlord]

What did MylesKnight ever do to you?

[Swaggs]

Marmel.

[Coffee Warlord]

<font size=1>horns</font>Maniac

[Swaggs]

good call...

but I was thinking of Marmel.

[KWhit]

Don't click on that.

[Coffee Warlord]

Okay, I gotta give props to VP for the button.

But yes, don't click on it. :)

[korme]

lets name FOFC members, but here's the catch: the last letter is the first letter for the next person

you follow?

I'll start

WussGawd (next must start with D)

[KWhit]

Dutch

[digamma]

Gotta step out for an hour. Be back around 1 Pacific.

[KWhit]

That was a fun game.

[korme]

hawaii warrior

[Coffee Warlord]

Revrew

[KWhit]

wbonnell

[Coffee Warlord]

lytic

[KWhit]

Bite me

[Coffee Warlord]

Love me

[KWhit]

Do me

[Coffee Warlord]

Rock me

[KWhit]

Jock me

[Coffee Warlord]

Sock me

[korme]

cock me

[KWhit]

Yeah babby!

[korme]

sterlingice

[Coffee Warlord]

Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There

[korme]

gallagher

[KWhit]

By the way, just so we're clear, "babby" was taken directly from Shorty's drunk-induced babby-post from earlier.

[korme]

agreed

[KWhit]

I like movies.

[korme]

i like you

[KWhit]

Cut it out big boy.

[korme]

say what your thinking outloud

[KWhit]

Are you on this tribe?

[Coffee Warlord]

Ya know shorty, I just wonder about you, with the words "spread them" and "sheep" in your sig.

[korme]

i think

[Coffee Warlord]

Therefore I ham

[KWhit]

Where you been, CW?

[Buzzbee]

outloud

[korme]

thank ye coffee

[Coffee Warlord]

Had a cigarette, KWhit.

[KWhit]

Good, we need new blood in here.

(No offense, shorty and CW)

[korme]

offense taken

[KWhit]

That was in response to Buzzbee showing up.