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Flasch186
02-12-2004, 10:56 PM
Potential owners:

We have two openings in the USFL. The following teams are available:

Richmond Rhinos
Charlotte Conquest

We are heading into week 4

Commish
FargoFreez aka fof playa
02-12-2004, 11:24 PM
It might be worth noting that our Commissioner is a hunk. See for yourself.

http://home.comcast.net/~ashmunes/sportingnewsmagazine/Smily_headshot.jpg

It is no wonder he starred in a movie with Jaimie Bergman (titled "Banging Jamie in a Flasch") and cast a part in Dawson's Creek as well.

*ahem* Said movie was actually titled "Virgins" until Hatcher tried out for a part.

*All right. I guess there wasn't even nudity. "Virgins" for sure.
FargoFreez aka fof playa
02-12-2004, 11:25 PM
Holy Balls!! That pic is HEWWW-GE!
FargoFreez aka fof playa
02-12-2004, 11:32 PM
The following teams are available:

Richmond Rhinos
Charlotte Conquest
If anyone decides to take control of the Richmond Rhinos, prepare for a rude awakening right of the bat. And uhhh..bring some mittens.
Flasch186
02-12-2004, 11:34 PM
oh gawd
FargoFreez aka fof playa
02-12-2004, 11:37 PM
oh gawd
LOL!
GoldenEagle
02-12-2004, 11:42 PM
It is no wonder he starred in a movie with Jaimie Bergman and cast a part in Dawson's Creek.

(If your really going to use this line to intice people into joining the league - you should that not only he starred in a move with her - but that he banged her as well. It would go over better with this board. Just trying to help.)
Flasch186
02-12-2004, 11:42 PM
not my idea
Flasch186
02-12-2004, 11:43 PM
:(

i cant believe im blushing
FargoFreez aka fof playa
02-12-2004, 11:48 PM
(If your really going to use this line to intice people into joining the league - you should that not only he starred in a move with her - but that he banged her as well. It would go over better with this board. Just trying to help.)
Better? :D
GoldenEagle
02-12-2004, 11:51 PM
People will be flocking to your league now. However, Flasch will get bombarded with questions about the 'movie'.
Flasch186
02-12-2004, 11:55 PM
People will be flocking to your league now. However, Flasch will get bombarded with questions about the 'movie'.

you ever make one of those mistakes taht didnt even register as a blip before? the movie was not porn and actually is quite good and wholesome, I screened it for a church youth group once cuz of its message...no nudity, few curse words and a great message...and there you have Virgins. I sincerely hope it gets distribution someday.
GoldenEagle
02-12-2004, 11:58 PM
you ever make one of those mistakes taht didnt even register as a blip before? the movie was not porn and actually is quite good and wholesome, I screened it for a church youth group once cuz of its message...no nudity, few curse words and a great message...and there you have Virgins. I sincerely hope it gets distribution someday.

We all know this. But hey, becuase we talked about Jamie Berger and sex in this thread - it will become much popular. Trust me I know this. I should be one one of the people stirs up plublicity. What is a more formal name for that?
FargoFreez aka fof playa
02-13-2004, 12:01 AM
We all know this. But hey, becuase we talked about Jamie Berger and sex in this thread - it will become much popular. Trust me I know this. I should be one one of the people stirs up plublicity. What is a more formal name for that?
A drama-eagle? Leave it to a Jewish man to freak out as soon as word gets out he starred in a porno. :D
Flasch186
02-13-2004, 12:04 AM
A drama-eagle? Leave it to a Jewish man to freak out as soon as word gets out he starred in a porno. :D

hey in a former life i wouldve told the world, "I was in a porno w/ jaime Bergman!!." but as i get older im more proud of the fact that it was almost the opposite...a drama-edy that was really wholesome. Anyways, im more flipped out by the size of my head in that pic. holy cow