John Galt
10-22-2003, 01:21 PM
Sorry I've taken so long with moderation this time - I've been busy and it slipped my mind. Anyway, some quotes were removed at the author's request and these were added:
On a serious note, does it make me a homophobe if I find it awkward when a Gay River Pirate/Dentist tries to seduce my Dwarf Barbarian?
If I want to blow my load in one shot, this is what I'd do...
A colleague at work suggested Celine Dion. I don't know what song of hers he was thinking of, because I shot him twice in the head before he could tell me. Don't become a statistic.
I will say this has become one of my favorite threads for one reason: seeing John Galt, the forum's analytical, intelligent, measured voice of reason, transform into a raving Yankee fanboy.
Good News!! We aren't even close to being alchoholics!
Sometimes I wonder if FOFC is the leading distributor of alternative sex literature on the internet.
His wife calls him "little bbor" too because of the lack of "capitalization in his handle"...
I'm playing Microsoft Visual C++ Studio. It's this real neato game where I get to do these missions called "@#%@%#^&#$ data structures homework". They're a pain in the ass and not really worth the payoff. However, if I do them all well enough and pay enough money, I get this snazzy little pice of paper that's theoretically supposed to get me a job.
I've found if you don't watch ESPN for 7 or 8 hours at a time, this isn't as much of an issue. Particularly if you don't watch 3 or 4 SportsCenters, which are all covering the same thing.
Normally I would have let her kill the spider, but she promised me a blowjob if I did it myself.
I told them girl that no matter if you sniff or suck she's still blow.
(1 standard ton = 17.3913 standard cheerleaders. But alert QS that the last 3 digits of that aren't significant.)
do tigers usually gnaw at their youngsters genitals too? Not that it happened to Roy... I just need to know for personal reasons.
Any date that ends with a Cleveland Steamer or a Dirty Sanchez is sure to be memorable.
My anus was burning.
I had to register just so I could say "thanks" to Horns, a real Ladies Man.
I think Clooney is great, and I am not even a woman.
What are you gonna do with a girl that isn't more fun than doing it with the fellas?
I tried to have anal sex with my wife the other night and she whistled me for encroachment.
Nice, cool guy to hang out with is bad. First thing you should do when you see her is punch her in the face and light yourself on fire. Instantly you are a Bad, Hot Guy. Your chances of getting laid go thru the roof with that.
I was once involved in a sucking contest. Good Times
Lemme tell ya something. I look GOOD in a leisure suit.
There is no big fuss. I asked a question, got an answer, then everyone reacts and says why is Shorty making it a big deal? If ya'd read my first post, there was nothing inticing about it all, JUST WONDERING.
This thread is a pretty good example of why most of the female vistitors to this board visit as part of their job or as a psychological experiment. This place is the male locker room of Freud's nightmares.
I am so bad with people that when I was young my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street.
I always knew you were fucked in the head but this just confirms the extent.
The butt loving is a special thing shared between a Murderer and his Child Molesting Cellmate. I wouldn't disrespect such and act with my girlfriend. Althought tossing my salad is one of our favorite acts. That girl loves honey.
You realize by keeping an NBA thread on the top, we are pissing off 99.354% of FOFC.
don't get me wrong, I love the small size. my hands and wrists just can't handle it for extended lengths of time unless I have grips.
Gives new meaning to the term "pounding his gavel". Hmmm. I wonder if BoneGavel is a French judge.
I like my zombies slow, shuffling, and moaning.
This quote was not added for obvious reasons:
JoninmiddleGeorgia is an asshole.
As has been the norm lately, most of the quotes are sexual and within that category, most aren't very funny (IMO). Still, I think there were a few good ones this time. I'd love it if the authors of some of the unfunny quotes would PM me to remove their quotes. If people enjoy them, I'll leave them, but I think a little pruning would be nice.
On a serious note, does it make me a homophobe if I find it awkward when a Gay River Pirate/Dentist tries to seduce my Dwarf Barbarian?
If I want to blow my load in one shot, this is what I'd do...
A colleague at work suggested Celine Dion. I don't know what song of hers he was thinking of, because I shot him twice in the head before he could tell me. Don't become a statistic.
I will say this has become one of my favorite threads for one reason: seeing John Galt, the forum's analytical, intelligent, measured voice of reason, transform into a raving Yankee fanboy.
Good News!! We aren't even close to being alchoholics!
Sometimes I wonder if FOFC is the leading distributor of alternative sex literature on the internet.
His wife calls him "little bbor" too because of the lack of "capitalization in his handle"...
I'm playing Microsoft Visual C++ Studio. It's this real neato game where I get to do these missions called "@#%@%#^&#$ data structures homework". They're a pain in the ass and not really worth the payoff. However, if I do them all well enough and pay enough money, I get this snazzy little pice of paper that's theoretically supposed to get me a job.
I've found if you don't watch ESPN for 7 or 8 hours at a time, this isn't as much of an issue. Particularly if you don't watch 3 or 4 SportsCenters, which are all covering the same thing.
Normally I would have let her kill the spider, but she promised me a blowjob if I did it myself.
I told them girl that no matter if you sniff or suck she's still blow.
(1 standard ton = 17.3913 standard cheerleaders. But alert QS that the last 3 digits of that aren't significant.)
do tigers usually gnaw at their youngsters genitals too? Not that it happened to Roy... I just need to know for personal reasons.
Any date that ends with a Cleveland Steamer or a Dirty Sanchez is sure to be memorable.
My anus was burning.
I had to register just so I could say "thanks" to Horns, a real Ladies Man.
I think Clooney is great, and I am not even a woman.
What are you gonna do with a girl that isn't more fun than doing it with the fellas?
I tried to have anal sex with my wife the other night and she whistled me for encroachment.
Nice, cool guy to hang out with is bad. First thing you should do when you see her is punch her in the face and light yourself on fire. Instantly you are a Bad, Hot Guy. Your chances of getting laid go thru the roof with that.
I was once involved in a sucking contest. Good Times
Lemme tell ya something. I look GOOD in a leisure suit.
There is no big fuss. I asked a question, got an answer, then everyone reacts and says why is Shorty making it a big deal? If ya'd read my first post, there was nothing inticing about it all, JUST WONDERING.
This thread is a pretty good example of why most of the female vistitors to this board visit as part of their job or as a psychological experiment. This place is the male locker room of Freud's nightmares.
I am so bad with people that when I was young my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street.
I always knew you were fucked in the head but this just confirms the extent.
The butt loving is a special thing shared between a Murderer and his Child Molesting Cellmate. I wouldn't disrespect such and act with my girlfriend. Althought tossing my salad is one of our favorite acts. That girl loves honey.
You realize by keeping an NBA thread on the top, we are pissing off 99.354% of FOFC.
don't get me wrong, I love the small size. my hands and wrists just can't handle it for extended lengths of time unless I have grips.
Gives new meaning to the term "pounding his gavel". Hmmm. I wonder if BoneGavel is a French judge.
I like my zombies slow, shuffling, and moaning.
This quote was not added for obvious reasons:
JoninmiddleGeorgia is an asshole.
As has been the norm lately, most of the quotes are sexual and within that category, most aren't very funny (IMO). Still, I think there were a few good ones this time. I'd love it if the authors of some of the unfunny quotes would PM me to remove their quotes. If people enjoy them, I'll leave them, but I think a little pruning would be nice.