There's Nothing More Serious Than A Rhinoruss about to charge your ass...

[Franklinnoble]

Check out the handle of our newest member... :D

[Axxon]

Oh, I thought you were going to say "except for FOFC losing the QOTM" or something.

;)

[The Afoci]

This is the point where I post waste of time and space posts. ;)

[Maple Leafs]

Could somebody report the source of the "nothing more serious..." quote? It's worth another read, and I don't have the link.

[Franklinnoble]

http://www.dvdforum.nu/forum/index.asp?action=showthread&thread=79002&forum=6#new

[Schmidty]

Originally posted by The Afoci
I am truly hurt by what Skydog said, so I will try to make light of it at every opportunity to make myself feel better. I wish Ben would apologize.

I hear ya, buddy.

[yabanci]

Originally posted by Maple Leafs
Could somebody report the source of the "nothing more serious..." quote? It's worth another read, and I don't have the link.

Purportedly from a chat transcript:

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Fuck am I hard now.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by Schmidty
I hear ya, buddy.

You make me smile.

[Schmidty]

Originally posted by The Afoci
You make me smile.

That's what I'm here for.

[sabotai]

Never gets old...

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by Schmidty
That's what I'm here for.

I am just attempting to boost your ego. I am like the whore who moans.

[Schmidty]

Originally posted by The Afoci
I am just attempting to boost your ego. I am like the whore who moans.

There is no Eggo.

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by Schmidty
There is no Eggo.

Waffles won't get you out of this. Blueberries could though.

Edit: Blueberries will no longer be accepted.

[atatange1]

HARRRRRRRRRR

Sorry. Had to do it.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Kirby Puckett

[mckerney]

Kobe Bryant

[Franklinnoble]

I'm just waiting for Mr. Rhinoruss himself to check in here...