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mauchow
02-14-2004, 01:03 AM
In my first attempt to look like a sweet guy on Valentine's Day, gets screwed over in very Friday the 13th Bad Luck! Ugh! Here's the Story:

Earlier today, I was asked by an underage friend of mine(Dave) to buy some wine(I'm 21, obviously) for him and his girlfriend. I say okay, and tell him I'll give it to him by 3:00 in the afternoon today. He says, I won't be around for the whole night, probably not until morning. I tell him, well call me in my girlfriends room(He and I both are in the dorm rooms) when you get back so I can get you the wine.

Skip ahead to an hour ago.

I tucked my girlfriend into bed, I told her I was going to play a game of Madden in my room, then I'd be right back to go to bed with her(I sleep in her room pretty much every night, although I do have a single room... But so does she). But really, I wasn't going to play video games, I was headed to the store to buy something nice for her. I get what I need and head back home. I walk to my room, and one of my neighbor buddies is like, Dave tried calling your room to let you know he's around. Of course, he also called my girlfriends room(which I told him too, but I figured he'd be reasonable by not calling at freakin 12:00 at night), so now, I unlock my door, set my **** down, and I'm thinking, alright, no big deal. I walk outside my door and my girlfriends standing right there. Ughhhh! She's like, what're you doing? *Note--- I'm still wearing my outside gear, winter coat, stocking cap, gloves.. And we live in the same building, I was wearing shorts when I left her room!* So I tell her I just went to the store to buy some snacks. Well, in her eyes I knew she knew what I was really doing. So, now when she wakes up in the morning, she won't be surprised anymore.

I'm so upset. lol

SackAttack
02-14-2004, 01:09 AM
What you should've done was buy a bottle for you and your girl as well. Then, at least, if she pressed you on the matter, you could tell her the truth without worrying about her getting pissed off. ;)

mauchow
02-14-2004, 01:11 AM
;)

We had wine earlier in the day...

Pre-celebration...

But hey, I'm sure I'll surprise her a little bit in the morning. She has a bad memory, is it bad enough? I'll find out in about 5 hours.

SackAttack
02-14-2004, 01:16 AM
Where women are concerned, there's no such thing as a 'bad' memory.

Only a selective memory. If it's important enough to them, they'll remember, come hell or high water. If it isn't, it might as well have never existed. :D

mauchow
02-14-2004, 01:26 AM
Where women are concerned, there's no such thing as a 'bad' memory.

Only a selective memory. If it's important enough to them, they'll remember, come hell or high water. If it isn't, it might as well have never existed. :D

:) true dat

stevew
02-14-2004, 01:50 AM
Man, for real for real, I thought you were gonna come back to your room and Dave was gonna be "balling" your girl

Vince
02-14-2004, 01:52 AM
What he said :) Girls are crazy good at remembering the smallest little detail that you were hoping they wouldn't remember. My current girl can repeat verbatim our entire conversation the first time we ever talked back in the day...she was a trainee at the Pizza place I worked at, and I was a manager. I didn't even remember talking to her until she brought it up one day...that one really made me look good :)

JeeberD
02-14-2004, 02:56 AM
At least she didn't fly into a violent rage and accuse you of cheating on her...

Ksyrup
02-14-2004, 07:54 AM
Yeah, I kinda assumed there was going to be some sort of misunderstanding about you, a bottle of wine, sneaking out, and Dave's girl.

Come back when you've got a real story! ;)

Ksyrup
02-14-2004, 08:01 AM
Here's a funny V-Day related item:

My wife bought me some romantic "scratch-off" cards. I have no clue how involved (if you know what I mean) the items are, but what you do is, you scratch off one heart in the "what," "where," and "when" columns. At the bottom of the package, it says something like:

"Not affiliated with any lottery or government-sanctioned event. Non-redeemable."

Can you just imagine how that label came about? Some shmuck got one of these, scratched it off and his woman was supposed to give him a BJ in the shower, and she refused, so he took it to the local Quicky Mart to be "redeemed." LOL!

Eaglesfan27
02-14-2004, 11:55 AM
I got some of those "scratch-off" cards this morning from my wife. I liked my first selection very much!! :) Too bad she is gone at work for the next 12 hours :( Oh well, time to rest up for this evening :)