I think there could be a FOFC version of this...

[mckerney]

From AlbinoBlacksheep

(AgentSmith) It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
(AgentSmith) One of these...has a future.
(Randerson) LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
(AgentSmith) How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

Change AgentSmith to SkyDog, Randerson to whoever the trouble maker of the week is, phone to PM, and mode: +m to 'In The Penalty Box' and we could have something here...

[JeeberD]

But then SD would have to retire his Roddy Piper line... :(

[Ben E Lou]

Originally posted by JeeberD
But then SD would have to retire his Roddy Piper line... :( Impossible.

[sterlingice]

I feel the need to point out that this is one of the top quotes on bash.org (it's on the top 50 page):

Linky (http://www.bash.org/?9501)

I love bash. I count it as one of my three sites on the internet that are actually funny as opposed to just stupid.

SI

[Noop]

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

Now that is funny

[Ksyrup]

<Wonderboy> so what you're hacking?
<MastaB> im not a hacker, im coder
<Wonderboy> what you're coding?
<MastaB> Hack tools.

[Noop]

<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
<TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......
<TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
<TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?

<Hynox> Have you actually ever had sex matthias?
<matthias> Ask my children :P
<Hynox> .....
<Hynox> you have sex with your children?

[sabotai]

The Afoci's IRC convo:


<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

[sabotai]

I love this one:

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

[JAG]

Funny stuff SI, thanks.

I liked this one:

<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

[sabotai]

This is a quote from my TFC clan's IRC channel that I added:

(Tennessee) my cousin is fine'
(Tennessee) cinci ownz not cur bout wur leg at but cinci i have stuff there
(Streetwolf) lmfao
(Streetwolf) leg do u know what he just said
(Legnat) rednecks shouldnt have a computer