View Full Version : God given writing credit by IMDB...
Honolulu_Blue
02-25-2004, 11:13 AM
I find this odd. Accurate (in some peoples' mind), yes. But odd nonetheless... Good thing they did it alphabetically too.
Link: http://imdb.com/title/tt0335345/fullcredits#writers
Full Cast and Crew for
Passion of the Christ, The (2004)
Directed by
Mel Gibson
Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
Benedict Fitzgerald screenplay
Mel Gibson screenplay
God novel
RendeR
02-25-2004, 11:15 AM
its really rather pathetic. GOD, in whatever religion you believe, didn't write anything. he make have "spoken to" people and had them write it, but that still doesn't give him writing credit.
sheesh.
Drake
02-25-2004, 11:18 AM
That's hilarious. Good to see somebody has a sense of humor.
Drake
02-25-2004, 11:19 AM
its really rather pathetic. GOD, in whatever religion you believe, didn't write anything. he make have "spoken to" people and had them write it, but that still doesn't give him writing credit.
sheesh.
I take it you don't credit Homer for The Odyssey, either? Most evidence I've seen suggests he never actually wrote that story down...just memorized it and recited it orally to audiences. The writing down came later and by others.
Honolulu_Blue
02-25-2004, 11:21 AM
its really rather pathetic. GOD, in whatever religion you believe, didn't write anything. he make have "spoken to" people and had them write it, but that still doesn't give him writing credit.
sheesh.
Heh! I reckon you could make a sound argument that if you dictate something word for word and someone else just writes it down that you're the author, not the person physically writing, since you are providing the words, ideas, etc., etc.
I agree though, it's a bit of a stretch here (even if you believe it).
Funny nonetheless.
RendeR
02-25-2004, 11:26 AM
The fact remains the bible is written by men, for men, to enlighten, guide, and control men.
period.
believe whatever source for the text of the book you want.
JonInMiddleGA
02-25-2004, 11:33 AM
Heh! I reckon you could make a sound argument that if you dictate something word for word and someone else just writes it down that you're the author, not the person physically writing, since you are providing the words, ideas, etc., etc.
Either that, or there's a lot of author credits to be re-assigned over the years, since I believe dictating novels to typists, et al was not unheard for a number of authors (especially later in their career, after some success)
GoSeahawks
02-25-2004, 11:46 AM
I wonder if this God fellow has any more novels in the work??
Honolulu_Blue
02-25-2004, 11:54 AM
I wonder if this God fellow has any more novels in the work??
I'm sure we'll hear more from Him in the future if things go well this weekend. With a blockbuster under His belt, He could start demanding a couple million bucks for the rights to His stuff. Definitely someone to keep an eye on... Could be the John Grisham of the new century.
Desnudo
02-25-2004, 12:01 PM
I heard he's collaborating with Steven Spielberg on something.
AgPete
02-25-2004, 12:18 PM
its really rather pathetic. GOD, in whatever religion you believe, didn't write anything. he make have "spoken to" people and had them write it, but that still doesn't give him writing credit.
sheesh.
LOL I guess there are some pissed off apostles. They spend all that time being persecuted and can't even get a little credit for their contributions in the Bible! That's God for ya, living off the work of others. :p
(<-- Moves chair in case lightning strikes.)
Subby
02-25-2004, 12:26 PM
God was an extra in Cannonball Run 2. Let's just say that there should have been a Cannonball Run 3.
corbes
02-25-2004, 12:29 PM
I'm sure we'll hear more from Him in the future if things go well this weekend. With a blockbuster under His belt, He could start demanding a couple million bucks for the rights to His stuff. Definitely someone to keep an eye on... Could be the John Grisham of the new century.
His agent is still holding out for rights to the sequel. They're demanding a second universe.
His agent, obviously, is Scott Boras.
Easy Mac
02-25-2004, 12:37 PM
I heard he was starring next to Olivia Newton John in Grease 3 - More Grease Lightning
Butter
02-25-2004, 02:29 PM
It looks like it's been removed.
sterlingice
02-25-2004, 04:24 PM
His agent is still holding out for rights to the sequel. They're demanding a second universe.
His agent, obviously, is Scott Boras.
So God's using Lucifer as his agent? I like the angle! It'll make a great movie!
SI
Telle
02-25-2004, 04:56 PM
Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
Benedict Fitzgerald screenplay
Mel Gibson screenplay
God novel
What I find interesting is that they're appearantly referring to the Bible as a novel. Quick look at dictionary.com provides this definition for a novel: A fictional prose narrative of considerable length, typically having a plot that is unfolded by the actions, speech, and thoughts of the characters.
BigJohn&TheLions
02-25-2004, 04:57 PM
Nope. Not there. Kinda like Lions victories...
tucker342
02-25-2004, 05:10 PM
I hope someday someone thanks god for helping them get arrested:D
"I wanna thank god for getting me here today. for helping me become the coke head that I am today. I couldn't have done it without you."
Anthony
02-25-2004, 06:36 PM
looks like Jamal Lewis is gonna get a chance to do just that tucker.
BigJohn&TheLions
02-25-2004, 07:33 PM
Maybe Jamal can co-star in the stupid ass Sandler remake of The Longest Yard
cthomer5000
02-25-2004, 07:41 PM
I hope someday someone thanks god for helping them get arrested:D
"I wanna thank god for getting me here today. for helping me become the coke head that I am today. I couldn't have done it without you."
This reminds me of my favorite Onion article ever:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/nfl_star_homicide.html
sabotai
02-25-2004, 07:44 PM
Maybe Jamal can co-star in the stupid ass Sandler remake of The Longest Yard
I wonder if he did do that movie if they would rename it The Longest Line...
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