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dawgfan
10-21-2003, 02:14 PM
http://www.artgoddess.com/vulva-page.html

Have at it boys - I expect entertaining responses from Fritz, The Afoci and Franklinmobile...
WSUCougar
10-21-2003, 02:18 PM
...and here I thought this was some new UW nickname for the artificial turf at Husky Stadium.

:D
Franklinnoble
10-21-2003, 02:47 PM
What's there to work with here? On a scale of 1-10, this site is about a 47 on the unintentional comedy scale. I can't improve upon material like:

The Velvet Vulva Hat...
pretty much speaks for itself. You can have your head in a pussy all day and no one will be the wiser!
Wolfpack
10-21-2003, 03:26 PM
That was disturbing. Comical, but disturbing nonetheless.
astralhaze
10-21-2003, 03:35 PM
Mulva?
CamEdwards
10-21-2003, 03:38 PM
95 bucks for a velvet vulva?? I think I'll stick with my $49.95 rubberized version.

There, was that what you were after?
dawgfan
10-21-2003, 03:52 PM
I agree, the unintentional comedy of the site is off the charts. Still, I figured there would be some creative smartass comments.

The best I can come up with at the moment is "I got some 'magick' for your velvet vulva"...
Pyser
10-21-2003, 04:43 PM
worksafe?
dawgfan
10-21-2003, 04:45 PM
Well, there's nothing vulgar on the site, though if a co-worker were to see it their reactions would likely range from "What the hell are those?!?" to uncontrollable laughter...
The_herd
10-21-2003, 04:52 PM
The Mastercard comercials are dated, because now they've put a price on everything.

Pocket Vulvas: $65 (picture coming soon)

(Multi-faceted clitoris)

Velvet Vulva big bag with exterior podket: $275

And my personal favorite:

As in life, Velvet Vulvas come in various sizes, shapes, and styles.
astralhaze
10-21-2003, 04:56 PM
Goddamn, why didn't I think of it the first time I saw it. This is the best band name ever!

Tonight:

Mortal Coil & The Velvet Vulva
dawgfan
10-21-2003, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by CamEdwards
95 bucks for a velvet vulva?? I think I'll stick with my $49.95 rubberized version.

There, was that what you were after?

Yep, $95 is pretty high for a personal satisfaction aide, but perhaps the extra $40 for the velvet surface rather than rubber makes it worth it...

What do you suppose this gal's reaction would be if some guy bought one and sent her a thank-you note telling her it's the best masturbatory aide he's ever used?

"The velvet was oh-so soft to the touch and the inner pocket was a great receptacle. I think I might've stained the material though - should I machine-wash this after use?"
The_herd
10-21-2003, 04:59 PM
Does velvet chafe?
Franklinnoble
10-21-2003, 05:10 PM
It might if you happen to be allergic to the fabric.
JPhillips
10-21-2003, 07:34 PM
I gave it a whirl, but nothing beats a vulva bag for your vibrators.


That's gold Jerry, GOLD!