Line of the year--by Bill Simmons (Who Else)

[LastWhiteSoxFanStanding]

From Espn's Bill Simmon's column:

" That reminds me, wouldn't "Inside the NFL" be infinitely more entertaining if Peter King strolled onto the set saying, "Good afternoon, everyone," and Costas and the gang screamed out, "Norm!"? "

[Easy Mac]

I'm partial to this line:

"So, Paris Hilton has an explicit sex tape leaked on the Internet, followed by her appearance in a contrived reality-TV show that really isn't even that funny ... and she becomes a big star. And I guess my question is this: Is there any chance that this formula could catch on? Couldn't this give Tara Reid some ideas?"

I'm glad I'm not the only one wondering how this anorexic, ugly, stupid, talentless ho is now a star... It really gives hope to all the girls we used to date who ended up flunking out of college because they became coke whores... wait, did that only happen to me.


And this is classic for all the X-files people like me:

"Hey, whatever happened to the Bermuda Triangle? Is it full? Did it retire? Did it swallow itself?"

Seriously, the Triangle was huge when I was a kid, and then it just disappeared.

[Franklinnoble]

I heart Bill Simmons.

[mckerney]

Originally posted by Easy Mac
Seriously, the Triangle was huge when I was a kid, and then it just disappeared.

Along with quick sand. When I was little I was sure that there was at least a 30% chance I would be killed by accidently stepping in quick sand by age 16.