Newlyweds

[SunDancer]

I'm watching this show on MTV, first time. I find Nick really down to earth, and Jessica (I don't care how hot she is) , I would have to shoot in the head after a few weeks with her.

[VPI97]

My wife makes me watch it with her...but I don't really pay attention to the dialog because I'm too busy fantasizing about nailing Jessica in the pooper.




Wait...was that too much information?

[SunDancer]

Originally posted by VPI97
My wife makes me watch it with her...but I don't really pay attention to the dialog because I'm too busy fantasizing about nailing Jessica in the pooper.




Wait...was that too much information?

It's not as gay as I taught it would be. Nick seems like a cool guy, the guy could hang out with (actaully does work himself, wears really street clothes (yeah...they are more of the expensive mall stores, but still).

[Neuqua]

Shouldn't this go in the guilty pleasures thread?

[Rich1033]

The show has its moments. My favorite was when they were sitting together by the pool...

Husband- "hey babe, will you give me a hummer?"

Jessica S.- "huh? you want me to buy you a car?"

Husband- *shakes head* "Nevermind"

The sad part is she was totally serious. That girl is dumb as a rock. That said, Id still do her in the butt.

[Ksyrup]

I've never seen this show, but is this the one with Jessica Simpson? I've seen 4 clips from that show, all of them comments she made, and all I can say is - what a freakin' airhead. Actually, I'm not sure that even begins to describe her.

There was one where she thought canned tuna was actually chicken, since the can said "chicken of the sea." Yeesh.

[BigDPW]

Did anyone see the SNL hosted by Justin Timberlake a few weeks ago... He played Jessica on a skit portrying the "Newlyweds" and he was freaking hilarious... He looked just like her on the show acting like the biggest dumbass in the world... They made so much fun of her essentially quoting lines from the original show...

I am not a huge SNL fan anymore but I did flip by in time to watch about 3/4 fo that skit... Great stuff...

[bigjdotcom01]

That show is like a train wreck for me too. My wife watches it and I cannot seem to turn away. Jessica is so hot. I just find it hard to believe that someone could be so dumb.

[SunDancer]

Originally posted by bigjdotcom01
That show is like a train wreck for me too. My wife watches it and I cannot seem to turn away. Jessica is so hot. I just find it hard to believe that someone could be so dumb.


Same here. What do you guys think of Nick? He seems pretty normal for his fame/fortune