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Airhog
10-21-2003, 01:54 PM
Yo momma is so fat, when she broke her leg gravy poured out


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INDalltheway
10-21-2003, 01:55 PM
yo momma is so fat when she lay on the bay everyone starts shouting, "Free Willy, Free Willy!"
The Afoci
10-21-2003, 01:55 PM
Yo momma is so fat, when we were done, three midgets were freed from the folds!
WSUCougar
10-21-2003, 01:57 PM
Yo momma is so fat, she gets yeast infections between her chins.
CamEdwards
10-21-2003, 01:58 PM
yo mamma's so fat, even Shorty won't have sex with her.
scooper
10-21-2003, 02:00 PM
Yo mamma smells like 40 year old wolf pussy.
Coffee Warlord
10-21-2003, 02:12 PM
Yo mamma so sleazy, she's in the yellow pages under 'rental equipment'
bbor
10-21-2003, 02:16 PM
Yo Mamma has a wooden leg with a kick stand
EagleFan
10-21-2003, 02:20 PM
Yo mamma is so fat that when she lays down flight paths change.
grdawg
10-21-2003, 02:32 PM
Yo mamma got a wig with a chin strap

Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Bee
10-21-2003, 02:35 PM
Yo mamma so ugly...she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Fido
10-21-2003, 02:55 PM
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
klayman
10-21-2003, 03:05 PM
Yo momma is so fat, all the restaurants in town have a seating capacity of 500 or yo momma.

Yo momma is so fat, smaller fat women orbit around her.
TLK
10-21-2003, 03:08 PM
Yo mamma so poor..... I went in yo' house and stepped on a cigarette and she asked who turned off the heat....
Airhog
10-21-2003, 03:46 PM
yo momma every carpenters dream, shes flat as a board, and easy to screw.
vex
10-21-2003, 03:51 PM
Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doin, and she said, "Movin".
JeeberD
10-21-2003, 03:54 PM
Your mother is a sweet woman who cooks the most delicious chocolate chip cookies...
The_herd
10-21-2003, 04:54 PM
Your momma smells so bad, she wore secret, and it told on her.
thesloppy
10-21-2003, 05:42 PM
Yo mama so old she has a subscription to the bible.
maximus
10-21-2003, 05:49 PM
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation
maximus
10-21-2003, 05:50 PM
Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
mtaystl03
10-21-2003, 06:02 PM
Yo mamma's so ugly, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Schmidty
10-21-2003, 06:04 PM
Amateurs.

Yo mama so nasty, she's like a goalie: Only changes her pads every three periods.
maximus
10-21-2003, 06:09 PM
Schmidty..lol...that was nasty... I LOVE THAT!


Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed
MJ4H
10-21-2003, 07:59 PM
Yo momma's so fat when she sits on my face I cant hear the stereo.
illinifan999
10-21-2003, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by JeeberD
Your mother is a sweet woman who cooks the most delicious chocolate chip cookies...

Best. One. Yet.
The Afoci
10-21-2003, 08:30 PM
Yo mamma so big, a foot long hot dog bun and mustard will get you laid.
astralhaze
10-21-2003, 09:48 PM
Yo momma was walkin down Sunset Boulevard with a 99 cent sign strapped to her back.
maximus
10-22-2003, 06:05 AM
OK, last one. :)

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
thealmighty
10-22-2003, 10:03 AM
Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a porkchop around her neck so the dog will play with her.
thealmighty
10-22-2003, 10:04 AM
Oh, damn, I went past "last one." My bad...