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Airhog
12-06-2003, 02:27 AM
http://www.addictinggames.com/monkey.html

How fast can you spank yours?

380 so far.
MrBug708
12-06-2003, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by Airhog
380 so far.
You can have that record. I dont need Rug Burn there
SlapBone
12-06-2003, 02:31 AM
432

Using a touchpad on a laptop.
SlapBone
12-06-2003, 02:35 AM
451 now
tucker342
12-06-2003, 02:43 AM
I think this was posted before....

I got 351 as my high....
Airhog
12-06-2003, 02:51 AM
yes it was, but who doesnt love a good monkey spanking
Ben E Lou
12-06-2003, 04:03 AM
Yes....This was posted before, but we didn't have the sticky thread back then. ;) Linking.
Schmidty
12-06-2003, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by SkyDog
Yes....This was posted before, but we didn't have the sticky thread back then. ;) Linking.

You'll link this and the "Skydog Feels the Burn" thread, but when I asked you to link the "What the Hell do You Look Like Thread", you just ignored me? Hmmmmmm.....
Ben E Lou
12-06-2003, 04:16 AM
Originally posted by Schmidty
You'll link this and the "Skydog Feels the Burn" thread, but when I asked you to link the "What the Hell do You Look Like Thread", you just ignored me? Hmmmmmm..... Hmmmm...I must have missed that. I don't read every thread. Can you bump it?
Schmidty
12-06-2003, 04:21 AM
Originally posted by SkyDog
Hmmmm...I must have missed that. I don't read every thread. Can you bump it?

I think I sent a PM to you about it a week or so ago. Anyway, I'll bump the thread.

By the way, sorry for how grumpy I've been lately. Too much work, lack of sleep, and cramming for finals are taking their toll.
Ben E Lou
12-06-2003, 04:30 AM
No prob. Linked.

FYI, I don't remember the PM at all, but there have been a few times when I've gotten them and been in the middle of something, and forgot to get back to the person. I'm guessing that is what happened on this one.
Travis
12-06-2003, 04:56 AM
Is 605 mph a bad thing? (http://members.shaw.ca/telkin/605.JPG)

edited for improved spanking
Ragone
12-06-2003, 05:33 AM
I got 1047 mph.. just up your mouse speed :)
SlapBone
12-06-2003, 10:29 AM
Got up to 583
The Afoci
12-06-2003, 11:04 AM
532. My girlfriend thinks I am fast.
Airhog
12-06-2003, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by The Afoci
532. My Blow-Up Doll thinks I am fast.
How did you get her to talk?
The Afoci
12-06-2003, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Airhog
How did you get her to talk?

$50 add on. $150 more for her to call you small.
Airhog
12-06-2003, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by The Afoci
$50 add on. $150 more for her to call you small.

Tiny, not small
The Afoci
12-06-2003, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by Airhog
Tiny, not small

Tiny for $250. The more degrading, the more expensive. She is a bad doll.
Airhog
12-06-2003, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by The Afoci
Tiny for $250. The more degrading, the more expensive. She is a bad doll.

Even if its true? Ill just stick with my crawfish with lasers instead of claws(tm) sex toy. Sure its a bit dangerous ,but if it wasnt, it wouldnt be fun.
The Afoci
12-06-2003, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Airhog
Even if its true? Ill just stick with my crawfish with lasers instead of claws(tm) sex toy. Sure its a bit dangerous ,but if it wasnt, it wouldnt be fun.

That is true. There is nothing like the smell of burnt pubes from a horrible accident that nearly took off your sack. It is something you can sit around the Christmas Dinner Table and laugh with your grandparents around. Grandpa compares it to the time he tried to have sex with a badger.
Airhog
12-06-2003, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by The Afoci
That is true. There is nothing like the smell of burnt pubes from a horrible accident that nearly took off your sack. It is something you can sit around the Christmas Dinner Table and laugh with your grandparents around. Grandpa compares it to the time he tried to have sex with a badger.

Ah the joys of drinking moonshine turkey. Your eyes will glaze right over. Although in my grandpappies case, it was a beaver he tried to have sex with. Even after all these years, you can still make out the teeth marks on his ass. Fun times
The Afoci
12-06-2003, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Airhog
Ah the joys of drinking moonshine turkey. Your eyes will glaze right over. Although in my grandpappies case, it was a beaver he tried to have sex with. Even after all these years, you can still make out the teeth marks on his ass. Fun times

To explore life in an inebriated state can lead to the discovery that you love animals more than your left hand. That can really mess with you.
Airhog
12-06-2003, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by The Afoci
To explore life in an inebriated state can lead to the discovery that you love animals more than your left hand. That can really mess with you.

Yeah, especially when those animals have been dead for several days. Gives a whole new meaning to road kill.
ice4277
12-06-2003, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by The Afoci
$50 add on. $150 more for her to call you small.

How much for the 'colossal' add-on?
Easy Mac
12-06-2003, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by Airhog
who doesnt love a good monkey spanking

I know your wife does. That way she doesn't have to waste 2 minutes of her day on you.
Airhog
12-06-2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by Easy Mac
I know your wife does. That way she doesn't have to waste 2 minutes of her day on you.

Well your wrong their bud, it only takes her 15 seconds.