FOFC Recruits - The Madden Years

[Nyarlahotep]

This is where I will chronicle the exploits of players who have moved on from the NCAA dynasty. So far during the preseason The Afoci has been arresetd for assaulting a she-male stripper outside of a nudie bar and he also held a press conference proclaiming that this year he would finally win the Heisman.

The college careers of these players is located here. (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=294772#post294772)

[The Afoci]

The she-male stripper liked it rough. I will win the heisman. They voters will finally see that I am the greatest player to ever walk the face of the earth.

I would also like to say that all groupies can register with pic and measurements at www.thegroupiesforthegreatestplayerofalltimeTHEAFOCI!!!!.com

[Nyarlahotep]

Here are the regular season records of the teams we care about, as well as that of the team The Afoci is on:


The Afoci: Pittsburgh: 9-7 (made the playoffs)

Katon: Oakland: 7-9

Breeze: Boston: 10-6 (made the playoffs)

Kevin Gunn: Tennessee: 4-12

MrBug708: NY Jets: 9-7 (made the playoffs)

Travis Chicago: 6-10

[Nyarlahotep]

Award highlights:

The Afoci was the NFL and AFC offensive PotW in weeks 6 and 8.

He was also the NFL and AFC offensive ROY. Katon was 2nd in the AFC and 3rd in the NFL.

Travis finished 2nd for drefensive ROY in the NFC and 3rd in the NFL.

[MrBug708]

Any stats?

[The Afoci]

Somewhere on the streets of Pittsburgh is spraypainted, The Afoci is God!

[Nyarlahotep]

Stats will be given following the superbowl.

[Nyarlahotep]

Originally posted by The Afoci
Somewhere on the streets of Pittsburgh is spraypainted, The Afoci is God!

I thought all you had done when the cops showed up was "The Afoci is Go"?

[tucker342]

Oh! Is that what it said? I thought it said "The Afoci is gay!"

[The Afoci]

The taunts come at an expense. If I was to be any less of a player because of a loss in confidence, your miserable little lives would have less pleasure seeing the great The Afoci play a game so effortlessly that you struggle with daily. Don't hate me because I make it look beautiful.

;)

[MrBug708]

Nyar, have you told TA that his career is over? HE called Hilary a babe I think

[Nyarlahotep]

No need to tell him. He can judge for himself when he sees his passing stats for the season.

[Nyarlahotep]

We will pick up with the playoffs once I have gotten the college recruits up to bowl week(s).

[Nyarlahotep]

Just noticed that The Afoci is out for 6 weeks. Maybe the Steelers have a chance after all. All three of our playoff teams are playing this week (in three different games).

[Nyarlahotep]

The 10-6 Pats beat the Jets 20-13. MrBug708 did lead NY with 5 catches for 57 yards.

The Rhinos pulled a minor upset over 11-5 Seatle, winning 16-10. Breeze had a couple tackles.

The Steelers were crushed 30-3 by the 9-7 Ravens. The backup QB made a tremendous effort to play like The Afoci (right down to the three turnovers), but it still wasn't enough.

[Nyarlahotep]

In week two the banged up Rhinos stumble into New Orleans to face the Saints who have gotten pretty healthy with their week vacation. The Saints had the best record in the league at 14-2. Boston charges out to a 3-0 lead and never looks forward as New Orleans scores 30 unanswered points, making the Rhinos this week's Steelers. On a bright note Breeze had three tackles and a pick.

This ends our interest in the playoffs for this season, but I will report the Supebowl results anyway. The Texans managed to pull off the upset and beat the Saints 19-14.


*no need to worry about the pro bowl this year*

[Nyarlahotep]

Season Stats:

The Afoci: Pittsburgh:
passing: 167-354 1617 yards 10 TD 15 INT 52.2 QB rating
rushing: 133 att 1176 yards 5 TD (had a 91 yard run)

Katon: Oakland:
rushing: 3 att 7 yards
receiving: 64 727 yards 6 TD
defensive: 2 fum rec

Breeze: Boston:
defensive: 36 tackles 3 INT 8 defl 1 fum rec 1 TD

Kevin Gunn: Tennessee:
passing: 240-495 2474 yards 7 TD 27 INT 45.3 QB rating
rushing: 94 att -127 yards
defensive: 1 fum rec

MrBug708: NY Jets:
rushing: 1 att 3 yards
receiving: 55 632 yards 3 TD
defensive: 2 fum rec

Travis Chicago:
defensive: 92 tackles 4 TFL 2 sacks 1 INT 3 defl 1 ff 3 fum rec 1 TD

[MrBug708]

2-way!

[The Afoci]

Get me some WR's!

[Nyarlahotep]

Originally posted by MrBug708
2-way!

No, you just like to make sure your team maintains possession.

[Breeze]

Breeze: Boston:
defensive: 36 tackles 3 INT 8 defl 1 fum rec 1 TD

Not bad for a nickel back in his rookie season.

[Nyarlahotep]

This will be starting back up soon.

[MrBug708]

Yay!

[The Afoci]

The game needs The Afoci.

[Nyarlahotep]

We are going to start out with depth charts:

Rob Nielsen: Houston - #2 QB, #3 K, #3 P, #3 KOS

Mike Ritschel: Carolina - #1 TE

Nyar Lahotep: Oakland - #3 FS, #2 SS

JeeberD Mack: Denver - #2 LOLB, #4 MLB, #2 ROLB

Colton Mayes: Cincinnati - #1 HB. #1 3DRB

The Afoci: Pittsburgh - #1 QB

Katon: Oakland - #1 WR

Breeze: Boston - #2 CB

Kevin Gunn: Tennessee - #1 QB, #3 KOS

MrBug708: NY Jets - #2 WR, #4 KR, #4 PR

Travis: Chicago - #1 MLB

[Nyarlahotep]

NOt sure if I ever mentioned it, but the Boston Rhinos were the Vikings and the Mexico City Vipers were the Dolphins.

[Nyarlahotep]

Regular season records:

Rob Nielsen: Houston - (9-7)*

Mike Ritschel: Carolina - (5-11)

Nyar Lahotep: Oakland - (10-6)*

JeeberD Mack: Denver - (8-8)

Colton Mayes: Cincinnati - (11-5)**

The Afoci: Pittsburgh - (5-11)

Katon: Oakland - (10-6)*

Breeze: Boston - (10-6)*

Kevin Gunn: Tennessee - (6-10)

MrBug708: NY Jets - (8-8)

Travis: Chicago - (4-12)

* = made playoffs
** = won division

[Nyarlahotep]

Award highlights:

PotW:
Katon AFC and NFL offensive PotW week 7

Horse Trailer:
The Afoci week 1

Yearly Awards:
None

Pro Bowl:
Katon

[JeeberD]

I will be starting soon...