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GoldenEagle
02-27-2004, 11:22 AM
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All I have to say is wow.
Franklinnoble
02-27-2004, 11:52 AM
The headline is a bit misleading. Until you get to the part of the story that mentions that she was blowing him under water, you have the impression that she merely drowned from the oral sex...
QuikSand
02-27-2004, 11:57 AM
I understand that every single person who either gave or received oral sex in the 1830s died. Every single person. These are just facts. This is more serious than we thought.
rkmsuf
02-27-2004, 11:59 AM
I understand that every single person who either gave or received oral sex in the 1830s died. Every single person. These are just facts. This is more serious than we thought.

They had that back then?
Franklinnoble
02-27-2004, 12:02 PM
Now, that's just plain misleading, QS. Between the French revolution and the Opium wars, there was a lot of global unrest. Statistics on fellatio from that time period are patently unreliable.
GoldenEagle
02-27-2004, 12:18 PM
The headline is a bit misleading. Until you get to the part of the story that mentions that she was blowing him under water, you have the impression that she merely drowned from the oral sex...
I agree. That guy could be up for the dumbass of the year award. I have never had the chance of recieving uh, pleasure under neath the water but I would think that you would not be able to feel much.

As far as drowning just from the oral sex, well that would be interesting.
JAG
02-27-2004, 12:39 PM
I agree. That guy could be up for the dumbass of the year award. I have never had the chance of recieving uh, pleasure under neath the water but I would think that you would not be able to feel much.

I can confirm you can feel a good bit during sexual intercourse underwater, so I would imagine oral would be the same, except with the drowning part and maybe some bubble blowing as well.
Dutch
02-27-2004, 12:41 PM
"SAVE THE DOLPHINS!!!"
cuervo72
02-27-2004, 03:03 PM
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Kodos
02-27-2004, 04:08 PM
My only regret is that I have but one life to give... :eek:
tucker342
02-27-2004, 08:05 PM
Well I think that guy will be in the top 10 for biggest dumbasses of the year...
tucker342
02-27-2004, 08:06 PM
dola-

anyone else think that the EEK smilie looks like it's deepthroating?:eek::eek::eek:
ice4277
02-27-2004, 08:07 PM
Oral Sex causes death. Only when your girlfriend's dad catches you in the act.