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terpkristin
10-29-2003, 10:12 AM
[Also posted on HT Transfer Market thread]
Bunch of junk for sale, bidding starts at $5 US each, all end around 1700 on 11.1.03 HT-time

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Carl Morris (listed as winger)
17 years, passable form, healthy
A pleasant guy who is calm and honest.
Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 15 000 US$
Wage: 560 US$/week
Owner: Real Terps FC
Warnings: 0


Stamina: weak Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: inadequate
Winger: poor Defending: poor
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: wretched
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Jared Knight (listed as central defender)
18 years, passable form, healthy
A nasty fellow who is tranquil and honest.
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 29 000 US$
Wage: 640 US$/week
Owner: Real Terps FC
Warnings: 0


Stamina: poor Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: inadequate
Winger: poor Defending: passable
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: weak
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John Deloach (listed as winger)
19 years, excellent form, healthy
A pleasant guy who is calm and upright.
Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities.


Speciality: Head

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 27 000 US$
Wage: 600 US$/week
Owner: Real Terps FC
Warnings: 0


Stamina: excellent Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: weak Passing: wretched
Winger: inadequate Defending: poor
Scoring: weak Set Pieces: poor

Career Goals: 1
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 1
Cup goals this season: 0
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Randall Anderson (listed as forward)
19 years, inadequate form, healthy
A pleasant guy who is temperamental and honest.
Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 12 000 US$
Wage: 540 US$/week
Owner: Real Terps FC
Warnings: 0


Stamina: passable Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: weak
Winger: poor Defending: weak
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: wretched
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Not that I really expect any of these to sell, but maybe there are some gullible newbs out there...
~tk
Desnudo
10-29-2003, 01:13 PM
That sucky winger is the suckiest suck that ever sucked.
Poli
10-29-2003, 01:57 PM
Umm, maybe he doesn't realize he's losing money just by posting them.
MacroGuru
10-29-2003, 02:07 PM
He? Yo Rodney! TK is going to kick your ass. You just called her a guy!!
FrogMan
10-29-2003, 02:07 PM
hmmm, ardent, this is a "she" ;) It's terpkristin of the "I will "%!$%! for a friendly" fame, you've been at see for too long my friend :)

I think she's just being too human with her playing, refusing to fire them until she's been told by the market that they are just what she called them, a "Bunch of junk" :)

FM
FrogMan
10-29-2003, 02:08 PM
damn, Dennis beat me to it... Not too sure about the kick his ass part though, at least not for a few more weeks. She's still got quite a bit of rehab to go through :)

FM
Poli
10-29-2003, 02:13 PM
That's true. Lots of rehab.

[suck up]
My bad, TK. Sorry, I misread your post. I thought you said this was from another team...therefore I assumed the owner was a guy. Not too many females out there in HT, but I'm glad you're involved there and here as well!

[/suck up]
MacroGuru
10-29-2003, 02:14 PM
She can still get you with a crutch!!!
Poli
10-29-2003, 02:17 PM
I'm not hurt anymore. I can move somewhat quickly. :)
daedalus
10-29-2003, 03:13 PM
The question, of course, will be whether or not Kristin will hurt herself in the process of delivering the keg o' WhoopAss[tm] to Rodney. :D
robbgmaier
10-29-2003, 03:24 PM
pretty soon, she will be getting that cast off. then, she will beat you about the head and shoulders until your spitting up plaster
GoldenEagle
10-29-2003, 04:49 PM
Jared Knight will sell.
The Afoci
10-29-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by indoorsoccersim
She can still get you with a crutch!!!

Just like when he started in the Navy!

The song in his head...

This use to be my playground...
This use to be my childhood dream...
sterlingice
10-29-2003, 05:18 PM
Oh, give him a break. He's been out at sea on a boat with a bunch of guys. At that point, everyone starts looking like a guy, I'm guessing ;)

SI
damnMikeBrown
10-29-2003, 05:33 PM
Isn't there a Billy Joel tune like that?

something something Davey,
who's still in the Navy,
because he makes a great ship board wife. . .
la di da diddy da

and so on
FrogMan
10-29-2003, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by GoldenEagle
Jared Knight will sell.

GE, nice attempt at bringing the thread back on topic :D

FM
Poli
10-29-2003, 09:28 PM
I'm lost now. :)
daedalus
10-30-2003, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
I'm lost now. :)You're from Missouri. It's expected. :D
GoldenEagle
10-30-2003, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by FrogMan
GE, nice attempt at bringing the thread back on topic :D

FM

Thats what Im here for, certainly not for my hattrick knowledge. :)
Airhog
10-30-2003, 01:40 AM
someone should buy the players just to make her feel better :D
Poli
10-30-2003, 08:27 AM
I refuse to buy his or her junk. :)
terpkristin
10-30-2003, 04:31 PM
This is GREAT, I haven't looked at the message boards all day, and I find some of the BEST messages related to things I'm reading!!! :)

First, ardent, I accept your apology. I think you not being used to your land legs yet made you a bit out of it in the head. :p

Second, FM, you're right, I'm too human for this game. But hey, it was only 8k to post the players and I'm 400k+ in the black, so I was OK with it. :)

Third, I'M NOT ON CRUTCHES ANYMORE!!! Granted, I'm still not allowed to walk without a big grey walking cast boot on, and only allowed to drive if I wear a brace...and it will be that way for at least another 6 weeks....but it's progress!!!! Then again, I know myself and my crutches are still in my closet.

Fourth, I do have a lot of beer bottles here. Maybe I can use one of those to do some arse-whooping. :D

Edited cuz I hit the wrong button and it posted too early. ;)

~tk
FrogMan
10-30-2003, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by terpkristin
Third, I'M NOT ON CRUTCHES ANYMORE!!!

WOOHOO! and as she starts dancing the happy dance, she falls to the floor only to be rushed to the ER. Diagnosis: broken whatever, the little bone right above the ankle :p

FM
daedalus
10-30-2003, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by terpkristin
Third, I'M NOT ON CRUTCHES ANYMORE!!! Granted, I'm still not allowed to walk without a big grey walking cast boot on, and only allowed to drive if I wear a brace...and it will be that way for at least another 6 weeks....but it's progress!!!! Then again, I know myself and my crutches are still in my closet.Who's volunteering to call Vegas for the odds?