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bbor
08-28-2003, 02:00 PM
On my way to work today....i am in the turning lane....i look over at the median beside me..and i see a shoe...just 1..not a pair...but just 1 shoe.

Now i am curious.....so at every stop light after that i look to see if there are any other shoes...Sure enough...i stop at 8 lights...i find 3 shoes.Not even pairs..just single pairs of shoes.

WTF??

Who loses one shoe?...and how do you manage to lose them in the middle of the street.

Being in the shoe buisess..this disturbed me..should i be selling single pairs of shoes...for people that have lost 1??
cuervo72
08-28-2003, 02:08 PM
Maybe there are lots of drivers taking aim at panhandlers and the homeless?
EagleFan
08-28-2003, 02:12 PM
Maybe you've found that famous one legged man who's always entering those ass kicking competitions.
Qwikshot
08-28-2003, 02:14 PM
You know what I saw that completely confused me...at the bookstore.

"The Complete Sherlock Holmes Collection, Volume 1."

Now if it is the complete collection, why a volume number, if it is in multiple volume format (I didn't see a volume 2), why call it complete?
Buzzbee
08-28-2003, 02:26 PM
Maybe stoopid Canadiens don't know how to get a rock out of their shoe?
Kam
08-28-2003, 08:13 PM
Mr. Bundy?.....Al?

Is that you?
KWhit
08-28-2003, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by Qwikshot
You know what I saw that completely confused me...at the bookstore.

"The Complete Sherlock Holmes Collection, Volume 1."

Now if it is the complete collection, why a volume number, if it is in multiple volume format (I didn't see a volume 2), why call it complete?


And why do men have nipples?
Fritz
08-28-2003, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by bbor
On my way to work today....i am in the turning lane....i look over at the median beside me..and i see a shoe...just 1..not a pair...but just 1 shoe.

Now i am curious.....so at every stop light after that i look to see if there are any other shoes...Sure enough...i stop at 8 lights...i find 3 shoes.Not even pairs..just single pairs of shoes.

WTF??

Who loses one shoe?...and how do you manage to lose them in the middle of the street.

Being in the shoe buisess..this disturbed me..should i be selling single pairs of shoes...for people that have lost 1??

On a corner in key west I saw a shoe and half a bottle of mad dog. the mad dog is a scooby clue....
KWhit
08-28-2003, 10:28 PM
I think somebody's been drinking mad dog.
T.C.M
08-28-2003, 10:46 PM
Do you sell pairs of shoes, and soon single shoes, because you have such a hard time with spelling? ;)

T.C.M
Draft Dodger
08-28-2003, 10:55 PM
it doesn't confuse me as much as seeing underwear discarded.
bbor
08-29-2003, 12:27 AM
Originally posted by T.C.M
Do you sell pairs of shoes, and soon single shoes, because you have such a hard time with spelling? ;)

T.C.M

Eh,My spelling fine,It's my typing that sucks ass:)
cuervo72
08-29-2003, 07:26 AM
Originally posted by KWhit
And why do men have nipples?

My son asked me that the other night (he's in a major "why" stage). I mumbled that I knew why women had them...