Cross game moments and a new FOFC game.

[Axxon]

I just had one. I am playing CM03/04 as Hull City. Man, talk about taking candy from a baby. I honestly think without much effort this team can win the third division with it's backups.

Anyway, I have a super talented left winger Stuart Elliott. I'm playing a rare close game. I'm up 1-0, using my backup goalkeeper and am generally under a lot of pressure. Elliott gets a breakaway down the left wing and had a wide open Danny Allsopp in front of goal. I felt the insurance goal coming but Elliott uncorked a horrible pass right to a defender.

I yelled out, in character voice, "Elliott, you IDIOT!!". :)

Now I can't get this out of my mind.

Now, the game. Who will be the first to name the game this is from?

I'm thinking a cool game would be to quote game lines and have the rest of us name the game.

I just started. :)

[rkmsuf]

"Prepare to Qualify"

[Axxon]

No, first you guess the previous one then you get to pick a new one.
:)

Oh, I know I know this this one but I can't remember right now. I hate this game and I suggested it.

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

JA2

[rkmsuf]

I don't know yours but was giddy with excitement...

[Axxon]

FargoFreez got it.

[Axxon]

I've prepared to qualify many times. I know it, but damn I can't recall which game. Aaargh. :)

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

And give me a little bit to think of a new one.

[Fido]

I've prepared to qualify many times. I know it, but damn I can't recall which game. Aaargh. :) Pole Position

[Axxon]

Of course!!!!

[rkmsuf]

Pole Position

bingo...

[rkmsuf]

I've prepared to qualify many times.

And a new euphemism is born...

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

"Ooo baby, I like the way you. . .move."

[Axxon]

And a new euphemism is born...

Touche!!! :)

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Just to let you all know, this quote is from my all-time "fav" game.

[Axxon]

Is it from the Leisure Suit Larry series???

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

No.

[rkmsuf]

"Ooo baby, I like the way you. . .move."

Dance Dance Revolution?

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Ughhh, can I do this?

Is it from the Leisure Suit Larry series???
No, but warmer.

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Let me know if/when a hint should be thrown out. I don't want to hold the game up based on something maybe only I think is a reasonable quote.

[rkmsuf]

"Ooo baby, I like the way you. . .move."

Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers

That was a stupid one...way too obscure...

[Axxon]

I think the warmer thing is totally acceptable and it's my game. :)

Let's give it more time before we throw out hints though.

[Axxon]

Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers

That was a stupid one...way too obscure...

Oh, and lets not insult someone when providing the correct answer. If you knew it then it couldn't be too obscure to you. :)

[rkmsuf]

Oh, and lets not insult someone when providing the correct answer. If you knew it then it couldn't be too obscure to you. :)

Sorry poor choice of words...

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers

That was a stupid one...way too obscure...
Thanks for your opinion. What's more in-line? Just for your sake.

[Axxon]

It's rkmsuf's serve. :)

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Boy, mix in a few certain FOFCers and these games are sho' fun. :(

[rkmsuf]

Thanks for your opinion. What's more in-line? Just for your sake.

Take it easy...let's all not get on edge.

I thought it a poor choice to get the game going that's all since very few people would get it.

Like I said stupid is not the appropriate verbage...

[rkmsuf]

Here's the next one...

"&$@#^$%$#"

[Axxon]

People please, this isn't the video game draft thread.

Now, rkmsuf, pick a real one. :)

[rkmsuf]

Here's the next one...

"&$@#^$%$#"

that is one...and so this doesn't become a morass of negativity I apologize for terming Fargo's selection stupid. I get so emotional over these quotes...

[Maple Leafs]

Here's the next one...

"&$@#^$%$#"
Q-Bert.

[Maple Leafs]

People please, this isn't the video game draft thread.If McKerney finds out about it, it will be.

[Axxon]

that is one...

OH, Duke Nukem 3D??

[Axxon]

If McKerney finds out about it, it will be.

Heh.

[rkmsuf]

Q-Bert.

The Leaf scores!!!

[Maple Leafs]

An easy one:

"Warrior needs food, badly."

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

The search engine probably wouldn't have worked on that one, eh rkmsuf?

[Axxon]

The Leaf scores!!!

Wow, I remember saying that a lot when I played. I didn't realize it was in the game. :)

[rkmsuf]

The search engine probably wouldn't have worked on that one, eh rkmsuf?

I admit to nothing...wink...

[Axxon]

An easy one:

"Warrior needs food, badly."

Gauntlet

[rkmsuf]

An easy one:

"Warrior needs food, badly."

Gauntlet


edit...crap

[Maple Leafs]

It's Axxon by a nose...

[Axxon]

Whew. Give me a second on the next one.

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Only if a nose is a minute long. Sounds like Pinochio's nose.

[Axxon]

I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin second and fate shovels shit in my face.

[Axxon]

Only if a nose is a minute long. Sounds like Pinochio's nose.

Unlike Pinocchio my nose isn't longer than my dick.

[Axxon]

and I have a big nose.

[Vince]

Max Payne

[Vince]

And for the new one...

"You spoony bard!"

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Damn it! I knew I spelled Pinocchio wrong!! :)

[Fido]

I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin second and fate shovels shit in my face.GTA: VIce City

[Axxon]

But max payne is wrong Vince. Sorry.

[Axxon]

GTA: VIce City

Fido's turn. Good job.

[rkmsuf]

But max payne is wrong Vince. Sorry.

The confidence is impressive though...

[Coffee Warlord]

FF2!

[Axxon]

Damn it! I knew I spelled Pinocchio wrong!! :)

:)

[Fido]

And for the new one...

"You spoony bard!"
Is that FF 2?

[Vince]

Damn it...that's right.

Ah well, one of the all-time great video game lines is in there now. And yes, Final Fantasy 2 (which is in reality 4) is correct for my line.

[Axxon]

Fido, you simply can't keep on answering without suggesting one yourself. You need to feel FargoFreez's impatience too. :)

[Fido]

Fido's turn. Good job.
"D'ya like haggis?"

[Fido]

Fido, you simply can't keep on answering without suggesting one yourself. You need to feel FargoFreez's impatience too. :)
Sorry...I thought I was wrong so I tried jumpng back in :)

[Axxon]

Warcraft II???

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Here's a little "side" trivia. Coming from a controversial game:

"Nobody listens."

[Fido]

Warcraft II???yup

[Axxon]

Here's a little "side" trivia. Coming from a controversial game:

"Nobody listens."

FOFC Video Game Character Draft????

[rkmsuf]

Here's a little "side" trivia. Coming from a controversial game:

"Nobody listens."

I know, I know...the instant FOFC classic: Draft Your Own Video Game Character 2004...

edit...again with the minute thing...

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

*winner*

:)

Edit..by a horse's head, Axxon wins!!!

[Axxon]

One of my favorites.

"Leave me alone. I'm busy."

[TargetPractice6]

Half Life?

[Axxon]

Nope.

[Axxon]

Come on Fargo, you should know this one.

[Fido]

One of my favorites.

"Leave me alone. I'm busy."
Jagged Alliance?

[Axxon]

very warm.

[Fido]

very warm.JA : DG?

[Axxon]

Yep. Fido's turn. :D

[Fido]

Yep. Fido's turn. :D
"Somebody set us up the bomb."

[TargetPractice6]

Zero Wing

[Axxon]

Fidel said it. I do believe he's the only squad member in any game I've ever played I've actually killed myself and it's because he wouldn't move. Just kept saying this and he was blocking the only path to my brother's army.

I don't get to play games with my brother very often and this make s this a very memorable quote to me. We laughed our asses off and I'm not sorry I fragged Fidels sorry butt. :)

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

I go to make a couple of chimichangas and you sneak that by me.

Bastard! :mad:

[Axxon]

I knew you knew it Fargo. I tried to give you a chance. Hope the food is good at least. :)

[Fido]

Zero Wing yup

[Axxon]

It's TargetPractice6's turn I believe.

[TargetPractice6]

I can't really think of a good one right now...

"Thank you, Mario. But our princess is in another castle."

Carry on :)

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Since TP6 isn't showing, can I make a quote for him? :D

[Axxon]

Well, you missed it by a nose Fargo. :)

[TargetPractice6]

Haha! :D

[Axxon]

Since I don't play mario games, I guess I won't be going next. :)

[Fido]

I can't really think of a good one right now...

"Thank you, Mario. But our princess is in another castle."

Carry on :)Is that SMB 3?

[TargetPractice6]

Nope.

[Axxon]

WAG time. SMB2???? :D

[Vince]

Super Mario Brothers.

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

You mean, we're actually suppose to answer that one???

That's Toad from the original Mario Bros.

[Axxon]

WAG time. SMB2???? :D

Damn, I feel so Price is Right dirty right now. :D

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Damn it!!! I need a quicker connection.

[TargetPractice6]

Vince, you're up.

[Axxon]

You mean, we're actually suppose to answer that one???

That's Toad from the original Mario Bros.

Well, yes, we are. Considering that others missed it, seems fair. He didn't say it was on the level of "Ooo baby, I like the way you. . .move." did he? ;)

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

I seriously thought he was kidding there. He said "Carry on" with a smiley. No offense was intended. My bad.

[Axxon]

Damn it!!! I need a quicker connection.

Missed it by that much, but that's another game alltogether. :)

[Vince]

:) Had to atone for the previous gaffe. Like FargoFreeze, wasn't sure if that was real...

A little obscure, but from one of my favorite older games...

"Onett is famous for roadblocks!"

[TargetPractice6]

I said "Carry on" because I thought it was a gimme.

[Axxon]

I seriously thought he was kidding there. He said "Carry on" with a smiley. No offense was intended. My bad.

None taken by me my friend thus the sly wink smiley. Like I said, hell would have frozen over before I'd have gotten it.

[Axxon]

:) Had to atone for the previous gaffe. Like FargoFreeze, wasn't sure if that was real...

A little obscure, but from one of my favorite older games...

"Onett is famous for roadblocks!"

Interstate '76???

[Axxon]

or Autoduel???

[Vince]

Ok, not that old. :)

[Axxon]

I "heart" autoduel and it's the one game I want remade right now. :)

[Axxon]

On and off topic: Stuart Elliott just signed a new 3 year deal with me. Maybe he's not as much an idiot as I first thought. :)

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Where's rkmsuf when you need him?

[Axxon]

Where's rkmsuf when you need him?

Uhm, when would that be exactly.

WAIT...

Don't ask, don't tell.

Nevermind.

:)

[Vince]

Ok...slowing down...it's an RPG.

[Fido]

:) Had to atone for the previous gaffe. Like FargoFreeze, wasn't sure if that was real...

A little obscure, but from one of my favorite older games...

"Onett is famous for roadblocks!"
Earthbound?

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

google

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Nevermind. Looks like we have a new guess.

[sabotai]

EARTHBOUND! Damn it. I've been trying for awhile to go through mentally all of the RPGs I have played (I knew it was an RPG...just couldn't place it). I didn't get to that one yet. :)

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Is Earthbound "it" then?

[Fido]

Is Earthbound "it" then?
In case it is...

"I love the taste of elf blood in the morning"

[sabotai]

Yes. I'm reasonbly sure that Earthbound is it (unless I'm confusing it with another RPG.)

[Axxon]

Is Earthbound "it" then?

You googled so you know damned well it is. I googled it too but didn't ruin it for the guy who remembered it nor did I question the guy who got it. It's a damned game.

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Oh yes!!

[Axxon]

thank you. :)

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

You googled so you know damned well it is. I googled it too but didn't ruin it for the guy who remembered it nor did I question the guy who got it. It's a damned game.
Whuh?

[sabotai]

In case it is...

"I love the taste of elf blood in the morning"
I don't know so I'll throw a guess out there. Icewind Dale?

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

The thread was dying so I "hinted" that someone should cheat.

[Axxon]

Whuh?

Hey, I'm not the one who said "google" cough. You were. I already knew the answer via google but didn't try to use this knowledge as my own or use my own skills againsy someone who got it. Once you said "google" cough, I figured you had seen what I saw and was insinuating that's how he got it. If I'm wrong then I apologize. It just seems too convenient on first glance.

[Axxon]

The thread was dying so I "hinted" that someone should cheat.

I'll buy that and I'll apologize. I do google the answers but would never post those answers. I wasn't sure what you were saying. Sorry.

[Fido]

I don't know so I'll throw a guess out there. Icewind Dale?Much newer than that...equally obscure though

[sabotai]

Guess #2: Morrowind

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Hey, I'm not the one who said "google" cough. You were. I already knew the answer via google but didn't try to use this knowledge as my own or use my own skills againsy someone who got it. Once you said "google" cough, I figured you had seen what I saw and was insinuating that's how he got it. If I'm wrong then I apologize. It just seems too convenient on first glance.
I apologize for posting three minutes late. Next time I open up a thread and have to go to the bathroom thereafter I'll just piss all over my keyboard.

[Axxon]

Don't start with me FargoFreez. I already apologized I'm not kissing your ass. :) I'll give you credit that you were pissing during my apology but don't push it.

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

No, no, no. I was taking a leak while Fido guessed Earthbound. This is becoming too trivial.

[sabotai]

Trying to decide if this is a game thread or the Axxon and FargoFreez Soap Opera thread...that's a tough one.

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Trying to decide if this is a game thread or the Axxon and FargoFreez Soap Opera thread...that's a tough one.
Hey sabotai! I saved your life! How dare you fool around with my wife behind my back!!

[Axxon]

Both of my threads were within one minute of each other. One accusatory, one apologetic. Fargo posted 2 minutes after my latest one protesting that I was wrong and even though I once again posted that this wasn't what I meant he continued as if he was hurt. Who is being more honest here????

I can only apologize once.

[Axxon]

Hey sabotai! I saved your life! How dare you fool around with my wife behind my back!!

Screw your wife she's my woman. Sabotai, you die BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sabotai]

Hey sabotai! I saved your life! How dare you fool around with my wife behind my back!!
It wasn't me. You've been misled. And I got news for you. Your wife is pregnant...but it's not your's. A simple blood test will show that she is having Axxon's baby. Now if you don't mind, I have to go plan my revenge on my half-brother who has twice tried to kill me and in order to save myself one of those times, I was forced to fake my own death.

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Both of my threads were within one minute of each other. One accusatory, one apologetic. Fargo posted 2 minutes after my latest one protesting that I was wrong and even though I once again posted that this wasn't what I meant he continued as if he was hurt. Who is being more honest here????

I can only apologize once.
Have I reached 400 posts yet???

[sabotai]

Screw your wife she's my woman. Sabotai, you die BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Just then, Axxon's 4th and current wife walks in after hearing him say Fargo's wife was his woman. Blank look on everyone's face and fade to commercial*

[Axxon]

Have I reached 400 posts yet???

No, but if you lend me your wife for another few weeks you'll be there no sweat.

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

Is this a new game or what!?!?

[Axxon]

*Just then, Axxon's 4th and current wife walks in after hearing him say Fargo's wife was his woman. Blank look on everyone's face and fade to commercial*

As long as she had a blank look AND no butcher knife in her hand I'm not sweating it...yet. :)

[Axxon]

Good question Fargo, one can never really be sure on FOFC. :)

[FargoFreez aka fof playa]

It wasn't me. You've been misled. And I got news for you. Your wife is pregnant...but it's not your's. A simple blood test will show that she is having Axxon's baby. Now if you don't mind, I have to go plan my revenge on my half-brother who has twice tried to kill me and in order to save myself one of those times, I was forced to fake my own death.
So what you're telling me is that my wife was having an affair with a man who fell 50 stories to his death. A death that should have been your own, but wasn't? Damn you!

[Vince]

Sorry guys, had to step out. Yes, Earthbound was the answer, which you seem to have deduced already :) Back to your bickering.

[rkmsuf]

Uhm, when would that be exactly.

WAIT...

Don't ask, don't tell.

Nevermind.

:)

As far as I can tell as long as I don't use the word "stupid" I'm safe...