What to do to AE

[Coffee Warlord]

So I've got AE here at my house right now.

What sick things should I do to him while he sleeps tonight.

All options, no matter how ridiculous, painful, ugly, vile, trout-loving, etc, etc, etc, will be entertained.

[Airhog]

Rewire his alarm clock to go off every hour. Its the least you can do.

Or give him a dirty sanchez

[Craptacular]

Invite Michael Jackson over.

[Coffee Warlord]

Airhog, you're seriously becoming uncool. By the way, it's AE.

[Coffee Warlord]

(CW back)

Michael Jackson IS here already!

[Marmel]

I guess the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy is still in affect in the military.

Hey AE!

[bbor]

Uhhhh.

[Coffee Warlord]

Ahem. Afoci's not here, thankyouverymuch.

[Coffee Warlord]

This just in. AE's pussywhipped.

His cell rings, it's his wife, they talk. They get cut off. She calls back.

"Hey pumpkin, I was trying to tell you you were cutting out. I love you!"

.......Hi Pumpkin!

[Marmel]

AE's new FOFC pledge name is <b>Pumpkin!</b>

[MrBug708]

Our fearless Warboy has a nickname of Pumkin. How.....cute?!?

[Kodos]

[i]AE's pussywhipped.
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I guess that's better than being pistol-whipped. ;)

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally posted by MrBug708
Our fearless Warboy has a nickname of Pumkin. How.....cute?!?

He called her Pumpkin. I can only hear this side of the conversation. :)

[Ragone]

You know.. Military jet fighters get cool nicknames.. i can see it all now

"Tower, this is Pumpkin requesting flyby"

"Negative.. Pumpkin the pattern is full" hahah

[Franklinnoble]

Funny thing is, she meant to call CW "pumpkin."

[Airhog]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
Airhog, you're seriously becoming uncool. By the way, it's AE.

When was I ever cool? You people need to tell me these things :D

[Poli]

note to self:

Watch what I say to my wife when around FOFCers.

Lord only knows what Hulsey could say here. :)

By the way, it was Punkin.

As in, you are a Punk in. :)

Not that it matters much.

As for the military fighter pilots, most don't have that cool of nicknames. From what I have seen and heard from pilots, they're usually given for a less than admirable trait that the pilot has or is perceived to have.



Now if C Dub had only heard what we were talking about in his living room while he was typing all of this he'd really have something to write about. :eek:

[The Afoci]

I just want my restraints back clean this time.

[CamEdwards]

how sweet... was this like an FOFC sleepover?

[MizzouRah]

Someday AE and I need to catch a Rams game!


Todd

[The Afoci]

Originally posted by MizzouRah
Someday AE and I need to catch a Rams game!


Todd

Somebody wants to snuggle.

[MizzouRah]

Originally posted by The Afoci
Somebody wants to snuggle.


Shhhhh.... :)


Todd

[HornedFrog Purple]

If you want to torture Ardent, make him watch football games with two teams running the wishbone. :)

[Poli]

Hey, we ran the double wing last year. That's like an inbred version of the bone. :)

Galesburg was kinda, sorta on my way home this weekend. My wife flew into STL this afternoon, and I got out of class last night. I could have drove home, then back to the airport, or just stop halfway in the Warlord's town and partake of his soda.

Partake I did.

By the way, anyone questioning the Warlord's warlording of coffee need only my testimony.

The man had four, count them, four coffee cups at the computer desk.

He then proceeded to warlord the coffee this morning, claiming the entire brew for himself!

:)

[Coffee Warlord]

I count 5 coffee cups at the computer desk, thankyouverymuch. :)

[Buccaneer]

Originally posted by HornedFrog Purple
If you want to torture Ardent, make him watch football games with two teams running the wishbone. :)

That reminds me. I started to watch the SU-ND game after halftime and as soon as I saw an option play, I stopped watching. :)

[Poli]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
I count 5 coffee cups at the computer desk, thankyouverymuch. :)

It wasn't there this morning. That was your cup from when you woke up. :)

[Coffee Warlord]

Sorry, that makes six, slick. There was one more jammed behind the monitor.

[Poli]

As long as they don't change my title from FOFC Survivor to FOFC Pumpkin, I think I'm safe. :)

[Coffee Warlord]

SKYDOG!

DO IT!