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Draft Dodger
02-01-2004, 10:22 PM
so, luckily the streaker wasn't carrying a bomb or anything...I mean, how does a naked person get onto the field with security like the Super Bowl has???
miami_fan
02-01-2004, 10:23 PM
Where exactly would he have carried that bomb.....uh I don't want to know :p
tucker342
02-01-2004, 10:30 PM
in his as.... oh wait you didn't want to know...:D
JeffNights
02-01-2004, 11:35 PM
On the streakers website it said he would be wearing a tearaway refs outfit.....and at the beginning of the 3rd quater, he coulda acted like he was ref joggin back onto the field? just a thoery, feel free to blow it apart.
Peregrine
02-01-2004, 11:42 PM
Well it makes sense that a naked person would be more likely to be able to get onto the field, after all they're the lowest priority in a search, they don't have any weapons, aren't trying to smuggle any bombs, illegal alcohol, or, worst of all, any props for a TD celebration in... :)
EagleFan
02-01-2004, 11:49 PM
worst of all, any props for a TD celebration in... :)
But they could become a prop for a touchdown celebration...
Blade6119
02-02-2004, 12:10 AM
already a thread bout it(check out the "how much would it cost" thread)
Tekneek
02-02-2004, 05:34 AM
But they could become a prop for a touchdown celebration...
This made me think about a pack of strippers suddenly jumping out of their seats and dancing with the goalpost as part of a touchdown celebration. The guy could then pull a wad of cash out and give them their big pay day. Nice TD celebration, as long as he is spending a lot of money.
MIJB#19
02-02-2004, 06:04 AM
Maybe Justin helped a hand and tore the persons clothes apart...
gstelmack
02-02-2004, 07:55 AM
I'm just glad CBS decided not to give this moron any publicity. For once the media did something right...
Subby
02-02-2004, 07:57 AM
Did you see Teddy Bruschi's face during the incident? He looked like he was ready and willing to tear the guy's head off and eat his soul...
Ksyrup
02-02-2004, 08:18 AM
I'm just glad CBS decided not to give this moron any publicity. For once the media did something right...
His mug is on the Sports Guy's last SB column.
Ksyrup
02-02-2004, 02:23 PM
Not sure if this has been posted here, and I'm going to warn you that this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK - or for human eyes, quite frankly - but(t) here's a shot of the streaker in action:
hxxp://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040202/lthumb.sge.gmn34.020204141815.photo00.default-384x302.jpg (http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040202/lthumb.sge.gmn34.020204141815.photo00.default-384x302.jpg)
BigJohn&TheLions
02-02-2004, 02:41 PM
I'm just glad CBS decided not to give this moron any publicity. For once the media did something right...
I'd rather they showed the streaker than the whole halftime show. Streaking is an institution in sporting events. Leave Jackson's (o) on mtv...
yabanci
02-02-2004, 07:41 PM
I was reading a profile of this guy on ESPN and laughed out loud at this:
"He once streaked the 18th green of the British Open with the words "19th hole" painted across his back and an arrow pointing down."
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/drehs/030306.html
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