YABT (Yet Another Britney Thread) [Archive] - Front Office Football Central

CraigSca

11-13-2003, 06:12 AM

If you watch this video, and it's totally undoctored (fairly ironic), once can only assume Miss Spears has been under the knife about 3-4 times. Is this plausible?

Admittedly, this isn't on par with JFK conspiracies, but it just doesn;t make any sense.

Subby

11-13-2003, 06:27 AM

I don't know what's funnier - Britney's vacilating breast size or the compulsion of people on this board to hurry forward and volunteer the fact that they don't find her attractive.

"Hi. Just in case anyone was wondering, I don't find her attractive."

"I feel compelled to tell you that Britney is not attractive. My sister is better looking."

"I would spank it to Bea Arthur before I would drop trou for Britney..."

"Forget that fact that I have never dated before. I wouldn't touch that trailer park skank with a +5 poleax!"

CraigSca

11-13-2003, 07:05 AM

I agree, Sub. I think she's obviously overexposed (on multiple fronts) and I'm not a fan of hers, nor do I like her music. However, I think by default you have to admit she's attractive.

For all the (unattached) naysayers, I'd love to see Britney show up at your door and have you decline her invitation for a night on the town. Unless of course, you don't think you're cocky or funny enough.

wbonnell

11-13-2003, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by CraigSca
I agree, Sub. I think she's obviously overexposed (on multiple fronts) and I'm not a fan of hers, nor do I like her music. However, I think by default you have to admit she's attractive.

Not here. Nice body I suppose, but her face is unattractive.

For all the (unattached) naysayers, I'd love to see Britney show up at your door and have you decline her invitation for a night on the town. Unless of course, you don't think you're cocky or funny enough.
Wouldn't happen of course.

MizzouRah

11-13-2003, 07:28 AM

I'm with Crag, I think she's quite attractive.

Funny link.....

Todd

cuervo72

11-13-2003, 07:30 AM

Eh, so she's had work done. So has 75% of Hollywood.

Alan T

11-13-2003, 07:39 AM

I have your answer for you...

Remember the old Tennis shoes with the pump? Right before a big game of street hoops, you pump your shoes up for the added "boost" or whatever that crock of a marketing scheme was.....

Obviously she has Reebok breasts...

Ksyrup

11-13-2003, 08:15 AM

I think you have to define "attractive." If you are talking about looks, of course she's got a great body and pretty face. But that's not my definition of "attractive" - it takes the whole picture into account, and when I consider her looks, her stupidity (or obliviousness, either one), and her apparent willingness to act like someone desperate to sell themselves as a sex object, no, I can't say that I find her attractive. I find people like Pamela Anderson, for instance, repulsive. I wouldn't put Britney there quite yet, but she'll be there soon enough, I imagine.

Plus, I've always found the "girl next door" types to be far more attractive than the obviously beautiful ones. Always have.

CraigSca

11-13-2003, 08:18 AM

Yeah, my bad - I was purely referring to her superficial assets. Was not referring to her "total package" at all - I don't think I'd like her, either...but from a purely superficial point of view - she's pretty.

Samdari

11-13-2003, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by Ksyrup
If you are talking about looks, of course she's got a great body and pretty face.

I disagree with the face thing - nothing special there. Most women could have her body if they had surgery and spent thousands on personal trainers. If any of us ever see her face before the hours spent with professional make up artists (which would also improve the superficial appearance of most women) then we can comment, but until then, lets say she wears a nice mask.

sabotai

11-13-2003, 02:40 PM

For the record, I'd hit it.

korme

11-13-2003, 02:47 PM

i would tap into that for sure

Joe Canadian

11-13-2003, 02:49 PM

She's hot...

I actually like the newer "versions" of Britney and Christina better than the the "girl next door" versions. Why? Suprisingly it's not because they are half naked all the time...

They're more "real" than they were before. They speak their mind, and they aren't afraid to say the word "sex" anymore.

Fonzie

11-13-2003, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by Joe Canadian
They speak their mind...

Which, for the most part, sounds like this:

*insert crickets chirping in the distance here*

;)

Samdari

11-13-2003, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by Joe Canadian
She's hot...

I actually like the newer "versions" of Britney and Christina better than the the "girl next door" versions. Why? Suprisingly it's not because they are half naked all the time...

They're more "real" than they were before. They speak their mind, and they aren't afraid to say the word "sex" anymore.

Huh?

Aguilera has always admitted she was a dirty ho. None of this trying to sell herself to the parents by pretending to be a virgin for our Christina.

And Britney speaking her mind about sex so far has amounted to her lamenting the fact that Justin admitted boinking her so that she had to admit she was no longer pure.

Yeah, I'm glad she has added that to our world. Its refreshing.

Draft Dodger

11-13-2003, 07:46 PM

great quote on Fark a couple of weeks ago, that I'll paraphrase.

people argueing about whether or not they'd screw Britney (or insert other celebrity name here) is like bums talking about which caviar tastes better. doesn't matter, because it'd never happen anyway.

oh, and I'd hit it.

Noop

11-13-2003, 08:06 PM

I'd get heads from her empty a clip in her mouth then do her doggy style while she speaks spanish, calling me papi... damn I wish that could happen

Senator

11-13-2003, 08:08 PM

Noop, I have feeling it will happen.

KEEP HOPE ALIVE.

And I don't mean Bob Hope because he is out.

Noop

11-13-2003, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by Senator
Noop, I have feeling it will happen.

KEEP HOPE ALIVE.

And I don't mean Bob Hope because he is out.

I might meet her at the mall one day I'll ask her for a quickie in the bathroom or something. I tried that with Trina she just laughed at me and said " Boi you funny, but I cost to much for you..." I felt bad.... :(

:(

noop

CamEdwards

11-13-2003, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by Senator
Noop, I have feeling it will happen.

KEEP HOPE ALIVE.

And I don't mean Bob Hope because he is out.

What are you, Miss Cleo or something? :)

Senator

11-13-2003, 08:29 PM

Nah. He goes to and plays college ball, wins the Heisman, Britney will be just another notch in the belt.

Noop, have I told you I do agent work as well? Let's set you up!

mckerney

11-13-2003, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by Senator
Noop, have I told you I do agent work as well? Let's set you up!

Hey, that's my line.

Why the hell you think I'm spending so much money to go to college? So I can get some shit job like Cam has? :)

You know I mean that with the highest regards Cam.

oykib

11-13-2003, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by Noop
I'd get heads from her empty a clip in her mouth then do her doggy style while she speaks spanish, calling me papi... damn I wish that could happen

Your quote should have read:

I'd get heads from her empty a clip in her mouth then do her doggy style while she speaks spanish, calling me papi while I spank that ass... damn I wish that could happen

You youngsters...:rolleyes: ... allways forgetting the fundamentals...

Never forget to spank that ass while doing her doggie style.