This can't possibly be...

[hukarez]

...is it my imagination, or has 'Carrot Top' been working out? That, or he's wearing a faux-torso thing.

(Reference: Tonight Show skit, doing his usual items out of the trunk bit)

[Die Hand die Verletzt]

I dunno, I don't really spend much time contemplating Carrot Top's physique.

:D

[hukarez]

I remember him from the commercials....what was it, 10-10-56234? Some kind of phone commercials. Aside from his distinct red hair, I recall him being scrawny-esque.

That blue spandex-esque long sleeve garment pretty much emphasized his biceps when he was doing his act. I've never seen attire so strange since the introduction of the Bronco's new uniforms long ago.

Unless he's spent the past few months or so bench pressing, I know there's something oddly different about him.

[Wasabiak]

Actually, i remember seeing him on the best damn sports show about a year ago, he had a tank top on, and he had some pipes on him then.

[mckerney]

Would I be correct in guessing that he's still not funny though?

[Suicane75]

He was on Howard Stern about a month ago and he is indeed ripped.

[WussGawd]

Originally posted by mckerney
Would I be correct in guessing that he's still not funny though?

I think you can always take this as a given. Let's face it, when you start appearing on 800-Call-ATT commercials, it's a clear sign that your career was over some time ago.

[ahbrady]

Originally posted by WussGawd
I think you can always take this as a given. Let's face it, when you start appearing on 800-Call-ATT commercials, it's a clear sign that your career was over some time ago.

I don't know about that. Alf is on a phone commercial, and we all know he is at the peak of his career.

[WussGawd]

Originally posted by ahbrady
I don't know about that. Alf is on a phone commercial, and we all know he is at the peak of his career.

:D

Where's the QOTM feature when you need it?

[The_herd]

I couldn't believe 1-800-COLLECT landed Alf and Hulk Hogan for the same commercial. That's some incredible star power there. 2 entertainers in the prime of their careers.

[WussGawd]

dola.

As further evidence of my assertion, I submit Emmitt Smith, who did a phone commercial with Alf, and then got signed by the Cards, where he spent most of the season on the bench.

[hukarez]

Let's not forget Mike Piazza! Didn't that 'Stamos' guy from "Full House" do one too? Or was that another?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally posted by hukarez
Let's not forget Mike Piazza! Didn't that 'Stamos' guy from "Full House" do one too? Or was that another?

John Stamos does commercials for 10-10-987. Piazza was 1-800-COLLECT, as were Alf, Hulk Hogan, Emmitt Smith, and now Jaime Pressly. As far as 1-800-CALL-ATT, that would be Carrot Top, D.L. Hughley, and David Arquette.

[RedKingGold]

Thats some pretty good research!

[Pumpy Tudors]

Uh? Research? You mean I'm the only person who just plain REMEMBERS all that?

[SackAttack]

Pumpy Tudors is one bad mofo.

[hukarez]

I'm wholly impressed! :)

[Bearcat729]

I've come to the belief that every time I have to see John Stamos on TV I should get 15 minutes with his wife.


Sounds like a fair trade to me

[JeeberD]

My girlfriend mentioned that he had some nice arms on him. I think it's time to dump her ass... :D