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Maple Leafs
11-07-2003, 03:26 PM
I have to admit, I didn't expect to type that sentence today.

http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2003/11/05/herring_fart031104

No word on how this affects trouts.
Ksyrup
11-07-2003, 03:32 PM
I have no response to that.
Fonzie
11-07-2003, 03:35 PM
Wow, I never realized how much time I spent talking to myself.

Or to others, for that matter.
dacman
11-07-2003, 03:37 PM
Ffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhh! :p
JeeberD
11-07-2003, 03:39 PM
I wish I had an anal pore... :(
Bonegavel
11-07-2003, 03:43 PM
Wow, imagine the thoughts of the person paying that guys salary as the scientist presents his findings.

Scientist: The last 3 years of research have been spent on the flatulence of fish.

Salary Paying Guy: What?

Scientist: It is really amazing. 2 bubbles means they are ready to, you know, do it.

SPG: How much money was allocated to this?

Scientist: 3.8 million dollars. Canadian.

SPG: [shouting] 3.8 millio--

Scientist: don't worry, that is only $1.35 USD. Not even enough to order a Number 2 combo meal at Dunkin' Donuts.

SPG: Oh, right.
Ksyrup
11-07-2003, 03:46 PM
Dunkin' Donuts has combo meals?
Bonegavel
11-07-2003, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Ksyrup
Dunkin' Donuts has combo meals?

Yeah. Cofee + something. I usually get the bagel dealie with sausage, egg, and cheese. The bagels are bland, but the coffee is the absolute best.
Franklin
11-07-2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Ksyrup
Dunkin' Donuts has combo meals?

I can't decide which is more important news for me... the fact that my 3rd grade science teacher really could talk out of his ass after all, or the fact that Dunkin' Donuts has combo meals, and I never knew it...
Ksyrup
11-07-2003, 03:59 PM
Looks like I have been missing out on more than carbs since my conversion to Atkins. But not much more.
CamEdwards
11-07-2003, 06:08 PM
so what's "farttalk" for "I love you?"
Riggins44
11-07-2003, 06:21 PM
Wow, imagine the thoughts of the person paying that guys salary as the scientist presents his findings.

Often times it's you and me paying their salaries. Looks like this one was done in Canada though.
Bonegavel
11-07-2003, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by Riggins44
Often times it's you and me paying their salaries. Looks like this one was done in Canada though.

Understood, but it didn't fit into my joke. :D
ice4277
11-07-2003, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by CamEdwards
so what's "farttalk" for "I love you?"

'fermp'