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Ben E Lou
08-26-2003, 12:09 PM
...every time a new user registers. There is a new user, SkyGod at Front Office Football Central

To view their profile, go here:

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=2969

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Marmel
08-26-2003, 12:11 PM
Should I have not registered with that name?
Ksyrup
08-26-2003, 12:26 PM
I guess that rules out my alter-ego Solesqueezemic.
mckerney
08-26-2003, 12:40 PM
Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't notice... :(
BishopMVP
08-26-2003, 12:44 PM
I just thought you were dyslexic.
Franklinnoble
08-26-2003, 01:59 PM
I guess these idiots don't know I get e-mail notification...


... or that you have a pretty short fuse these days. ;)
The_herd
08-26-2003, 02:02 PM
Why is skydog the Sofa King?
Ben E Lou
08-26-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
... or that you have a pretty short fuse these days. ;) Wrong wording. "Fuse" would indicate that I have gotten angry. I was laughing when I banned both skippy and happy. I found both situations quite humorous actually.
Marmel
08-26-2003, 02:16 PM
What about that simperless thread you locked for no reason? :)
JonInMiddleGA
08-26-2003, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by SkyDog I was laughing when I banned both skippy and happy.

Me too. Only five more dwarves to go :)
Franklinnoble
08-26-2003, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by SkyDog
Wrong wording. "Fuse" would indicate that I have gotten angry. I was laughing when I banned both skippy and happy. I found both situations quite humorous actually.

So why not just put them in the penalty box? I mean, yeah, they were annoying, but so are my kids... I don't just kick them outta the house forever. ;)
GrantDawg
08-26-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by JonInMiddleGA
Me too. Only five more dwarves to go :)

Hey! I'm not that short!
Ben E Lou
08-26-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
So why not just put them in the penalty box? I mean, yeah, they were annoying, but so are my kids... I don't just kick them outta the house forever. ;) Your kids have hope of straightening themselves out one day. :D
JeeberD
08-26-2003, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
So why not just put them in the penalty box? I mean, yeah, they were annoying, but so are my kids... I don't just kick them outta the house forever. ;)

I'm pretty sure that they both had Penalty Box time before, and it obviously didn't change them for the better....
GrantDawg
08-26-2003, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
So why not just put them in the penalty box? I mean, yeah, they were annoying, but so are my kids... I don't just kick them outta the house forever. ;)

Because this isn't there house and Skydog isn't their "daddy," nor should he be. If given multiple opportunities to redeem themselves and they over and over again prove they cannot stop trolling, then they should be gone. Period.
cuervo72
08-26-2003, 02:23 PM
Yes, but if there's nothing like a banning to brighten up the day, why not allow them back to be able to re-ban them every now and then? :)
Bee
08-26-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by cuervo72
Yes, but if there's nothing like a banning to brighten up the day, why not allow them back to be able to re-ban them every now and then? :)

Didn't we do that with skippy? :D
Ben E Lou
08-26-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by cuervo72
Yes, but if there's nothing like a banning to brighten up the day, why not allow them back to be able to re-ban them every now and then? :) Actually I told mrskippy that if he wants to come talk to me in six months, I'd consider letting him back on.
Bee
08-26-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by SkyDog
Actually I told mrskippy that if he wants to come talk to me in six months, I'd consider letting him back on.

heh...sounds like we're going to do it again as well. :D
WussGawd
08-26-2003, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by SkyDog
Your kids have hope of straightening themselves out one day. :D

Or maybe not...
Alan T
08-26-2003, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by JonInMiddleGA
Me too. Only five more dwarves to go :)


Shorty never did anything that wrong.. :( Don't hate him just because he is 8!
Silver Owl
08-26-2003, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by GrantDawg
Because this isn't there house and Skydog isn't their "daddy," nor should he be. If given multiple opportunities to redeem themselves and they over and over again prove they cannot stop trolling, then they should be gone. Period.

Skydog, will you be my daddy? :(
Ksyrup
08-26-2003, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by SkyDog
Actually I told mrskippy that if he wants to come talk to me in six months, I'd consider letting him back on.

Great. Mrskippy, the "Pete Rose of FOFC."
Ben E Lou
08-26-2003, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by Silver Owl
Skydog, will you be my daddy? :( SkyDog: If you want to post messages on this board, Silver Owl, you answer me when I ask you, "Who is your daddy?" Who's your daddy, Silver Owl?

Silver Owl: You.

SkyDog: And is this your message board, or your daddy's?

Silver Owl: Yours.
Bee
08-26-2003, 03:27 PM
Does this mean SkyDog gets to sleep with Silver Owl's mom?
Bonegavel
08-26-2003, 03:34 PM
Mrs. Kippy was banned already? Man am I slow.
Ksyrup
08-26-2003, 03:39 PM
Maybe we should have sticky thread that summarizes all of the disciplinary actions taken at FOFC....

Nah. I'll quit while I'm ahead.
Swaggs
08-26-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by JonInMiddleGA
Me too. Only five more dwarves to go :)

Don't forget that we already lost Cocky and Funny, too.
JonInMiddleGA
08-26-2003, 03:51 PM
Thanks Swaggs, that makes four down & three to go :)
Bonegavel
08-26-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Ksyrup
Great. Mrskippy, the "Pete Rose of FOFC."

I believe your analogy is flawed. I'm no baseball fan, but wasn't Rose good?
vtbub
08-26-2003, 04:00 PM
Rose would be more like Horns, Skippy is like Deion.
Franklinnoble
08-26-2003, 04:04 PM
Be careful Franklin. I've been told that some of the things that are linked to on here can cause some work systems to that FOFC is a porn-related site. We DEFINITELY don't need to link to sites that over-the-top.

--Ben
Swaggs
08-26-2003, 04:08 PM
"not work safe" is like saying mrs kippy was "a little annoying."

I will be having nightmares for several years, well into the future now. Thanks Franklin.
Ksyrup
08-26-2003, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by BoneGavel
I believe your analogy is flawed. I'm no baseball fan, but wasn't Rose good?

Yeah, I know. I was referring to the "lifetime ban but you can come back later" thing.
Franklinnoble
08-26-2003, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Be careful Franklin. I've been told that some of the things that are linked to on here can cause some work systems to that FOFC is a porn-related site. We DEFINITELY don't need to link to sites that over-the-top.

--Ben

Sorry 'bout that. Anybody who's morbidly curious about what they missed here, just google "dwarf sex" and have at it. ;)
Alan T
08-26-2003, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Sorry 'bout that. Anybody who's morbidly curious about what they missed here, just google "dwarf sex" and have at it. ;)

I'll pass. thanks though! :)
Ryan S
08-26-2003, 07:31 PM
Way back when we banned Happy and the other one (whose name escapes me) I was getting 5 or 6 losers like this registering a day.

It became routine for me to check the IP of every new user and ban about half of them. Sometimes they were subtle, but sometimes they made it really obvious with nicknames like

BanBlackadar
BanBlackadar2
BanBlackadar3
BanBlackadar4
BanBlackadar5
BanBlackadar6
BanBlackadar7

And so on.....

My favorite might have been "ReichMinisterRyanS".
kcchief19
08-26-2003, 11:00 PM
You know, we have a sko_dog, a SkewedDog and a SkyPig registered, but whatever happend to SkyDong? That was my favorite fake SkyDog name. :)
kcchief19
08-26-2003, 11:05 PM
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=013021
Blackadar
08-27-2003, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by Ryan S

BanBlackadar
BanBlackadar2
BanBlackadar3
BanBlackadar4
BanBlackadar5
BanBlackadar6
BanBlackadar7


Nice to know I still have my fan club. :D
Samdari
08-27-2003, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by Franklinnoble
"dwarf sex"

Shorty got laid?????

Wow, congrats man, there is nothing like your first.

I still remember my first... what was her name???
cuervo72
08-27-2003, 07:57 AM
Gee, "MrSkippey" lasted long :)
sterlingice
08-27-2003, 07:59 AM
Originally posted by Swaggs
Don't forget that we already lost Cocky and Funny, too.

Can Puzzle-y, Curmudgeonly, and Tentaculary be far behind? :D

SI
Ben E Lou
02-11-2006, 03:39 PM
Way back when we banned Happy and the other one (whose name escapes me) I was getting 5 or 6 losers like this registering a day.

It became routine for me to check the IP of every new user and ban about half of them. Sometimes they were subtle, but sometimes they made it really obvious with nicknames like

BanBlackadar
BanBlackadar2
BanBlackadar3
BanBlackadar4
BanBlackadar5
BanBlackadar6
BanBlackadar7

And so on.....

My favorite might have been "ReichMinisterRyanS".I kind of miss the chuckles I used to get out of accounts like these.
Fidatelo
02-12-2006, 10:05 AM
I'd like to reserve the right to create the SkyDork account on my way out of here one day.
JeeberD
02-12-2006, 03:57 PM
Just as long as you let me have "SkyDick"... :D
twothree
02-12-2006, 04:11 PM
Email Address : [email protected]

Did anyone else read this as "sofa king lame" at first instead of "so faking lame"? Or was that just me?
JeeberD
02-12-2006, 04:14 PM
Why is skydog the Sofa King?


;)
twothree
02-12-2006, 04:18 PM
;)

Thanks, I must have missed that reply. Glad to know I wasn't the only one.
kcchief19
02-12-2006, 04:25 PM
Thanks, I must have missed that reply. Glad to know I wasn't the only one.You're just showing off your edit button, aren't you?
Airhog
02-12-2006, 04:38 PM
Im glad no-one has laid claim to skyduck
BYU 14
02-13-2006, 12:03 AM
I am hoping to slip "AtmosphereCanine" by unnoticed.