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RPI-Fan
02-17-2004, 08:22 PM
Gym Hockey Dynasty:

I'm bored before our game tonight so I'll write this up.

I play on a C-League (there are three leagues - A, C, and D) intramural gym hockey team at RPI. We're called Wee Suk (our captain thought it would be funny, since at the end of the game, the other side has to say "Yay rah rah "our team name"". You do the math.:))

I'm the goalie on our team. There are some basic rules to gym hockey you should know. It's played in a basketball court-sized gym; maybe a smidge wider. We use a hollow rubber puck - you can take huge shots with it, and it doesn't hurt all that much getting hit, usually. You use real sticks, though most people put a roller hockey blade in. But it's still real lumber - none of that plastic blade or shaft crap. It's 4x4 plus goalies. The goals are bigger than ice hockey goals, and they're rectangular. Players where gloves and a helmet, and that's it for hockey equipment. Goalies wear everything that a normal ice hockey skater (not goalie) would. Shin pads, shoulder pads, etc. We also get to use a goalie stick. Our blocker is a player glove, and glove hand is a baseball mit. There are three 15-minute running-time periods. Most teams will rotate two lines for the whole game.

So anyways, here's an introduction to the roster (as best as I can remember... I hardly know most of the people since I only have one friend on the team).. we have more player, but these are all I can remember:

Dan Y.: Defenseman who has played ice hockey before; has a good shot. Pretty smart player, but not exceptional. Shot is definitely his biggest assett.

Andy M.: Defenseman who is a very, very good ice hockey goalie. Probably doesn't play goalie for our team because he wants a break from it. He's goalie on our ice hockey team, and keeps us in every game. He isn't a great floor player, but is solid defensively. Doesn't make too many stupid plays.

Dion D.: Defense/forward who is big with a good shot. He gets very lazy at times, and cocky. Nevertheless, is pretty good at getting rebounds. Doesn't pass well, but can stick handle decent. Not very responsible on the defensive end.

Joe C.: Forward who is good in the corners and makes solid passes. Doesn't get back on defense and doesn't shoot very well.

Rob: Co-coordinator of the league, so any rules disputes go to him.:) He plays forward, and has a pretty good shot if given time to get it off (a rarity in gym hockey). Passes pretty well with his friend Dan (up next), but other than that is pretty average. Doesn't help defensively.

Dan: Rob's friend, is a little more unselfish. Also shoots and stickhandles well, but again doesn't ever help defensively.

Me: Goalie who has average hockey experience. I'm kind of like Ricky DiPietro; flamboyant, but not very consistent. I give up too many silly goals, but I can be counted on for a big save. Strangely enough, I'm better when asked to save a 2-on-0 or something than a long, clear slapper. I just am more comfortable when I am moving my feet. I play the puck alright, but I'm smart about when to do it. I command the defense pretty well, and distribute passes to the side or behind the net when necessary. I like to keep the play moving and not cover the puck up to often. Most definitely butterfly style - I'll go down on pretty much every shot. The only reason I'm ever on my feet is to cut down the angle or to move laterally. Speaking of which, I cut down the angles VERY aggressively. I'll often be 7 or 8 feet outside the goalmouth. I read the game really well, and rarely get caught off guard on a weak-side pass.

Now onto the other teams...

There are 4 teams total in the league. Here is a rundown:

Freeze Pop Kids: Bad team. Most people use plastic sticks and blades. Couple of people who have played before, and a goalie who tries hard, but otherwise the worst team in the league by far.

Mother Puckers: This team is a lot more solid. Everybody knows how to play pretty much, but they aren't very smart. If they took more shots (they can shoot well), they'd score a lot more goals. Strong goalie and good defense; not an easy team to blow out.

Danger Penguins: The 2nd best team behind us. If we don't get all our players verse them, it will be a very even matchup. I'll probably be asked to make several big saves to get a win verse these guys.

Wee Suk (us): The best team, pretty easily. Definitely the most experience; we just need to play better defensive hockey. We get really lazy at times.

Our first game was a couple weeks ago against Freeze Pop Kids. We demolished them, 16-3. The 2nd goal I got hung out to dry. They got a shot which I saved, but gave up a small rebound. Nobody on our defense did anything to clear it, and they proceeded to pounce on the rebound. I actually saved the first couple of rebounds, but finally they got it in. The 3rd goal was very weak on my part - was a soft rolling shot on the ground which went 5-hole. I can remember the 1st goal, but I think it was equally my fault and the defense's.

So, we were obviously off to a good start. Our next game was verse Mother Puckers. They were much tougher. We got an early lead, 3-0 after 1 period, but in the 2nd things turned. They took a long wrister well above the net - I tried to glove it down and get a line change, but it popped out of my glove. I couldn't find it, and it had landed right in front of the goal mouth. I'd figured as much and tried to get low, but someone was able to poke it in. That was all I gave up, and I think we got one more to make it 4-1 after 2 periods of play. In the 3rd, I gave up an early goal. The puck was behind the net, and they worked it out right in front. I made the initial save, but left a rebound that I couldn't find. Again they found it and put it in to make the score 4-2 in our favor with more than 10 minutes to play in the 3rd. Fortunately, we got another goal soon after. Then with about 5 minutes to play, they took a very long snap shot (almost full court). I wasn't paying attention, and it snuck in the far post. It was a hard shot, but I still should have made the save. Completely my fault. We answered, however, soon after to make the final score 6-3.

Tonight we play Mother Puckers again. I'm going to work hard to get a shutout; very difficult to do in gym hockey. Will report on the game later.

Any readers?

timmae
02-17-2004, 08:36 PM
keep 'em coming... I work with 2 guys who play in a league with a similiar setup. They are always taking big on Wednesday mornings... except for last week. Round 1 of the playoffs and the main guy had one go off of his stick and into his own goal. They lost 3-2... not good. Let us know how the game went tonight!!

tucker342
02-17-2004, 09:21 PM
I'm reading:)

tucker342
02-17-2004, 09:28 PM
dola-

This reminds me of Broomball last year. Our team was BY FAR the worst(we only scored 3 goals the whole season) with no one on our team ever having played before. Usually we lost by about the score of 10-0. In the final game of the season, we played the 2nd worst team, who's only win was against us by the score of 3-0. Amazingly we keep it close, and were actually tied going into the final period at one... The final period was a back and forth see-saw battle, with both teams getting lots of opertunities, but neither team being able to score. With about 5 seconds left a player on my team got a break away, and scored the game winning goal with about 2 seconds left. The funny thing is, almost every player on our team was either drunk or high(or both) for that last game, well actually for most of the season.:D

Good times! Alright I won't interrupt your thread anymore:)

Travis
02-17-2004, 09:40 PM
I'll be reading, always nice to see other's experiences in this. Right now our team lost the opening game in a best of 3 playoff series in the semi finals, so we're all pretty pumped for Friday when we get a chance to even things up.

timmae
02-18-2004, 05:07 PM
bump....

so how did it go?!?!?

RPI-Fan
02-19-2004, 02:42 PM
We showed up, and only had myself plus 6 players (one guy on the bench).

The other team had 5 players plus a goalie. There was no ref, either, meaning we consantly had to have someone on the bench drop the puck, which was a pain in the ass.

Anyways, just a minute or two into the game, they threw a pass out front from the side of the net, and I was never given a chance. Down 1-0 quickly. Soon after, they broke down the wing for a 2-1. I broke up the play with a poke check, but they regained possession and our defense was extremely lazy getting back. They took a shot from the very high slot and I was a little out of position. Combination of my fault and the defense's.

I think we scored 1 in the period to make it 2-1, Mother Puckers, after 1. Right near the end of the period, one dickhead on our team said something to me about not playing the puck. I ignored him during the play, but after the period ended I bitched him out. He was being an asshole, and told him, "I'm going to play how I want to play, and if you don't like it don't play." Then he proceeded to tell me how what I was doing was "wrong" (it wasn't), but I ignored that fact and just said to him, "I don't care whether it's right or wrong. It's how I want to play, so it's how I'm going to play. Fucking asshole".

That was the last thing I said to the guy all night - the other people on our team basically told him to shut the fuck up, since he was being a total asshole.

In the 2nd period, I gave up a weak goal that was going wide, but got on edge and snuck by the near post off of a faceoff. I should have saved that one. The 4th goal, coming in the 2nd period, was a rink-long wrister that handcuffed me blocker side - I'm weak on these, but I'm learning to just get WAY (10-15feet) out of the goal to cut down the angle on these long, hard wristers. We did get two goals to make the score 4-3, Mother Puckers, after 2.

In the 3rd period, I was absolutely stellar. We got a nice goal from the point about halfway through. Dion gave it to Dan O. (solid defensive defenseman, not listed above) who gave it right back for a big slapper from the point. It found it's way into the net and we had a tie game. After that goal Mother Puckers got some strong pressure, but I was up to the task. I definitely stole us the point in the 3rd period - had I not been on the money they'd have had 3-4 easy goals.. I was reading plays great; blocking centering passes from behind and the side, playing the puck very well, and cutting down angles great. They would have had to make an absolutely perfect play to beat me in that 3rd period.

However, we failed to put in any more goals in the 3rd period, and ended up drawing 4-4. It was a mediocre performance by me, but in the 3rd period I kept us in the game. Maybe next time I'll play like that for 45 minutes when we face Danger Penguins. We'll be without Dion, who is one of our stronger offensive players. We need to be scoring more than 4 goals per game - 6 or 7 verse Mother Puckers is what we should be getting.

I heard that Mother Puckers beat Danger Penguins, but I still think DP will be tough. Guess we'll see come Sunday.

I'll report on Sunday's game after it's over!:)