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SirFozzie
02-17-2004, 03:27 PM
Did he have to list Grady three-four times?

:)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/040217
Easy Mac
02-17-2004, 03:32 PM
Did he have to list Grady three-four times?

:)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/040217
Yes, and BRaves fans envy you every day for getting rid of your Bobby Cox.

And I love how he admitted he has no idea what winshares are, but they made him happy anyway.
cthomer5000
02-17-2004, 03:41 PM
I like the Affleck bashing as well, it's well deserved.
tucker342
02-17-2004, 04:53 PM
I don't think he likes Grady Little
SirFozzie
02-17-2004, 04:57 PM
None of us do. :)
mckerney
02-17-2004, 05:02 PM
Did he have to list Grady three-four times?

:)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/040217

But they picked up some allstars, of course they're going to win the championship, d00d!!!!!1111 Just like the Lakers are going to walk over everyone for the NBA championship this year.
John Galt
02-17-2004, 05:09 PM
None of us do. :)

I do.

But I'm a Yankee fan. ;)
SirFozzie
02-17-2004, 05:11 PM
I do.

But I'm a Yankee fan. ;)

And therefore you should die horribly. JIHAD! JIHAD I SAY! DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!

(Note: KIDDING!)
SackAttack
02-17-2004, 05:22 PM
I'm reminded of the joke about the Boston boy who saved his friend from a rabid dog attack...and turned out to be a Yankee fan.
SirFozzie
02-17-2004, 05:33 PM
reminds me of the old joke..

a Red Sox fan was driving to church one day, and he saw the town's priest walking, slipping in the icy weather. Being the kind sort, he pulled over and invited the priest to ride with him to church.

"God bless you for your kindness, Peace be with you", the priest says as he gratefully accepts the ride.

A couple miles down the road, the driver loses control, and spins out. To his horror, he realizes he's going to hit a tourist.. someone wearing a Yankees cap!

He wrenches the steering wheel to the left, and BARELY avoids the tourist. He finally gets the car to stop and pants for a couple seconds.. and then turns to the priest.

"Oh my god, Father, I nearly hit that Yankees fan! Will God forgive me?"

The priest calmly replies.. "There is nothing to forgive, my son, I saw you were going to miss him and I got him with my door!"