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Maple Leafs
02-09-2004, 10:19 AM
Just for fun on a Monday... let's see who can come up with the best punch line for this joke. Sort of an FOFC match game.

"Weird year for all-star games. Mike Vanderjaagt didn't miss a kick all season, then blows it in the Pro Bowl. Eric Gagne didn't blow a save all season, except for the all-star game. If this trend keeps up, then during next week's NBA all-star game we can expect..."

... Allan Iverson to pass the ball?
... Shaq to say something intelligent?
... Vince Carter to play through pain?

Come on, you know you have a Kobe punchline...
Blade6119
02-09-2004, 10:24 AM
Kobe not to rape any underage white girls?
A white guy will get MVP?
Someone to actually watch the game?
CamEdwards
02-09-2004, 10:25 AM
Grant Hill to fill in for a player who gets injured?
Blade6119
02-09-2004, 10:26 AM
...wait, baseball had an all-star game????!
fantastic flying froggies
02-09-2004, 10:31 AM
...someone to show up in the stands to watch the game ?
Butter
02-09-2004, 10:42 AM
any members of the Dallas Mavs to play defense?
Suicane75
02-09-2004, 10:43 AM
A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!
rkmsuf
02-09-2004, 10:49 AM
Magic Johnson's breast is exposed?
The_herd
02-09-2004, 03:59 PM
A skinny Vin Baker?
no players faking an injury so they can stay home?
Mark Cuban complimenting the officials?
QuikSand
02-09-2004, 04:02 PM
...basketball as interesting as the college game.
k0ruptr
02-09-2004, 05:15 PM
Jason Kidd to shoot over 40%...
tucker342
02-09-2004, 06:29 PM
The teams combine for less than 225 points
Sun Tzu
02-09-2004, 06:33 PM
What's Basketball?
wig
02-09-2004, 06:45 PM
Mark Cuban to get a haircut.
dfisher
02-09-2004, 06:52 PM
Just for fun on a Monday... let's see who can come up with the best punch line for this joke. Sort of an FOFC match game.

"Weird year for all-star games. Mike Vanderjaagt didn't miss a kick all season, then blows it in the Pro Bowl. Eric Gagne didn't blow a save all season, except for the all-star game. If this trend keeps up, then during next week's NBA all-star game we can expect..."

... Allan Iverson to pass the ball?
..

Why would it be so out of the ordinary for someone who would be #10 in the league in assists if he played enough games to pass the ball?

Dan
Maple Leafs
02-09-2004, 07:03 PM
Why would it be so out of the ordinary for someone who would be #10 in the league in assists if he played enough games to pass the ball? I'm Canadian. Be glad I can even name three basketball players.
Pumpy Tudors
02-09-2004, 07:32 PM
Grant Hill to fill in for a player who gets injured?

This is the best so far.