Last (crappy) YP of the season

[BreizhManu]

Francois Bordes (26362409)
17 years, passable form, healthy
A controversial person who is balanced and dishonest.
Has disastrous experience and passable leadership abilities.


Speciality: Quick

Nationality: France
Assessed value: 1 000 €
Wage: 500 €/week
Owner: BZH Celtics FC
Warnings: 0


Stamina: passable Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: wretched Passing: wretched
Winger: weak Defending: wretched
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: inadequate


Fired

[Alf]

Pas mal !

Mine was a 19yo inad winger.... fired too ! Crossing fingers for next week lottery youth pulls !

[The_herd]

I should win the award for best name.

Huang Tuck-Yiew (26404552)
19 years, passable form, healthy
A pleasant guy who is tranquil and honest.
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 62 000 US$
Wage: 820 US$/week
Owner: The Token Russian
Warnings: 0


Stamina: inadequate Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: weak
Winger: weak Defending: passable
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: weak

[saintjo]

yet another youth pull fired...

Giovanni De Carli (26404568)
19 years, passable form, healthy
A pleasant guy who is fiery and honest.
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 18 000 US$
Wage: 580 US$/week
Owner: St Louis Saints

Stamina: weak Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: weak Passing: inadequate
Winger: poor Defending: weak
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: wretched

[terpkristin]

Somewhere along the line my mom bought the "Sleeps With Angels" album by Neil Young and Crazy Horse. On that album is a song that fits my youth pull this week. And so, in his honor, here are the lyrics to that song.

Piece Of Crap by Neil Young & Crazy Horse

"Tried to save the trees
Bought a platsic bag
The bottom fell out
It was a piece of crap

Saw it on the tube
Bought it on the phone
Now you're home alone
It's a piece of crap

I tried to plug in it
I tried to turn it on
When I got it home
It was a piece of crap

Got it from a friend
On him you can depend
I found out in the end
It was a piece of crap

I'm trying to save the trees
I saw it on TV
They cut the forest down
To build a piece of crap

I went back to the store
They gave me four more
The guy told me at the door
It's a piece of crap"

~tk

[OldGiants]

I should win the award for best name.

Huang Tuck-Yiew (26404552)

Playmaking: inadequate Passing: weak
Winger: weak Defending: passable
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: weak

Tuck-Yiew, Herd. :p

[DukeRulesMAB]

Rafael Barnes (26404793)
17 years, passable form, healthy
A popular guy who is balanced and upright.
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 84 000 US$
Wage: 900 US$/week
Owner: Frankfort United
Warnings: 0


Stamina: poor Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: passable Passing: poor
Winger: wretched Defending: inadequate
Scoring: passable Set Pieces: inadequate


Decent pull, but man that's an ugly mismatch of skills.

[Nyarlahotep]

Thanks for making my eyes bleed TK. My worthless pull got the same treatment Neil Young would get if he showed up in Arkham.

[illinifan999]

Figures my best pull would be in the last week :mad:

Gilbert Forrest (26405521) http://195.149.159.158/Common/images/bookmark_16x16.gif (http://195.149.159.158/Common/bookmarks.asp?action=AddConfirm&BookmarkTypeID=2&ObjectID=26405521) 19 years, passable form, healthy A pleasant guy who is tranquil and upright.
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities.

<table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Nationality: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> USA (http://195.149.159.158/Common/menu.asp?action=changeLeagueSystem&leagueSystemID=8) </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Assessed value: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> 105 000 US$ </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Wage: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> 1 060 US$/week </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Owner: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> Spring Grove Fighting Eagles (http://195.149.159.158/Common/teamDetails.asp?teamID=72093) </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Warnings: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> 0 </td> </tr> </tbody> </table>

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td>Stamina: </td><td>poor </td> <td> Goaltending: </td><td>disastrous </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Playmaking: </td><td>solid </td> <td> Passing: </td><td>poor </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Winger: </td><td>wretched </td> <td> Defending: </td><td>passable </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Scoring: </td><td>weak </td> <td> Set Pieces: </td><td>solid </td></tr></tbody> </table>
Now to decide what to do with him.....

[Masked]

Welll, I'm glad i didn't blow a good one before the aging update. Must be a high wretched.

Rob Royal (26405478)
22 years, passable form, healthy
A nasty fellow who is calm and righteous.
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities.

<table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Nationality: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> USA </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Assessed value: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> 1 000 US$ </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Wage: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> 500 US$/week </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Owner: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> South Bay Saints </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Warnings: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> 0 </td> </tr> </tbody> </table>

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td>Stamina: </td><td>wretched </td> <td> Goaltending: </td><td>wretched </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Playmaking: </td><td>disastrous </td> <td> Passing: </td><td>disastrous </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Winger: </td><td>disastrous </td> <td> Defending: </td><td>disastrous </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Scoring: </td><td>disastrous </td> <td> Set Pieces: </td><td>disastrous</td></tr></tbody> </table>

[terpkristin]

Thanks for making my eyes bleed TK. My worthless pull got the same treatment Neil Young would get if he showed up in Arkham.
My pleasure. :D :p
But, in the grand scheme, that song really does describe my youth pull perfectly.

Trying not to imagine what would happen if Neil Young showed up in Arkham..
~tk

[Havok]

Major Cole (26405676)
17 years, passable form, healthy
A controversial person who is balanced and dishonest.
Has disastrous experience and wretched leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 28 000 US$
Wage: 620 US$/week
Owner: Maniacal Misfitz
Warnings: 0


Stamina: wretched Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: passable
Winger: weak Defending: wretched
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: poor

[tucker rocky]

Theo Pope (26406805)
19 years, passable form, healthy
A nasty fellow who is tranquil and honest.
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 78 000 US$
Wage: 920 US$/week
Owner: Jacksonville Kickers
Warnings: 0


Stamina: wretched Goaltending: inadequate
Playmaking: disastrous Passing: disastrous
Winger: disastrous Defending: wretched
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: inadequate

At least last weeks pull sold for $53000. :D
This weeks will not get anywhere near the transfer market, because he was immediately fired.

[tucker rocky]

Major Cole (26405676)
17 years, passable form, healthy
A controversial person who is balanced and dishonest.
Has disastrous experience and wretched leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 28 000 US$
Wage: 620 US$/week
Owner: Maniacal Misfitz
Warnings: 0


Stamina: wretched Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: passable
Winger: weak Defending: wretched
Scoring: poor Set Pieces: poor

A nice young project player. Could be something in the future.

[tucker rocky]

Welll, I'm glad i didn't blow a good one before the aging update. Must be a high wretched.

Rob Royal (26405478)
22 years, passable form, healthy
A nasty fellow who is calm and righteous.
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities.

<table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Nationality: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> USA </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Assessed value: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> 1 000 US$ </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Wage: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> 500 US$/week </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Owner: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> South Bay Saints </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Warnings: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> 0 </td> </tr> </tbody> </table>

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td>Stamina: </td><td>wretched </td> <td> Goaltending: </td><td>wretched </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Playmaking: </td><td>disastrous </td> <td> Passing: </td><td>disastrous </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Winger: </td><td>disastrous </td> <td> Defending: </td><td>disastrous </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Scoring: </td><td>disastrous </td> <td> Set Pieces: </td><td>disastrous</td></tr></tbody> </table>

....and this player was on the youth squad?!? .....he should be shot, hung, and cane whipped for supposedly calling himself a soccer player. :D

[FrogMan]

piece of crap. Got the age right, now need to add some skills to make him worth something next week...

Erick Labranche (26406558) http://195.149.159.154/Common/images/bookmark_16x16.gif (http://195.149.159.154/Common/bookmarks.asp?action=AddConfirm&BookmarkTypeID=2&ObjectID=26406558)
17 years, passable form, healthy
A pleasant guy who is temperamental and honest.
Has disastrous experience and disastrous leadership abilities.


<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=1 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left>Nationality: </TD><TD vAlign=top align=left>Canada (http://195.149.159.154/Common/menu.asp?action=changeLeagueSystem&leagueSystemID=17) </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left>Assessed value: </TD><TD vAlign=top align=left>16 000 C$ </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left>Wage: </TD><TD vAlign=top align=left>1 040 C$/week </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left>Owner: </TD><TD vAlign=top align=left>Cerio's Dragons FC (http://195.149.159.154/Common/teamDetails.asp?teamID=108238) </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left>Warnings: </TD><TD vAlign=top align=left>0 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>



<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Stamina: </TD><TD>passable </TD><TD>Goaltending: </TD><TD>disastrous </TD></TR><TR><TD>Playmaking: </TD><TD>poor </TD><TD>Passing: </TD><TD>weak </TD></TR><TR><TD>Winger: </TD><TD>poor </TD><TD>Defending: </TD><TD>wretched </TD></TR><TR><TD>Scoring: </TD><TD>poor </TD><TD>Set Pieces: </TD><TD>passable </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[finkenst]

Cole Gomez (26434322)
17 years, passable form, healthy
A pleasant guy who is calm and honest.
Has disastrous experience and passable leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 1 000 US$
Wage: 500 US$/week
Owner: CC FC
Warnings: 0


Stamina: poor Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: wretched
Winger: poor Defending: poor
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: wretched


worthless wretch...

[TonyR]

Wes Turner (26434450)
17 years, passable form, healthy
A sympathetic guy who is calm and honest.
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities.

Speciality: Powerful

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 75 000 US$
Wage: 860 US$/week
Owner: Bearcats
Warnings: 0

Stamina: poor Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: weak Passing: poor
Winger: solid Defending: passable
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: inadequate
How much should I put him up for/how much should he go for?
[edit]: up for 50k ends 2/25/04 @ 05:20.

[Blade6119]

YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carlo Bachiorri (26434812)
18 years, passable form, healthy
A popular guy who is temperamental and honest.
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities.


Speciality: Head

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 460 000 US$
Wage: 2 860 US$/week
Owner: Blade Bombers
Warnings: 0


Stamina: poor Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: solid Passing: inadequate
Winger: solid Defending: passable
Scoring: solid Set Pieces: poor

Career Goals: 0
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 0
Cup goals this season: 0

[Blade6119]

dola, how much could this guy fetch?

[Masked]

500K+

and I am still waiting for a player with 1 solid skill.

[tucker rocky]

YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carlo Bachiorri (26434812)
18 years, passable form, healthy
A popular guy who is temperamental and honest.
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities.


Speciality: Head

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 460 000 US$
Wage: 2 860 US$/week
Owner: Blade Bombers
Warnings: 0


Stamina: poor Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: solid Passing: inadequate
Winger: solid Defending: passable
Scoring: solid Set Pieces: poor

Career Goals: 0
Career Hattricks: 0
League goals this season: 0
Cup goals this season: 0

Keep him, get some more stamina on him, and he'll be a nice offensive middie.
Then again, sell and you'll get a nice bundle for him.

[Doug5984]

Christopher Kowalski (26435562)
18 years, passable form, healthy
A pleasant guy who is tranquil and honest.
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 132 000 US$
Wage: 1 160 US$/week
Owner: Louisiana Cyclones
Warnings: 0


Stamina: inadequate Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: weak
Winger: poor Defending: excellent
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: weak
----------------------------

my youth squad pulls through again :)

[mckerney]

Figures my best pull would be in the last week :mad:

Gilbert Forrest (26405521) http://195.149.159.158/Common/images/bookmark_16x16.gif (http://195.149.159.158/Common/bookmarks.asp?action=AddConfirm&BookmarkTypeID=2&ObjectID=26405521) 19 years, passable form, healthy A pleasant guy who is tranquil and upright.
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities.

<table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Nationality: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> USA (http://195.149.159.158/Common/menu.asp?action=changeLeagueSystem&leagueSystemID=8) </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Assessed value: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> 105 000 US$ </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Wage: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> 1 060 US$/week </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Owner: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> Spring Grove Fighting Eagles (http://195.149.159.158/Common/teamDetails.asp?teamID=72093) </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top">Warnings: </td> <td colspan="1" align="left" valign="top"> 0 </td> </tr> </tbody> </table>

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td>Stamina: </td><td>poor </td> <td> Goaltending: </td><td>disastrous </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Playmaking: </td><td>solid </td> <td> Passing: </td><td>poor </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Winger: </td><td>wretched </td> <td> Defending: </td><td>passable </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Scoring: </td><td>weak </td> <td> Set Pieces: </td><td>solid </td></tr></tbody> </table>
Now to decide what to do with him.....

So being you basically got a 20 year old solid, I'd put him on the market now with a high opening price in hopes that someone will bite.

[Hobbes-]

Roscoe Hutchinson (26435243)
19 years, passable form, healthy
A pleasant guy who is balanced and dishonest.
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities.


Speciality: Quick

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 53 000 US$
Wage: 780 US$/week
Owner: Fockers
Warnings: 0


Stamina: poor Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: weak Passing: weak
Winger: passable Defending: passable
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: wretched

well he's actually better than my current backup.. which i also pulled.. maybe he'll go.. maybe one of the other ones will.. whatever

[Havok]

Christopher Kowalski (26435562)
18 years, passable form, healthy
A pleasant guy who is tranquil and honest.
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 132 000 US$
Wage: 1 160 US$/week
Owner: Louisiana Cyclones
Warnings: 0


Stamina: inadequate Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: weak
Winger: poor Defending: excellent
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: weak
----------------------------

my youth squad pulls through again :)


man i hate you........

[robbgmaier]

The Pope (26406805)
79 years, wretched form, ailing
A beloved team member who is tranquil and righteous.
Has divine experience and solid leadership abilities.

Nationality: Vatican City
Assessed value: 78 000 000 000 US$
Wage: works for free
Owner: thy kingdom come
Warnings: 0


Stamina: formidable Flocktending: outstanding
Praymaking: divine Passing the plate: titanic
Wings: excellent Defending the church: wretched
Blessing: utopian Hymns: magnificient

This weeks will not get anywhere near the transfer market, because he was immediately fired.

OH MY GOD, HE FIRED THE POPE!!!

[tucker rocky]

OH MY GOD, HE FIRED THE POPE!!!

Funny. :D

It was the work of evildoings. :(

[Cosmicjello]

Bill Lao (26407228)
19 years, passable form, healthy
A popular guy who is balanced and dishonest.
Has disastrous experience and passable leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 30 000 US$
Wage: 660 US$/week
Owner: Wasatch Front
Warnings: 0


Stamina: poor Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: poor Passing: inadequate
Winger: poor Defending: passable
Scoring: wretched Set Pieces: weak

2 passable defenders and 1 passable winger in 3 weeks. Can't complain.

[mckerney]

Dan Ray (26434954)
17 years, passable form, healthy
A sympathetic guy who is calm and infamous.
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities.


Speciality: Powerful

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 13 000 US$
Wage: 560 US$/week
Owner: Square Pegs
Warnings: 0


Stamina: poor Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: inadequate Passing: poor
Winger: poor Defending: weak
Scoring: weak Set Pieces: weak

[Matt2You]

Herb Hay
37 000 US$, 17 years, passable form
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities

Stamina: inadequate Keeper: disastrous
Playmaking: wretched Passing: inadequate
Winger: weak Defending: weak
Scoring: inadequate Set Pieces: weak

Mr. "Herb" "Hay" will make a perfect addition to a new team just beginning to train scoring.

[Raven Hawk]

My woodchipper is starting to clog up. I got something crappy again this week.

[fantastic flying froggies]

Finally got around to pull and I got a 17 yr old solid keeper. :D

Will probably sell him as I don't plan on training keepers anymore, what do they go for nowadays ?

[3ric]

I got this guy:

Jonatan Andersson (26469998)
17 years, passable form, healthy
A sympathetic guy who is temperamental and honest.
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities.


Speciality: Unpredictable

Nationality: Sverige
Assessed value: 850 000 kr
Wage: 9 000 kr/week
Owner: IFK Bananskruv
Warnings: 0


Stamina: weak Goaltending: disastrous
Playmaking: solid Passing: poor
Winger: poor Defending: weak
Scoring: inadequate Set Pieces: poor

He can do a little bit of everything...