OT - Two News Reports

[NoMyths]

Two news reports from today worth reading:

1) Greenspan Warns Against Defecits (http://www.cnn.com/money/2004/02/25/news/economy/greenspan/index.htm?cnn=yes)
2) Iraq Casualties Higher Than Reported? (http://www.channel4.com/news/2004/02/week_2/10_iraq2.html)

[NoMyths]

dola...
You might make note of the chart provided by the White House on budget defecit/surpluses since 1981...they were kind enough to remove the years from the chart (which would have shown a sharp divide between Democratic/Republican administration surpluses/defecits), but one notices a certain trend.

[Fritz]

You have the prettiest eyes

[Easy Mac]

ThatsAMyth Fritz.

[FishFan]

*yawn*

[NoMyths]

Lord, I could post that Bush was caught with a dead hooker and y'all would post the exact same things. :rolleyes:

[Easy Mac]

Can't argue with that.

*Le pant* *Le sigh*

[Fritz]

I know, but he has many womanly qualities and cheap lines work on him like Benjamin Franklins work on hookers

[FishFan]

Yeah, but did Bush try to bring said dead hooker back to life with aspirin?

[Easy Mac]

I normally pay them in Lincolns, the copper ones.

[Easy Mac]

Yeah, but did Bush try to bring said dead hooker back to life with aspirin?
You can't take aspirin after doing lines of coke with the Prez.

[Fritz]

Lord, I could post that Bush was caught with a dead hooker and y'all would post the exact same things. :rolleyes:


boy, wolf, dinner

[cuervo72]

You have the prettiest eyes

DING!

[Easy Mac]

I think we would stop rolling our eyes if it was a gay hooker, like Steven from the Real World Seattle.

[Chief Rum]

Lord, I could post that Bush was caught with a dead hooker and y'all would post the exact same things. :rolleyes:

Sorry, NoMyths, but if you switch to the same radio station and the same damn song is always playing, after a while, you stop switching to that station. :rolleyes:

CR

[Easy Mac]

I dunno man, Hey Ya is always playing around here, and you just can't get enough of that song.

[FishFan]

What's cooler than being cool?

[Easy Mac]

ice cold?

[WSUCougar]

Alan Greenspan urges Congress to go for it on 4th down:

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/images/02/25/top.greenspan.wed.ap.jpg

[NoMyths]

Oops, didn't realize it was "Don't give me any news except that which appeases my selfish, foolish ass" day.

[Easy Mac]

"It is because of the President's... inadequacy... that we went to war."

[Fritz]

Oops, didn't realize it was "Don't give me any news except that which appeases my selfish, foolish ass" day.

you were thinking it was "I should give you news that appeases my selfish, foolish ass day?"

[NoMyths]

Hey, kids, it's Fritz! Pet the nice Fritz...ah, good boy.

[sterlingice]

Alan Greenspan urges Congress to go for it on 4th down:

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/images/02/25/top.greenspan.wed.ap.jpg
So many captions, so little time... WSU, you get my vote for best post in this thread :)

SI

[The Afoci]

Hey, kids, it's Fritz! Pet the nice Fritz...ah, good boy.

That is a good try. It really is.

[NoMyths]

Thanks. I live to please.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Alan Greenspan urges Congress to go for it on 4th down
That's worth at least 25 bonus points, damned fine post.

[Easy Mac]

Hey, kids, it's Fritz! Pet the nice Fritz...ah, good boy.
Telling kids to pet Fritz is like telling them to go to the Neverland Ranch.

[The Afoci]

Thanks. I live to please.


You better like Jif then. Crunchy.

[NoMyths]

Some folks prefer Jif. I prefer jelly.

[Maple Leafs]

Alan Greenspan urges Congress to go for it on 4th down:"Drama"

[The Afoci]

Some folks prefer Jif. I prefer jelly.

A tossed salad is a beautiful way to spend $50.

[Fritz]

A tossed salad is a beautiful way to spend $50.


dude, you need to go to the tossed salad bar at Golden Corral. $6.99

[Fritz]

Hey, kids, it's Fritz! Pet the nice Fritz...ah, good boy.

i want to fuck you like a hurricane

[Easy Mac]

A tornado is better because its dry... it forces you to invite KySyrup.

[The Afoci]

dude, you need to go to the tossed salad bar at Golden Corral. $6.99

Hmm... Your gay bars have specials on those things. I guess North Dakota isn't liberal enough for gay specials.

[tucker342]

wow this thread went downhill fast:D

Sort of figured both of those though...

Thanks for the links NoMyth:)

[Fritz]

Hmm... Your gay bars have specials on those things. I guess North Dakota isn't liberal enough for gay specials.

You know that tossed salad does not have to be a gay thing, right? You can even enjoy one with a dead prom queen in the privacy of your own home.

[The Afoci]

You know that tossed salad does not have to be a gay thing, right? You can even enjoy one with a dead prom queen in the privacy of your own home.

Tossed salads are best enjoyed in Mexican Jails from what I have heard.

Isn't farting in a dead womans face a felony?

[Fritz]

Isn't farting in a dead womans face a felony?

do I have to spell everything out?

*sigh*

DECAPITATED PROM QUEEN

[The Afoci]

Hmm, finally, I would be able to shit down someones neck! Jesus does love me.

[Fritz]

i keep thinking, "there is no way Afoci is going to go further than I will." But then you do.

[Marmel]

NM needs to diversify his posting.

[NoMyths]

Whatchoo' talkin' 'bout? I already posted twice tonight that cocaine is a hell of a drug. And it wasn't even in relation to the former habit our President had. If that's not diversity, I don't know what is. :)

[NoMyths]

dola...

And for the sports fans scoring at home, no, I've never used cocaine. :rolleyes:

[Fritz]

if anyone was scoring at home tonight, they wouldn't need to be here....

[NoMyths]

Well put.

[Fritz]

you could drive up for a fondue

[NoMyths]

Alright, but only if we leave the politics at the door and just talk about chicks and music.

[WSUCougar]

NM needs to diversify his posting.
Henceforth, NoMyths will always be my draft enforcer.

[Fritz]

Alright, but only if we leave the politics at the door and just talk about chicks and music.

once you see my selection of chicks, politics may be more appealing....

[Franklinnoble]

Hmm... Your gay bars have specials on those things. I guess North Dakota isn't liberal enough for gay specials.

Proctor... I don't see a salad bar.

[The Afoci]

Proctor... I don't see a salad bar.

Wow. It has been a while since I have seen a Police Academy quote. Well done.

[The Afoci]

i keep thinking, "there is no way Afoci is going to go further than I will." But then you do.

That is why you will be around a lot longer than me. I am bound to screw up here soon.

[cuervo72]

Proctor... I don't see a salad bar.

THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!!!