Just looking at Bush's stance on sacrificing virgins from a political perspective...

[Fritz]

hey, the volcano god must be appeased. What else can the guy do?

[AgPete]

Wow. Thread jack from a completely different thread. Impressive. :p

[Desnudo]

I am totally against sacrificing virgins. He lost my vote with that one.

[Calis]

I guess the real question is, are people born virgins or do they make a choice to become one?

[JAG]

Evil Plan Part 78: Sacrifice virgin to volcano god. Win presidency.

[Fritz]

this issue is more important than homohabitation

BUMP

[Butter]

The volcano God has no chance in the Northeast, but has the southern states locked up, so why bother appeasing him?

[Fritz]

The Volcano God is big in New Hampshire.

[Fritz]

We could have an angry Volcano God people. You should be paying attention.

[Subby]

1. Meet wife.
2. Have daughter.
3. Sell daughter to virgin sacrificing contractors.
4. Cash check.

[Butter]

If He was any kind of real Angry Volcano God, he would've wiped us out already.

[Noop]

Link?

[cuervo72]

Didn't the Angry Volcano God drop out of the race after Wisconsin?

[MikeVic]

Didn't the Angry Volcano God drop out of the race after Wisconsin?

:D:D

[Easy Mac]

At least we know Bush's daughters are safe.

[AgPete]

At least we know Bush's daughters are safe.

HAHA Good one!

[Fritz]

At least we know Bush's daughters are safe.

but you are still in the lotto

[Easy Mac]

but you are still in the lotto
nah, don't worry, I took care of that a couple hundred times to be sure

[tucker342]

At least we know Bush's daughters are safe.

ROFL!:D

That's great!

[BigJohn&TheLions]

So we can get rid of Britney Speers as a virgin sacrifiice??? BUHHHHHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!! :)