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mauchow
02-26-2004, 12:27 AM
No more blow jobs for the guys.. Apparently, it causes cancer...

Oral Sex = Cancer (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040225/hl_nm/health_oralsex_dc_1)
Hurst2112
02-26-2004, 12:29 AM
No more blow jobs for the guys.. Apparently, it causes cancer...

Oral Sex = Cancer (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040225/hl_nm/health_oralsex_dc_1)

I am glad to see that you are concerned about getting cancer.

I KEED, I KEED... ;)
GoSeahawks
02-26-2004, 12:41 AM
I am glad to see that you are concerned about getting cancer.

I KEED, I KEED... ;)
Hahah
Travis
02-26-2004, 01:05 AM
Dammit, why wasn't I asked to participate in this study. Provided I get to do my own screening and can turn the lights off before they see me, I'd be great at this research.
JeeberD
02-26-2004, 01:25 AM
Once again, I'm very glad that my girlfriend doesn't read this board... :)
mckerney
02-26-2004, 02:10 AM
Once again, I'm very glad that my girlfriend doesn't read this board... :)

What, you didn't show her the articles saying it'd cause her to lose weight?
JeeberD
02-26-2004, 02:14 AM
Oh, I told her all about that one. But I sure as hell didn't send her the link to read it here... :)
k0ruptr
02-26-2004, 02:15 AM
what the hell is wrong with u people. delete this thread, then hack into the newswires and delete those articles.
BigJohn&TheLions
02-26-2004, 02:16 AM
Dammit, why wasn't I asked to participate in this study. Provided I get to do my own screening and can turn the lights off before they see me, I'd be great at this research.
Thought you were offered the chance to be a part of the study as part of the "it's better to give than receive" team... :D
Travis
02-26-2004, 08:20 AM
Hey, they are just saying oral sex period, nothing specific about just getting or receiving, I would have been quite happy giving, though again, I would have demanded my own screening process, as I mean, twins are great, just not bottled up in one woman.
Easy Mac
02-26-2004, 08:33 AM
I like how they start the article:

"Although the risk is small and it is more likely to result from heavy drinking and smoking, scientists have uncovered evidence that oral sex can cause mouth cancer."

Basically, we have no real link, its more that slutty girls who give head all the time smoke and drink more, and are therefore more likely to get cancer.
Samdari
02-26-2004, 08:46 AM
I like how they start the article:

"Although the risk is small and it is more likely to result from heavy drinking and smoking, scientists have uncovered evidence that oral sex can cause mouth cancer."

Basically, we have no real link, its more that slutty girls who give head all the time smoke and drink more, and are therefore more likely to get cancer.


I am thinking that if scientists studied the real phenomenon, they would lead to the conclusion that heavy drinking can lead to more oral sex.
AgPete
02-26-2004, 08:50 AM
Did they do a side study to find out if the chances increase or decrease if she swallows?
bbor
02-26-2004, 10:35 AM
So...if you unload on her face........does that cause skin cancer?

:D
JeeberD
02-26-2004, 10:52 AM
Actually, I think I've read before that semen is good for the skin. Seriously.
Easy Mac
02-26-2004, 10:53 AM
So I gues bukkake isn't the best idea... I'll have to tell the girl tomorrow.
tucker342
02-26-2004, 03:51 PM
So...if you unload on her face........does that cause skin cancer?

:D


ROFL!!!:D
Leonidas
02-26-2004, 08:29 PM
OK, this study came from France, nuff said.
JAG
02-26-2004, 08:45 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm just going to forget I ever read this report. Probably in 20 years or so another study will come out saying, "No no no, we had it all wrong! Oral sex actually increases your life span by 20 years and promotes whiter teeth!" Won't all those cancer-fearing folk feel foolish then?
Marc Vaughan
02-27-2004, 04:30 AM
Face it any study by Male scientists will be along the lines of:

Oral sex keeps you looking younger
Oral sex helps you lose weight
Oral sex delays the menopause

Any investigation by female scientists will say:

Oral sex gives you cancel
Oral sex causes drought
Oral sex causes headaches

(or is this just the cynic in me ;) )
Francis_Cole
02-27-2004, 05:53 AM
Its great when your boss (MV) is even looking at these threads... no need to turn off my monitor when he comes over!!
Marc Vaughan
02-27-2004, 05:58 AM
Its great when your boss (MV) is even looking at these threads... no need to turn off my monitor when he comes over!!

Oi - no need to call me names, never considered myself to have stooped low enough to be considered a 'boss' .... ;) :D
Breeze
02-27-2004, 05:59 AM
I'm married so I don't ever get oral sex anymore anyway. ;)
Taur
02-27-2004, 06:19 AM
I thought for the Protein alone should make it a staple for any woman on the Atkins diet.
Taur
02-27-2004, 07:09 AM
And, He does the Little happy dance. For the rest of you read the entire article.
Researchers had suspected that a sexually transmitted infection that is linked to cervical cancer could also be associated with tumors in the mouth.
The BJ line forms behind me. This only pertains to oral sex on a woman. She can still go down, but you can site this case study as a reason for not going down.