The Marmel NFL Show

[Marmel]

The New York Football Giants are in first place.

[TLK]

and so are the Lions :)

[FrogMan]

OH my God, the world is coming to an end!!! :D

FM

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Marmel
The New York Football Giants are in first place.

The New York Football Giants are still in New Jersey

[JeeberD]

The Cwobys are in last. But I've grown used to that... :(

[Bee]

The. Best. Show. Evar!

:D

[vtbub]

Next you are going to tell me that Bill Parcells is coaching the Cowboys.

[Marmel]

How about these other reasons to celebrate:

1) Patriots are in last place
2) Rams are in last place
3) Warner sucks ass.....still.
4) Cowboys and Eagles are in last place
5) Jets are in last place
6) Parcells is a homo.....still.

[FrogMan]

Originally posted by Marmel
1) Patriots are in last place


Not a reason to celebrate for me. I loved your show for a few posts, but now it's getting out of hand...



:D

FM

[Marmel]

I should make this a weekly feature that talks about the bad things that happen to players and teams that make me happy. :D

[Alan T]

Originally posted by Marmel
I should make this a weekly feature that talks about the bad things that happen to players and teams that make me happy. :D

I am scared to know what the demographics of that show would be :)

[Marmel]

Originally posted by Alan T
I am scared to know what the demographics of that show would be :)

I might even cheer an injury, you never know. :D You want want to miss a single episode though. New Englanders (read: East of the Hartford river and North of Connecticut) would probably be wise to stay away for the most part though.

However, if you hate any of the above mentioned teams, plus:

San Fran
Baltimore
Oakland
Tampa
Warren Sapp
Key-Shaun
Warner
Isaac Bruce
Joe Montana
Bill Parcells
Martz
Billick
Terrell
any of the Eagles out side of McNabb
Deion Sanders
Michael Irvin
Kodos
Ray Handley
Michael Vick
Kurt Warner's wife
etc...

You will surely want to tune in!

[ice4277]

Originally posted by Marmel
Kurt Warner's wife


Truly the definition of a handsome woman. How much were his fumbling problems against the Giants a result of a concussion or the knowledge that if he didn't do well she was going to kick his ass after the game?

[JeeberD]

Hmm, that reminds me. Is Kodos still on his honeymoon? Haven't heard from him since he left for the wedding...

[Alan T]

Originally posted by Marmel


Michael Vick


Guess I am out! I suppose I will be stuck listening to ESPN Radio 1410 instead of the Marmel show :)

[Fritz]

Long time listner, first time caller

Marmel,

Was Parcells this much of a homo when he was with the Giants? If so, is there any residual homo legacy that the team has to deal with? I mean, Fassel looks like he could have a cartigan tied around his neck as he strolls through a sidewalk art fair.

[Marmel]

Fritz, thanks for finally calling in!

Parcells was certainly THE MAN (notice all caps) when with the Giants. He retired a local hero. I think most people were OK with his coming out of retirement to coach the Patriots. They were not a rival of any kind and coaches and even players certainly came out of retirement all the time, right?

But then he turned the Pats into a winner for a year or two and his head started to expand. By the time he took the job with the Jets his head got so big, he suddenly turned into a homo.

Hope that answers your questions Mr. Fritz. Keep listening to WMML and the Marmel NFL Post-Game Show!!!

[sabotai]

"Next you are going to tell me that Bill Parcells is coaching the Cowboys."

I thought the commercial last night with LT was funny. "Now he's coaching for the Dallas Cowboys? I'm just going to sit here until i wake up."

[Marmel]

Thank to you, the fans, we have now surpassed The Troy and Chief Monday Night show in the ratings and are the 2nd most popular NFL show on FOFC, only trailing the Troy and Chief Sunday Show!

In time, we shall rule FOFC my friends!

[scooper]

Am I the right caller? What do I win?

[Marmel]

scooper, please try back later. We are having the call in contest for the nude photos of Warren Sapp all lathered up in the shower room at 3:30 AM, not PM. I know you really want these pictures, so I hope you can be the 13th caller.

[Fritz]

those prizes are always rigged to to friends of the host

[Marmel]

C'mon Fritz, just this morning you were the winner of Donovan McNabb's game worn jock from last night. You sounded pretty excited when you came to pick it up.

[scooper]

Originally posted by Marmel
scooper, please try back later. We are having the call in contest for the nude photos of Warren Sapp all lathered up in the shower room at 3:30 AM, not PM. I know you really want these pictures, so I hope you can be the 13th caller.

3:30 a.m.? OK. You're on speed dial and there's a pot of coffee brewing.

[Franklinnoble]

Originally posted by Marmel
The New York Football Giants are in first place.

Actually, they're tied for first with the Washington Redskins.

[vtbub]

LOSER.

WMML is for embittered Giant fans, kinda like WFAN.

[sabotai]

"Actually, they're tied for first with the Washington Redskins."

Being tied for first is being in first place. :p

[Fritz]

Originally posted by Marmel
C'mon Fritz, just this morning you were the winner of Donovan McNabb's game worn jock from last night. You sounded pretty excited when you came to pick it up.

yea, I know. It was a lot less exciting when I got home and saw a lable stiched to the elastic band with your name crossed out and D. McKnabb written in ball point.

[vtbub]

Don't be silly Fritz, it was Parcells jock

[Franklinnoble]

Originally posted by vtbub
Don't be silly Fritz, it was Parcells jock

It was Jon Gruden's jock... and he wants it back before Tampa wins the Super Bowl and he has to parade down the street in it.

[tucker342]

4 things made this past NFL Sunday good:

1) 49ers won
2) Cheifs won
3) Packers lost
4) Cowboys lost

[Fritz]

you guys are missing the point, it was Marmels jock.

I should have known back at the station. I mean, why would McNabb wear a jock from Baby Gap?

[Marmel]

Originally posted by tucker342
4 things made this past NFL Sunday good:

1) 49ers won
3) Packers lost


You are not invited to my weekly show. GET OUT!